Retard Round-Up 6/30/21

Here's the cell phone footage of Mike's murder suspect. How fuckin unsettling is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imEe0v72_7Q

Also if this Plinkett lookin ass murder pervert can walk that bridge you better believe I'm tap dancing across it. That's a mf promise.

Also I don't want to be a memberberry guy but how fucking sick were Blurp Balls?

Just so much rotten detail going on here. Getting one of these as an 8 year old felt like you were basically in a biker gang. Holding one of these was like having soda energon. I had the catcher one with the fucked up baseball in his mouth. No real interest in sports otherwise outside of NFL Blitz and Mutant League. Anyway I think it's kind of funny how toys for small kids have kind of shifted toward like Swedish imagination provoking fake LEGO bullshit when this kind of thing used to spin a story in a kid's head while also being actually fun and cool. As I'm writing this I'm realizing I have a lot of problems with toys Nowadays™. Your choices are essentially reduced-articulation licensed garbage like an 11" Wolverine with no knee joints or fat Barbies. I think even wrestling guys are like a harder plastic that completely destroys your ability to make them do signature moves or, god forbid, steal an opponent's finisher. Cool Toys now are reserved for adult virgins with $149 to blow. Honestly if I was a motivated prostitute my rate would be $1 less than the most in-demand product on bbts.com.

Anyway this post was originally just supposed to be a thank you for all the well wishes and unbelievable support. You guys rule and I think we really are just getting started here. Every day this Patreon motivates me to break useless cycles and get out to do and see cool shit and I hope the domscribers get some of that in return. So much bellyaching on the timelines about how lame life is but so little in the way of doing anything about it. Over the next few weeks I hope to almost bother you all with cool shit and I hope your response is to get sick of it and try to do more cool shit than me. 2000 doms are cresting the horizon and you are all appreciated.

Love you bubs.

Tim