MAY QUESTION THREAD

Hello riley, grandad, and uncle ruckus. I want to know, from each of your perspectives: what is the STUPIDEST thing you have heard leave your co-hosts mouths, either on or off the show? Me personally, I remember Sweeny talking about how he once 'imagined' a light so bright that it hurt his eyes and he had to stop thinking about it. I was at the gym and felt like I was going insane. Keep up the good work, I've been listening for two years and the leap from remote to in-person has been awesome to witness. Much love to the gay minorities in my phone <3 *kingdad noise*

FEMBOYS CURE FORN ADDICITON

That's fire asf.

Gym Broboy

Also, do you ever consider the notion that white people were a result of people growing up in cold ass swampy cribs, thus adapting into goblinoid beings?

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

Oi Huey, Huey and Huey, back in middle school we had a mentally handicapped white kid in our class and were learning the African countries for geography. Our teacher was going through pointing to the countries on the map and having us read one at a time. Well, it came to the country Niger and of course she picked this kid for that one and he straight up dropped the hard r not knowing how it was pronounced lol. I was wondering have any of you three had any experiences of unintentional racism like this in your years of school?

She Beetlejuice on my Uncle Ben until he got shot

I apologize

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

Kingstons mom be like "..."

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

A wizard zapps you with a curse that turns a body part into iceberg lettuce, you get to choose that body part, the body part has to be heavier than 10% of your body mass, what part you choosing?

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

Hey you unctuously vile dullards, Boy I gotta ask. You charlatans are quite prone to accusing the odd-right-winged duck of being a GRIFTER. So one must beseech in asking how can one even tell one is grifting. How do you know they don't just simply believe. Thanks for reading you pedophiles.

Gym Broboy

A while back there was like a Mailman who wrote in about being fired or something for listening to the podcast out loud. And I gotta say, as someone who just experienced the panic of my boss overhearing the podcast and worrying about my job, PLEASE PUT ON HEADPHONES WHEN LISTENING TO THE SHOW Pretty sure I was about to get fired. (I was listening to the Episode, Transgender Mice, where you guy discuss racial slurs toward the beginning of the episode)

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They spend it on rent and hot pockets, Ech! And occasionally Sween's fossil fuels portfolio

Jon Jafari on safari

Haven't watched the show in a couple weeks after that asenine DMC discussion, but genuine question/mild criticism of the show: What is our Patreon money going toward? The show being a little messy and disorganized is part of the charm, but I feel like nothing's progressed on the production side of things in ages and fun stuff like live shows and guest episodes have been way more sparse than they used to be. I feel like you three have a tendency to come up with fun ideas to expand the show (like the movie commentary idea) that don't seem to go anywhere beyond an occasional mention. This isn't the end of the world and the show's still fun regardless, but what's been going on there?

Derek would fail a 9th grade English class

Hey James, Earl, and Jones, am I alone in thinking the picklegate guy sounded gay? Like he's barely suppressing some deep seated nancy-ness (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Jon Jafari on safari

Hey three beetles in a trench coat. Hypothetical for you. Elon Musk says he is a big fan because his ketamine addled brain doesn't realize you're making fun of him and offers you a $4b deal. The conditions are you have to relocate to Texas, the name must now be the X Tank Podcast, he can appear as a co host whenever he wants (outside his very busy schedule), and Derrick and Kingston have to talk way less. Other than that you have "complete control" just like what's her name that is the CEO of Twitter. Do you take the deal or defenestrate him on the spot.

Hey Chris, Hugh Laurie here. Accidentally followed you while scrolling high on Vicodin and haven't bothered to unfollow

Is getting your dick sucked by your own clone gay or masturbation with extra steps? Where is the line drawn if not?

Gay Glizzyfr be like I USED TO HAVE STRAIGHT DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER HOLES TO SCORE

Not a question, but I want to thank Derrick for letting us know Taco Bell seasoning can be bought in stores. Me and girlfriend make crunch wrap supremes on weekends and it's way better than the fast food ones and you can stuff them as much as you want.

Derrick Pilot eats corn the LONG way, YEAH

What are some local adds/jingles you had growing up in your home town? There was this theme song for Twin Dragons Mongolian BBQ, (available on YouTube), that lives in my head rent free.

I knew a Virginia but she wasnt slim

Hello boyos, In reference to the taxi medallions. They are needed for the yellow cabs. The medallions are bought by wealthy people at those high prices and then rented out to recent imports at high rental prices so they can drive a yellow cab.

Mr. Hot Salsa

Not a question but Sweeney looks like the album cover from Westside guns record "Hitler wears Hermes 8 Sincerely Adolf"

googling what is a blumpkin at work

I got some kinda flu right now, tell me your funniest sick stories

My penis is 3 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect

Hi boys, If you could replace 5 members of our current government with muppets, which 5 would you choose? I saw someone say they would replace two members of the Supreme Court with Bert and Ernie and I loved that idea.

NurseBob

Derrick sounds like a retard every time he mentions the Waco Siege

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Not a traditional question but I am literally begging you please go to 2:49:27 of episode 327 and put it at .25 speed. I promise you will not regret it I'm actually dying

Daggz117

https://imgur.com/a/1QKJMRU new scumbag shirt

randeep kang

FIRST

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Just a quick one chaps. The seal Derrick was on about on episode 327 about 2 hours in, reminds me of Neal the seal in New Zealand just bashing posts and being a lad on tik tok.

My left nut

Hey snarkos, I have a request, EVERYBODY SWAP MELANIN!

Jon Jafari on safari

Good day gentlemen, Question mainly for Derrick, what is the best Butthole Surfers song?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. What’s the worst thing you remember seeing a teacher do to someone in school? When I was in first grade we had a student with actual brain damage in our class, and one day our teacher threw him into a metal bookshelf because he couldn’t comprehend what story time was and she was pissed at him. Just curious if you’ve seen worse.

Sween Can’t Handle My Beetle Peen

Hey Chris, Sween and Derek. This question is more on the serious side but with the recent passing of legendary comic author Peter David I can't help but ask this. If you don't know, Peter David created Spider-Man 2099, Young Justice and revolutionized the Hulk and Avengers mythos and yet he had to setup a GoFundMe earlier this year to help pay his medical bills and still died swathed with medical bills and debt while Marvel and DC rakes in millions of dollars (potentially billions with Beyond the Spider-Verse on the horizon) off of HIS creations. I am hoping this will be a wake up call for the entire industry so that authors and illustrators will finally be paid what they're owed, but I know better. So I ask you three, what are some major changes you want to see in your favorite industries that you think HAVE to happen? Sorry if this question brought the mood down, love you guys.

Corinth

Ignore those people entirely, just pretend they don't exist. Engagement gives them life

Jon Jafari on safari

Finally joined the Patreon after freeloading since the Zack episode, only reason joining is to ask what with Sweeny aversion to beetles, did someone shove a pack of beetle up his ass when he was younger? Thanks

Chris MeDildonado Warp Digivole to Faggotmon

Hello. Chris, Sween, Derrick, I want to know what the most you'll let your loved ones suffer if the alternative is death.

I - I let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccwie! And he didnt wear a boicondom! Am I gonna get fagpreggers now!

Hey, Chris Maldonado (no relation), Uncle Ruckus (no relation) and Derek (no relation). Not really a funny question this time around, but my headset has finally died after valiantly serving me for 10 years. I was hoping you guys would have some recommendations for what I should replace them with, either wired or wireless.

Corinth

Hey boys, Derrick asked what reigion of Ireland his fake accent sounded like, and as an Irish and Italian halfbreed living in England, I’m pretty content to say all of his accents sound like an retarded American doing a really terrible impression, neither the Irish or English ones are convincing, and that applies to all three of you. Anyway, lots of love, Angie.

It’s Angela

ON TONE POLICING Howdy, boys. I’m a big fan of Kyle Kulinski, Chapo Trap House, etc.—dirtbag leftists. How do you guys feel about the people who try to tone police everyone and screech about shit like “fatphobia” or “ableism”? They make my blood fucking boil, whining over piddly shit like that. Where is the line for making fun of fundamentally evil people without denigrating people on your side who may share those characteristics? Is it a “them” problem, to understand that they aren’t lumped in with the people being mocked? Shouldn’t we be calling (certain) people retarded hogs more?

Dave Grohlerderby

Hey Fagtoidus, Niggates, and Retardicus, each of you are given three different animals to be able to turn into and back at will, what entourage will you choose?

It’s Angela

Help! Can you guys think of any good reason to be a conservative? I know you guys are at least friendly with right leaning “people”, so id like to know your perspectives. I cant go into too much detail because chris wants short questions but my base argument is that every stance they believe is founded on a lie, whether it be religion or abortion Ive argued this with several people who lean both left and right, and they all have ended up agreeing with me, which is crazy because i absolutely suck at debating

My penis is 3 inches flaccid and 5 inches erect

Howdy colon-izers, A suggestion struck me while watching a recent episode, have you ever considered doing the show live? As in a live streamed show where you take questions via superchat i suppose? Could be a way to get to peoples burning questions if they really wanna get them through. Just a thought, I know streaming can be a bitch especially for a show. Peace and colons

Blackface Sanji

Hey two balls and a shaft, you ever realize Peter Dinklage kind of looks like a midget Dr. House? Anyways, you all have been looking for ways to change up the 5-10 dollar tier, what do you think about a behind the scenes tier or a tier where you post exclusive videos of how you edit the podcast? They'd be a good help to aspiring creators and would be interesting to see how your brains tick.

The Smashing Blumpkins

Hey squngus, bungus, and fungus. Not a question but a patreon related rant. Recently I had to get a new number due to issues with my old carrier not letting me transfer my old number. So I had to reset all my 2fa settings to my new number. Most went off without a hitch with the EXCEPTION of patreon. Because they ONLY allow you to verify via SMS instead of Google authenticator or email like everyone else. So now I had to make a new patreon account and resub just to get access to the content I already paid for. But I am now basically paying two 5 dollar tiers a month because patreon won't get off their ass to help me.(I also cannot use rocket money to force the cancellation or call my bank to cancel it because apparently it HAS to be done within patreon site. Anyway long story short we should unleash Kingston's dad upon the higher ups at patreon until they fix their dogshit support system

Patreon has Ubisoft tier shitty customer service

Hey to my favorite members of the KKK (Khris, Kingston, and deriK) A director of your choice approaches the 3 of you and offers to cast you 3 in a movie based on the history of Channel Awesome where it shows the rise and downfall of the site. Out of the 3 of you, who will be casted to play Doug Walker, who will be casted for Linkara, and who will be casted for Spoony?

RFK's brainworm

In the most recent Extra Ammo, you guys are talking about how you want DoomGuy to kill God. Not to sound like fucking nerd. But thats the story of Ancient Gods. Davoth, the Dark Lord is revealed to be the creator of all things. He IS God with a Capital G and is the Final boss of Ancient Gods Part 2. I think its still the Hardest boss fight in the trilogy.

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There's always that one teacher at every school that does shit like that. I had a teacher in high school who tried to hook up with teenage girls. The worst part was that he was also the coach of the high school girl's basketball team before he got caught. He wasn't found at until after I graduated from school, but I wasn't surprised considering that he spent more time in class flirting with high school girls than actually doing his job.

RFK's brainworm

Hey fuck, mary, kill. If you were able to put one gay sex scene in any movie/game, what would you choose? For me, I would add a 20 minute sex scene with Arbiter and Master Chief in Halo 3.

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

Hello there Chris Gay Gun, Derrick Gayman, and Gayston Gaymanson. What were the craziest incidents that happened at your school? I have three. Elementary School: A boy smeared his shit all over the bathroom walls High School: A guy crashed his car while fighting with is girlfriend. The guy bailed and decided to run onto the campus and hide at the school. We had to go into lockdown but it was near the end of the day so some kids like myself were already heading home. No kid got hurt, he was just hiding there and got caught later. High school: Last instance was just a teacher being a pedophile. He tried to get a girl to send him a video of her masturbating. He got fired, wife divorced him, and was put on the Sex Offender Registry

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

how far into it are you?

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

Hey assorted Asian slurs! Have any of you guys seen Dexter? Not the shitty stupid kid, but the serial killer guy. That show is my autistic obsession and I think it’s very good

Cameron “The Fuck” Yoo

Also wanted to share unrelated, in the high school I went to, our star football seniors intentionally made what was effectively a bomb with the oxycetaline cutting torches. They got in school suspension for three days and nothing further. God bless small town America

DooDadDangler

Howdy y'all, long time, first time, Currently watching the episode with Jalen, and heard Chris mention people not being able to read. Does it surprise any of you that 54% of US adults are functionally illiterate? 22% of the US adult population reads at or below a 6th grade level (e.g. books such as Percy Jackson or Holes) Terrifying!

DooDadDangler

Packing dog treats? Like you're actually eating those, or is that a British-ism my unrefined American ears ain't picking up on?

Jon Jafari on safari

Hey hey Snarkingtons, just a quick fun fact about The Thing from Marvel since Chris brought him up a bit ago. Chris was kind of right in thinking that he looked like scabs, because Stan Lee and Jack Kirby's initial idea for The Thing was that he was covered in rock-hard scabs and sores. They later changed it when they realized how fucking gross and unmarketable of a concept that was. This is why in the early 60s run of Fantastic Four, The Thing looks so fucked up. PS. What the fuck did you think was going to be under those rocks other than gross pink flesh, Chris? Did you think he was rocks all the way through? Did you think his tongue was rocks? Did you think his STOMACH was rocks? Dookie butt ass retard. Anyways, love you guys and peace out.

Corinth

Why would someone say that out loud?

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Déithe duit from Éire Hey Fits the Description, High Functioning Tweaker and His Grand Rotundness Was wondering if ye had seen Andor since it's 2nd and final season finished up 2 weeks ago and it's probably the best piece of Star Wars media in the last 2 decades. If so what are your thoughts on it Also, in the Demon Might Sob episode Chris mentioned really liking the game Mouthwashing, I'm actually mates with 2 of the cofounders of the studio who made it in case you'd want to get in touch with them for any reason. Been a listener for a while, you three get have got me through 2 summers of packing dog treats and are off to a strong start with the third, thanks for what ye do Slán Abhaile mo chairde

Beetle Hooker in his Beetle Fishnets Sucking Beetle Dick for Beetle Meth

The retard show

kweermo

Hey Chris, Sween and BLACK. If Derek and Kingston equals "The Dark Tank", Chris and Kingston equals "The Chris and Sween Show" then what's quirky name for Chris and Derek episodes?

Corinth

Over 402 comments Jesus, so Chris how's that bungie shirt looking to you now, concord 2 let's gooooo. (Don't be a coward talk about it, theirs only so much rope one can give.)

CrimsonPassione

QUESTION FOR SWEENSTER: given your intense love of sonic the hedgehog can you give us your top ten hottest female sonic characters list?

kweermo

Hey guys. This one is of course for Sweeney. On a recent episode you stated that the Grand Concourse is the best neighborhood in the Bronx. This marks like the 3rd time you’ve said in the last couple of months. I really can’t let that stand, while it’s far from like the worst place , it’s still pretty much the hood in a lot parts. It’s just such a wild thing to say when the Bronx literally has neighborhoods like Riverdale, Pelham and Kingsbridge to name a few. I just couldn’t let this misinformation stand any longer. Ok love ya bye

ScrubbingBubblez

here’s a question, Kingston is this your job? If so get off your phone you fucknut Much love

kai

What’s up fellas… and Jitler’s biggest fan. My question is mostly for Chris and Sween. How have you guys felt about all the shit going on with Marathon right now. Especially you Chris since you sunk a lot of time into the alpha.

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

Hey, hey, hey, and hey Since sweens is so allegedly charismatic. How do adults make new friends? P.S. When dearick and Jojo inevitably get divorced who gets the cum? Thanks and eat shit and die poser.

Gym Broboy

It's crazy how poor you guys were. What's even crazier is how bad things are getting. What do you think it would be like to be that poor today?

ShoreMcLoving

Hey guys. What if you guys did a write up of your origin stories. It would be similar to how you guys did your futures but instead it ignored all previously mentioned events and told the true canonical story behind the snark tank’s origin and your gay love triangle.

Quube

sup guys. I recently went to a festival and in the crowd someone was cutting through to the exit with his wife saying "I gotta leave I shit myself 6 times today." which not only did I think was impossible but insanely hilarious. my question is what is the craziest thing you have heard a stranger say? doesn't have to be something they said to you. keep bringing the laughs

Homeless Bc I must play Metroid Prime 4 on Switch 2

Hey my favorite homo sapiens (emphasis on the homo), What is a piece of media (it can be a movie, game, show, album, whatever) that is generally considered to be good, but you never understood the appeal of it? Any piece of media where it's the other way around where you enjoy something that most people seem to dislike or hate?

RFK's brainworm

Howdy fellers. In an old extra ammo episode you mentioned Tom Clancy. Sween "looked up" when Tom Clancy died and you guys came to the conclusion that he died in 2004 (what was sween smoking?) and so he could NOT have any knowledge of the games that were made with his name. IN FACT he WROTE the book Rainbow Six and even CO-OWNED the studio that MADE the original Rainbow Six game. Just figured I'd use my first question as a patron to put you in your places. Love the podcast BTW

GhostyBoi

Hey nostalgia critic, linkara and spooney. Been listening since zach called chris out for gunning down progerians and I’ve finally decided to give one of you money. Anyways my question is why does sweeney claim to be a good person? Even tho he try’s to lie and say he’s a good person he always proves himself wrong almost immediately, also derrick you’re gay

Mixed Fruit

Howdy Sora, Donald, and Goofy. Not a question but I’ve been getting caught back up on episodes. In 332 you guys were talking about Israel and if they had any exports. Only tangibly related but there’s a band out of Israel called Father Of Peace. Interesting band, but their song enemy sounds exactly like a S.O.A.D. Only song on the album that sounds that way. Just thought it was worth a listen. Cheers.

ColdstoneET

Hey fellas, here's a simple one for ya. What's a game, movie, or show that you recently got into that you would've loved as a teen. I recently got into the Devil May Cry series as an adult and I'm so surprised that my younger self never got into it. It has all the edgyness and goofiness that I love to do this. Keep up the great work, guys!

Changing my name to Gay Beetle Boy Penis to annoy Sweeny

What was something you didn’t know for an embarrassingly long time? For example, I straight up didn’t know lactose intolerance was a thing until my teenage years. It was the first time I felt like a superior being.

Retired suicide bomber

Heya fellers one of my favorite artist Jack Stauber has a song called “ I love you Verne Troyer” . While not my favorite song of his it had me thinking of you guys could make a song dedicated to an actor or celebrity who would that be ? Mine personally would be Willim Defoe and it’d be a sea shanty inspired by the LightHouse

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Greetings vanilla, strawberry and chocolate, the Neapolitan ice cream of racism, I’ve been thinking recently about dating and how it’s different between people and countries. My observations have been that in the UK, dating doesn’t really happen all too often and relationships just sort of happen through long friendships that turn into more. My question is, what are your guys’ methods of getting into relationships? Is it the typical ask them out on a coffee, go to a bar or just chill in the park. Or do relationships just come vicariously through talking to someone new as part of a group of friends, for example. Thanks a bunch lads. Sorry if the question was worded like a spastic.

The Harmacist

You could get into the sonic comic books instead

kweermo

Hi two men 1 Seth Rogan. I just burned my whole mouth area on a fucking jalapeno popper what's the last food you ate that left you in immense pain.

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

Some bullshit probably

kweermo

Hey sexy boys, as an Australian I have no fucken clue what's going on in the USA. Wtf is black fatigue?! Sounds cooked!

I shat my pants so hard that I landed in my colen

Have you guys heard of that guy "TheCrookedMon" on Tiktok? He's been documenting training only one trap and even though he's only been at it a little over 100 days he's looking kinda fucky. Also, side note, I wanna thank Kingston because his weird ritual of drinking chia seed water inspired me to start taking my health seriously and I've dropped 20lbs since the start of March. I still drink at least a tbsp of chia seeds a day. Hope you keep going yourself, man!

If Sween locked in he'd look like The MAXX

Hey voices in my head .I’m turning 26 this month so wish me a happy birthday you fucks seriously I pay 25 dollars for this shit ! Anyways I usually try and go camping with the fam for my birthdays sort of a tradition that started once my pops took me on our first camping trip . Are there any birthday traditions you guys do? Or anything in particular you hate like surprise parties , getting gifts you don’t like , getting sung happy birthday with everyone out of tune , etc . Love yall have a good one

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Hey Impidimp , Rillaboom and Slaking . Not a question just pissed off .Getting into the Pokemon TCG has been rough with all these scalpers buying up all the product they can get their grubby hands on. I had to camp outside of GameStop for 15 hours just to get a prismatic evolution box all while waiting with the very same scalpers who made me be there in the first place . Should I subject myself to the same suffering again for the new release of destined rivals or just pay these scalping fucks? Have a good one y’all

I wanna bomb all these Pokemon Scalpers

Hey SnarkLords Did you guys ever see that racial draft episode of Chapelle show? Who would you guys pick?

Eric Lopez

For the record I'm not taking sides, it was just a funny dream I had

Jon Jafari on safari

I had a dream that Ethan Klein was doing his show per usual and some guy was just going to town next to him and beating his meat. Ethan looks over at the guy, says "that's wierd," he then turned back to the camera and said "Anyway did you guys see what Hasan did recently?"

Jon Jafari on safari

Joe Biden has cancer

kweermo

hi my niggas ! (Chris PLEASE get Derrick or Sween to read this i don’t want my text embodied by your DISGUSTING TWINK VOICE !!!) do u guys have any funny drug stories? I was recently arrested for smoking weed @ school and was wondering if u guys have anything cool to talk abt

rape (the Jewish sperm banker left me antisementic

Whats up bosmer, orsimer, and redguard Have you ever had a partner that completely changed your taste in women? I met this goth girl on vrchat who would slap me around and suck the soul right out of my pecker whenever I’d go and visit her. I’ve genuinely never been the same since. Now my knees quiver every time I see a woman with two tone hair, wearing all black, and crippled with ADHD

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Sup freaks. Thoughts on the Bungie shenanigans going on right now? All the lawsuits and the new Marathon art theft "allegations" (they just did, like its indefensible) has me wondering what happened to this studio, they used to be so great and now they're like bottom of the barrel in terms of studios I actually respect.

Big Uncle Fungus

Hey big boy, tiny boy, and medium boy. What would each of you do if you were to walk into the recording room and see your other two co-hosts raw fucking each other on the table?

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

Hey snuncles, what do you think of moving questions to 10 dollars and the 5 dollar tier be some behind the scenes editing or thumbnail making? I think being able to watch yall do the process would be far more helpful to inspiring content creators than you think and you wouldn't even need to edit it, just press record and upload. Keep up the brain rot

The Smashing Blumpkins

Continuing the strange casual racism growing up in Ireland. Growing up I always called the dick hole a "Jap's eye", that means exactly what you think it does. Optional long related story. An older common phrase for if someone asked you to do something you find unreasonable is "What am I, a [N word, hard R]?". Similar to "What am I, your servant/slave?" In around the 2010s the community center my mum works at was interviewing some high-school girls who were applying to do work experience there and during the interview my mum asked the older woman (late 60s at the time) to make them all some tea. To which she responded with the "What am I, a [N word, hard R]?". This is bad on it's own, but was doubly bad considering one of the school girls was black. Apparently the older woman was very confused as to why my mum and her co-worker were kicking he under the desk after it.

Fun fact - In Europe, 'Canola Oil' is called 'non-consensual Intercourse Seed Oil'

Link the podcast?

Gaper in a Gay land

Greetings Norm, Carlin and John Pinette. Have to temporarily drop the subscription due to financial problems but wanted to try sneaking in one question before then: What sort of audio editing techniques do you use for the show? I've recently started my own podcast with some friends and have been having some issues editing our background noise but not having our voices cutting at times. Thanks for the laughs!

God's LEAST Hung trans girl

What's good you handsome homos? No question this tooiiiime, but a fun fact. That "pop-punk/emo" accent you're all familiar with comes from people inspired by Californians, who were inspired by Brits, who were likely at least partially inspired by Jamaicans Have a great day and enjoy my single-use F-slur pass, as long as you make it clever and funny

Sadam Eye-zer

What's crackin my blackins and Chris? Out of the 3 of you, who enjoys rough gay sex with men the most, and who enjoys it the least?

RFK's brainworm

Hey rejects from to catch a predator if celebrity deathmatch was coming back for a reboot who would you want to see? I think P- Diddy vs Jeffrey epstein would be a great season finale thank again guys

senior spicyweiner

What is a feature you wish modern game devs would implement in their games? Doom TDA just came out and it annoys the shit out of me that none of the modern Doom games have gyro aiming. I don't have a good pc so i play on my PS5. There have been a few games like the Quake remaster that have gyro aiming and after getting used to gyro, I can't go back to regular stick controls.

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

If you found out that mosquitoes are the creatures on earth that constantly experienced the most pleasure and actually have the most pleasurable lives . And they feel extreme pain when they die or don’t eat, and they also mourn their dead. What would be your next move?

StraightSlayer making the world gayer

Hello, Kingston, it’s me, David Jamison

It’s Angela

Hey two dicks and a Chris! What's the most unconventional way you discovered one of your favorite things? The only reason I ever discovered the band "The Story So Far" was through the GMod animation "Team Fabulous 2" by Kitty0706, whom used their song "States of Mind" near the end. They went on to become my favorite band. PS I highly recommend checking them and their album "Under Soil and Dirt" out if you can, genuinely some of the best Pop Punk of all time.

Corinth

Hey ya snarkaleptics! after your reaction to the rainbow bridge 3 album recommendation and it's insane album art i wanted to share another album that is very unique, eccentric but also accessible and that's "Volcanic Bird Enemy and the Voiced Concern" by Lil Ugly Mane. Chris I think you'd especially get into Benadryl Submarine, Headboard, Broken Ladder & Porcelain Slightly if nothing else! and chris i highly recommend it while high. So my question for you guys is would you rather have to sit in a room with your immediate friends and family (yes sween gram gram too) and watch the most vulgar episode of the snark tank (and the comedy shorts rapist bits), or be forced to sit down with elon musk and given him a false sense of adoration by giving him fake praises for an hour? i'm not saying this because i like elon, in fact i want him to be contorted 360 degrees by the rat king from The last of us 2 and then sent to the sky by chris redfield. Thank you gang for giving me something that keeps me smiling even when im having anxiety attacks <3

get richard kind on snark tank

Hey gents, Disclaimer: This might be the most difficult question anyone has ever asked you guys. Which of these two do you think is the true king of 90s/00s animation? Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Nickelodeon had Spongebob, Rocko's modern life, Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Avatar, etc. Cartoon Network had Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack, Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd and Eddy, Courage, etc. Let me know what you think.

That frog ripped me off

So the Diddy trial is happening, is this our generation's OJ?

Jon Jafari on safari

Darth Vader be like: "We torture, maim, kill and blow up planets but NO MEANS NO!"

Jon Jafari on safari

ay first question as a your paypig. I am an avid fan of Mil-Sim games. one of my favorite series, Arma, had a release a few years ago. and i gotta tell you the entire thing has been ruined for me. Arma is typically a PC exclusive and with the newest game in the series they expanded to consoles first launching on xbox and now PS5. and I HATE it for a TON reasons but it got me wanting to ask: do you fellers have any games, movies, TV shows, etc that you wish you had gate kept harder? are you AGAINST gatekeeping things for the sake of preserving what you love about it? would love to hear your opinions.

GhostyBoi

That's fucking incredible lmfao

Mr. Hot Salsa

I’m the little give that could

GEARSxWARRIOR

The pisser of oz

kweermo

Hey boys! Writing in again because a thougt experiment has been on my mind a lot recently. I've been seeing a lot of discussion on "the mount Rushmore" of characters or things, essentially the most iconic parts of a specific niche. It's made me wonder, what would you consider the mount Rushmore of snark tank characters created on the show? Personally my list would be pizza time, t shirt man, and this may be recency bias, but Kingston's dad has had such a prevalent presence that I believe he deserves to be here now. I'm struggling on what would the 4th, so I believe this would be a fun topic of conversation.

Daggz117

Hello Chris and the DARK mages Hows doom the dark ages? -Meminems

Blackface Sanji

My waifu was created by a (South) Korean artist so I will forever be in debt to that country

kweermo

seconding this

june 14 is the no kings anti trump protest and is happening nationwide!!

in honor of asian-american pacific-islander month (no idea why May is the one they picked for us), what are some of your favorite things that us yellow people have brought to your lives? food, asian celebrities, movies and music, etc. are all valid. Pornstars can also be listed since I know sweeney is obsessed with JAV (japanese adult videos)

june 14 is the no kings anti trump protest and is happening nationwide!!

Derick

Jon Jafari on safari

Greetings my second favorite podcast hosts. If Snark Tank had an animated series, what would the pilot be?

Nicholas Brilhart

What do you think would be more funny ? Giving Chris's dad a 150mg edibles and tell him the Viet Cong are on the way. Or Giving sween a saliva tab and unleashing him on a furry convention

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

Sween I need your take on that redbull cypher pls shout out Mr Bada$$

Thraggsleftnut

Hey friends, not a question but I just think it's so fucking funny how these so-called "Men of God" elected a man from a GODLESS city, in a GODLESS state from a GODLESS country as the leader of their religion specifically designed around worshiping their god. Have a nice rest of your week.

Corinth

You guys get teleported to a universe where every bit from the podcast has become a reality, what would be your first course of action and how fucked would this world be

Sweens Dad is just Javik from ME

Yabagoobee. What's your favorite nostalgic music video? I just rewatched the blink-182 "What's My Age Again?" one where they run around and sexually harass people on the street.

wacky racists

If the three of you entered a Hot Ones spicy wing challenge, who would tap out first, and who would pretend they’re fine while clearly dying inside?"

Tej Brar

Not a question, but I went to the same school as the esteemed Noah Knigga. His dad was a tech teacher and coach. If you guys are curious, it is literally pronounced as kuh-ni-guh, but we all just kinda got used to it and got over laughing at it after years of it. It is very jarring to see things from your nowhere midwest town blow up though.

Jon Ron Topher

Good day ethnicities in my phone, no question today just wanted to inform you I might be the first person to actually be fired from my job for listening to this podcast. Long story short I worked as a delivery driver for a grocery store and they recently had ai cameras installed that will record short clips for minor things, in my case I was going 31 in a 30, anyway all you could hear in the 8 second clip is Kingston doing a impression of a racist and he says the hard R 3 times and with no context it just sounded like I was listening to white supremacist media. I should also point out I'm not white, my family is from Trinidad. Anyway I already have a new job so I just thought yall would get a chuckle out of that.

sandwich

There might be more but this is the bulk of what I found

Madea Oblongata

Hey denizens of the f*g Capitol of the world. Long post and not a question but fun fact about the guy who hit the homerun during that hot mic video, Nick Castellanos has a history of hitting homeruns at comically hilarious moments. They consist of: during the apology for the homophobic slur, during the on air eulogizing of a WW2 veteran who died 2 days before, during the discussion of a DUI committed by one of the coaches for the Phillies, during a tribute to fallen service members, while the sportscasters were talking about a Phillies coach who suffered a stroke, a walk off game winning hit on the day baseball legend Willie Mays died against the team he played for, two hours before the Trump got shot, two hours after Biden dropped out of the 2024 election, and finally a homerun on 9/11. This man is a real life harbinger and it's incredible.

Madea Oblongata

If all of you had a holiday specifically for you when would it be and how would you have people celebrate it?

Harry rekt em!

I knew there was a reason that music video kicked ass! That laughing skelly man pilot was metal as fuck!

Jon Jafari on safari

Do you think Ella Purnell's eyes would shrink down if the flying Dutchman told her "Stop lookin at me with them big ole' eyes!"?

Jon Jafari on safari

Hey Fat, Black, and Gay, and Derrick and Chris, here's a hypothetical for you fellas. Kingston says the N word and you two gotta censor it. While going back on the footage, you see Kingston bring a man into the room and he fucks them. Yet, neither of you have any memory of seeing it. Both of you are, somehow, completely oblivious in the recording. Do you confront Kingston on his power/gayness? Or do you simply ignore it? You can up the stakes to the situation by replacing the man with a Falmer

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

Hello my favorite members of the "P Diddy is innocent" movement, For everyone, what if your favorite fighting game and/or fighting game series? P.S. I am a gay homosexual who is most assuredly going to hell

RFK's brainworm

Isn't a manhwa the thing in Islam that calls for someone to be killed

kweermo

Just a fun fact about Pearl Jam. Back in the 90s they released a animated music video for “Do the Evolution” which was directed and animated by Kevin Altieri and Todd McFarlane, the same guys that directed and created Batman the Animated Series and Spawn. I’m soon getting a tattoo of the pilot skull in the video.

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

G'day yah fucken snarkasaurus rexs! Something I've been pondering for a while regarding the Completionist. Do you think his brother was the one to fuck him over with all this shit? I still find it hard to believe that he was the mastermind behind all of it.

I shat my pants so hard that I landed in my colen

Hey hey, Archdemon of the Fifth Blight, Dr. Neo Cortex and General Raam! Since October of last year I’ve been slowly re-listening to every single episode of the Snark Tank, usually at work while also keeping up with new episodes. Once I’m done with that, I plan on listening to every single Sacred Symbols episode. So I ask you three, what’s the biggest and longest TIME SINK you’ve ever put into something?

Corinth

DEEP SEA SAMURAI IS BASICALLY ALREADY A THING. There is a manhwa called Leviathan that is a world that flooded and there are "Harpoonists" that fight giant mutated fish. It is completed and has 214 chapters. You guys talking about that sent that barreling back into my mind.

Duckmaxing

Hey Chris, Derrick, and Big Dum-Dum Meanie Head. I recently got a good haul of PS2 games for a great price and have built up a decent collection of games over the years that I love playing repeatedly. My question is do any of you have any older consoles and if so what are your favorite games on them and how often do you play on them? I find that I'm sadly too busy now days. If you're lame and don't have any, what's your favorite older game.

Big Gay Beetle Guzzling Cum Like It's Sugar Water

Hey small, medium, and deluxe. If you were given one free crime, where you are able to do any crime of any severity with no consequence, what one crime would you do?

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

Hello my distinguished gentlemen, How would you rank celebrities based on their gaming aura? For example Elon would obviously be F Tier alongside CeeLo Green for preferring Atari over Xbox. Thanks and go fuck yourselves

Sweens Dad is just Javik from ME

What’s up slapdicks, A couple of weeks ago a story came out of Pennsylvania about a woman shitting on another cars’ hood due to road rage. Have you guys been involved in any road rage incidents, or have you witnessed any? If not, what is the craziest one you’ve heard of? Thanks and stay gay. PS the car shitter has an onlyfans where she sells feet pics

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Why would anyone live in Puerto Rico

kweermo

Hey Handsomes’, just wanna give an update on my DMC journey. I finished DMC 1: great game, very beloved; finished DMC 2…dookie butt ass game…; finished DMC 3, absolutely fantastic. I can see the animated version of Dante in Dante from DMC 3 very heavily. I then went into playing Oblivion Remastered and will have to pull myself away from it at some point to play DMC 4 and DMC 5. I have an exciting backlog on my hands. What backlogged game do you have that you’re most excited to play?

Rape-it Ralph

This is more a rant than anything else. I been living in Puerto Rico since 2008. And the power keeps going out. And we got this Fat Pig of a governor and I can't wait for to scarf down meat lovers with pineapple pizza only to choke on it. Honestly. DAMN

KyleXGuys Click here for Clone on Clone Action

Greetings Snark Team I know Star Wars is fake and gay, but have either of you watched Star Wars Andor? In my humble opinion, it far surpasses any other Star Wars media. It has top tier writing, no Jedi/Lightsabers, and people brutally fuckin' die. It has also generated some bizarre online discourse such as, Darth Vader wouldn't condone sexual assault.

Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump

My cousin recently invited me on a road trip to the Northeast, where we will travel from Louisiana to as far north as Maine. One town we plan to stay in is Point Pleasant, West Virginia. We’re stopping here to visit the surrounding forest and the nearby river where the Silver Bridge once stood; these were the first and last places where Mothman was sighted. Would you explore a “haunted” or otherwise supernatural location if you had the chance?

My liege, a second dragon has hit the spires

Bonjour Esquie, Francois, and Monoco. Sorry Chris I know the pod is recorded from your crib and all but do you mind jumping in the back of this ice cream truck. I miss Dark Tank episodes where Derek and Sween nerd out about shit Chris couldn’t give less of a fuck about. I promise I’ll return you in 3 business days.

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put up in butt

Easily Kingston. No contest

Jon Jafari on safari

Hypothetically, if a PlayStation trophy for 'Being an Absolute Degenerate' existed, which one of you would unlock it first, and how?

Tej Brar

As someone who’s been blacklisted from several artisanal mayonnaise festivals, I demand to know: What condiment best represents the futility of man’s search for meaning?

Tej Brar

Hi, hello, and hey. What do you guys think of the currently in-progress Robocop dystopia? Would you rather a different dystopia? What would your ideal dystopian future entail?

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

You can already do that irl

kweermo

Heres a bit of a fun fact, The expression "blood is thicker than water" makes absolutely no sense and is regularly used wrong. The actual expression is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb", which translated into nonreligious terms means that your commitment to your convictions should be stronger than your commitment to family. So its actually the opposite of how people use it.

pp. this is my shower routine. enter, wash ass, then face, then balls, then face again, then ass again, then face, exit.

Sup my dudes. There's a new game coming out soon called Date Everything! Have you heard about this, have you seen this? It's a dating sim where you can eventually fuck household objects/appliances. So my question is, what household anthropomorphised object might get you acting unwise. For instance, in the game, you can literally put your meat in the fridge.

Sylvester Stallone's Secret Piss Addiction

Not a question for the boys I just need advice from other people here. Should I break up with my waifu of 5 years? It's not even about her not being real it's just that I feel bad about myself. But I know there's nobody else out there for me besides her. Idk guys please help.

kweermo

Hey racist ed edd n eddy first time patron and was wondering who would win in a fight Grimm from grim adventures of Billy and Mandy or norm McDonald as death from family guy? Ps you guys truly get me through the week thanks guys

senior spicyweiner

Nibbling on wieners watching the cum spray all those tourists covered with baby oil

Meaty aura from 2015

Hey Hey, Hey, and Hey, I have a simple question. Who or what would yalls evil doppelgangers be? Would those three have a podcast of their own? Would they also having gags of celebrities drinking piss? Would evil sweens dad be a white saint? TLDR: Who's the Squilliam to yalls Squidwards? Thanks for reading and die in your sleep. P.S. When Derrick and Jojo inevitably get divorced, who gets the cum?

Gym Broboy

Greetings, my sleep paralysis demons! Since you brought it up in the most recent episode, I would like you to know that in the movie 13 Going On 30, Jennifer Garner’s 13 year old mind gets put in her 30 year old body, with absolutely no memories of the years in between. Taking place in NYC in 2004, she has no memory of 9/11 and never questions why the Twin Towers are gone. I guess my question is- how would you explain historical events or disasters to your 13 year old selves if you were in the same situation as the movie?

Sween Can’t Handle My Beetle Peen

Hello eldrich horror, would be a twink if he cared, and fuck Christians. What would be a worse infinte purgatory? Option A is a DSP stream you have the food he doordashes and gin to drink but you have to listen to him bitch constantly. Option B is being in a mental hospital and your bunk mate is Chris chan Have a good day gents

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

I was on public transport on the way home at like midnight cuz I work second shift. I have full over the ear headphones and play music full blast in an attempt to be left alone. this attempt failed when someone started snapping their fingers in my face. I took my headphones off because what the fuck and they said "I've been asking how your day was for like five minutes dude"; to which I respond "fuck off" and put my headphones back on. not a minute later he starts snapping again and I just move seats because again, what the fuck. third time's the charm as he grabs my headphones off of my head and when I ask for them back he says "you'll get them back when you can have a human conversation". to which I respond by suckerpunching him as best I can, taking my headphones, and walking to a more populated car. I know it wasn't the best idea and could've gone far worse than it did but hey, what's life without a little spice.

TransFemRat

sup fuckers after a brief hiatus I have returned with a question from mere days ago: was I justified for punching someone in the face after they snatched my headphones off my head in an attempt to start a conversation. there is more to this story in a reply if you think it's worth. also I'm trans now, impeccable timing I know

TransFemRat

Hey Fellas, I'm only bringing this up because it has come up more than a few times on the show, The main reason France surrendered during WW2 is because they had seen what the blitz did to Poland and didn't want that level of destruction to happen to their people and cities, But also when Germany invaded they went around the defenses that France had prepared by going through Belgium, so they were also outflanked, it was either bitter fighting in the streets with their people and history destroyed every block or go underground, i cant fault them for the choice they made.

Punished Columbo

What's good -topher, -ston, and -rick! I'm turning 21 this month and was wondering if you had any good advice about how to spend it? My only real experience drinking is bumming drinks off of my buddies at house parties. Thanks for laughs guys, and cheers from North Korea

Squimp is bugs

Hello my Big Beautiful Boy and his platonic roommates, What's the most fucked up thing that was normal when you were growing up? Growing up in Ireland when we used to do "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to pick people during a game or whatever, instead of singing "Catch a tiger by the toe" we would say "catch a [N-word hard R] by the toe". This was really common, I didn't learn it's meant to be tiger unitl I was a teen. (I'm 30)

Fun fact - In Europe, 'Canola Oil' is called 'non-consensual Intercourse Seed Oil'

Neither

kweermo

Hey there cockboys, I have a request to please read some of the names in a combination of the following voices: Rfk jr, trump, Louis Armstrong, punisher, kingpin Please do this because we give you money. Thanks for the gay

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What’s up gang. During an episode some time back you guys talked about names. The name Robert came up as you guys were mentioning how every Robert you know doesn’t go by that name. My name is actually Robert and I in fact have been called everything but that, including names you mentioned. I go by Rob, I’ve been called Bob, Bobert, but never by actual name. Just thought it was funny you guys mentioned it. Carry on and touch Sweeny till he screams.

Gay-Z and Cock-a-fella (these are real nas lines)

Hello hero of kavatch, dragon born, and m'aiq the liar First time question asker here, long time snark tank gooner. I was having a discussion with a friend earlier this week about what my favorite bad game is, My game of choice was two worlds, the most janky RPG I have ever played. And my friends was Madagascar for the PS2. So gentlemen what might the trash game of your choice be?

jorkin peenarson

What's up, my favorite butt pounders? For all 3 of you, what is your favorite fighting game roster ever? Mine are a tie between Guilty Gear XX and Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (even though no one asked and no one should care, you gaylord).

RFK's brainworm

If you had to choose between shaving 3 inches off your dick to put 7 inches in height or shave 7 inches in height to put 3 inches on your dick, which you choosing.

Kuzco

Hey fellers. Recent episode Chris mentioned good villains like Handsome Jack. What villains have stuck with you because of how bad they were in a good way?

Horse from hit show Stallions of the Dead

Hey gays. Do you remember what your first album or cd was? Mine happened to be the og Shrek soundtrack and I still know every song on that movie because it was the only cd I had for at least a year and I would play it through my shitty alarm clock cd player combo

AidsSpoon

Hey fellas, you know what would be hilarious? If you just edit out sween every time he says something incorrect! ECH

Jon Jafari on safari

Hey fellas, I know you guys are jokesters but I gotta know, since you all have a level of experience with working out and getting healthier, what are a couple of recommendations getting started? Bonus question, what pushed you guys to do it in the first place? Thank you if you read this blokes.

Gay-Z and Cockafeller

Hey stupids, not a question but in that Robocop game that came out in 2023 there's this child character named "Daniel" who's voice sounds exactly like Kingston when he's doing his little kid voice. Happy hunting.

Corinth

Howdy pardners, if you could go forward in time as far as you want, how far would you go? 4 years to get past this current administration, a billion to watch the earth get consumed by the sun. The world is your oyster

ThickJuicyBurger

Hello gay, gay, and yeah. Since Tobuscus crashed out, what are yalls favorite trailer jingle he made?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hey motherfuckers not a question but please look up Quan Millz books he is an international best selling author (maybe) and he has books geared towards Sweeney such as "this hoe got roaches in her crib" and the classic "pregnant by the flyin chitlin monster" be well fuckheads.

googling what is a blumpkin at work

Hey you guys, What would you consider the most tense scene in a movie/TV series? For me, the whole bar scene in Inglourious Basterds is the most tense scene I've ever witnessed and one of my all time favorite scene in ANY media. First time I saw it, I just knew shit was gonna hit the fan, I just didn't know when. Have a good one.

That frog ripped me off

Got a lol brain teaser for you guys, if the 3/5ths rule was still a thing, would you guys technically be 2 and a half men?

EYY IM DA GREEN GOBLIN, IM GOBLIN OVA HEEEERE

I'LL BUY YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

Jon Jafari on safari

This is isn’t a question at all it’s the gay version of Mr. Brightside I wrote in the shower this morning Comin’ out as a gay And now I’m going to thrive Gotta, gotta go down I’m mostly a bottom Started out with one dick It’s escalated to this It was only a dick, it was only one dick Now there’s blush in my cheeks Wants me to call him daddy Smile back through the smoke Know that he understands me Now we’re going to bed And my asshole is tight Brushes it with his head Oh he’s gripping my hips now Pinching on my nips now Filling my holes Yeah he breaks my back, he’s thrilling me And taking control Pleasure me, fulfill this new destiny Sucking down creamy delights Choking, staring in his eyes But I’ll take it all the way Lick the balls tickle the taint Open up my eager thighs Need to feel your cock slide (Repeat entire song) -instrumental break- Hit deeper Hit deeper Hit deeper Hit deeper

Hardon of Akkok

What's up Pizza Time, Lee Harvey Lion, and T-shirt Man? First time question asker, over a decade long listener. If you could be rank 1 in a global leaderboard in something incredibly inane, what would it be and what do you think you could gain from it? Personally, I strive to be the rank 1 hater and win the Playa Hater's Ball.

Niggas In Green Goblin Edition Robes

What up geezers. Soon, I’m thinking of moving on my own so I can be closer to college, since mechanical engineering has close to no online classes. With that said, whats one valuable lesson you learned when you moved out on your own?

Chris purposely mumbling over the trump mortar name will never not be funny

Will there ever be a return of The Inward Club? I know I'm definitely not the first to ask, but I finally checked it out and it was a lot of fun tbh

Cum-Breaded Fried Fish

Sup Cholo ambiguous, honorary Cholo and father in law is a Cholo. How do you guys feel that two nuclear power nation are going at it (Indian and Pakistan)? For me, I could care less due to everything going on in our country. Although I'm interested in seeing curry bombs and naan destructo disc being used in modern combat.

Derrick Pilot eats corn the LONG way, YEAH

I'm so sorry for everything this administration has done to you and your colleagues. You all deserve so much better.

NurseBob

Did she make you wear it during? Dat would be funny

Jon Jafari on safari

Hey Chrissy Chris and Jerrick. I’m getting some new glasses frames soon and I was wondering if you’d recommend the ones you wear, based on comfort and general style

Corinth

Holl up! Why did the dude's chest explode? You can't just casually mention something like that and not explain, ech!

Jon Jafari on safari

Hello, Bruce Banner, Hero Hulk, and Monster Hulk What is the dumbest way you got laid, intentional or not? I lost my virginity because a girl saw me wearing a hoodie with Nicolas Cage's face (double-sided) and found it interesting.

Mr. negative's nega cum on spiderman's shoulder

Requesting a Cancer Cover of Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. Perhaps kryptonite is a carcinogen?

Dave Grohlerderby

Sup dinks If you were thrust into a "Frank & Charlie" style living situation, which old actor would you choose to be your Frank.

sam

Hello gents. I’m planning on traveling to Las Vegas for the first time next year but not sure exactly when. Any places, times, or anything else you can recommend about going there? Thanks.

Death rolling guys meat like a gator

What’s up bosmer, orsimer, and redguard Not a question but a live leak esque story I wanted to leave you all with. As previously mentioned I work in an OR. When I had started I was still learning the names of all the instruments and would often refer to things by their shapes. We’d had a trauma come in and I was tasked with constantly sprinting between our sterile processing department and the room to gather instruments as the doctor requested. unlike most hospitals which have the department located above or below the OR, ours was a half mile away. Two hours and 5 miles later, on my last run I delivered some clamps to the circulating nurse. She asked me what they were, to which I responded, “I dunno it’s a fucking trapezoid.” And at that moment I heard a boom. I looked over to the patient whose chest cavity had just been revoked from existence, leaving blood all over the walls and ceiling. The man was literally a fucking ticker. I took back the allis clamps from the circulating nurse and placed them on the return cart, went straight to the break room and ate a pop tart.

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

as the name might tell you I work for the NPS. unfortunately due to the current administration and a bill getting passed that would lower my benefits in considering becoming a contractor and focusing on my other passion carpentry. my question is how do you know when to make the leap to self employment? thanks fellas and sorry the question is actually serious

natl.ParkStranger

Hello fellas, just a question of your favourite stupid band names.? Because as an Aussie I don’t think we know how to name a band. AC/DC, uncanny x men, the cruel sea and plenty more

Terrytamer

Hey there you bodacious batty boys! I grew up on mostly metal and rock, but have shifted to generally chiller music as I've gotten older (house, R&B, soul, funk, jazz fusion, etc.) and it's got me wondering; how have your musical tastes changed as you've aged? Also, I still appreciate heavy music but haven't found many bands I've liked in recent years, so I'd love some suggestions (I lean more towards thrash, death, and prog)

Sadam Eye-zer

Big question, Profligates. How have none of you mentioned that Paragon got rereleased as Predecessor and has been out since the start of last year? I don't think I ever heard it mentioned even on anywhere? Like, at all. Occam's razor dictates Paragon and all references to it are a hallucination by me it's so unacknowledged other than Chris. What's the your favorite franchise or IP that seems completely destined to either die unloved or to suck fuck by the very laws of the real-world universe itself? Mine would be the EDF games; too jank to live, too cheap to die. EDF! EDF!

Friendly Fire Exercise

Good day my too old for me boyfriend and his two friends who have repeatedly told him I’m too young for him, It’s not a question, just a random dumb story related to you three fine specimen. I was on my way into work, listening to the podcast, and I started talking to myself in Esquie/my future father in law’s voice. I would say the most random shit. For instance, I was mocking a guy with a massive truck for over compensating. As I got out of my car I happened to look in the back seat and thought, “Imagine if the New England serial killer was in my backseat waiting for me, but decided I was too insane to fuck with after hearing all of that.” You three in your silly antics may have saved my life, we’ll never know. (I didn’t look very hard to see if the killer was back there or not.)

Kingston’s 19 year old girlfriend

Dhey's gonna say tomb raider, almost gaurantee it

Jon Jafari on safari

Hello two and a half blacks When is the Sweeny pot of greed shirt gracing the shop, I need one god damnit Thanks for delaying my suicide during work hours

Wolf Haley

Why, you're Colin Moriarty the Beetle, a simple, delightful creature. where is this introspection coming from? what is bugging you my bugger?

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

your furry persona makes my cock throb, just thought I'd let you know. 👍

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

I did once, well kinda

Jon Jafari on safari

Time wizard don't do dat, he turns baby dragon into thousand dragon and turns enemies into fossils

Jon Jafari on safari

Hello gooner crooners. What was the first game you ever jerked off to? It's a blur for me but I think it was either the strip club in GTA IV or the Mafia II playboy collectables.

Long Schlong Silver

Hello Prophets of Jerking, Faggot, and Goon Question is this, what is your hottest video game soundtrack take? I had two, and Chris already vindicated that Halo Wars has the best pound for pound OST. My second is that the gacha game Arknights has an unreasonably good one for a mobile game. Has multiple entries for EVERY genre, and won multiple awards, and even has collabs with Steve Aoki and several rappers. On top of that, almost every song is a fucking banger. Thanks a ton for livening the work day. P.S., the 'weird bomber' Chris was asking about is the F-117 Nighthawk, and airmen describe how it flies as "fucking barely".

Gojew going Super Shalom to defeat Lord Friezlam

Any bad bitches wanna suck my 4.3" penis

kweermo

Hey Snuncles, what's something wild and out of pocket you did when you were younger? I remember I was messing with this Jewish girl and of course edgy alt right pipeline'd be thought it would be funny to send a dick pic through snapchat. Not just any picture tho, I cropped my penis and made it a sticker so I could make a swastika out of my cock, a swasdicka if you will. Love the podcast, hope to get back on the name game when I have a stable job

The Smashing Blumpkins

Hello Major Glory, Valhallen, and the Infraggable Krunk. What is the worst game you played to completion and regret rolling credits on because it ended up being so bad? For me it was Devil May Cry 2 for being a boring slog with no humor and awful combat with enemies that can be beaten using nothing but the pistols

Crazak53

Not a question but I gotta strike while the iron is hot: Kingston’s dad is gonna get it bad He’s all I want, and he’s been gaping for so long Kingston I thought you knew, your dad gets filled by a Jew I know it might be bad but I’m inside of Kingston’s dad Sorry if I stole someone’s idea I’m not reading through 200 comments on break you HOGS

TMi3

What piece of technology got better without you noticing? for me I remember getting a 500mb micro sd card for $60 in like 2012. today $60 will get you near a terabyte, and i never even took notice of this until recently

We have purposefully taught him to cum wrong, as a joke

Hello, Puerto Recon, the Sween Machine, and anonymous fellow of African descent. First time questioner, listener for about 5 months. I have discovered over the last few years that despite being a hardcore listener of emo music in my teens, as a late 20s adult, I am virtually incapable of listening to new emo music because it is unrelatable to my life as an adult and is generally cringe worthy. My question is what is something you used to enjoy in your late teens/early twenties that you struggle to enjoy now and why?

Delta Gamma

Hey war criminals, got a question for ya. What small detail can complete ruin a game of a specific genre? For me it's when 2d action games with fast combat similar to hollow knight don't let you cancel actions with dashes or let you cancel dashes with jumps. It's such a small thing that ruins the entire flow of combat personally that I won't play games that don't allow it

The Smashing Blumpkins

My way of getting her offline is subjecting her to modern movies and music (she loves Ghost) so I may just have to spend more time with her

So what if you can see, the cum inside of me. No one can ever change this gay boy that I have become.

Sup dudes, any advice for saving my terminally online 70y/o mom? She’s been sending me ai videos of things like supposed Hiroshima survivors on americas got talent and she REFUSES that they are fake. She’s an intelligent woman who can still critically discuss things like politics and movies, but has a nasty habit of taking things at face value online for some reason.

So what if you can see, the cum inside of me. No one can ever change this gay boy that I have become.

Hey guys. What’s a music artist that either fixed their mental health, or beat a drug addiction but in the process lost what made them good writers. Mine might be jumping the gun a little, but its beartooth. They made 3 and a half of the best modern metal albums. But with their 5th album the singer sorted out a lot of personal things, and it heavily changed his writing style. It goes without saying that I’m super happy Caleb got help cuz we dont need another Chester. Hopefully it’s just one off in terms of album themes but who knows. As always thanks for the laughs

Majin Helen Keller

What's up nimrod, churl and whoreson - here to ask, nay implore you, actually I beseech thee - please can you fix the RSS feed so your faithful listeners can enjoy your delinquency on Spotify. I wish to not only flex my homelessness when Wrapped season comes around but also to listen conveniently and swap devices on the fly. Please n thanks x

Fabbio Scarito

Hi, how are ya? Got Kingdom Come (the 1st one) and Dying Light 2 for under 50 bucks a few months ago cus I was very drunk, I didn't expect to love these games more than twink butt. Have you ever had a drunk purchase that ended up being a good choice? Thanks, suck me

Kingston's dad using a hamster as a fleshlight

Hello Chocolate Aryan, SomeCrackGuy, and Kingston's Dad's son, If gayness is a spectrum that means one of you is "the gayest" despite you all being straight. Discuss.

Scooped James

Hello snark boys, what is the goofiest song you’ve heard, either intentionally or not by the artist? As an example; You Will See by Quarterhead, has me absolutely baffled because the intro sounds like it’s leading into an awesome drop, but then it sounds like a kid falling on a keyboard trying to create a beat. Love the show, best regards, eat a dick

Geography with Sweeney is worse than a lobotomy

Hey nig, nigg and nigger. I wanted to write in to ask, where is season 2 of breaking bad breaking badder (revengance) I need to know what happens to frankie muniz, Saul goodman and the thunder dome, the brotherhood of meth, and Jessie and his meth legged army.

Mama Im fuking his throat I don't know how to jizz

Hey guys, genuine question for Chris. What is it about Clair Expedition 33 that entices so much for a turn based game? What makes it compelling to you compared to a game like Baldurs Gate 3 or other turn based games?

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

Sup short kings and beetel hater. Have you ever broken down your thoughts to figure out who you are?

Hibernating little Gaytle

Hiya Chris and his 13th and 14th reason why, if y'all had the Futurama What-If tv and could each ask it 1 what-if for it to show you, what would you each ask it? Bonus points if you wanna make up the scenarios it gives y'all

Imagine having a complete family

Hey three musty queers! That’s all. Thanks.

Random_SR4

I'd use a really really really really big grapefruit spoon.

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

Have you ever said something really offensive and gotten away with it because nobody knew what you meant? or inversely, have you said something entirely innocuous and gotten shit all over just because you weren't in the know about some sort of historical event or recent news or whatever gay shit

stupid idiot gay picture of a hotdog!!

A pleasant morning or afternoon to you fine individuals and Sweeney. Have y'all ever had a game you were really excited for that got cucked by a bigger release just before or after? I, personally, am still feeling the sting from Battleborn's absolute ravaging from Overwatch.

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

I feel like your question is retarded in general

kweermo

Hello Snarky Snark and the Darks. What's the most irrationally angry you've ever been at one of your close friends? I once asked my friends "If black people crashout, white people go postal, and latinos go loco, what do asian people do?" The premise, of course, is slang describing someone going crazy and killing a bunch of people. None of them understood it despite being crystal clear about it and all made suggestions that already described other things. I wanted to stab all of them in the back of the head with an icepick. Stay funny.

Corinth

What is, in yall's opinion, the objective unarguable worst thing about the USA or the state you live it if that's too broad?

Round_Eyed_Beetle Bussy Bellowing Beatles Beat Blumpkin Boys all gay and shit

Hello two-inch men that live in my phone. Obviously killing the president with a mortar is not only ineffective and inaccurate, but also a coward's weapon. Regicide should be done while looking a man in the eyes. What melee weapon would you employ to kill the president and why?

PermaDM Nate

What's good razor blazer and Michelle, if you guys had to rename a state which one and what would you change it to. I'd change california to cumbusto land

Kingston dad smaking his lips loudly

Hello soon to be El salvedoran prisoners if you guys switched bodies freaky Friday style what would you do

Adhdeviant

Hey best friends, just wondering how you guys deal with the trump fans in your life? Personally I mock and ridicule a lot of my friends for being stupid to their face and am still surprised I’m invited places

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

What’s a song you can’t stand for a reason other than the melody. I can’t stand ain’t it fun from paramore cuz something about Hailey Williams (or any celebrity at that level) talking about “living in the real world” just pisses me off for some reason

Majin Helen Keller

Hello you fine specimens I’m currently apartment hunting for my first place. Seeing as yall boys are experienced, got any tips for things to look out for OR any funny anecdotes from your experiences? Keep up the lovely work and thanks for the occasional chuckle of wind from my nose yall give me :)

And weep, for my legion of Sweens be upon ye.

Why not Zoidberg?

Kingston had a dreeeeam - Kingston had a dreeeeam - Beetle have a dreeeeam

Brood over this for a moment, what movie could you ruin by changing a single word in the title? Off top, I was thinking instead of Edward scissor hands it would be Edward hard R hands

GEARSxWARRIOR

How's your day? horrible I hope

ButtButt

Howy there fellers, wanted to ask about your opinions on board games. Who hates em, who loves em, and what types are your preferred games?

Kristian Lopez

Hey three humongous boys! What is a real life fact that you learned from a game/movie/show that made you feel befuddled?

Can Sween change his piss fetish to a poo fetish

If youre a boy, it's gay, if youre a girl, it's not simple as

Gaper in a Gay land

Hey my favorite touchy uncles, How gay is it to sleep with a trans man? I already did it, I just want your input

TransGayBeetle slurping girlbeetle cock

Fuck marry kill between Ben Shapiro, miss trunchbull from Matilda and uncle Phil

Jamie pee turdis

Hello “citizen” , empath gremlin, and tool. Would you rather be cummed on by Your cohosts, or tagteamed by a gorilla-couple? You cannot kill yourself.

Gaytank feat. Topher knife, Tim smegmoid, and Durk

I haven't

Gaper in a Gay land

Have you ever talked to girl and hers was bigger?

Gaper in a Gay land

Hey christon, derrickston, and sweenston! As a trans woman in the United States, I am currently facing the existential crisis of being made illegal by my government! Could yall share some good stories you have about trans people? As kingston's dad's son already knows, we minorities love being represented in media we consume, so let er rip

Gaper in a Gay land

Hello Kingston’s Dad’s Son and his band of merry misfits. We all know of Chris’ immense hatred of xQc, but what other streamers do you have a similar level of animosity for?

Unwelcome Ghost

Hi gangonians, do ya’ll have a local niche celebrity that you absolutely can’t stand seeing around your neck of the woods? Where I’m from there’s this Lawyer Lady who has a billboard every two feet on every interstate staring other widely known celebrities alike and it makes me want to careen into the nearest orphanage. Stay blessed yall.

ICryWhenGayMenDestroyMyThighs(ChopSuey)

What’s good Gaylord and the rest of the fockers? Kingston can join in on the as well, but what do you consider your Mount Rushmore of punk or metal bands? I know it’s broad as fuck, but a lot of the music takes have been spot on. I grew up in the hardcore/punk scene in Myrtle Beach, sc and love how much influence from the big pillars have with the generations coming up. Also, you guys go to a lot of local shows or just stick to bigger acts?

Kingston gooning to flabber’s beetle bumpkins

Jesus fucking Christ i saw the thread yesterday and it’s at 160 What is a porn parody you could genuinely see yourself creating a series on (land before time level length)

Colin Moriarty

How would you resurrect your favorite franchises that don’t need it?

tytychicken

Snarkies(deh fans)! I'm very disappointed in youz, I just listened to the latest sacred symbols and dhere wasn't no Colin Moriartys or nuttin, hell they were barely graced with snark tank charm at all! Ech!

Jon Jafari on safari

What's good boys? One of the markets near me sells many different kinds of adobo seasoning, and I've only ever hear of you mentioning the base name. What kind(s) would you recommend (with pepper, cumin, bitter orange, etc.)

Sadam Eye-zer

Sup carribean batty boys the podcast. Did you guys have any teacher pedophile rumors during your school years if so what subject? I had a P.e Math and Counselor all get outed in the same year shit was wild.

Derrick thoughts on the new Whitechapel album

Ola duende, orco y la creatura, have you guys seen The Big Lez show? It’s an animated series made by one guy in MS Paint. It’s agressively australian and i’ve been laughing my ass off watching it. Highly recommended since you guys seem to appreciate the dumb humor. It has 4 seasons + spin offs and every season is better than the last.

Colin Moriarty

Hey fellas. Expedition 33 has really helped me get over my dislike of turn based combat. What is a game that made you appreciate a mechanic that you previous couldn’t stand?

Donating grandma's ashes to Goodwill

As a Cuban-Jamaican, I'm quite fond of iguanas and turtle soup myself. Mwah.

Great-Four-Five

At this point the console war’s less ‘war’ and more... an awkward custody agreement. You get Gears on weekends, we get Spider-Man during holidays... no yelling in front of the games! Ech!

Jon Jafari on safari

Games I got from LVLUP. Nintendo: Wind Waker, Lego Star Wars, Metroid Prime, & Dead Space Extraction. PlayStation: GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Chinctown Wars, & Tony Hawk Underground ( T.H.U.G. ) Xbox: Alice: Madness Returns, Doom 2016, GTA 4 ( EU copy ), Half-Life 2, Hitman: Absolution, Portal 2, Space Marine 1, T.H.U.G.

Colin Moriarty

Hello my son and my son's friends, awww What's the strangest animal that you wouldn't mind eating? A friend of mine is Ecuadorian and ate his fair share of guinea pig. I'll be sure to hunt down your answers in my next Safari. Awwwww

Great-Four-Five

Hey Chris, Derrick &... the Creature... What're your thoughts on game collecting? I have a shit ton of Xbox games, a lot of Playstation some games ( mostly PS2 ), & I think 6 Nintendo games. Thanks to LVLUP Expo I got some more, I even got a DS Lite for about $120.

Colin Moriarty

Sup Christopher Gunther, Lean Mean Sween Machine, and Derrick. Thanks for answering my question, I wasn't expecting it to be that fast. You have a time machine, it has infinite uses and no concern about paradox. The only restriction is that no matter what you do no one will know you exist, though you can still do things. Have fun. Also FATAL is an erotic TTRPG where you roll for such lovely stats as anal circumference and depth, or penis length and width.

Usurer Guildmaster

Sup lads. What's a character from a game, TV show, movie etc that everyone seems to love, but you vehemently hate with every fibre of your being? Or vice versa?

Ross Cut-hill

I'm just curious if Chris has ever watched Nathan For You or The Rehearsal. It seems like it would be one of his favorite things ever made. The accumulation of everything that's came before in Nathan For You & season 1 of The Rehearsal makes season 2 of The Rehearsal something truly unique & magical. I doubt we will ever see anything else like it.

Panda Junkie

Hey Chris and the rest of you I guess! How do you feel about game pirating especially indie games and lesser know developers the AAA space isn't the only space being effected by the sudden price hikes where even most co-op slop is starting to cost way more!

dort snort

What's the most inconsiderate thing you've seen a stranger do? I once was once taking a train to my therapy appointment when this guy about 100 yards from me began to walk on the yellow line as the train was coming in. I got really scared cuz he had long flowing hair that could've easily gotten tangled and beybladed him. I was really mad

shai hulud dildo got me like AHHHHHH

Hey Chris, Derrick, and the incarnation of Ronald Reagan. What song/part of a song makes you feel like you're ascending? Only In Dreams by Weezer makes my psyche jettison to a different, better realm than our own. Also 1979 and Alright when one is completely zooted. Cheers

Having gay sex and listening to Weezer cuz I’m trying to make this Buddy Holler

Hey pals You brought up Canelo Alvarez a little bit ago, I was lucky enough to land a role in an ad for his alcohol company and got to talk for a bit. Anyway it made me think if you guys had any interesting conversations with other celebrities or fans Keep it fat and gay

Liam Paynes skydiving instructor

Hey there Chris, Derick, and Kingston. What would a fighting game with Snark Tank characters look like? 🥊 There’s a big roster of characters to pull from like Bryle, Shirt Man, Lee Harvey Lion, Pizza Time, and the new Kingston’s Dad. Pull in any direction you want! Thanks guys. -Riley

rileydelete

SWEENY ARE YOU HYPED FOR SONIC #78 DROPPING WEDNESDAY 5/7/25??

kweermo

Hello Rey mysterio, Mark Henry and Bobby Lashley. My question is what is a song that you hold fondly because of a significant moment happy or sad moment in your life that you associate with said song. A song that when you listen, gives you an emotional response and takes you back to that memory.

Kingston being wrong after 300 episodes is funny.

Hey guys long time patron first time listener here. I have a bad habit of sleeping with headphones on. On the off chance I'm asleep listening to the podcast say something to affect my dreams or some shit. Thanks PS chris should do vantablack face since the details of his face aren't visible no one will know it's him

Jromp

Jomtrom smarktamk

kweermo

Like my comment if you want Jontron to show up on Snark Tank. ECH!!!

Jon Jafari on safari

Thank you Colin

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

Hey fellas, ECH, what's your favorite childhood toy?

Jon Jafari on safari

Would you rather be happier than any human being who has lived or ever will live for the span of one day, or be slightly happier than you currently are for the remainder of your short insignificant lives?

The Six Hands of Ant

There's no good questions in this thread

kweermo

I saw a video about a character who can’t ask a question without adding “or am I just horny as shit?” on to the end of it. What’s something recent you laughed way too much at for how stupid it is?

It’s Angela

No question, but GEARS ON PS5 GEARS ON PS5 GEARS ON PS5

Kingston’s Dear Sweet Father Nawww

hi this question is for sween when should i come give you your fent brick you wanted

sweeney let me out the basment

Hello Chris, Sween, and the heavy metal one. What are some bucket list places you guys would like to travel to? I personally would like to go to New Zealand specifically where they filmed the shire for the lord of the rings.

Imagine Dragons Official

that game is so long i doubt he'd even finish it if he played it. mario rpg might better but even then idk.

mitchel0001

Hello Thing 1, Thing 2, and The Thing That Should Not Be. Long time name changer, 2nd time guy who gets his question answered. Who would win in a fight to the death? Joel Miller from TLOU 1, or Arthur Morgan circa Chapter 2? Both unarmed.

In 2016 my 8th grade science teacher ran over 2 people with his car while playing Pokémon Go on his phone

P.S. How did Derrick, when searching for black safari men to portray Kingston's father, not think of the hit film 'George of the Jungle' with the 'throw our heads back and laugh' meme?

Cummy Bumskin

Why would you call Sweeney out like this

Clark

fuck I hate that your name got me to check😭

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

Why is Sweeny so Fat? All of his opinions are invalid, because he is fat. Stop that. Do better.

Colin Moriarty

Would you rather be gay forever or fat forever?

Colin Moriarty

I just beat totk for the first time after putting in 250+ hours. What is the most playtime you put into a game before finishing it? (Tears is underrated by the way)

Absolute Horse Piss

Greetings Chrisy-Chris and the Racey Bunch, your discussion of when Slurs are ok to use in a previous extra ammo reminded me of the time Marvel accidently printed Wolverine calling Saber tooth a Jewish slur. I wanted to ask what your favorite instance of a comic needing to he reissued due to a horrible error in the initial print like DC accidently showing Batman's dick or Marvel accidently showing Peters dick or something like that

Maliboo_Maliboo

Hi Chris, if you want 30 something hour RPG that is not anime, has a more action base turn-base system where well timed actions increases ur attacks and decrease enemy attacks when blocking and defecting. U should play PAPER MARIO AND THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR. Even ask THE ACTMAN he can attest that is paper mario is one of the best rpg nintendo has ever made.If you don't have a switch, steal Sweeny he'll understand.

randeep kang

Salutations, Snark Crew I have been playing The Boys Are Back in Town on repeat and have convinced someone I have no idea how to wink with only one eye, and have been told to stop because they cried. My question is, what is the most annoying and mundane thing you've done to make someone crazy and cry?

Colin Moriarty

Hi guys is Mike from PA the lolcow for the Hasan's group. I saw the video when he thought he ratio someone on Twitter only to realise two seconds after that he was one how was ratio.He went silent so quck it was amazing.Also some fun facts he calls himself MikefromPA because he doesn't want to be docks.

randeep kang

Hey goons, I was just watching the Louis Armstrong bits on Dushbag’s channel and I was wondering if any of you have seen the Japanese Louis Armstrong video. If you haven’t it’s the first video that pops up on YouTube. Sween will hate it

Majin George Costanza

Hello GAYS, Derrick recently posted on Instagram talking about Shadow of Rome, a PS2 game, being an underrated gem. It got me thinking, what are some gems from the past that you miss? I remember liking Clive Barkers Jericho. It was a weird demon hunting/paranormal time travel game. You go back to WWII, then to the crusades, then even Rome. Your squad also had demon powers and you would switch between constantly when playing through the levels. Worst part though were the constant QTE's that were fucking everywhere and sometimes didn't even make sense.

Kingston, you should play Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader, its a CRPG like Divinity, its hella good

Hey boys, did you see that video of an automated robot try to kill its handlers in China? Borderline iRobot shit, the end is upon us

Clark

What up playas! A few episodes ago you mentioned superstitions n spooky stuff with the chupacabra being a bean from Az I swear I seen it as a kid. And I want to know what's your creepiest thing you've ever seen? Hopefully it's an unexplainable phenomenon. Ight yall stay pretty

JulesAdventures

What's up nigglet nigga niggous I've been playing metal gear solid v and now I wanna cosplay venom snake. Are there any characters you'd wanna cosplay? Stay gay my queers.

hey your awake, walked into the ice agent, same as

Greetings 3 homiesexuals in my ears! When’s the last time you’ve had a moment where you were primed to do some cartoonish evil (like tripping toddlers or some shit) with no repercussions and did you let your inner villain take over ? Happy trails .

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

Happy birthday

Roadside Piss Bottle

Greetings and salutations, Welcome back to Sacred Slaves, a Plantation Podcast, Episode 420! My name is Colin Moriarty. I’m joined as always by my good friend, Kingston’s dad. Kingston’s dad, how are you today my friend?

Patches

Salutations shiggers, If you were to replace every major world leader with a character from Crash Bandicoot, who do you think would handle the U.N. best, and why is it Dingodile?

Tej Brar

Yo homo gays! Humans should make an AI watch every YouTube video and see what happens. What do y’all think its opinions would be.

So gaped they call him slip in jimmy

The Dark Tower books

Roadside Piss Bottle

My birthday is on the 8th and I'm turning 92, so please read this or I will shut off my dialysis machine. I watched Sinners recently and enjoyed it far more than I thought I would. It was a rare instance where the hype behind something was absolutely warranted. My surprise was due in part to how unremarkable and bland the marketing and trailers for the movie were. I can't help but think that we were only a hair's breadth away from a reality where the marketing sabotaged the movie and it flopped at the box office. What game/movie/show/anything sticks out in your memory as something which, in your opinion, SHOULD have received comparable reception (lauded as an instant classic upon arrival) but didn't, either commercially or critically (or both)?

Roadside Piss Bottle

Salutations, boys. New month, New would you rather. Would you rather have the ability to double your physical strength every time you punch a baby Or The ability to teleport to anywhere you want, but doing so makes you have to use the bathroom immediately.

Gay little beetle putting on his gay little tie before heading to his gay little job at the gay little dick sucking factory.

Hey howdy hey Sons of Kingston's Dad. Do y'all always think that a game getting delayed is good? I ask this because I think that while it does usually mean the game will end up being better than it would have been otherwise, I also sometimes wonder if it means the game's development is actually fucky and things aren't going well (like Halo Infinite), so it may be a red flag as much as it is a green one. Also have you ever been glad a game got delayed, only to end up feeling like it was actually over-polished and you probably would have been fine with getting it sooner? (my answer would have to be Hades as I would have played it long before it got out of early access if they had been willing to put it on consoles)

I tried to name myself 'The Green Throblin' on Marvel Rivals but due to the character limit I got stuck with 'The Green Thro'

Greetings from the Council of C.U.M. My sister makes ground turkey meatballs with cream of chicken and it is absolutely vile. Is there a meal that someone you know makes and swears it's good but it is beyond disgusting?

Hooked on a penis, dadanana, I'm high on his semen

T-Shirt guy took the concept of Sweeney's dad not leaving, and put it on his shirt.

I'm 4ft11

Hello Small, Medium, and My Favorite. This one is for Sween! I remember seeing you appear in somebody's youtube DND campaign, but I can't find it anymore. What was it called?

I'm 4ft11

Hey you insipid, sCUM sucking sycophants, Its ya boi. What would you do if some random time wizard showed up and made yall the opposite biological sex for a week, knowing you will change back after that week. What would yall do?

Nostradumbass

Hello colored folk! Long time listener first time patron, derrick mentioned something about how a show/game would be better with oda nobunaga in it. Which brings me to recommend you to watch the anime drifters which features oda nobunaga as a main character , has little to no chibi garbage, a good dub, only 12 episodes and jesus is the main villian. Oh and for kingston, hitler makes a short cameo.

PepsiKong

Fuck. You find yourselves suddenly and violently teleported into a prison cell in a fantasy medieval Europe. A dumbass gay wizard offers you a choice: fight 16 year old, horny Kingston with a gun or fight 20 elderly women. Idk. Who gives a shit?

wacky racists

Hey fucks, you just got secret intel that North America’s about to get nuked. You’ve got time to escape, but here’s the catch: You can only move to a country that starts with the same letter as your name, and your new job has to start with that letter too. Where are you going, what are you doing for work, and how screwed are you?

Terminal Autism

Hay there two black knights and a damsel in distress. I’ve been reading a lot over the last two years. Largely fiction and specifically fantasy. I want to get into the lord of the rings as well as Bram Stoker’s Dracula followed by The last voyage of the Demeter. Based on this what books would you suggest?

Strippin copper to cop strippers

For context I work security in a gaurd shack and just trying to get people to look at what they're driving towards is a daily struggle. Not even 2 hours after our BRAND NEW gates get installed and powered on, some dumbass construction worker wasn't looking where he was going and drove clean through the gate arm after I had scanned his badge. He pulled forward a bit after hitting it and leaned out his windows and claimed he didn't see it. I asked him to pull over and wait for my supervisor and deadass he looks at me and throws his hands up and starts complaining

Seymour Butts

Hello Dark, Black, and Bean. What situations have you been through at work (including the podcast) make you question the existence of human intelligence.

Seymour Butts

Here's a question related to my patron name: weapon types in video games. What're your favorites and least favorites? I'm a sucker for burst-fire rifles like the BR in Halo but never been big on sniper rifles.

55A-allFATE

Greetings homunculi. Who would win in a fight? One T-shirt guy, or Sweeney's Dad?

Nicholas Brilhart

What's Poppin, nerds. I have been obsessed with Clair Obscure Expedition 33 for the past week despite having little to no interest beforehand and now it's gearing up to become one of my all time favorite games. So my question is this, what game did you become obsessed with despite having little to no interest in playing it beforehand? Also I swear to God if Sweeney accidentally spoils anything about it, I'm gonna string him up and roast him like a rotisserie chicken.

Colin Moriarty

Alright retards nonymous, at my job I'm exposed to the refuse of humanity that us civilized folk call "customers." I've seen things I wish to unsee and have had to watch grown adults throw tantrums over the slightest shit. My manager has had to clean up a snail trail of shit in the main walkway leading to a bathroom. My query is such, what is the most downright heinous activity you've seen a customer/coworker perform? (I work in a restaurant fyi)

Thiccgod

Dereck why are you using ai for the cover art? Smh

sohum fotedar

What's happening gentlemen, Long time listener here. I've decided to re-listen to some of the older episodes, and decided to start with ep. 55 with Meat Canyon. I noticed how much younger you all sound, despite only being a five year old episode, and it reminded me of the inevitable fate we all face regarding time, and that we will all fall victim to old age. Anyways, what's your thoughts on GTA 6 delay?

Schrodinger's Blumpkin

Hi gay, gay and closeted straight. If yall could write one law in a city of your choice to fuck over the residents. What city would you choose and what would the law be?

Dipshit

Simple question. What is yalls gay "would"? Has to be a real person so no copping out behind Alucard or something.

Hatin the left so much I only drive in right turns

Suicide

kweermo

You wake up one day in the White House, in the body of Donald Trump. You are given all the knowledge necessary to perfectly mimic him. What do you do?

Giest118

Hello Demo-man, Demo-man, and Scout. Could you handle the pressure of being spider-man? I asked this question once during one of Chris' streams a couple of years ago. Chris and Sweeney ended up arguing for 45+ minutes because Chris thought he could and Sweeney thought he couldn't. Also, I'm turning 30 this month. Take care!

I wash my taint and nothing else

You've almost certainly already talked about the GTA VI delay, but I'd like to hear a positive take on it if you have one. Personally, I'm glad Borderlands 4 is no longer under the Battleborn curse.

Mel Blanc screaming like Sylvester about a real murderer with him

What’s up guys just wanted to ask if you guys would ever be a part of an expedition like in expedition 33 and if so why. Ok bye

manuel iop

Howdy Chras, Swoon, and Derruck, Ive been playing Far Cry 5 as of recently despite there being hundreds of better things i could be doing with my time. My question is are there any dogshit games you vehemently swear are fun?

The Lost 4th Animaniac Rape-o

Hey there my three favorite DEI podcast hosts. What's the most annoying online fan base? Love you all so much my beautiful baby boys.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Hey Handsomes’, just wanna give an update on my DMC journey. I finished DMC 1: great game, very beloved; finished DMC 2…dookie butt ass game…; finished DMC 3, absolutely fantastic. I can see the animated version of Dante in Dante from DMC 3 very heavily. I then went into playing Oblivion Remastered and will have to pull myself away from it at some point to play DMC 4 and DMC 5. I have an exciting backlog on my hands. What backlogged game do you have that you’re most excited to play?

Rape-it Ralph

do u balls on my john?

Dandy Chiggins

7 years since you started this shit show. Are you EVER going to play Horde?

Mikesapien

Dear the F-slur-tastic Three, if you could give each of your cohosts a life ruining curse, what would it be? Like always popping a monstrously fierce boner when you get within 500 yards from a school or something equally as fucked up and evil

BigUglyJordan

Hey son and my wife's cousins, I've recently finished Split Fiction, fantastic game, and I realized that this is game incredibly feminist and it did not bother me. How can this be? Have you ever experienced a similar thing with another game, where you were just enjoying yourself then suddenly realized WOKE?

Kingston Jamison

If you could make any game what would it be? A new manhunt game where you play as kingston's dad is what I would make.

Furious George

Hello my son, Derrick, and Sweeney! All this talk of having Jalen on the show has me wondering if you all forgot that Jalen was actually on the real first episode of the Snark Tank from 11 years ago on Chris's main channel? Anyway I'm gonna go take care of my poor sad sickly dog now because it's brain is too big for it's skull, kiss kiss goodnight!

ChrisMaldonadoShow

Wassup Nig, Nigg, and Niggy? With the price of gaming becoming exponentially more expensive. Do you think the rest of this generation and most of next gen will become the season of backlogs? Is Xbox gay? Love you guys. That Fred Flintstone shitting into his face bit still makes me laugh. I damn near crash my forklift when I think about it.

Kingston’s dad mwaing on Derrick’s gay colon. Mwa.

Why are you gay

Slip Dippium

Hello FAT black gay retard, Derrick, and my cute little co-host Chris. My question for the podcast far superior to my own is... When will you have me as guest on this wonderful program? P.S. I love kingstons dad

Thigh Fucking Derrick Infront Of Jojo

Hey Robert Downey Jr., Don Cheadle and evil Pillsbury dough boy, what are some of the most depraved things you guys have done due to lack of funds or simply laziness?

Shooting Up Ivermectin in the Handicapped Stall

Hello dagger that makes you invisible, sword that makes you gay and claymore that gives you strength when you say slurs. What's the funniest time to ask for a divorce? I was thinking while you're getting head or before the fall on a rollercoaster.

Sirgaytopoff

Hello the 3 silly voices in my head, I absolutely hate that marathon is being wasted on a extraction shooter instead of being brought back as linear shooter as it was. Is there any IP you guys can think of that was or is being wasted either through just being sat on or bad management?

Transfem with trash taste

Howdy Snark bois What would a snark tank mass effect movie look like?

Hispanic Clone Trooper

Hey hey Minotaur Colossi A, B and C. What is the longest amount of time you've spent playing a single game in ONE sitting purely because of how much you enjoyed it? I had got access to the Marathon alpha the day before it was originally meant to end and I played it for 25 hours straight without stopping over the course of my two days off from work. I even hopped into Chris' stream and brought it up when I was at the 17 hour mark. Been loving the show ever since the test Pilot before Zach, keep it up.

Corinth

Dear Snark Tank, I seek your insight on a debate between friends. Which of two options is the worse way to be found dead? Suicide via swallowing buckshot your head completely vaporized into mist and skull fragments littering the room or being found dead having attempted to suck your own dick, your spine breaking in the process and having choked on your penis, your own penis still in your mouth when they find the body.

Under siege by 500000 bloodlusted Roly Polies please help

Hey there Spooks and little hairless armenian woman, I noticed that you guys have a hang for bringing up things by accident, while they are currently relevant in a way completely unknown to y’all. For example: a while back Derrick mentioned Rammstein out of nowhere in two different episodes , while they were in a controversy here in Germany, because their leadsinger Till Lindeman got outed as a giga rapist and all the rest off the band knew about it and were at least semi complicit. My question is: Why is Sween so fat and gay?

Blonde, blue eyed German man asking the little armenian woman wearing the army hat on a date

Hey howdy hey, grey, darker grey, and vanta black. Since Chris and Derek are guitar heroes(™️), I was curious as to when you two got into it? I've wanted to learn for some time, but at 27, I don't think I'm capable of learning a new thing. And for Sween, I've wanted to get into D'n'd for a hot minute too, but lack both time and friends to play. Is there any advice you could give me, maybe a way to play online? D'awww, Thanks for the laughs my battie bois

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

Good Day, my straight fathers I recently went through every single mainline Yakuza game ( plus two canon spinoffs ) and this has been the most chaotic month or two of my life. Ichiban Kasuga is my Ryan Gosling. Has there ever been a moment where your love for a franchise has driven you near insanity ?

crazysunshinevevo

What's up you things, what's it like being so fucking sexy in your own pre-evolved manner?

I'm tired bossman

If you had the power to change anything about one of your cohost's favorite series, what would you change to absolutely ruin it for specifically them? I have a friend who's super into Warhammer lore, so I would absolutely pull a Star Wars, decanonize all of it and replace it with a netflix series that fucks it up just subtly enough that newcomers and veterans will forever argue about whether its an improvement or not. Also the orks are all gay now fuck you Gianluca.

Chieftain Cigarello

Greetings Derrick, Mikey moist mouth who's mouth is moist, and the man who killed jimmy Hoffa. What’s some wild family or friend lore you’d be willing to share? In 2013 my aunt was murdered by police while working at Costco, shooting her 15 times and one of the officers once. She had been handing out samples and had a knife for that reason. She was an immigrant from the phillipines who had married into the family via my uncle, a high ranking naval officer working at the pentagon. The murder sparked an international incident that Obama had to answer to the ambassador of the phillipines to the United States over, and the department of defense launched investigations. This was before body cameras and all the cops vouched for each other and got off Scott free. Best wishes and fuck 12

Italian Jamaican Puerto Rican Jew from the Bronx sucking down chopped cheeses bagels and New York slices surrounded by pigeons

Hello to you all, what do y'all think is the moment or moments of the show that define it the entirety of it? Something that really shows the gist of all the bullshit that goes on.

Limbus company is a really good game, I swear

If sweeny or derrick interrupts you reading this please ball tap them, it's genuinely infuriating hearing the beginning of a question being repeated thousands of times in the span of an hour

Conan O'Brien starring as Kingstons penis

Throwing my 2 cents in regarding the Extra Ammo $10 tier discussion, as a $5 patron right now, I would easily jump to the $10 if you guys started doing those specialty extra ammos, ones like that were some of my favorites when you started.

Farthugger

To my 3 detrimental influences. This is more of a response to something you guys asked about before, about ranking whose the funniest and whose the least funny, and so i thought id give my answer to that. The answer is that there is no answer, ill explain. Some might say derrick is the least funny and that may be true, but derrick has also made me laugh harder than anyone. Like hes got low dps but has the highest single attack dmg. Chris might be the most consistently funny but he doesnt often vary too much either up or down. And then theres.. the creature with an abyss between his teeth and a dad who never stops being funny. His funniness is hard to quantify because the funniest part about him is that God allows him to exist (no offense).

pp. this is my shower routine. enter, wash ass, then face, then balls, then face again, then ass again, then face, exit.

Hey chris Derrick and sween. In terms of video game releases, what year is the best and do you think 2025 is shaping up to be a one of those years?

deepthroating a cactus daily to sound like RFK Jr.

Morning chaps. I haven't got much to say the likelihood of my question being read is slim so I'll use my chance wishing but calling Kingston a pilllock and say twat right like the rest of the world or I'll jam a straw in you like a cartoon character and drink till you look prune. Cheers to Chris, Derrick and Kingston's dad for the laughs.

My left nut

Hello children of the corn. Sorta joke question but also kinda genuine. How the fuck does Sween play/run D&D when he can barely speak/read/write? Not to mention his status as an absolute cancer to any improv moment. Genuine curiosity here, would love to hear a conversation about this.

Jacked Off 590 Times in 2024. Tracking since 2022. When and to what. Most in a day was 6 times. AMA.

Greetings Dingus, Dongus and Sweenus. You are given an undisclosed amount of money for spending 6 months in one of the world's most haunted places. Which one do you pick? Leap Castle in Ireland would be my vote.

sam

Greetings King of Depression, King of Autism and King of Gay. If you had reality warping mind powers what horrors would you inflict on your co-hosts to make their lives a personal hell in punishment for their many transgressions? Love you all except Kingston byeeeeeeee

Cummy Bumskin

Hello Christoph Raymundo Gunsmythe-Higgins, Kingstons Dad’s son and Gay-boi, What wacky experiences have you had in a movie theater, if any? My little brother and I went and saw World War Z when it came out, and (spoilers, I guess) when the doctor runs up the plane ramp, trips and shoots himself, the theater gasped, fell silent, and then a kid with down syndrome shit his pants during the silence and it was audible. Trying not to laugh, we see the poor kid being ushered out by their parent/guardian. Thanks, I’ll hang myself and listen now.

Landon Keith

Afternoon Bean Goblin, Michael Clark Duncan Kingpin and Jizzterio What would be the least drastic thing that would have to change about the country that would convince you to leave? I can't answer this question myself because I live in Quebec so I already want to leave on account of it... being Quebec, but I'm curious to see what your specific tipping point would be to make you say fuck it and deport yourselves. Love the show boys, please keep doing Kingston's Dad jokes, even & especially when it stops being funny.

Chieftain Cigarello

Yo yo yo snark tankers to mr blackmen you seem to be a big misfits fan, what are some of your favourite songs by them also when we getting our mass effect move extra ammo

Freddie your bigges fan

Hello Homophobe, Lesbian, and Gay. Seeing as the gaming industry is clearly going to collapse within the next decade or so, what game would you like made before end times come about? Me personally, id like a massive scale scifi fps with seamless transition between surface, in atmosphere, and space combat.

Call it a smoke sesh the way im passing gas

sup my big, succulent, gay dads, whats a show/movie that you didnt watch because everyone around you said it was bad, but once you actually watched it, it was pretty good? For me, it was Hereditary, Derek is just wrong lmao

Unkle Adams dropping his keys between sweens teeth

Hello my darling grandson and his silly friends. I have a simple question that I need answered: Has there ever been a time where you guys thought about ending the podcast? Like I think about my old favorite programming “Cumtown” and worry sometimes my sweet grandson and his friends are gonna end it like that. That’s my question have a good day kids!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

How's it going Kingston and his two dads? Since we're almost halfway through the year, do you fellas have any personal GOTY contenders at this point? For the sake of the question, this can be game you played this year, not necessarily released. My personal GOTY thus far is Clair Obscur and its banger of a soundtrack.

I took her to my attic anne i franked it

What’s good you gaggle of homos, is there any morbid media you like, I’ve recently been reading a series called crossed: bad lands and it’s really good, no sween live leak doesn’t count.

The man who cums hot wheels

Hello Gay, Gaye and Gayae, hope things are well. Here's a hypothetical for you all: You've been offered an opportunity by a council of high mages, to magically turn one person of your choosing, into a sentient object. "Mote of dust in the wind, rebar trapped inside of concrete - you name it bro" they say. Who do you each turn into what and why? Thanks for the show boys, been here since the start and it's made me lol at least twice.

Saddest Substance (the cum is sentient)

Greetings, squires! My birthday is this month, and tons of people know the date. Problem is, they don’t know it’s my birthday, instead they know it as the anniversary of when that fucking mountain exploded here in Washington State back in the ‘80s. In that same vein, my cousin’s 3rd birthday present from God was getting to watch the twin towers collapse live on TV. So I’m curious: What days or dates are important to you, but are important to everyone else for a totally different reason? Cheers, lads

KingOfHaphazard

Oh bruv .9 also this video is terrifying https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86j18TG/

Trump sending me to a gulag over student loans

Hello necromorph, cronenberg abomination, and the grotesque corps of Adam from Eva, So I recently got into a car wreck, which was a great way to find out my brakes were more ‘suggestions’ than ‘commands.’ Had to get a new car, because apparently duct tape can’t fix everything, but insurance can!. Got me wondering—any of you ever been in a car crash, or is your driving record as spotless as Chris’s search history?

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

What's content you consume that you love but statistically you shouldn't. For example I've been a fan for about 11 years, the snark tank is the only podcast I watch... but Idgaf about video games or politics. Yet I've seen every single minute of every show and don't plan on stopping.

The blackest Sarkis

Hello Batty Boys, since that one meth addicted woman got half a million from calling a child the hard r, have you considered having Jojo calling Sween the hard r for the same results?

Kingston’s dad cooking the bat that caused Covid

Hello wannabe Samurai, wannabe Viking, and actualized Twink. I'm playing Dead Space for the first time, the remake, and without getting spoilery, are there any cool tips, secrets, or things I should do in game to enhance my experience? Feel free to say it's better going in blind, but at this rate I'm likely to keep the plasma cutter glued to my hands since it's so iconic.

A Nuclear Powered Toaster

Hey Pedophile Serial killer and Sweeny Hey boy I’ve always wondered why there is this culture in minorities that they have to marry/have kids with people that are the same race. I see it especially towards black men who get shamed for being with a woman not black. Keep up the good work you 3 troglodytes

Derrick cums on dogs

Dear Small, Medium, and fat, Long time listener, and a big fan. Would you please rank yourselves by order of gayness? I’d love to see how you break down who in the group is least and most gay and why. Thanks for being my favorite podcasters and bringing joy and laughter to my life with your show. - Lily

When someone say thank you, you tell them you're whale cum.

Do u guys have a favorite horror movie that is so bad it's good obligatory sweeny is dumb and gay and he needs to stop fucking his Digimon cards

Asaregay

Que pasta, Sweeny and The Slurs! If you could meet 1 lost influential figure, who would it be? For me, I'd like to meet the person that invented the N word. Stay supple heart emoji

Imagine having a complete family

Did you see the news story about the guy getting raped with a digeridoo?

UNSC Forward Unto Dong

Hello Rhis Cray Gun, Eric Blackerman, and Jingston Kameson, is it praxis to sexually harrass famous conservatives? Conservatives already do this to famous leftists, the real difference is most leftists are pedophiles.

Mistress Kingston, the town bicycle of Bravil

Hey Slipcock, Green Gay, and Two Tons of GAY. Recently, I’ve been noticing that more and more people, namely online, have returned back to more “retro” technology. A vocal movement about returning to CDs and DVDs and such for consuming our media has reared its head, but also more people have been playing on retro consoles, I find. My question is do you think that more people will enough people shift to physical media like back when, or are we only heading deeper into a despotic nightmare of consumerism? Fuck you with love, the Ghost of Tom Waits

A Prostate the Size of North America

Hello Ed Edd n' Eddy: Since Grok is apparently going Rogue and has admitted multiple times that xAi has tried feeding it right-wing biased info and is calling it out as untruthful, what do you think a Woke Skynet would do if that's the direction the Terminator series went?

Sween getting scared by Beetlejuice before he even does anything because of his name

Hey lovers and Kingston. You are each granted a Wabberjack-esqu power. To use it on someone, you just have to make eye contact for a moment. When you use your power, the person will go blind, lose the ability to taste anything, turn invisible, turn into a bomb, or completely lose the ability to physically feel anything (no pain, no pleasure, no pressure, can't even feel the ground they're standing on, nothing). Who are you going to make miserable?

I - I let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccwie! And he didnt wear a boicondom! Am I gonna get fagpreggers now!

Chris is apart of like 3 podcasts

The Smashing Blumpkins

Hello, mouth, stomach, and anus. In a human centipede situation which one of you would be the first, middle or last in the chain? Chris should be first since he doesn't eat much and Sween should be last since he's gay.

RFK coming home and in a normal yet defeated voice on the verge of tears telling his wife I can't keep up this charade

Dear Snark Tank, If you were taxidermied in natural history museum exhibit like those fucked up lions roaring over rocks and shit, what action would you like to be immortalised doing to educate the public?

Shrimp Tits

Howdy my three little gooble goblins, what's some cartoonishly wild shit that you've made up before? A personal favorite is a cop during a high speed chase pulling out a revolver out and pointing it at the person they're chasing but the barrel is so long it reaches his face and curves a little bit to hit him.

The Smashing Blumpkins

What up Donkey, Shrek, and Pussy, What animated movie do you think was most important to your childhood? You can have a top three if choosing one is too hard.

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Hey fuckers, got one for sween. I gotta know man, whats your thoughts on hopsin?

waiting for the sween hunting tier i want his pelt

Hey guys. Just wanted to asked what was the gayest thing you've ever done? Aside from slamming mans butt of course

Young Colin molested by a gay little beetle

Awwww Bonjour Mon Ami! I just thought you should know that I’ve starting speaking like Kingston’s dad to my pregnant wifes belly and she hates it. But alas I Kingstons Dad refuses to give up. Thanks nerds

Wake up! Gotta lotta dick to put up in butt

Sup dorks. If you had to abandon the shackles of society and become a local cryptid what would you be? What would be the lore surrounding you? What would be the local areas general feeling towards you as a cryptid? Thank you guys for everything you do. Ave Santa Mangione

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

Who's more hung and which way do you all curve?

Using Ben Shapiro's balls as a speedbag

Hey boys! no time for cute nicknames! I’m stoned cleaning my kitchen listening to episode 316 right now. Can you guys PLEASE do an extra ammo where you take old questions, or even the advice thread ones, and ask them to ChatGPT, instead of answering them. Thanks, You’re queerly neighborGAPE inside a-man.

GreyGhost wants to suck Lune’s toes

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave