#302: Old Ladies Getting Scammed
Added 2025-02-23 09:56:45 +0000 UTCDon't give Keanu Reeves or Brad Pitt money.
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Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay
2025-02-28 18:09:36 +0000 UTC1:52:00
Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay
2025-02-28 16:43:16 +0000 UTC23:30
Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay
2025-02-28 15:13:37 +0000 UTC17:00
Count Orlock reminding you that you’re gay
2025-02-28 15:07:08 +0000 UTCI love how confidently wrong Derrick is all the time. Asura is a Buddhist term that developed in indian. Japan inherited a lot Buddhism from india, including that term, but the word is Indian.
Turniue
2025-02-28 01:42:33 +0000 UTCchris you can view your tiktok watch history in settings
Sailor Null Moon
2025-02-27 21:38:20 +0000 UTC“You have nipples, sir.” Fucking killed me
Mikey Neapolitan
2025-02-27 17:54:53 +0000 UTCI've been listening since day one. The marvel rivals convo pmo so bad I subscribed to the patreon to tell them 6 people got laid off at the Seattle branch got laid off. They were the research branch. Net ease has 29,128.
jim
2025-02-27 08:15:46 +0000 UTCI'm I tripping but what the fuck does the title have to do with the podcast
Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp
2025-02-26 10:05:47 +0000 UTCE L U S I VE J O E
Zach
2025-02-26 01:02:37 +0000 UTCHearing derrick worked on planes is funny. My job rn is to look at mistakes that mechanics make when building boeing planes and determine if they are acceptable or need repairs. There are some retarded mechanics and engineers. I think it's actually the first job people at homeless shelters get pushed into. Makes sense that I'm listening. Fun Fact: there has never been a single commercial plane in history that was built without some sort of manufacturing error. These things are made of millions of parts, its just not possible for something to not get fucked up along the way.
I am sofa king gay
2025-02-25 23:51:08 +0000 UTCI honestly can't stand Bl2. That said, I also don't care about Destiny
wacky racists
2025-02-25 21:25:20 +0000 UTCbro is living like a king
wacky racists
2025-02-25 20:41:29 +0000 UTCBut the word Asura in Hinduism literally refers to demigods depicted with multiple arms, it's super on the nose. Plus Buddhism originated in ancient India and is super popular all over east Asia, so it's not like Asura is a uniquely Japanese word or concept.
Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)
2025-02-25 17:55:09 +0000 UTCYes, but Derrick’s point about Asura’s name being Japanese as fuck ain’t wrong either, Buddhism is very popular in Japan after all
(tune of Ultimate Showdown) Old GAY-zilla was COCKin' around To-QUEER-o City like a big CUMground
2025-02-25 17:20:51 +0000 UTCThe way I see it, in this day and age, OG Dragonball is more accessible than it’s ever been. Because of that, there’s no reason to start with Z first and put yourself in a position where you aren’t as attached to these characters as you would’ve been if you had seen their journey in OG prior to watching Z
(tune of Ultimate Showdown) Old GAY-zilla was COCKin' around To-QUEER-o City like a big CUMground
2025-02-25 15:40:10 +0000 UTCFor me a positive moment from the pandemic was the ps5 Xbox shortage. I ended up getting a PC instead because I’d just started working in healthcare and doing so got my virginity taken by a goth girl I met on vrchat lmao
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2025-02-25 14:06:05 +0000 UTCOop found it. Its at ElonYe Wusk at 1:57:37
Cum Master
2025-02-25 07:30:45 +0000 UTCWhich episode has the demon voice come up when sween is talking?
Cum Master
2025-02-25 07:18:06 +0000 UTCThe fact that people defend that is insane. I haven’t played Destiny since 1 but my friend used to play it a lot and he would tell me how much shit got cut and all the problems with it and half the problems are things that were the reason I stopped playing 1, I don’t know why people support Bungie still.
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2025-02-25 03:44:51 +0000 UTCChris, telling a black man that Piccolo doesn't matter in DBZ is crazy Might as well commit a hate crime
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-02-24 22:25:08 +0000 UTCIt's not a scam, if you believe it
Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos
2025-02-24 21:23:33 +0000 UTC3:20:00 “I couldn’t get passed the car at the beginning” sounds like me playing Resident Evil 5
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2025-02-24 20:34:54 +0000 UTCChris is thinking about the bath boys sketch comedy at the end of the podd
retarder
2025-02-24 17:17:36 +0000 UTCIt’s hilarious hearing the guys talk about repeating shit because in this episode they repeat the muffin vs. cupcake debate
Aaron Fontanella
2025-02-24 14:33:02 +0000 UTCPlus you can't play %95 of destiny 2 because they took it out of the game
GundamStyle69
2025-02-24 14:32:00 +0000 UTCSweeny take on Bl2 is absurd. Bl2 is a way better looter shooter than Destiny.
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2025-02-24 14:12:04 +0000 UTCDerek telling Chris to not be autistic and argue over a single point is the most unintentionally hilarious thing ever said on this podcast
out_of_focus_bigfoot
2025-02-24 12:29:08 +0000 UTCI would love if GTA6 absolutely bombs, just to prove everyone wrong.
Child Aloy
2025-02-24 11:45:28 +0000 UTCChris the skit you're thinking of at 3 hours 29 minutes is by Matt lopes on tiktok
getting pantsed while soft
2025-02-24 05:54:34 +0000 UTCIt was only 6 people that got fired from netease, the people fired weren't even on active development of rivals they acted more like an R&D team, it wasn't the entire US team. It was the US director and his personal team.
Loudmouthnobody
2025-02-24 04:07:39 +0000 UTCovo je bila odlična epizoda
retarder
2025-02-24 03:37:54 +0000 UTCI just realized if being gay really was a choice then being straight would also technically be a choice… which is pretty gay if you think about it.
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2025-02-24 03:19:57 +0000 UTCI love Chris And Derrick but when Dragon Ball comes up In the podcast I just want to brake there spines because they don’t know what there talking about but it’s a comedy show so what do I know.
Oh My God!! ~ Wario
2025-02-24 03:13:23 +0000 UTCOh yeah, I thought OG Dragon Ball was fun for sure.
Child Aloy
2025-02-24 01:19:42 +0000 UTCKai is, indisputably, the best version of Z's story. The original Dragon Ball story, beginning with Goku's childhood, is also pretty awesome and the fights are actually well choreographed and exciting.
Roadside Piss Bottle
2025-02-24 00:55:35 +0000 UTCIt's hilarious that my question had triggered Derrick into a trauma flashback. I'm so sorry, I was trying to bring some positivity for you three
Debirez, the only Devin with the B
2025-02-24 00:21:59 +0000 UTCMortal Kombat X truthers rise up
Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson
2025-02-23 23:48:37 +0000 UTCYeah, I made it 33 eps in on Z before I got bored. Vegeta asspulling an artificial moon broke me on the stupid shit meter.
Child Aloy
2025-02-23 23:35:20 +0000 UTCThe SpongeBob musical has original songs and already existing songs. David Bowie’s ghost didn’t come back just to contribute to the SpongeBob musical you fucking cantaloupe.
Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson
2025-02-23 22:26:54 +0000 UTC1:14:02 of course you cant imagine that chris, youre the one making em!!
Swavant
2025-02-23 22:03:58 +0000 UTCThis is the episode that has convinced me Derrick is actually gay.
Noah Friscopp
2025-02-23 17:53:23 +0000 UTCChris, you son of a bitch. My obsessive ass has been singing Steven Flowe to myself for two days now and my throat is hurting.
Child Aloy
2025-02-23 17:44:57 +0000 UTCPeppy the Hair did 9/11
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2025-02-23 17:17:14 +0000 UTCChris and Derrick out here having the worst, most 90s-nostalgia poisoned takes on Dragon Ball
Roadside Piss Bottle
2025-02-23 16:56:44 +0000 UTCAin't It Cum Spiiiiiiiiiiilling In The Rear End Pairofwhores(They're Men) Paramore Ain't It Fun
Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween
2025-02-23 16:10:48 +0000 UTCYeah, that’s wild. I still have only played 1 and 2, but 2 is a huge step up from 1.
Child Aloy
2025-02-23 14:56:49 +0000 UTCI love how the other two immediately shit on Sweeney for saying Asura's Wrath is Indian, when the game is absolutely based on Hindu and Buddhist mythologies.
Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)
2025-02-23 14:51:42 +0000 UTCI will not stand by idly while any of yall niggas put smut on the name of Borderlands 2
Studiobison
2025-02-23 14:38:55 +0000 UTCKid Rock or Pebble?
Sween flossing with his own entire body
2025-02-23 14:20:50 +0000 UTCAlso try not to drink piss
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-02-23 14:00:10 +0000 UTCIdea for an Extra Ammo: Kingston Tries Not to Use His Phone Challenge
Roadside Piss Bottle
2025-02-23 13:19:53 +0000 UTCHaving IBS like symptoms listening to this shit rn
Trullbus The Fear Eater
2025-02-23 13:10:32 +0000 UTCI'm gay
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-02-23 12:30:35 +0000 UTCNeil deWood Tyson
Child Aloy
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