#301: Would You OFF Baby Hitler?
Added 2025-02-20 08:58:17 +0000 UTCcould you DESTROY a baby???
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They forgot about slippin' Jimmy
The Big CheeZe
2025-02-25 03:10:00 +0000 UTCHere’s my case for taking the never piss option: - firstly, I find the act of taking a good shit to be one of the most relaxing things known to the human experience. The feel of a good ol log sliding past your prostate and splashing into the water of the toilet ist heavenly. - secondly I’m rarely in a situation where I really need to take a shit but can’t. Shitting happens on a pretty regular basis daytime wise. But think of all the times your at an event, like a sports game, concert, movie, etc. where you are burdened by your bladder. It’s the worst when there’s alcohol involved because you need to piss disproportionately often
The Bren Word
2025-02-24 22:42:35 +0000 UTCI agree with Sween, your a coward if you kill baby hitler but leave it to indirect kill. Pussy just do it if your gonna do it
Jorge Stringeer
2025-02-23 20:06:16 +0000 UTCThat Superman scene was absolutely a Jesus imagery
Jorge Stringeer
2025-02-22 22:04:07 +0000 UTCEASILY I would choose to never piss again. I shit really fast and healthy anyway.
Sailor Null Moon
2025-02-22 01:35:55 +0000 UTCThe Costco guys were on Jimmy Fallon a month or so ago
Jocelyn McLey
2025-02-22 00:45:52 +0000 UTCthis just makes your cousin sound like a badass
mongrel intruder
2025-02-22 00:37:47 +0000 UTCI'd like to see Chris take his vehicle on a shitty dirt road in Utah or something, and SPEED UP into the potholes.
Staingo Jenkins
2025-02-21 17:14:50 +0000 UTCChris hasn’t heard of “Slippin’ Jimmy”. The better call Saul spin off cartoon.
FrankPoop
2025-02-21 16:53:13 +0000 UTC1:58:20 I love how this question, like the one at the live show talking about how sweens lack of empathy was going to make him a great nurse, is going unanswered 😂
Swavant
2025-02-21 13:40:44 +0000 UTCBuds training in the navy isn't even that hard, my cousin (real story) complete it with a broken ankle and the jar heads didn't even realize he was injured
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-02-21 12:51:52 +0000 UTCNo I’m a masochist so you know I’ll be there dick in hand
Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson
2025-02-21 11:51:39 +0000 UTCImagine no more
RoachDoggJr
2025-02-21 09:41:18 +0000 UTCSee that makes sense, you pee way more than you shit. I'd still pick shit but I totally get you
RoachDoggJr
2025-02-21 09:09:10 +0000 UTCSo we can assume you will not be tuning in to the Snark Tank Extra Ammo: Dereck shits on hereditary for 2 hours
RoachDoggJr
2025-02-21 09:08:10 +0000 UTCIncredibly obnoxious, he'll yell over the other guys and insult them for being wrong, yet he's constantly confidently wrong
SpaghettiAlready
2025-02-21 07:15:16 +0000 UTCBro this was what I was thinking why is Derrick so wrong about movies lol
We’re not mad at Derrick we’re just disappointed
2025-02-21 05:37:21 +0000 UTCLol someone tell Chris about Slippin Jimmy. It was an actual show for a bit.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-02-21 05:01:41 +0000 UTCI wish Derrick would just shut up about Hereditary. It's okay, you're retarded, and gay, and stupid, and dumb, and ugly, and gay, and retarded. It's fine.
Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson
2025-02-21 04:51:19 +0000 UTCI agree. That's kind of why the Jesus allegory falls flat in Man of Steel: it largely ignores, if not "whitewashes," the Jewish roots of Superman's creators and their mythic inspiration. But that's a far more nuanced argument than, "The Jesus stuff isn't even actually there anyways."
Roadside Piss Bottle
2025-02-21 02:40:22 +0000 UTCLeft a comment about this on a different thread, but the scene he was talking about is also literally preceded by a scene of Clark speaking to a priest.
Roadside Piss Bottle
2025-02-21 02:37:39 +0000 UTCI was thinking this as I was listening to that part. It was also directly preceded by a scene where Superman was deliberating over his next course of action in a fucking church, confiding to a priest, with a stain glass depiction of Jesus in the foreground of a shot of Clark expressing his doubts.
Roadside Piss Bottle
2025-02-21 02:35:35 +0000 UTCMan fuck you guys opossums are epic
Chieftain Cigarello
2025-02-21 02:30:07 +0000 UTCSweeney confusing Solitude and Markarth again like a dummy. Fake Skyrim fan.
Child Aloy
2025-02-21 01:22:30 +0000 UTCI absolutely hated Oppenheimer. The pacing was absolutely fucked and I felt like it was almost over for half the whole runtime. Just awful. Especially disappointing because I was interested in the story. Oh, and the insistence on practical effects for the nuke was retarded and underwhelming.
Child Aloy
2025-02-21 01:20:49 +0000 UTCOh boy Derrick being wrong about media? My favorite 🤣
The Albino That Lives In Your Walls
2025-02-21 01:10:53 +0000 UTCViscous molestation is wild.
Child Aloy
2025-02-21 00:53:55 +0000 UTCThe game is called Red Dead Revolver because the main character Red was supposedly killed at the beginning of the game, and spends the game searching for the matching Revolver to his father's. It's a plot synopsis in 3 words. It's an excellent game, and it has multiple fun characters to play.
SnarkTankRPG on Twitter want photos of you all plz
2025-02-21 00:40:15 +0000 UTCYo I can't Derick was viscously molest by the quarterback when he was 11
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-02-21 00:23:34 +0000 UTCIt's funny you guys mention skyrim. I just started playing it myself for the first time in like 8 years and have a mod that reworks all the skill trees and it's been fun af
Total Megger Death
2025-02-21 00:12:08 +0000 UTCAll I could think of during the Powerpuff Girls conversation was Mojew Jojew
Damien Sawyers
2025-02-20 23:44:53 +0000 UTC1:41:24 Roach Dog Jr is my favorite OneyPlays reference to see in the wild and I can already imagine what his icon is
Swavant
2025-02-20 23:10:10 +0000 UTCI would absolutely choose pissing over shit I would love to be able to enjoy concerts, movies, festivals, etc without breaks, the fear of breaks or having to plan for breaks. Having to shit during those things would be few and far between
OldSkooRebel
2025-02-20 22:39:39 +0000 UTC49:50 reminds me of local 58 where the early early AM news glitched and played a "in case of enemy takeover" like thru the EAS and it told every American to off themselves or die on their lawn and instructions on how to use a gun on yourself and how to help "the littlest soldiers" (children, babies) like a "help your children before you help yourself" and it ends with "You take your country with you" and glitches back to the normal broadcast with an apology screen talking about the interruption
Swavant
2025-02-20 22:14:16 +0000 UTCDerrick being confidently wrong again, Superman in Zack Snyder's movies having a jesus allegory was not a fan made idea. It's entirely from Zack himself, he wanted to make the comparison.
SpaghettiAlready
2025-02-20 21:47:52 +0000 UTCNever piss is better because it's not a frequent, I think this was a no brainer.
Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp
2025-02-20 21:27:30 +0000 UTCCan't wait for the captain disillusion video on the amazing atheist cgi
ZestyDonger
2025-02-20 20:58:10 +0000 UTCI have no idea how he can't see the Jesus imagery that Zack Snyder was obviously going for. I was flabbergasted when I heard his excuse for the crucifixion Superman imagery
GundamStyle69
2025-02-20 20:48:37 +0000 UTCAnother fun fact Johnny Bravo actually gets laid between episodes
GundamStyle69
2025-02-20 20:47:11 +0000 UTCMeaning of Steel has obvious as a hell Jesus imagery. Zack Snyder put Jesus in betrayed into that movie and it's one of the stupidest things about the movie
GundamStyle69
2025-02-20 20:45:56 +0000 UTCDon’t feel bad, he’s overtly obnoxious about it.
Noah Friscopp
2025-02-20 20:24:40 +0000 UTCThis whole bit was great, because this is the defacto podcast for not understanding media.
Noah Friscopp
2025-02-20 20:23:29 +0000 UTCI think the only argument for getting rid of pissing over shitting is the “Hotdog vs Hamburger” argument. Where an ok hotdog is better than an ok hamburger but a great hamburger is better than a great hotdog. Hotdog being piss and Hamburger being a dump.
Jumped MoJo JoJo
2025-02-20 20:08:51 +0000 UTCFun fact: the Powerpuff Girls were originally called the Whoop Ass Girls. Instead of chemical x spilling into the vat, it was a can of Whoop Ass. There's some original test footage and an interview with the creator on YouTube
Jack
2025-02-20 18:44:57 +0000 UTCI would choose to never piss again because a pain of keeping myself hydrated is having to piss constantly
Sween’s Lifesize Chocolate Lily
2025-02-20 18:42:28 +0000 UTCYou don’t have to kill baby hitler if you just disable him to eliminate the chances of him taking over. Cut his hands off or something so he can’t write and he can’t even start. Or blind him or something. Idk
64 Shades of Gay
2025-02-20 18:28:08 +0000 UTCBe the change that you wish to see in the world.
Child Aloy
2025-02-20 18:25:05 +0000 UTCI need hard dick in my mouth. Don't care if it's a dude's or a woman's as long as it's big and hard.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-02-20 18:22:35 +0000 UTCDerrick back at it again with the terrible media takes. Superman is absolutely meant to be a Christ metaphor in Man Of Steel. It's so obvious if you watch the movie. Derrick must be watching shit while looking down at his phone every 5 seconds because this level of ineptitude is baffling.
Man Of Action
2025-02-20 18:20:45 +0000 UTCLuffa Negro is the best Hulk
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2025-02-20 17:43:50 +0000 UTCLove Derrick being homophobic in his tirade about homophobia.
Jack
2025-02-20 17:05:24 +0000 UTCMore of a jewish protector and guider character in origin like Moses but in later comics they were there
Dave Blunts+Mario Judah= Sween
2025-02-20 16:39:12 +0000 UTCPickle Rick Grimes
Child Aloy
2025-02-20 16:34:48 +0000 UTCzach snyder on the christ parallels in his movies. “The Christ-like parallels, I didn’t make that stuff up. We weren’t like, ‘Hey, let’s add this!’ That stuff is there, in the mythology. That is the tried-and-true Superman metaphor. So rather than be snarky and say that doesn’t exist, we thought it would be fun to allow that mythology to be woven through.”
mongrel intruder
2025-02-20 16:14:57 +0000 UTCDerricks gotta remind us at least twice an episode how stupid he thinks religion is
5'5 But my throat 6'3
2025-02-20 15:41:50 +0000 UTC🤓
Definitely Stephanie
2025-02-20 15:16:13 +0000 UTCfor some reason i read this as "would you buy baby hitler OF"
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2025-02-20 14:36:16 +0000 UTCInteresting hypothetical. How about we make him 3 inches so he could fit in a jar of cinnamon?
Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)
2025-02-20 14:14:39 +0000 UTCOpossums are cute to me in an unconventional way. I love their weird nervous expressions on their crocodile-ass heads, their little fingerless glove looking paws and them ferrying their babies around on their backs is just conventionally adorable
Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)
2025-02-20 14:01:51 +0000 UTCMurder is wrong guys.
Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos
2025-02-20 13:50:08 +0000 UTCBetween his dumbass hereditary take and this, my guy is showing his really weak story analysis skills. I hate being so hard on him but damn
TonyTwoTries
2025-02-20 13:20:55 +0000 UTCDerrick's "there's no subtext here. This imagery doesn't mean anything that deep" is just as pretentious and dumb as the people who over analyze.
Capricious Rizzard
2025-02-20 13:14:47 +0000 UTCChris, you mention in this episode that theres no bad breaking bad spinoff called like "little walt", in the vein of smosh babies type territory. Im sorry to remind you because i think youve blocked it out, that there actually is a spinoff featuring younger version breaking bad characters for better call saul. Its called Slippin Jimmy or something and its really terrible.
My Colonical Romance
2025-02-20 13:14:43 +0000 UTC1:44:00 I honestly rather not pee since I do it so often and I could just teleport it the location of someone I dispise. Also, nothing beats a gigantic post run shit. I sat down on the toilet once and when I got up the bathroom mirror was foggy.
Shrimp Tits
2025-02-20 13:07:34 +0000 UTCIf Chris goes Buzzed I'm taking my money back. I don't put money into self harm unless it's drugs or alcohol.
Stratman
2025-02-20 12:29:45 +0000 UTCDerrick, superman in man of steel was the most on the fucking nose Jesus Christ allegory there probably ever has been. It wasn't even subtext, that shit was MACROtext. Who the hell "hits the bed" and "let's go" in a crucifix like t pose.
TonyTwoTries
2025-02-20 12:08:27 +0000 UTCHi fathers. Writing in again to let you in on some more deep sea trivia. The anglerfish you spoke about is actually an average size male, they're really tiny and the females are the ones that are much bigger. However, a more interesting fact about anglerfish is the way they mate. Those tiny male fish will bite right into the larger female fish and literally fuze into the female, as a way of impregnating. Thanks fellas
My Colonical Romance
2025-02-20 10:21:19 +0000 UTCI’d leave him on a road and see how long it’ll take for a car to hit him
Mixed Fruit
2025-02-20 09:44:19 +0000 UTCTbh it doesnt even have to be hitler
Paz
2025-02-20 09:20:35 +0000 UTCBetter question: would you torture him if you had a 3 foot tall perfect copy of Hitler?
RoachDoggJr
2025-02-20 09:11:28 +0000 UTCYes
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