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A Red Crayon.


After 6 months of design and $50,000 spent we have the Rudy, The Crayon Eater Special finally coming.



This is a Red Crayon, it is an EXCLUSIVE card in the Fan art series that is ONLY available to patrons. 

It cannot be pulled in the booster packs.



It was drawn by my 6 year old son.



RED - Representing fear and anger, like a volcano of negativity in a modern world.



RED + GREEN + BLUE = Summons the Hairy Crayon Eater.



Friday @ 9:00 PM EST - November 17th 2023

The rarest and lowest Printed Metazoo Rudy Promo Ever.

Dont buy it, it is a scam.

Comments

Of all the crayons I’ve eaten, Red is definitely best.

Shawn Johnson

Paper and all....

Robbie Dillon

69.

Raymond Ching

I'll take 3

Elijah Vanaver

Red Green Blue call me a fool sell me a Metazoo scam if it's a flop to the top I'm all in it's Rudy's crayon King👑

Nick

I'm not a metazoo guy but I love this so much

sirdoom34

THE PRECIOUS!! YUMMY CRAYON!!

Thomas Branch

Most places that donate to charities do it for the tax write off. Like every corporation that asks for money at check out youre just donating to their tax write off. Oh round up for charity! Complete BS.

Derek

Is it bad that I thought it was a red rocket blowing up in the sky?

Jason

Better artwork than some of the garbage I've seen at the National Art museum in DC.

Dale Leonard

I'm gonna lol hard if in 25 years this is the next pikachu illustrator card

Derek

Good job, no cash!

Tomas Packan

Rudy on some Drake shit xD

Carlos M.

How many crayons do I have to eat to get one?

Cardboard Crash Course

I’m in. Love the story.

Derrick Roppa

Being a father myself I think this is super cool, but I can't get behind Metazoo, lost my ass trying to carry it in my store during wilderness/UFO

John Willis

Scam me 69

iHititandCritit

He said in a vid it will be at most a couple hundred bucks

Carter Call

It’s great to see a family bonding over tcgs. Even as a Timmy, the generational memories and bonding is what it’s all about it. Love to see it

Phillip Jo

OMG this is genius. I cant even count how many times I have read in the comments of your videos "I art is so ugly, it looks like a child drew it." I am in lol.

Gabriel Mortensen

Thanks for sharing this with us, Rudy.

Vinz Clortho

Can't wait Rudy-Bro, you already know I love Metazoo as much as I love MTG Epilogue Brother! This is going to be EPIC. I'm gonna be proud that I get to honor this moment and your son's. Looking forward to this exclusive Rudy and Son Promo.

Alex Shimkus

It is a scam 🤣

Octavio Perez

What a special card bro! ❤️ Rudy, Jr ❤️ - we are proud.

Charles Gibson

That's a shame. I can't find boxes to crack anywhere and I don't trust online sellers since Ravensburger was dumb about packaging.

Jeff

any price information 🥺

Bryant Delano

Getting your kids art as a badass foil card is such a gen x thing. Keep one set aside for me

Noah Cloud

...Can you use the wax for hair removal?

John Greves

no joke this art is funny, I like it already

steven jaco

Can he sign mine before they go out?

Jeff

Glad to see your standing firm on that decision

james davis

lol

Rudy The Magic Guy

Nailed it!

Only Barber Iii

Small Bundle.

Rudy The Magic Guy

Rudy it’s Disney it can’t fail, I will give you a hug if it fails no starters are perfect haha

Justin Schultz

Sheez. I'm over here getting anxious glad you can see the lame attempt at sarcasm

james davis

Cute af

1423big

Is this gonna be bundled with tacos or is just the card for sale?

Randy Roberts

I cant wait to lol when haters say it looks like a 6 year old drew it

Peter Hauge

thats a T-Shirt quote!

Rudy The Magic Guy

yep, exclusive items always get early crypto/military access

Rudy The Magic Guy

Nice!

Greg Chayet

1 Randomized Promo, face down with 2 booster packs sealed in a blister + booster boxes.

Rudy The Magic Guy

Here we go.....now he's running a sweat shop! Definitely a scam

james davis

To the moon!@@@

Anthony Benitez

0% chance.

Rudy The Magic Guy

So cool, your son and your family will cherish this forever. Congratulations

Robert Sutphin

Sorry no, it is randomized. I dont know who will get what and they are sealed face down. More details will come this week.

Rudy The Magic Guy

That’s fire! 🔥

Frog Man Dan

NO. Donating cash to 99% of charities which charge massive administrative fees and salaries and only a small portion goes to a good cause is a scam. I donate toys / bikes and real goods, NEVER CASH.

Rudy The Magic Guy

Love this, just wish you’d have made the announcement on my Marine Corp’s Birthday.

Ben Magiera

Is it one card or a pack of cards?

Andrew Zaleski

Give your son a high five! Nice job buddy!

Drew Hall

Will there be a military early bird buy time frame?

Brian Miller

Lol i am so lost hahhaa

thomas whitlock

Yessirrr

GhostUnit

Sweet

Corey kerst

Can't wait for this.

Kenneth Kersey

Adorable! Been waiting for this drop since you announced it!

Katie Lamar

The best metazoo art yet! (jk, very cute though)

Gojira

Also rudy suck it up and get lorcana

Justin Schultz

Love it!

Gold41

Is any money going to a children charity? Kinda like the mtg ones

Salem Baraka

I want a Rudy and only green crayons, they taste the best!

Miguel

Can we have an option for grading ?

James Moreno

Buying this out buyers beware

Justin Schultz

Awww little Rudy art. Nice!

Jonathon Smith

I love this idea

George Merdkhanian

Love it man.

Andy Wilkes


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