#310: I'm Beetleling my Borg
Added 2025-03-24 01:28:14 +0000 UTCComments
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Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay
2025-04-17 17:59:22 +0000 UTCHe's got a great laugh for it
RoachDoggJr
2025-03-27 02:49:40 +0000 UTCReport: YouTuber Chris “Ray Gun” Maldonado cast as Flabber in upcoming Beetleborgs reboot.
Chris Barnes - EEEEEEEE Screech Compilation (Six Feet Under)
2025-03-26 11:22:32 +0000 UTCI am BEGGING for more old apartment stories
Clark
2025-03-25 19:39:41 +0000 UTCIt's a Caribbean thing
wacky racists
2025-03-25 03:10:08 +0000 UTCYour wish is granted but sween starts his alcoholic arc
RoachDoggJr
2025-03-25 02:13:21 +0000 UTCI remember finishing Through the Fire and Flames on expert when I was 15 years old, then after I watched someone 100% it and reading the comments section and someone wrote, "with strumming that fast you know he's good with the ladies" Year's later I tried that and all I have to say, the dude was on to something
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-03-25 02:04:39 +0000 UTC2:08:24 is a wild sound
Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style
2025-03-24 22:00:40 +0000 UTCwhy does sween say that batman is crazy for not killing his villains like peter and miles aren’t the exact same?
mongrel intruder
2025-03-24 21:55:48 +0000 UTC1:00:00 i know for sure wolf dogs and wolves sound angry and growl even when their body language is showing theyre not actually angry
Swavant
2025-03-24 21:44:56 +0000 UTCpeople mention Oswald's politics all the time while overlooking jfk. Oswald didn't conspire to help communism spread, it hurt if anything. it gave Americans something to rally against. he conspired with ppl who wanted war on Vietnam and who aimed to control Cuba, a communist country! it bothers me when people are wrong about IMPORTANT and recent history, and it should bother you too.
They Might be Giants put an album out the day of 9 11 by accident and it fucked their careers
2025-03-24 21:22:19 +0000 UTCYeah, the Blue Chew ad reads are good, but my favorite is the Cum Town Thursday Boots ad read
Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style
2025-03-24 20:49:37 +0000 UTCIf Derrick read this he'd call you autistic.
If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire
2025-03-24 19:17:53 +0000 UTCabout 40 mins in Derrick got something wrong about Oswald. he joined the US military before being taken out of basics and joining a special program. he learned Russian and THEN defected to Russia, before returning to America after a decade or so. his politics don't matter, since he was a patsy then it's not just his idea to assassinate jfk. it wasn't political motive alone, it was monetary gain hindered by jfk's politics. no war means no money to war industry
They Might be Giants put an album out the day of 9 11 by accident and it fucked their careers
2025-03-24 18:54:51 +0000 UTC1:45:19 Chris, "I don't know why I know this, I happened to be scrolling and saw the clip." Proceeds to describe an entire plot from the episode.
Kel Varnsen
2025-03-24 18:29:12 +0000 UTCYeah, I guess if you've had more roommates than there have ever been humans on earth, you'd have a point.
Calling out Derrek for calling us transwomen are men (229) and the tastless use of faggot (305).
2025-03-24 17:40:58 +0000 UTCI will not take this Ghost Jay Leno Slander with Flabber Beetleborgs
crazysunshinevevo
2025-03-24 17:13:27 +0000 UTCOkay well that’s your 1 example vs Derke’s infinity billion
AbercrombieAndBitch
2025-03-24 16:25:15 +0000 UTCOnly 2 1/2 hours what the hell
Clark
2025-03-24 15:42:15 +0000 UTCKweermo please, I am not your enemy here. Think about it; for every ripe milky oat drained, there is a ripe milky breast left over for you to enjoy.
Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)
2025-03-24 15:41:11 +0000 UTCI mean, someone might fall asleep there every so often, but no one has ever used it at their personal room.
Calling out Derrek for calling us transwomen are men (229) and the tastless use of faggot (305).
2025-03-24 15:23:19 +0000 UTCTitty milk is the only kind I drink not your gay soy fake "milk" bullshit crap you people drink
kweermo
2025-03-24 14:55:50 +0000 UTCAlmond milk is stupid and gay, oat milk is surperior in every way
Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)
2025-03-24 14:35:43 +0000 UTC“I wish Sweeney would learn to speak into the mic so we could actually hear him” (monkeys paw finger curls) Sweeney proceeds to lean into the mic and mumble and slur his words to a degree not previously thought possible, displaying the same level of verbal clarity as that of a lobotomite with a mouthful of marbles
out_of_focus_bigfoot
2025-03-24 13:13:50 +0000 UTCNevermind, he was actually billy forester, I guess I misremembered
RoachDoggJr
2025-03-24 10:36:38 +0000 UTCUse the living room? Like they chill there in their free time or they use it as a bedroom?
RoachDoggJr
2025-03-24 10:17:43 +0000 UTCIt's been cannon that The Power Puff Girls would gut Omni Man like a fish so who fucking cares?
Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia
2025-03-24 09:12:21 +0000 UTCWait, it's weird that roommates use the living room? Everywhere I rented at, it was a common occurrence.
Calling out Derrek for calling us transwomen are men (229) and the tastless use of faggot (305).
2025-03-24 07:49:36 +0000 UTCYo Flabber actually WAS Jay Leno, for real look it up!
RoachDoggJr
2025-03-24 06:49:41 +0000 UTCLOL I started crying of laughter at the Lazlo/Disturbed's David Draiman bit
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-03-24 06:34:44 +0000 UTCI hate how the black spider suit in Raimi's has webbing and the lack of patches and the keeps the same lenses and how it looks more like a regular suit thats black rather than a BLACK SUIT
I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary
2025-03-24 05:47:38 +0000 UTCChris equipped a new laugh this time
Damien Sawyers
2025-03-24 05:13:44 +0000 UTC2:25:17 that laugh lmao
CycloneofChaos
2025-03-24 04:31:00 +0000 UTCYou boyz are the best.
Mr. Hot Salsa
2025-03-24 02:34:30 +0000 UTCCurious to see how the fuck beetleborgs comes up. That shit was a fever dream.
Eric the human
2025-03-24 02:21:11 +0000 UTCThe Trial of Kingston goes crazy
Gabagool
2025-03-24 01:50:53 +0000 UTCJesus these things are coming out fast! I'm still in the Influenza arc
Pussy Pounder with cheese
2025-03-24 01:32:45 +0000 UTCBeetlebum What you've done She's a gun Now what you've done Beetlebum Get nothing done You beetlebum Just get numb Now what you've done Beetlebum And when she lets me slip away She turns me on then all my violence is gone Nothing is wrong I just slip away and I am gone Nothing is wrong She turns me on I just slip away and I am gone Beetlebum Because you're young She's a gun Now what you've done Beetlebum She'll suck your thumb She'll make you come 'Cause, she's your gun Now what you've done Beetlebum And when she lets me slip away She turns me on then all my violence is gone Nothing is wrong I just slip away and I am gone There's nothing wrong She turns me on I just slip away and I am gone He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it He's on, he's on, he's on it
If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire
2025-03-24 01:30:24 +0000 UTCJust in time to start mine.
If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire
2025-03-24 01:29:48 +0000 UTCJust in time for the end of my shift, thank fuck
Debirez, the only Devin with the B
2025-03-24 01:29:10 +0000 UTC
