Baen: “Just watch, Athdar! I can drink an entire barrel no problem!”
*One barrel later*
Baen (very drunk): “Hic… Seeee… easyas pie… y’know… ah could go for anotherrr…”
Baen is gonna be pretty much immobile when he’s done… and not necessarily due to fullness… and most folks are gonna have a hard time lifting him as is.
Thank you so much, Ali! This came out amazingly!