Potion Tester
Added 2025-02-11 17:31:02 +0000 UTC
Of course you can trust the goblin alchemist.
What? Do you think she's so desperate for a hot husband she'd lie and sell you a love potion instead of a health one?
That's crazy. She even insisted you test it in her shop.
See? Nothing wrong with her potion. It just tasted a little fruity.
Which means the fact you're only just realizing what a cutie she is is totally normal.
The fact you're realizing she's everything you've ever wanted in life makes total sense.
The fact you went down on one knee, proposed to her, and swore to love and adore her and obey her in everything is absolutely of your own free will.
No need to question it.
Now, she's got a few more potions to help make your wedding night a real treat for both of you. So drink up!
Like a good husband should.
Comments
top tier
justhere
2025-02-20 14:38:41 +0000 UTCI love a good goblin tale
Mike
2025-02-12 14:52:09 +0000 UTC
