Here to Help
Added 2024-11-24 18:18:21 +0000 UTC
Well, citizen, it seems you've been posting some pretty strange things, haven't you?
Telling people about how the Authority was brainwashing citizens? Claiming Bimbots were malfunctioning? Kidnapping law abiding citizens and turning them into dopey dummies?
Naughty naughty.
Oh, don't worry. We're not mad at you. We know you didn't mean it. You were just... confused.
Which is why you're wearing the Citizen Conditioning Helmet.
And it's going to help you understand that the new Bimbot Officers are here to help you. That they love you. That you need to obey.
Need to do whatever Bimbots say.
That you're a good citizen.
And good citizens obey.
Obey bimbots.
And good citizens get rewards.
They get to watch their protective Bimbots strip.
They get to kiss their breasts.
Good citizens get to kneel and lick out Bimbots like a good, obedient pets.
Now, let's turn that helmet on, and make you the best, obedient citizen you can be...
