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#304: Put Your D**k In Your Pants?

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Oh there just talking about invisi-

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

2:24:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

Derrick. Gundam Wing is 49 episodes, not 27. Only the spin off OVA’s like 08th MS Team are short for Gundam.

Cyrus Fisher

31:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

14:00

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

2:30

Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay

Chris pretending to be the starter of dirtbag left is pretty funny.

I fuck boy butts and I cannot lie.

Breaking bad is a better show overall, BCS definitely has better peaks.

Cumming on Insurance CEOs

Phenix Force Mary Jane vs Infinity Gauntlet Aunt May Who's winning

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Lesbians still use butch as a term often

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

Chris... you got called into the office over those drawings because you were accidentally playing an old artists' game called Exquisite Corpse. I could see that being a red flag to some people.

Rat Pobertson

Hard disagree on the epilogue being unnecessary in RDR2. Without it Micah would have gotten away and I absolutely love the bond between John, Charles and Uncle. My only wish was that Arthur was there to help build the house, but of course that would diminish the climax of the story. I also don’t think Abigail is as unreasonable or unlikeable as everyone says. It’s obvious there’s so much love in their relationship and she was just a mother who wanted better for her partner and child, so I give her a lot of leeway for not standing by John while he continues to be a gunslinger and she’s a mother that wants a better life for Jack and wants to protect him from the danger that would bring and considering what happens in RDR1 her concerns were valid. All in all though, I agree with the general sentiment that modern games are way too long but imo RDR2 is one of those exceptions where the long form story aspect benefits the quality of the game

Dr. Man-love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock

The slow decent into Asian stereotypes lmao.

Staingo Jenkins

Genuinely, if you boys wanna see Sylvester Stallone singing horribly, go check out the movie Rhinestone. He plays a taxi driver that Dolly Parton tries turning into a Country Singer. Drinkenstein is an experience...

Rat Pobertson

Is Chris' suicide outfit just the James Sunderland?

Rat Pobertson

Gov Mills served as a criminal prosecutor, district attorney, and attorney general of the state of Maine, but I’m sure you’re right and have a much better working knowledge of the US legal system than someone who has spent the last 49 years practicing law.

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Where did you hear that lie?

RoachDoggJr

Who's gonna tell GundamStyle69 California exist

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Illinois, I win

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Relax chief

wacky racists

Who gives a shit? Also this ain't the question thread, buddy.

kweermo

Without red States all of the blue States would starve to death because red States grow the majority of the food

GundamStyle69

You do know that the governor of Maine has a very very high chance of getting arrested right? I mean the governor is blatantly breaking federal law so the only thing she's doing is making herself a Federal Criminal

GundamStyle69

Thoughts on Colin saying the n word on Constellation? I spit my coffee out lol. To be fair he just said ‘n*ggas in Paris’ during a a Kanye discussion.

Sween flossing with his own entire body

MARIO JUDAH IS BACK

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Dementia Man strikes again

Roadside Piss Bottle

But now he's full on gay

YaGuyALT

Willem DaWall

Smitchy The Kidd

Make a Goth band with some country flavor called “Bob Evan’s Essence”

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Chris's Elon Musk impression is fucking hilariously on point. Which means he can now do dialogue for Trump and Elon back and forth. I expect results lol

Dmnsrage

Franklin the turtle is absolutely black. 🐢

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

2:24:44 is goated

The King of Haphazard’s BITCH Slave

To that first guys question I'd definitely recommend XXXTENTACION. He has a good balance of screamo alt rap and just really chill personal songs.

Pussy Pounder with cheese

Dirtbag Left is from Chapo Trap House, my dudes. I would shit my drawers to see you guys interact with Felix Biederman. It’s so within the realm of possibility.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

The shutter/shudder conversation made me retarded, gave me cancer, and turned me gay

Muskrat Mike

I didn’t believe Derrick but holy shit yeah I turned off audio normalization and every song sounds close to how it was natively mixed

Clark

Oolong is TEA DUMBASS

Sween breathing Apneically into the mic

Ohh I see. RIP.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Insane to me that Chris says nobody would pay more than base price for a game giving them way more playtime when that is quite literally what the concept of DLC is.

MojaveScribe

He has absolutely told this story on the pod before lol. Had to have been near the beginning.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Having watched both Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul again over the last year, I gotta say that I can’t really put one over the other. Both masterpieces, but in slightly different ways.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Don’t forget Falling in Reverse, specifically the song Game Over.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Chris Elon impression is actually really good

Halo tbag

Throwing a church off the Empire State Building is insane and in my head I picture a whole ass gothic cathedral falling onto some poor soul

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

Love y'all but sorry Derrick I'm riding for my boi wormbo 🤙

Speedyguy47

derricks chinese joel miller was great

toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

He died unfortunately mr butthole

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

Screaming into the void because my audio stabilization was enabled on spotify and it does sound way better off, thanks Derrick!

Noah Friscopp

What happened to MF DOOM? Sweeny mentioned something occurred.

If sween was made of plastic he'd be an action niguire

Glad derrick acknowledged the hereditary thing at least a little bit lmfao

TonyTwoTries

i will say if you’re into metal and getting into rap also check out death grips, quite a bit of overlap with metalheads and rap fans with those guys

Ethan Waters

RIP in peace Michelle Trachtenberg. I remember watching Eurotrip and being all “hnnnnnnng”.

Louis Armstrong transforms into Louis Strongarm by shouting WOW, Shazam-style

Derrick's iteration of Aunt May is an omniversal threat

Roadside Piss Bottle

I feel like gex was already gay

kweermo

Put ya dick away Walter

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

IDK man play Antonblast its only 20minuts

Peppino Spaghetti Still Playing Illusion Of Gaia

Damn all these beautiful boys They only wanna squirt their guirt They’ll have their dick inside you, dick inside you Before the day is over

Shrimp Tits

Put my dick in your pants

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson


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