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BONUS STRIP FOR JULY 2025 - DEXTER AND MONKEY MASTER

i'll never learn, you can't make me

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BONUS STRIP FOR JULY 2025 - DEXTER AND MONKEY MASTER

Comments

it probably happened in a comic book somewhere

David Willis

Now that I see him in higher resolution I still can't tell what's up behind Dexter's mask

Robin Garcia

Is this canon to...whatever universe it's set in?

LunchMonkey64

This is kinda sad. Also, whoknow hov many time will pass before any information about Mary's future. Let's hope she'll come out from prison with a different mindset.

Pierpaolo Di Camillo

Heh. The Leek Spin video is the first thing I thought of too! (for those who are "nekulturny" or too young, go to YT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33YRLSkaO44 )

Douglas Appelt

the buffoonish villain to vegetable salesman pipeline is real and it is coming for YOU

QueenOfSodor

This is better than I'd hoped.

Packy Anderson

Ievan Polkka intensifies

Sajuuk-Khar

can I pitch "Dexter and Monkey Master, one is a genius, the other's a disaster"

Noelle Palmer

It is the conductor's baton Miku Hatsune uses.

Captain Button

Poor Head Alien just can't keep up...

Joe360

Monkey Master's line made me read him in Pinky's voice.

Ragtime

"The same thing we do every night Monkey Master, try to sell vegetables." They're Dexter and the Master, Dexter and the Master one is a genius the others a disaster.

Ragtime

The shape of Dexter's head gives me no choice but to read his lines in Strong Bad's voice Which, consequently leads to reading Monkey Master's lines as Strong Mad

Fart Captor

Yeah getting asked if you are from the heritage foundation would kill the buzz of villainy pretty fast.

Jeremy AR

A leek is one of those Hatsune Miku things, isn't it? Or that Farfetch'd?

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Think about everything bad that's happened in the usa in the last 50 years. They're responsible directly or indirectly. That's barely an exaggeration

Megh

The heritage foundation thing went over my head... Do I even wanna know?

Inahc

When Willis said this strip would be pathological, I feared something a bit more depressing But on the other hand, having the goofy cartoon alien name drop an organization that I get anxiety from just thinking about, is actually pretty pathological in its own right

Megh

a worker co-op??? Dexter's becoming a socialist now, yay!!!

Moon Goat

Charlie didn't win but this was great

Josh Whelan

Bring the aliens back to the comics! This comic makes me realize how desperately I miss Head Alien.

Dahlia Rose Israel

Jeez, Willis. Everybody knows it's a sharp green thing used by a duck Pokemon.

Eric Lusby

are the leeks in the room with us right now

David Willis

I just made leek risotto. Come on over D and MM. I'll learn ya

Kyle Savage

We have leeks in our house right now.

Maggie Willis

*sigh* I miss him. My beloved little purple dude.

Mr. Lank

I have a nice leek potato soup recipe. I should make it again ... Nom! 🥰

William Lewis


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