#308: Ethan and Hasan are GAY

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Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

Never thought Bad Empanada would ever be mentioned on this podcast. Lmaooo

Dank McObamna, Lord of Drone Strikes

would you care to elaborate?

BARACK OSAMA

Hasan has stated his pro houthis and hamas what are you talking about.

I transitioned and now all I want is dick

Guys yall seriously don't know the whole Ethan situation like at all.

I transitioned and now all I want is dick

He beats up kids

RoachDoggJr

Where's new tank

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

Don’t worry guys if we all do “The Gay Dance That Everyone Hates” we’ll get the new episode of Snark Tank Yay

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

Ayo, where da ep? Gettin the DTs over here

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I'm assuming you didn't see the video with him shoving empanadas up stranger asses in public the other day

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I'm guessing Derrick got kidnapped by the clown car again

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

The Hereditary thing is neglible lol

Roadside Piss Bottle

Sween probs forgot to hit upload again and it’s gonna go live for free feeds soon and Patreon will never get it. Derrick being gay and retarded about Hereditary is obvs the #1 problem this podcast faces, but I’d say a close second is consistency and communication.

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Finally, a good comment on this video

Icecoldtip

Did they finally kill each other?

pp. you guys asked for a 3 sween moon edit of the bald drawing i did. check email for 3 culdesac moon

Where the flip is the new episode

kweermo

Preston, ID as well

Noah Friscopp

Don’t remind me of HxH. That shit ain’t never getting finished. 😭

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Kiss your homies and tickle their prostates as any homie would do for another.

Kulshedra Edras

Saying Bad Empanada is just an asshole is crazy work

BlackSAN _

Ethan and Hasan always seemed like 2 different brands of sleeze to me. Forgot what but years ago Ethan did something that told me everything I needed to know about him. Hasan...he's just a douchebag. I'm not sure why anyone who isn't a teenager likes him. Honestly surprised this episode has everyone all tight. This was the least irritating pod for me in a minute 😂

Hastur-Mora

I'd be a 25er by now if there was less of that

Hastur-Mora

Same

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

It's hard for me to think of nigga as a slur. I mostly use it as a term of endearment

Hastur-Mora

It was filmed in Utah

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

No

Mr. Hot Salsa

Okay bud lmao

Lizurd

so you’re an uninformed ethan glazer it looks like. he literally directed his fanbase to go after his family, resulting in a bomb threat being called in to the school his mom teaches at. he LITERALLY says to go after this guy specifically and his family you are a massive retard

mongrel intruder

If your take away is that I’m an Ethan glazer, then you’re either dishonest or actually braindead. Have a better day. You seem too invested in either “side” and not worth engaging with. I’m saying it’s not a dox and the thing about revealing family members is completely made up by you.

Lizurd

Can't we all just get a slong!

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

you really are just an ethan glazer aren’t you? he LITERALLY revealed his family members to his audience

mongrel intruder

Comment section rn is just a bunch of retards telling a bunch of retards that they’re retarded cuz their information from the internet is wrong from their information from the internet. Y’all wanna participate in politics so bad, but can’t comprehend the opinions of the commentators you obsessively watch/hate-watch

H-7M

Ill be real bro, this place is definitely not the place for a question like that, that being said, just keep an eye on her and keep contact with em, if that loser comes to visit try to 3rd wheel as a semi last resort ig? Idk

i'd rather suck my homie's meat by hozier

*face goes red holding in laughter*

RoachDoggJr

I mean there really isn't anything you can do other than say something. The creep isn't doing anything technically illegal so you can't get the police involved, and if you get physical you'll be committing a crime. I feel for you, but I really can't think of anything that would help you out

RoachDoggJr

Wearing tiny beanies on your toes is insane

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

It’s a hard pill to swallow, but some wisdom can only be obtained through experience. Sure, you can intervene and prevent something from happening, but then nothing will be learned. It’s like kicking the can down the road for later. The caveat is that if you really think your friend could be actually harmed, maybe try to stop that. It took me a long time to realize that I can’t be responsible for the people close to me if they don’t want me to be. I got called patronizing many times. Is what it is.

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I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

He’s not revealing their family members dude lmao you don’t comment as a private citizen when your profile is fucking public. There is a private feature they’re not using. Get mad all you want my boy, it’s not doxing.

Lizurd

I can tell both Sween and Derick have kinda walked back a little on their Hasan hate but I think Chris just has a genuine distaste for him. Nothing serious but I can tell Chris just doesn’t fuck with him

Dr. Man-love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock

you don’t actually “lose the private citizen argument” when you comment as a private citizen on a public figure’s profile. are you retarded? he’s revealing their names and family members names SPECIFICALLY to harass them.

mongrel intruder

This episode had a lot of interesting questions

Plumpkin_king

It’s 631 miles diameter not bigger than Galaxy retards

Dr. GayHitler

It’s not, you lose the private citizen argument when you comment on your PUBLIC profile. He’s not revealing their government or their address. It’s not doxing.

Lizurd

Cenk is fake and gay, nobody likes that dildo.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

“the action of finding or publishing private information about someone on the internet without their permission, especially in a way that reveals their name, address, etc.” it’s absolutely doxing, and it’s made worse by the fact that ethan is a public figure doxing private citizens.

mongrel intruder

I could see that. Personally ads make me want to grind my dick down to the base with sand paper but then again so did his take on the Ethan and Hasan situation.

Eric the human

Are you implying that Hasan isn't retarded?

DJChazzyCheff

Shit is really making me value the free streams. Ad breaks help pacing for Derrick's Uninformed Rant Hour segments

Brando

It's called reading the room. I phrased my comment to appease the chimps in the Patreon. Yes, Hasan is a socialist. Yes, there is a genocide being committed by Israel

Mr. Hot Salsa

Calling Hasan a champagne socialist (“WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S SOCIALIST AND HAS MONEY???”) while calling the Israeli ongoing genocide against Palestinian people “Israeli agraession in Gaza/West Bank” is definetly a very weird choice Mr. Hot Salsa. Also read Marx, he never said socialists should be poor, you are just taking talking points from the fucking CIA and red scare lol.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

A champagne socialist that said rich people bad and supports anyone taking action against Israeli aggression in Gaza/West Bank.

Mr. Hot Salsa

Yall think If I parasocially cock gargle Ethan or Hassan they will reciprocate my white knighting with letting me be their friend

Futt Buckerson

How about the Houthi "music video"? How about Hasan telling his friend that he "doesn't have a problem with the Houthis" despite them being an internationally recognized terrorist organization? You look at the chat when he is watching these propaganda videos and the chat is losing their mind for these terrorists as if they were kpop stars. Something is wrong here.

YesChef

Guys, we may not all be on the same side in Ethan v Hasan, but I want you to know I still love all of you. Sexually. Not the women, though.

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Immediately associated with "klan's row" with skid row from little shop of horrors, and now I'd love to see a remake where a mutant plant gets indoctrinated into the fucking KKK

Studiobison

That may be True, but also he's not wrong

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

can you give an example of his blatant terrorist propaganda

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

What are you talking about

The Zelda of Legends Kings of the Teardom is Year of the Game no Cap

Honestly, you're better off not knowing.

Rat Pobertson

Who is Hasan

Roadside Piss Bottle

lmao I mean woof woof nigga

Eric the human

Damn this subject has everybody's titty in a twist

RoachDoggJr

Eric you’re the best dog a guy could ask for.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

With all due respect, Valemir. If you think Hasan is "just covering the issues" then you probably thinks Joe Rogan is "just asking questions" too. It's cool if you haven't personally heard Hasan defending terrorists but you're just being willfully ignorant because it isn't very hard to find. If you watched Ethan's content nuke and still somehow don't see it, then I hate to break it to you but you may be retarded.

Eric the human

I thought this patreon was actually full of smart people but now after reading all these Ethan and Hasan takes I’ve come to realize everyone here truly is mentally retarded

Clark

Dude I feel like they've been caught in a time loop recently bc they are retreading conversations OFTEN the last 10-20 episodes

YaGuyALT

Hot Pilgrim eating Turkey, Hot Pilgrim Eating Turkey sexual style, hot Gravy overload, 18 naked Pilgrim Turkey eating bean eating corn eating porn Big Hat with belt buckle on. I'm paying 25 dollars for this and its worth every penny

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

Chris somewhat fighting back on Hasan being 50/50 on being right vs wrong is kind of wild to say. Both of you, to my knowledge are progressive and agree on a lot of things. Sween and Derick are pretty on point throughout the conversation. Though it could just be Chris playing devils advocate just to keep the conversation interesting.

Aric Anderson

I'm not their advice was I should just let my friend get abducted and raped by this guy

kweermo

You just haven’t watched enough of his content to have an opinion then. That’s fine, as long as you’re willing to change and adapt your viewpoint when exposed to more information. Ethan’s content nuke, despite claims to the contrary, did not miss any important context when Hasan was talking about how cool the Houthis are, how they’re freedom fighters, and how they treat their hostages like their friends and the hostages are all so happy.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Haven't seen a single person even mention that whole story so far so probably not many

kweermo

I wonder how much of this community is gonna out themselves as predatory wierdos by playing devils advocate for the creepy 31 year old lmao

Sween breathing Apneically into the mic

Good thing your intentions in this context is not racist

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

As a caucasoid I have never felt so empowered before, thank you

kweermo

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kweermo

Kendrick and I disagree he (probably) thinks it isn't a slur when black people use it and is when. Non black people use it I don't think it's a slur regardless of who is saying it. Also this is a matter of opinion not false information (because there's nothing objective about this) also you're retarded

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

Why did Kendrick have a bitch fit when that white girl said it on stage then huh? You're just trying to get white people killed by spreading false information. You are Joe Rogan and white people being able to say nigga is your ivermectin.

kweermo

This isn't a "redditor take" most people who use it (especially black people) would agree it's not a slur

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

Bitch isn't s slur, the nword (soft a) is also not a slur st most you can say in certain contexts people use it as such but it is a word of endearment amongst black people and is not really used as a slur

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

bitch is a slur. the nword is objectively a slur and you’re being a redditor trying to argue otherwise

mongrel intruder

Actual terrorist organizations should be condemned, I am just hesitant when we get to the area where we’re lumping in people like Hasan who are just covering the issues. I don’t keep up with everything Hasan says, but I haven’t actually heard him say anything defending the actions of terrorists, certainly not advocating for people to join them like someone here said. Varying opinions and points of view are good, especially when the US government is actively lying to its citizens and pushing out propaganda for foreign nations

Valemir

I mean if they are caught spreading terrorist propaganda and pretty much telling people to join a terrorist organization then yeah

GundamStyle69

They just started talking about how many dicks it would take to kill a person. I KNOW they've talked about this before. I just can't remember what episode.

Staingo Jenkins

At this point idk if Ethan can make it to the end of the year. Every time I look at him he looks worse and more consumed. Also why tf he snizes so much during the show? So weird, anyway H3 fell of hard and seeing them losing subscribers for almost a year straight makes sense.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Penis

Cum Master

Im considering eating my words

Cum Master

Listen man, I don’t come here for informed takes.

Cum Master

Memes aside, I would say I’m comfortable calling the Houthi and Hamas terrorists what they are and stripping them of their rights, yes. Spreading their propaganda without condemnation (in fact the exact opposite) is a huge problem.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Not surprised I guess

Cum Master

Dude he legit is spreading internatuonaly recoginized terroist propaganda. I'd understand what your saying if they were not legit designated as such.

greengroblin

Are you dumb and gay and retarded?

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Do you want to set the precedent that you can call people you disagree with a terrorist and use that as justification to take away their rights?

Valemir

Do you guys not think Hasan spreading blatant terrorist propaganda to an impressionable audience is reason enough to want him off the internet?

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

God bless man. This is wild to me. I hate to use an overplayed term, but this shit is 100% victim blaming. I can't blame Derrick though, the Twitch misinformation machine is always working full-steam to paint Hasan in a good light - just a shame it got to him.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

Intersectionality, race and class issues are important but we should focus more on class as it will ease the ability to help with racial issues

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

I saw Sween tweet recently that the nuke was all out of context Hasan clips and I was genuinely confused as to what changed to make them extend way too much charity to Hasan

Trevor Sheehan

It isn't at least not the soft a, hell even when non black people say it the same way as black people do it isn't a slur

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

Saying the n word isn't a slur is crazy

kweermo

Nigga is not even really a slur and retard is so no it's not a hot take

I Am Derrick And I Love Hereditary

Did you know SCP-1471 is just a rip off of someone's fursona?

kweermo

I heard Finnish De Franco and I just thought of him doing the Max Payne face

Damien Sawyers

ayyy an osrs player hell yeah no surprise that you're completely correct then

Eric the human

Like genuinely where are you guys getting your info on this. "It's all clipped out of context"? Do y'all exclusively consume Denims clips posted by squirrels on Twitter or something?

YesChef

Haven't listened to this one yet but just finished the last one and it was genuinely wild. I was a huge Hasan fan and stopped watching him way before Ethan's "crash out" because I personally saw him say half of that stuff from the nuke *live and in context*. Being generous, the context doesn't save 80% of it.

YesChef

Rare GundamStyle69 W

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GundamStyle69

Tbh I never thought there would be a world where Ethan was the obvious immoral POS lolcow over Hasan, but here we are. Crazy times we live in

Clark

They’re GAY and GAY and GAY and

Clark

Oh so it runs in the family

GundamStyle69

Cool... another episode of "Derrick confidently yaps about something he's only half researched."

Rat Pobertson

Napoleon Dynamite is Idaho’s movie you fucks (its all we have)

Noah Friscopp

Making him responsible for his uncle is not necessary. He himself runs defense for the genocide China commits against the uygurs.

The Animus making you able to watch your ancestors memories in 4k means Desmond probably owns a bunch of CP

Isn't his uncle a massive genocide denialist??????

GundamStyle69

It's not just weak it's proves that Ethan is a giant piece of s***. He is sending his he's moronic brain dead audience to attack people. He can do that himself without involving his brain dead fanbase

GundamStyle69

Same to you. But I can see that you’re firm in your conviction so I won’t argue with you. We can both still be advocates for progressive politics while we disagree. Edit: Also, that’s kinda surprising. Go back and look at any eps that mention Hasan. I’ve been defending him the whole time lol.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Holy fucking shit I usually don't take this podcast too seriously cause it's gay and dumb by design but that take on Ethan might have been the worst take on this show ever. Genuinely fucking retarded. Jesus christ.

Eric the human

Yeah same.

The Animus making you able to watch your ancestors memories in 4k means Desmond probably owns a bunch of CP

yeah you're probably right I just had higher hopes for the boys is all

Eric the human

Damn I usually agree with most of the shit you say. This one is surprising.

Eric the human

wow im lernding

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

Just a side note 40 mil inch is about 1000km and the earth's diameter is like 13000km

Glazing Saddles

Just learnt the earth is 8km wide

Glazing Saddles

I like Hasan.

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A movie where ryan gosling stars as kurapika is coming after the snark tank members for collecting celebrity eyes

Glazing Saddles

I feel like they do not actually keep up with what is going on and only see clips of most of it. Also you have to keep in mind that a lot of the people they are friends with and hang out with are directly tied to Hasan and probably speek very negatively of Ethan behind the scenes. If that is the case and they just trust their friends without looking much deeper into it, I think that would be understandable, although still not great.

The Animus making you able to watch your ancestors memories in 4k means Desmond probably owns a bunch of CP

I haven't listened to this one yet but I think that's what annoyed me the most last episode. They claimed Ethan was taking Hasan out of context and then gave no examples. But if you watch Ethan's video or pay attention to anything he says you'd see that Hasan and his followers are the ones taking him out of context constantly.

Eric the human

Hasan is the entire reason he doesn’t get benefit of the doubt though. When there’s video of you saying your entire opinion on a situation and then it’s criticised and your only response is “that’s out of context” when it absolutely wasn’t, people aren’t going to believe when people actually do take you out of context.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

How is it a dox when those people are commenting on their personal profiles and Ethan is just shitting on them. You can argue it’s weak for Ethan to broadcast them to millions, but it’s not a dox.

Lizurd

Hah GAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

GundamStyle69

We’re gonna be talking about the PENIS

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Penis

Mr. Hot Salsa