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The Titanic Hotel Vlog - SUPER EXTENDED CUT

Our longest extended version yet - the full compendium of horror experienced at The Titanic-themed hotel we stayed at in Spain.

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I have rewatched this a shocking number of times :') the vlogs are so hilarious and oddly comfy lmao

Jamie Martin

That is such a great idea! theres so many iconic songs ;)

Kiwi Skov

Hey Kiwi! Your question actually inspired me to make some Novympia Playlists. I just posted them on the discord today (under #music) if you would like to have a look. :)

Dennis

You’re a god sent! Thank you❤️

Kiwi Skov

It‘s called Verona by Koit Toome and Laura 😊

Dennis

What is the 'lost in Girona' song? i cant seem to find it anywhere🥲

Kiwi Skov

So late to this but the funniest thing Nova has ever said was in the who wants to be a millionaire video and she said "give it up for Lent", I HOWLED

NoahFencex

Charmaine providing the content, her legacy

Lu

On the next vlog we need a insult char bingo

Matt Edwards

That heavy knit will be really unforgiving on your tits😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Matt Edwards

If you have an iPad / iPhone and an Apple TV, you can use screen mirroring to catch this masterpiece on the big screen

Michael Henderson

I am so baffled that you have to get on the plane on the tarmac. I am American and have flown internationally (Helsinki, Paris, various parts of Japan, etc) and have never done that before. I can't imagine the noise!

The Lucifuge

The Char/Glennda holiday vibe is such a departure from Kat and Megan. "Honestly, it's just a car crash down there." 😆 But all the "characters" in the Novympia ooniverse are so the peeps I would want to be friends with! Luvleh vlog, gerls. 🖤🩷🤎💜

Scary Clarey

Loving the extended vlog ❤️❤️❤️

Jake Whitworth

What's the song y'all were bopping to the first night in the beach bar?

Carter

Is this THE Charlene ??

Nai

@1:57:57 “You provide the moment. We’ll provide the fish.”

Charmaine Diamond White

I’ll rob the equivalent from your gaff xo

Charmaine Diamond White

“Is it?” “Yeah”

Charmaine Diamond White

Let me tell you now, she didn’t say that out of nowhere. There was a reason.

Charmaine Diamond White

I just absolutely lost my TITS when Char was all "...derlin'?" to that BUG!

Lazzy Doo

This isn’t nova’s most memorable catchphrase but I always think about the time you guys were in Amsterdam in Char and Glenda’s room suddenly you can hear Nova in the back say “it stinks of shit in ere” and that always makes me giggle cause it was so quiet and she suddenly said it out of nowhere 😂

Nai

Completely understand, thank you for replying and letting us know.

The Lucifuge

sitting thru the election returns here in the US and my goodness 3 hours of the gerls talking nonsense to each other in Spain is just what the doctor ordered. my blood pressure thanks you

Kim N

There's a (once grand and luxurious, now badly maintained) hotel in Liverpool called the Adelphi. Apparently the large lounge room there was modelled off the Titanic. I'm sure visiting would make for great content - especially as the buffet food looks to be a similar quality!

Lydia

I love these vlogs so much! Even if the hotel was a bit rough this was hilarious and it's always lovely seeing Char and Glenda on the channel (Glenda's so cute with her little catch phrase!)

Patricia Ward

the poor woman at 2:13:31 covering her nose from char's aroma

Tommy

I know Nova's most memorable line! It has been echoing around my head all week. In the painted by Char video, Char says that's gay and nova in a perfect Lisa Scott Lee impression says "that's gay that, guys"

Richard Prendiville

I’ll be looking that up expeditiously 💙💙

Alex Benson

Narcissistic cow

Novympia

Just paid £1.16 for the pleasure so this better be good.

Charmaine Diamond White

Sadly not - it was brought to our attention that the unlisted YouTube links were being shared outside of Patreon so now all exclusive content will be uploaded using Patreon's native player 💕

Novympia

Nova's are by a brand called Jeepers Peepers 💕

Novympia

Watching this on the same day that I went to Marwell zoo was a trip Looked like a fab time ✨

R.T. Bamsey

Anything with Char is an instant all-timer

Kupometry

Not the going around cheese! 🧀 😂😂😂

Matt Edwards

I laughed far too much at the iceberg lettuce joke 😃 Love these extended versions!

Rach Aaach

Char and the RC turd! 😂

TBYHXLY

Someone needs to send a photo of the dog tattoo to Roly for his next Tattoo Fails video,

Brigitte Diessl

I can’t believe we saw the icon behind “ooo it could be, oh I haven’t thought of that” we need a come dine with me redo but combined with olympias beautifully heinous Christmas cooking segment in some horrificly magical mash up, side note , the whole time where at her hotel all I could think of was “oh the hotel is fabulous” on repeat. 12/10 video

Luke Hankin

AND ALSO THOSE GIANT WHITE ONES NOVA WORE. PLZ

Alex Benson

I really need to know where Glenda got those sunglasses. I have a mighty need

Alex Benson

we went from kat’s glastonbury diaries to char’s undercarriage diaries this is the darkest timeline

Oliver Jett

Chromecast works great

Archer Back

So, I'm currently in the middle of colonoscopy prep - that's right - and this is a welcome treat to take my mind off the poo! <3

Nicole

omg i cackled when nova is off in the horizon and that yt comment popped up...

Nishidog

Seconded, especially with that bald head 😍😛

Michael Henderson

Same request please! 🙏 Would love to watch this and and the Glastonbury Vlog using screen share.

Ben

Does Glenda have large canines/vampire teeth? Cause fwahhh he can get it.

george

Patreon needs a screen share feature! This 3 hour masterpiece must be viewed on the TV screen!

Lauren Thomson

Every time Olympia says 'CHAR' after she says something naughty ..it reminds me of Bob in Bobs Burgers when he says 'GENE'

Mandy

Is it possible this can be uploaded to YouTube? 🖤 thank you regardless

The Lucifuge

It is! Hope you get better soon 🫶🏼

Nai

3 hours! OMG YES!!! Can’t wait to get snacks for this later!

Stuart Barber

Same!! This is such an amazing surprise!

Veronica

Thank you 🫶🏼

Nai

3 hours?! Is it Christmas already!?

M K

Omg 3 hours , I know what I’m watching tonight ❤️❤️

Emilio Lopez

Get well soon!

Yngve Solberg

THANK YOU! Three hours of distraction 😭 I’ve been sick for two days and I can’t even get myself out of bed and it’s making me miserable

Nai

3 hours?! Very apropoo length for a Titanic-themed hotel.

Cian and Sean


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