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#295: BLAZI ALERT

a black nazi school shooter has appeared

#295: BLAZI ALERT #295: BLAZI ALERT

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0:44 thats how klansmen say goodbye

shockz787

Bro really said Erm 😂

Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this

Bro I asked a question about stupid band names and I was surprised they even read it but to my surprise no one answered it . Derrick did give a good lil history lesson on hoobastank

Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this

Bugs do more for the world than you will ever do

Armadillo

How in the hell are the three guys able to fucking talk about spiders for 30 fucking minutes but aren’t able to answer the damn questions we give them??

Longswordsman of the South

“Make a scene that seems normal on the surface but I need to watch a second time to catch the nuances “ like brother do you even hear yourself

Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this

Bro what was that . I lost it when he said “Make a scene that seems normal on the surface but I need to watch a second time to catch the nuances “ like did he even watch the movie

Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this

They didn't answer what video editing software they like/use

Plz listen to The Fauves, I am Not Approachable

im a p+ guy if u count mods but ult is great melee feels the best and the most refreshing each match personally to me out of the official games and i would choose it (or brawl for subspace) i have all of them and although i love melee i think most people would enjoy ultimate more in general and especially for the rest of their life

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Fr. For a guy who is supposed to be progressive he's pretty fucking close minded

Madea Oblongata

the amount of people surprised that people are being openly N@zi is insane. like you can't have a government full of pseudo nazis and then be surprised when literally N@zi feels safe to come out in public....

The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.

Derrick once again successfully defending his world heavyweight championship title of being the gayest retard to have confidently terrible takes

out_of_focus_bigfoot

Of course Derrick loves creamy, cummy pasta sauces.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

I don’t disagree that melee is more competitive, but I just think for a party game like smash, having every character and stage just makes more sense. I’ve played every game since 64, and love them all, but tbh if you made me choose one to play for the rest of my life, I’d feel stupid not picking ultimate.

iram

This is the second time a friend on call of the podcast has said they were doing illegal stuff

The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS

Calling someone your friend and then talking about how they’re neglecting their dog is insane. Why are they your friend still

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I do not understand the reference

Smitchy The Kidd

Since it was brought up again, I have to inform everyone that if you read into the story, the infamous Mr. Hands video is in fact, NOT the video where he sustained a fatal asshole tear. That was not a death rattle, that was a grunt of pleasure. Imagine how much more horrific it had to be when he was actually dealt the killing blow.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Grinded double dash last month. It’s still great. Sween off a perc this episode

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

So Bryce Mitchell is a N@zi now? Thoughts?

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Hereditary good

Noah Friscopp

As someone who doesn't care much for hereditary. Derrick rant on it was the gayest shit I've ever heard.

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

derrick, you are nowhere near as smart as you seem to think you are.

mongrel intruder

lol I’m fuckin with ya. I personally hate it but if you like it, god bless.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

black metal is garbage and full of literal Nazis

The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.

Sweeney has another bad take. Shocker. His Melee opinion is wild to me

Girth Worm Jim

Got that backwards buddy, black metal is king. Burzum is just the most surface level ns band I'm sure thats why he got that shit on

ZestyDonger

It’s even funnier if you try to reason out why he wore it. Like, he’s a self-hating black guy and so he wore a black metal band shirt. Black metal is the worst metal subgenre but he probably just hated it because it’s black.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

My autistic meal is several grilled cheese sandwiches

Smitchy The Kidd

That's fair. Derrick says a ton of retarded shit. Like when he talked about not believing that some people just naturally smell worse.

Monday I was gooning.Tuesday I was stroken.Wednesday my empty balls were broken.Thursday waiting for cum waiting for cum

I don’t even like the movie, I just think he’s being gay and retarded about it for no reason

Muskrat Mike

My favorite is General Blue vs Krillin and Bulma

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

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Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

I love how Chris had to say it first before anyone else says it

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Mnnnnnegerdeth

BARACK OSAMA

"Wah wah. Derrick doesn't like my gay ass movie."

Monday I was gooning.Tuesday I was stroken.Wednesday my empty balls were broken.Thursday waiting for cum waiting for cum

Derrick doubling down and calling people stupid for liking hereditary is infuriating. Dude has some of the worst takes of all time and is a huge asshole about them frequently

Muskrat Mike

The shooter wearing a burzum shirt is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

ZestyDonger

Ay 40:31 when Sweeney is talking about his GF, I could vividly hear the Jake the Dog "KILL IT" bit that's been going around

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Elon used to be a furry. He was in the ABDL Daiperfur community in the early 2000s until they ostracized him for being weird, even by their standards.

Rat Pobertson

Maybe George Noon in Cannibal The Musical, too...

Rat Pobertson

Gotta say that derricks take on people that like hereditary feels kinda mean spirited and overly cynical

TonyTwoTries

Straightest guy in a musical? Janet's dad in Shock Treatment, the sequel to Rocky Horror. His song ends with the line "F*ggots are maggots, thank God I'm a man."

Rat Pobertson

i play melee still and the movement is way better if you learn it the only thing better about ultimate is the accessibility theres no reverse hits and every move sends you in the same direction for every character for the most part so it gives you the illusion of choice with a big roster but in melee most characters feel like different games entirely like theres nobody as weird as melee yoshi in ult (at a top competitive level at least) also theres way more defensive options in melee so its not just about oppressing people in fact people are mad that doesnt work as well anymore but again you gotta play a lot to know any of this and most people have lives

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Bar bou bay? Bar bou bay bor be bun?

Dunder Funkly Dunkly

if you have empathy for spiders and bugs you are conpletely worthless mentally

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32:37 a time when a public figures death was celebrated? Margaret thatcher. People were openly singing "ding dong the witch is dead" Was the trump of her time but the foundation of identity politics wasn't the same. Her equivalent for "woke" was poor so the only people she could whip up into her cult were rich people. She didn't quite have the reach on people that she was fucking up the ass.

edam is the only cheese that's made backwards

I mean if it hits my face that's pretty cool I guess. But I'll be disappointed if I don't get to taste it.

LilCompanyCreditCard

Can someone get this nigga Sween some glasses, ffs?

I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat

I hate Chris so much Dagon Ball is such a product of its time when it came with “Gags” and depicting minorities in a bad light but the fight scenes are still to this day amazing.

One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.

Someone pls cum on my tongue

LilCompanyCreditCard

Cum for me

CycloneofChaos

Thank you fellas for being timely with uploads its a rough week for me

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

We've been spoiled these past few days with multiple uploads... How many British babies did the Snark Tank sacrifice by Pizza Time to ensure this?

TheHybrid Theory

Guys please I don’t need any more material, I already came

Filthy Animal

Atp, I get most of the news stories from you three, and MAN.... this timeliness should've been pruned

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

That preamble was beautiful, you guys should just call people randomly during the show to ask them if they know about a meme or whatever bullshit and then hang up.

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

Woah

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