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Sup uncle Ruckus, I'm a fellow black and I am thinking about getting twists or box braids. The only thing is, I do MMA and I do not know how the constant contact and sweat will affect my new hairstyle. Do you have any tips & tricks for maintaining healthy locks, twist and or braids. Thanks oh powerful darky

Bitch Tits Nick & The Dog Diddler Quartet

The crazy success of Marvel Rivals has reminded me that comic books are way cooler than the movies. I'd like to get back into comic books + collecting, but there's dozens of different versions of each character. What would be the best way to start collecting/ where did you start?

Spood

Gay

henry noop

Nerd ass question: Thoughts on the 2024 changes for DND 5e? Heard good and bad about it but stuff I glossed over like the class changes and an actual crafting system looked pretty good but I haven't looked into it much past that.

theknut

Yeah they're fine and I always read the new ones immediately and am super hyped for them, but you have to admit the drop from issue 32 to 33 is pretty noticable. And if you're not super invested in these characters it makes no sense to read through several issues of filler to not really gain anything.

kweermo

Not a question, just wanted to say you have a very lovely smile and I'm glad you are part of such a ridiculously hilarious show. Thank you for the laughs!

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

Anyone taking bets on whether this episode actually gets done, or whether sween fucks up the recording?

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

ive read them all, why only the first 32? the rest are pretty good too

Man Of Action

It ain’t that deep hoss. Simple mistake on a comment joking about a guys knowledge of a mattress actress. Stay hydrated

Green been supreem

If Chris as a joke called you and Derrick the hard R n-word on the show how would you react

Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween

How are you doing, man? Just checking in

Walmart Brand

Sween, if you could buy frozen clones of celebrities to decorate your house with(they're in cryo tubes), who would you get and where?

RoachDoggJr

Talk about Daredevil TV Show and why its the best thing in the mcu

tytychicken

Not sure if this is too serious a question, but Sween, what was your dream as a child? I have a good job now and want to start a family, and my job is going to make that doable. However I do feel like I’m giving up on my childhood dream of being a pilot. And yes, if i ever do become a pilot, i will be listening to the Snark Tank in the air.

GreyGhost wants to suck Haley Smith’s toes

Hey cock lover. Was wondering if you have seen My adventures with superman and if so, what do you think of it?

Dalteeno

I’m moving out to California in a couple of months. Already have my lodging taken care of and I’m seeing if you’ve got any tips on making the move any easier, I’ve never lived anywhere outside the southern Midwest so I’m expecting culture shock.

Authentic Shaggy

Been talking to a girl at work. She works the front desk but I find us having conversations for almost hours. Don't know if she's just passing the time and being friendly or if there's any genuine interest, there. What do you think? Risk it all and ask her out or leave it be and avoid an HR disaster?

John Martian

Father, why have you forsaken me?

Sweens future kid screaming the hard (rolled) R while gargling piss

Walking in on his woman listening to Joe rogan

GundamStyle69

damn sorry bro, i hate that for yall. That would be enough to send me over the edge I believe. I'd wind up in jail i think

I CUM, therefore I am!!!

You're lucky that you are not a black man with an Asian wife in a black community because she can come home with a black eye since for some reason black people like beating the crap out of Asians

GundamStyle69

What do you think of having a true Sweeney Cam? You could use an app that records both your face and screen so we can get live reactions when you periodically scroll through your legendarily broken Instagram feed. Just a thought. Maybe better for an extra ammo, but I think it could be a solid gag on the show.

Scream Adjacent Feller

Fuck, marry, kill; Pokémon cards, Magic the Gathering cards, Yugioh cards

Just Kidding Simmons

Yo Sween! Last time you did one of these I asked you to tell us about your current DnD campaign. Since it's been awhile could you tell us a little about your current campaign or your most recent one and how it's going/went?

Doombringer

Sup Sween What is the most ridiculous character you've made in Baldur's Gate 3?

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

Yo Kingston Would you be willing to DM a D&D campaign for the show, and do you think you'd be able to tie your cohosts down long enough to force their participation? I legit think Chris would have more fun playing a ttrpg than he's willing to admit.

Rat Pobertson

Yo Kingston, Genuine question here. I live in the deep South and am surrounded by racist people, like real racists. What do you think can genuinely be done to help combat the rise of racism in the white community and also in the black community itself. Like I'm a white dude married to a Hispanic woman and my kids look very white so they can "blend in" but man I'm just worried for the future not only for brown people but for the black community as well.

I CUM, therefore I am!!!

Hey sween, how's it feel to have to sit there while Derrick makes objectively wrong statements about media analysis like the whole man of steel super man is Jesus allegory, a thing even Snyder himself said was what he was aiming to do. Or the "Invincible is satire" thing. Do you get as frustrated as the rest of us sitting here, having to listen to him be condescendingly wrong.

Capricious Rizzard

Salutations Jingston Kameson. Very simple hypothetical. If you could kill a clone of yourself by any means you want (choking, eating, stabbing, etc) and get paid $100 (nontaxable) for each clone you annihilate, how many clones would you kill? You can spawn in as many clones as you want whenever you want and they cannot harm you (for the sake of argument they are quadriplegic) but they share all of your thoughts, memories, ticks, and mannerisms. I would kill 10 a day.

The environmental storytelling of a dead squirrel with a condom in it

With how many times influencers have said the soft a n-word, as well as how often it is stereotyped to be said by certain communities, do you think it will genuinely become a commonly-used phrase by the time our generation is elderly? Maybe I just think it would be funny for a bunch of 70-80 year old millennials and gen-z people to be calling each other the soft a

Braeden Burge

Steven flowwweeee

Lizurd

What do you think about the new 2024 D&D ruleset? I was at first really skeptical, but now I've come around and really like most of the changes they've made, especially as a moon druid enjoyer

Doc Brown in 1955 is supposed to be 35 years old. (the story starts in 1985, 1955 is the past)

Does Lily really drink piss?

Asaregay

Hey Sweet, what's a comic book character you wish the authors/creators did more with?

Irish Wristwatch

Dear uncle Ruckus, I hear you’re a man of taste who enjoys theme parks, what’s your favorite park/ favorite memory in the park.

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Oi Sweenymon, I am also a gay ass digimon nerd. Ehat is your Opinion on the show(s) ? i love the first two Adventure shows and Tamers as a kid

I'm not depressed, i'm just sad-maxxing

Sween, I recently went back to the Bronx to visit family and got to see it for the first time since I was a kid , why does it suck so bad and has it always sucked?

Filthy Animal

Why Sween; why…?

Ultimate Sexbot! P.S it spins!

HaloSween! I have some questions, but I just wanted to say that your laugh has been the highlight every time I listen to this. I try to watch the Lee Harvey Lion bit almost regularly! good bless to you and your grandma

sohum fotedar

how do you like comics but hate manga?

dort snort

Greetings Objectively Correct Member of the Snark Tank podcast, I've been reading nearly all of Marvel's new Ultimate titles on an issue-by-issue basis (excluding Black Panther and Wolverine) and am surprised by how consistently excellent the titles are across the board. I was wondering which new Ultimate title was your favourite and what your thoughts on the new universe more broadly are?

Roadside Piss Bottle

What an astute observation

Green been supreem

That's not a question dumbass This bozo edited his comment after I called him out. He said "I asked this in a previous thread" but he's a little bitch so he changed it

kweermo

Do you ever think, “Damn, I get the whole edgy question thing, but it’d be nice if someone asked an actual good question”?

Child Aloy

I mentioned this in a previous thread but this is for you: A couple episodes back, you mentioned queen rogue. I just want to say that I know what you are, nigga

Green been supreem

Yo Kingman Sween! As a person who was sold on the bullshit of Kingdom hearts. How you feeling about kingdom hearts 4? You feel like getting burned again by Tetsuya Nomura because he doesn't know how to write after nearly 20 years of winging it?

Dumb fuck in an Arby's parking lot.

Ok I've always wanted to sounds fun

Sweeney's incredibly average sized penis

die

Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween

Hey homie, not a question. I’m just begging you to never stop saying shit in complete confidence that’s completely made up. Literally the best part of this show as a fan of comic books and fantasy novels is you coming in with shit that’s never even been thought of before and selling it as a fact. Keep it up, makes my week everytime

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How's it going The Best Member of the Snark Tank? What's your greatest fear in life?

BioCock Jizzfinite

Hey King, first off, you’re a cool and funny dude, best part of the podcast by far. Keep it up. Secondly, since it’s also one of my favourite albums of all time, what’s your top song from To Pimp A Butterfly? Mine’s King Kunta, can’t beat that beat. xoxo

Anthony Beneviento

Why did you choose a non-black woman if you are so afraid your children won't look overtly of african descent?

Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween

KINGSTON - Super serious one Have you been keeping up with Invincible? How do you feel about Oliver as a character?

CumTownie

Hey sweeny? Why did you pick the name 'Tom Sweeny" and do you ever get tired of the "Tom Sweeny" persona and want to be "Kingston" online instead

Man Of Action

Hey Sween, what’s the best piece of advice that someone gave to YOU and who was it? Generic I know but there’s got to be some wisdom in that threehead of yours. Also stick to the gym dude! You were showing mad progress there

Clark

Drink a gallon of piss a day

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

What's a franchise you loved so much it hurt to see the writing turn it into dogshit? I'm 26 and grew up playing gears of war but holy fuck did gears 5 ruin it for me. Instead of just developing kait and del as characters they turned J.D. Fenix into a fucking war criminal only to sideline him and then bring him back later like nothing happened.

Commander-in-Queef

Besides your family, what do you miss most about the city? And if you hate nyc now, just watch your back

GEARSxWARRIOR

Yo what's up sween, how do I get happy?

Onepieceshag

Why are you Fat? Like dayum

Mr.Bubbles

What’s up Monarchton. Do you think you’ll ever do any kind of content or online stuff besides the podcast from now on? I know you stopped enjoying streaming which is a shame. That was some of my favorite content from any of the snarkos, like the dead dog getting kicked across the room in Last of Us 2.

BenTemplet

Sup sween, youre at a bar. You a meet a girl, short blonde, (at this time your single) what do you say?

HOW DO YOU OWN MY ASS HOW DO OWN MY ASSHOLE

Favorite Kotor character?

SquawksPal

Sween what are some foods you miss eating since getting on your diet (also love seeing the progress you're doing great keep it up)

Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween

Hey Sween Machine. Not really a question but some encouragement to continue your journey on being healthier! We're proud of you!

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

What’s up Mikey moist mouth. What were your original reasons for moving to California?

gay rise against be like state of the gay man's anus reads cumfilled asshole still adrip

Lmao ok sure whatever chrischan reel goated with the sauce

Freddie your bigges fan

You're god damn right that shit is so goated

kweermo

Sonic fan ewwww

Freddie your bigges fan

Frebby got fingor

kweermo

It's adjacent to Discord-Patreon, just obviously something that you don't have to worry about accidentally becoming a groomer on! ♪ヽ(´▽`)/

Marcus (Marcus)

the first 32 issues of the sonic comics by idw

kweermo

Yellow Sweener! Since now I know you're the man who's in the trenches of Patreon, I wanted to howl at you about hooking up the Patreon-Spotify integration stuff! Would reeeally help me sleep at night as it'd drown out my equally homeless cat asking for food! 🩶

Marcus (Marcus)

Colon?

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Facts

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

It's a Pirates of the Caribbean thing

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

WWYD: You're a UNSC soldier who just won a battle in the Ark in Halo 3, after the ceremony the Arbiter walks up to you and thanks you for your bravery. He pulls out a large purple Sangheili blunt and lights it his energy sword and takes a few puffs and passes it to you. Would you smoke it?

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Hello Sweenard the Evil. As a big comic book guy I was curious if you had any recommendations outside of marvel and dc that were worth a read.

What happens to the shirts when shirt man dies

Hello you godless creature of hate and destruction as well as the best member of the show my question is simple why are you called tom sweeney lots of love your biggest fan fred <3

Freddie your bigges fan

What is your favorite magic set so far? Also would you ever play digimon or other card games with viewers?

Smog Engine

How do you feel about the new dnd edition? And do you dabble in other ttrpg’s? If so which ones

Walmart Brand

Did you have an interest in becoming an online personality (for lack of a better term) before Chris started throwing you into videos?

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

sweeny please tell me u know of the manga baki & if not please look up what the main antagonist just did to elon musk & trump

shawk

I understand that you're what could be perceived as a somewhat bitter One Piece fan who's only keeping up with it because you want to see it through the end. But my question is, what are some things you genuinely like about One Piece? Like personally I love Jinbe and his entire arc and story, he's my favorite Straw Hat.

Goopy

What's your personal dream wish for a BG3 DLC, (that will tragically never come to be)? Also, I would let Karlach do... Literally anything to me.

Scream Adjacent Feller

How many lightyears are between you and your microphone?

Joe Krogan

Sorry I wiped up my cum with your face

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

With Pokemon Day coming in a few days are you looking forward to any titles? Absolutely loved legends arceus and looking super forward to a release date for legends z-a. Also fav pokemon?

Bounty, The Dog Hunter

you mentioned how as a child you believed that roads were natural, did you have any other views like this as a child?

Derrick is innocent #freehim

Hey Sween, what are your thoughts on lemon meringue pie? I don't want lemon meringue. Lemon meringue SUCKS!

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

Hey sween a good while ablgo you brought up printing and I am wondering if you could recommend 3d printing and is there any advice you could give people who are new to it

Chris

Hey sween you wonderful cherub of goodness and heart, I'd like to give you a chance to talk about your passions! What's the most pipeable digevolved Woman? Asking for me later

MaxSilhouette

you mentioned in an old episode that you begged your grandma to buy you bapesta sneakers after soulja boy's music videos came out, and then immediately grew out of them. What are some other crazily stupid impulsive purchases you've made but as an adult? (ps give me ur bapestas please)

i can't believe they made hershey's woke by using pronouns in its name...

Hey Kingston, since you have traveled, how would you rate the foods of the places you've been to?

Wolverine voice-Hulk gaped my asshole and my healing factor isn't fixing it, Charles help me

What would be your plans for if the podcast died out?

DevinIsPregnant

What's your favorite Dune moment? I'm personally a big fan of the ending of God Emperor of Dune where Letos death is reminiscent of a Chinese workers live leak video death

retarder

Hi Sween! Big ASOIAF guy here, so I was curious what your wildest predictions for Winds of Winter were? Is Jon gonna bang that femboy at the wall? Is Bran gonna time travel and become the Great Other? Is Areo Hotah gonna keep having the lamest chapters in the fucking world like goddamn Also if you're looking for other similar fantasy, Tad Williams' Memory, Sorrow and Thorn is fantastic and already finished

legolas, what do those slutty eyes see

Hello Tall Warrior, can loudly say "Execution" without any audio intersecting with it. Thankx

SnarkTankRPG on Twitter want photos of you all plz

Lrrr vibes

Child Aloy

What's up punching bag of the snarkverse, does the constent ripping on you ever actually bother or does the fact that people pay to insult you nullify that.

Hey Darrick can you whisper into the mic hot pocket flesh light, thank you

Hello Thomas Weiner. What are your survival plans for the inevitable economic collapse cause by Musk just erasing the US foreign debt? Personally I'm gonna sustain myself purely on potatoes

Skynet

Sup mutant apologist(don't worry so am I) if you had control over the writing for Spider-Man comics. What would you do with him?

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap

Hey fucker! If you could have any super power, what would it be? Also what would your hero/villain name be?

Shot Yung Sheldon says Derick is my #1 Fan!

Have you ever thought about shoving something up your ass? Weather it be a cucumber or pencil, has the thought ever crossed your mind?

Sex GIFs

Greetings, Sween and Sour. With Gwen Stacy being (unfortunately) resurrected and her announcement of being in the next Season of friendly neighbourhood Spider-man, do you think marvel is trying way too hard to push her onto the same tier as the spider-men due to the success of spiderverse? I personally love the character, but it feels like too much? What's your thoughts, Sweenie pie?

CDI-Zelda

Hello Sweenus Prime, What is your favorite and least favorite Stand from JoJo?

Headless Body of RFK

Please bring lily for this one

Pig butthole

Best and worst superhero rogues galley. How'd you improve it?

the void

Hello Señor Sween, if there was one moment in gaming you hold near and dear to your heart, what would it be? Mine would have to be looking out over the bridge of the first Xenoblade game and seeing the big robot mechs to size

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace of Parades

Heya sween, simple question this time around. What are your thoughts on Dragon Ball Daima so far now that it's so close to finished?

Chieftain Cigarello

Do you play JRPGs? If so, what are some that you recommend. I'm trying to get out of my comfort zone and try a genre I've never really been into.

Sperm butt fuckers

Hey Sweeny, how does it feeling knowing your takes will never be as bad as Collin Moriartys take on voting for Trump?

Chris' tight liberal fuck hole

Do you fuck with Danny Brown

GeGeNoodles1

Sir did it jiggle when you fell from heaven

Cryoflames

why do you not simply eat the smaller friends?

Yan Uli

Sween, what is your favorite Pokemon region? My guess is Kanto because you're one of them old fuckers.

wacky racists

Please rank dragon ball sagas including the manga. How crazy am I for having the Granola saga in my top 5??

Absolute Horse Piss in a Chilled Glass

What's the funniest use of a slur you've ever heard in the wild

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

Will you and Lily produce offspring? The Sween Empire needs an heir.

Mikesapien

Hey Sweenston King What do you think it is about hyper gay stuff that's so funny? I'm trying to philosophise on it myself

Sweeny you looked up the wrong Yes King meme it's called -this is why squidward can't sleep-

Hay sweet as an Pokémon fan I want you to try to sell me on Digimon as best as you can because I don’t even know what’s it about really. Not a hater if you don’t know what you’re hating about if you know what I mean. Love you and the rest of the gang.

Oh My God!! ~ Wario

Big man little man Sween, Canadian here, hate to get political here, but how much do you think a 9 inch dildo made out of solid gold would be worth?

Connor The Desolate Canadian

Hello Burnt Pillsbury Dough Boy, what’s the most depraved thing you’ve done because of a financial pinch you’ve found yourself in?

Shooting Up Ivermectin in the Handicapped Stall

Hello there Sir Sweenest, I don't believe I've heard you guys talk about the new Spider-Man show. Have you seen it? It just ended I'm thinking about watching it but, I haven't heard good things

Joshua Jones

If someone had a gun to Lily's head and the only way to save her was to fuck Chris or Derrick to completion, which do you fuck or do you let Lily die?

SweenyFlossingWithScatman'sColonIsACaribbeanThing

Hey, Sween, big fan of your homophobia. What was/is your weight loss routine? I've been struggling with keeping my weight down in the past few years, so I'm wondering if you had any tips. You're always very entertaining, much love from the midwest.

Gyro Owns The World

¿Eres real?

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

I’m making a video on marvel rivals on how the cast would act on fentanyl. I’m stuck on magneto, Magic, psylocke, scarlet witch, Adam warlock, mantis and the thing. Any idea how it’d make these guys act? A lot of people would be “fent out” because they are human with abilities and not freaks

FrankenTubbie

What’s good Sween? Main thing I want to ask about is power escalation in comics/anime. Obviously the hero needs to improve themselves to match the challenges they face, but at what point should the story finally cap the power level. As fun as mountain and planet busters are, they dilute the tension in many stories

Slipknot, Before I Forget go to Patreon.com slash TheSnarkTank

long time listener long time fan, been meaning to asking this one very important question that i hope youre able to answer. Why are you gay?

Rob Schneider

Have you read the walking dead comics, and if so what do you think of them? I personally think they're way better than the show and it's not even comparable

YaGuyALT

Hello sexy little guy. Have you ever thought about hopping on one of the last stand media shows? Summon sign or maybe constellation? I would love to hear more of your gaming takes.

Caca flakes

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GAY

Slip Dippium

Jamaican me crazy. Anyways would you rather have RFK as a step grandfather or Joe Rogan as your real bio dad. Also do you play Magic the Gathering, because avatar the last Airbender Collab was announced.

oops another plane

Can i try, with 5 attempts, to coinslot a half dollar coin into your tooth gap from a 10 foot distance?

Madea Oblongata

Yo Sween as a Republican who voted for Trump and is loving the job he's doing so far no joke, but also I've been following this podcast from the beginning and think it's both hilarious and has good insight sometimes I'm wondering is there anyone you follow that you love but heavily disagree with their opinions?

Sweeney's incredibly average sized penis

Hello Sween , first time Sween question asker. Just wanted to ask once you ascended to heaven and take your righteous throne . What would be a law you would in place on humanity, that if they break it. The end of humanity or the apocalypse happens. And So have a good day.

Caboost7

Why are you like this

getting pantsed while soft

Howdy Sween is your Peen covered In Gangreen?

I use X solely for porn and I couldn't be happier

Sweeny why do you give up on the bit so quickly? Kingston how is your journey on becoming a nurse panning out?

Unpaid Intern

How's your weight loss journey going sir. Also any idea how there gonna explain SS4 in the context on dragon ball super? PS I'm on the same energy with the whole killing oneself thing lol I also checked out at 16

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

Hello scary black man who lives in my phone, I asked this to Chris, but would you rather lose one inch from your penis or one testicle.

Scooped James

Was your tooth gap a birth defect or did you get tooth fucked too much?

Jar Jar Binks should hang himself on a ceiling fan

How can A person cope and grieve over someone who is not exactly dead but completely mentally gone?

Cumming in the name of

Hey Mr. Sween, I've recently visited NYC and tried a chop cheese for the first time and despite being so simple, it was delicious. My question is -what is your fave food or restaurant from NYC. Have a good day my ebony liege.

Hey its Philip

What kind of advice would you have for someone trying to coast on life and stumble their way into opportunity like yourself? I really think I’m capable of making really good games movies etc but I don’t want to do all the dick sucking Thanks G ur my #1 role model

my name is jake and you guys really hurt my feelings

Hi sween! Been meaning to ask you this for a while but what’s your current opinion on the current state of the comic book industry. Ragebait like Paul in Spider-Man and the diamonds in the rough like The New Ultimate 6160 Universe! Thanks!

Sween’s Lifesize Chocolate Lily

Why does everyone in AToT fucking complain? Just shut the fuck up and stab cunts am I right?

I eat da poo poo and lick it like ice cream

Sup pussy. How is the diet and weight lose going. What kinda things you doin to stay healthier?

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

Dear Sweezus Christ, with the podcast really taking off do you still plan on pursuing a nursing career as a full time job or are you seeing how far this goes?

BigUglyJordan

Why do you never commit to a bit

Homeless Transfem who cums

Where do you crank it the most?

Ant Castillo

Hey Sween! Are you still in school for nursing? If so how’s it going?

Odenzen


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