I have a New Book Out Called Delco Dirtball

Hey everyone. My new book, Delco Dirtball, is available for pre-order at OnPercs.com/store. It is a wigger crime novel.

The story revolves around Tommy and Fats, two broke, hopeless Delco dirtballs whose lives revolve around having a good time and working at Halloween Adventure two months a year. On Halloween, their plans of celebrating their 30th birthday with a night of drinking, drugs, and tits go right into the toilet, as they are unjustly accused of murdering their cokehead boss. While running from cops, their only shot of escaping Delco comes from a dangerous opportunity presented by Tommy's estranged father, Tommy, Sr. aka Warlock. A massive slip and fall settlement check has finally found its way into Warlock's hands, however he is unable to cash the check, as he has tried to defraud every check cashing spot in Delco. So, Warlock enlists the help of his namesake to cash the check for him.

Tommy and Fats agree to try to cash the check for enough dough to get them the fuck out of Delco and start their new lives in Florida, but first, they have to maneuver their way through the town that broke them. A weirdo army of dirtballs, coke dealers, pillheads, losers, minor league strippers, fat bitches with wet buns, crooked cops, schizos, perverts, and jealous relatives stand in their way, as they race against the clock to avoid the cops, commit check fraud, and either start their new lives or get buttfucked in prison for the next two decades.

Everybody who pre-orders Delco Dirtball is invited to join me for some killer Labor Day weekend festivities. First on the agenda is a special screening of my favorite movie, MacGruber, which will take place in a theatre that I've rented. The following day, you can join me in Delco for a BBQ, where we'll drink our weight in Capri Suns, get a nice sunburn, and watch my fat-titted wife eat hot dogs til the sun goes down. 

I'm very excited to release this book and I hope you'll support me. Thank you. Love you guys.

                                                                                                                                  ~ Mike