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Retard Round-Up

Added 2021-06-14 18:23:21 +0000 UTC

Yo what's up. I don't know why I don't do shit like this more often but I wanted to hit you guys with some reference material that we've brought up lately and sort of complete the picture.

Anyway remember the rental car story from last night? This was the envelope that I found taped to my front door in the dark. How ominous.

Obviously very harsh vibes emanating from this fuckin thing. The letter inside had something very desperately authoritative to it. Like if Robocop was unarmed or terrified of paperwork. I still wasn't sure this was real but I knew at the very least if it was a scam I was being specifically targeted.

Thank god it was all real and my drying estranged mother is stealing cars and it's not some Estonian guy trying to get my Xbox Live password. Phew.

BY POP-ULAR DEMAND: The "I'm gonna pop" video. It's got tits and cum in it so don't watch this at your fake ass corny ass rental car detective ass job:

https://efukt.com/20947_Not_Even_A_Minute_Man.html

Notice the big crease where they cut the peeping eye hole in the box. It was obviously a last second idea they knew would work for the video but no one felt like wasting 30 seconds finding something sharp enough to properly cut carboard so they just cavemanned it, hunched over the box on the floor trying to tear it with their hands while their gold chains dangled and bounced off of their mouths.

Last thing I have for you guys is this delightful speedrun of Sonic The Hedgehog by this relatively extremely hood autist in front of a live audience. Worth every second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qF4aFN32z4

Unfortunately it looks like he's been canceled but if I read the tweet correctly it was for getting drunk and grabbing a dude's cheeks. Just a lil roughhousing. Fuckin nerds, man.

Have a good week bubs.

- Tim