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#309: GAYS of WAR

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We need a korn coming undone gay cover

Jake Nunley

vic mignogna was a guest star at a con in my home town years. He licked a fan, super weird guy.

Magma Tea

Tim Squirton's Fapman

Chieftain Cigarello

Kind of mid I’m ngl

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

vaush looks like a pedophile. his sense of style is garbage, and in any setting outside of the single camera angle he feeds you, he looks like a sweaty millennial plantation owner like when he went to a progressive victory canvassing event. it’s insane watching you go so hard to defend such an unremarkable human being in every conceivable way and he somehow manages to be more uniformed than epstiny of all people. also, by his own internal logic he’s a pedophile, he doesn’t give people the benefit of the doubt for being into loli porn so it’s hilarious when his retard fans do it for him. if you’re getting your political commentary from the horse pedo you have serious soul searching to do.

mongrel intruder

nah he exposed his porn folder with images of young anime girls fellating a horse he had porn of stocking from panty and stocking who is just a child wearing lolita fashion. it’s truly pathetic to watch you defend him when he’s made arguments in the past that people like nux taku are weirdos who are into loli when the whole time that was just pure projection on his part.

mongrel intruder

he drew an incredibly stupid and creepy comparison between child labor and child porn completely unprompted. the vaush defense force is in full control of your brain right now and it’s hilarious

mongrel intruder

I would DM him on Instagram about it, Let him know that you personally felt hurt about it. Him and the rest of the crew have stated multiple times they're pro trans right, and I'm pretty sure he's joking and wasn't saying it with malicious intent

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

When I see Emma on the Majority Report, you knoooooooooooow you'll catch me lacking

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Oh wait I found the clip! So derrik lawyered "biologically male" as to allow him to suck a womans dick. Yeah hes dick for how he handled it but I think thats not over the pale, I do agree with the F slurr stuff tho its a bit much. Dont waste too much attention on it, Derrik does clearly get disgusted by right wing hate for trans people and respects pronouns and these are the types of dudes to get irrationally defensive over being wrong about a movie i dont care about

The Demolisher

if it makes you feel any better, derrek is a cunt

The Demolisher

ehhhhhhh your coping, he's well dressed and certainly better groomed than Derrek is rn. Not to say Derrek looks filthy he doesnt, just that vaush objectively takes more care to his appearance a well needed upgrade from the guy who definitely used to look the part of a pedo despite not really being one.

The Demolisher

You would have to be able to contact him and talk to him directly but he generally seems to be getting increasingly more obtuse as of late

The Demolisher

Nice bait. but no hes the non pedophilic guy who wants to have sex with women as a hourse with a giant cock.

The Demolisher

No, he's not hes litterally never defended pedophilia and only ever used child porn being illegal to highlight our hypcrosy on how were willing to miss treat and partake in harmful consumerism. In otherwords hes saying theres other things that should also be banned because there consumption directly supports unethical buisness.

The Demolisher

He probably deserved it

Roadside Piss Bottle

he pays like $100 for a white tshirt just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he’s well dressed

mongrel intruder

Whole MR crew is great

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Emma is hot. I won't stand for all of the slander on this ep.

Kel Varnsen

I guess he really was unwelcome

Alex

It’s an interesting question!

Alex

Haven't watched yet but you guys missed the name Queers of war and that's a real shame

Bungler

What did he say? Your name cuts off for me.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

I'm aware, just disappointed. Especially after his response with the anti-trans Sentinel. We've always struggled with how we look and if we're passing enough, we don't need a robot to reinforce that. lol And lately, other trans individuals have been attacking other trans individuals for how we pass or don't. They did go through the comments for a couple episodes awhile back, then just abruptly stopped.

Calling out Derrek for calling us transwomen are men (229) and the tastless use of faggot (305).

I dont think they ever actually read these comments.

Everytime Sween Says He Hates Guns I Buy A New One

Love him or hate him, Vaush is the best-dressed lefty there is. He wouldn’t have indulged wearing Ethan Klein’s horrendous clothing to be a good friend, like Hasan did.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

2:00:21 More like a Twin Temple song tbh

Stratman

He's been on his retard arc recently I keep thinking about "are dogs or humans older" from last episode

YaGuyALT

Isn't he a pedophile though? I mean I heard he's always going on about not wanting age of consent to be a thing

GundamStyle69

Leave it to the snark tank to misgender blues clues

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

He mixed up Eminems daughter with Kurt Cobains

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

HOW COULD NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT OH MY GAWD!!

RoachDoggJr

What specifically?

RoachDoggJr

That shirt shit explains why the fuck my Scumbag Sween shirt got DEMOLISHED in the wash after one cycle.

Schadenfreudian Slip

That‘s the horse pedo right?

The Animus making you able to watch your ancestors memories in 4k means Desmond probably owns a bunch of CP

Itll depend the guy atleast tried to play the game. If he watched the story or was informed on it, Im willing to believe itll have a decent script

The Demolisher

Time to update your name about 7 more times this episode...

J

Filthy? Vaush has been like the most well dressed and groomed lefty besides Hasan for like 2 years now

The Demolisher

sigh....

Calling out Derrek for calling us transwomen are men (229) and the tastless use of faggot (305).

Yeah, Magic is real pricey. Been playing consistently for 16 years, so I’m sorta stuck in it

Unwelcome Ghost

I am one too and I nearly pried my balls out a few episodes ago when they said 40 million inches was the size of the galaxy lol

The Bren Word

I fucked your dad by Bear vs Shark is a great song

Zack

Chris shot my father dead on January 8th 2025 at 8:27 pm

Commander Cunt

Kingston said some of the dumbest shit ever on this episode holy fuck

The actual real-life Gandalf drinking an IPA while running down hobbits in his 2009 Ford F-150

Blue's a girl, boys

Zack

Holy shit that’s the first time I’ve heard secret life of Walter Mitty mentioned in YEARS And funnily, that’s also my only context for stretch armstrong

DripMH, the Lord of all Drip

They did my boy Unwelcome Ghost dirty with this one

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Nevermind, im the retard, its the other way around, centipedes eat roaches

ChrisGayRunSemenScentedCandleWhen

As a physics masters student, it may come to no surprise to anyone, but the thing Kingston said about the andromeda Galaxy is either entirely wrong or paraphrased into being wrong

Cum Master

4 hours? This was a fire episode, too. The Wallace and Gromit tangent had me fucking dying

I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat

Roaches eat centipedes you retards

ChrisGayRunSemenScentedCandleWhen

No Joke I’m currently playing Illusion of Gaia I’m barely at the Hidden Village and it’s starting off slow but I’m getting better at the combat system. Hopefully I beat the game before going to Las Vegas for Level Up Expo and who knows I might do a review once I beat it

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

We're at the 4 hours!

My left nut

Y’all are the best 4 hours !!!!! Holy hell

Get Gabby and Zach on the podcast again please 🙏

Silver Surfer is the Harold to Galactus's Kumar.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Damn bitch, 4 hours??

shawk

Best birthday gift I could get from you retards. Thank you 🫡

Themightycockwizard

Blue and Magenta are both girls

CycloneofChaos

4 hours?! Holy fuck. I'm cumming!

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

Did you guys hear that God of War live action director didn't even play the games? It looks like another disaster in the works. And before anyone says anything it doesn't matter if none of the Last of Us actors haven't played the game because one of the people who made the game is very involved

GundamStyle69

Gay boys in my ass. I love em

We Smokin Filtered Crack you stupid peice of Shit

“The Gay Dance That Everyone Hates” fucking works!!!!!

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

4 gay hours of gay in the gay tank

Studiobison

4 hours? You absolute madmen!

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

I can't feel nothing at all... Drug market, sub-market, Sometimes I wonder why I ever got in. Blood market, love market, Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all. Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. A little glass vial? A little glass vial. And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery. Hhh-hhh... And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. Hhh-hhh... And when the gun goes off, it sparks And you're ready for surgery! Surgery! Graverobber, graverobber, Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Graverobber, graverobber, Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all! And amber sweet is addicted to the knife. Addicted to the knife? Addicted to the knife. And addicted to the knife, She needs a little help with the agony. And a little help comes in a little glass vial In a gun pressed against her anatomy. And when the gun goes off, Ms. sweet is ready for surgery. Surgery! Graverobber, graverobber, Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all... It's clean, it's clear, it's pure-- It's what? It's rare. It takes you there. It what? It takes you there. It takes you there. A little jump. Before the cut! Why agonize? Anesthetize! I can't feel nothing at all! 'cause surgery... 'cause surgery...? 'cause surgery... Is what she needs... Is what I need...? It's what I need. To change inside. To change inside? To feel alive! Mag's contract's got some mighty fine print. Some mighty...fine...print... And that mighty fine print puts mag in a mighty fine predicament... If mag up and splits, her eyes are forfeit And if geneco and rotti so will it, Then a repo man will come And she'll pay for that surgery, surgery! Surgery, surgery! I can't feel nothing at all...

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Who's gonna say they're gay first

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

4 HOURS LESSS GOOOOO

CycloneofChaos


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