#295: BLAZI ALERT
Added 2025-01-29 01:01:10 +0000 UTC
a black nazi school shooter has appeared
no
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2025-02-05 23:34:44 +0000 UTC
0:44 thats how klansmen say goodbye
shockz787
2025-02-05 13:23:55 +0000 UTC
Bro really said Erm 😂
Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this
2025-02-02 02:39:36 +0000 UTC
Bro I asked a question about stupid band names and I was surprised they even read it but to my surprise no one answered it . Derrick did give a good lil history lesson on hoobastank
Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this
2025-02-02 02:32:28 +0000 UTC
Bugs do more for the world than you will ever do
Armadillo
2025-02-02 00:06:07 +0000 UTC
How in the hell are the three guys able to fucking talk about spiders for 30 fucking minutes but aren’t able to answer the damn questions we give them??
Longswordsman of the South
2025-02-01 16:43:05 +0000 UTC
“Make a scene that seems normal on the surface but I need to watch a second time to catch the nuances “ like brother do you even hear yourself
Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this
2025-02-01 13:23:15 +0000 UTC
Bro what was that . I lost it when he said “Make a scene that seems normal on the surface but I need to watch a second time to catch the nuances “ like did he even watch the movie
Joey Gayass It ain’t easy taking dick like this
2025-02-01 13:16:00 +0000 UTC
They didn't answer what video editing software they like/use
Plz listen to The Fauves, I am Not Approachable
2025-02-01 07:25:15 +0000 UTC
im a p+ guy if u count mods but ult is great melee feels the best and the most refreshing each match personally to me out of the official games and i would choose it (or brawl for subspace)
i have all of them and although i love melee i think most people would enjoy ultimate more in general and especially for the rest of their life
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2025-02-01 04:20:47 +0000 UTC
Fr. For a guy who is supposed to be progressive he's pretty fucking close minded
Madea Oblongata
2025-01-31 23:25:00 +0000 UTC
the amount of people surprised that people are being openly N@zi is insane. like you can't have a government full of pseudo nazis and then be surprised when literally N@zi feels safe to come out in public....
The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.
2025-01-31 17:35:26 +0000 UTC
Derrick once again successfully defending his world heavyweight championship title of being the gayest retard to have confidently terrible takes
out_of_focus_bigfoot
2025-01-31 14:55:17 +0000 UTC
Of course Derrick loves creamy, cummy pasta sauces.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-31 11:33:37 +0000 UTC
I don’t disagree that melee is more competitive, but I just think for a party game like smash, having every character and stage just makes more sense. I’ve played every game since 64, and love them all, but tbh if you made me choose one to play for the rest of my life, I’d feel stupid not picking ultimate.
iram
2025-01-31 04:54:24 +0000 UTC
This is the second time a friend on call of the podcast has said they were doing illegal stuff
The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS
2025-01-31 04:50:47 +0000 UTC
Calling someone your friend and then talking about how they’re neglecting their dog is insane. Why are they your friend still
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2025-01-31 03:14:02 +0000 UTC
I do not understand the reference
Smitchy The Kidd
2025-01-31 01:31:50 +0000 UTC
Since it was brought up again, I have to inform everyone that if you read into the story, the infamous Mr. Hands video is in fact, NOT the video where he sustained a fatal asshole tear.
That was not a death rattle, that was a grunt of pleasure. Imagine how much more horrific it had to be when he was actually dealt the killing blow.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-31 01:17:09 +0000 UTC
Grinded double dash last month. It’s still great. Sween off a perc this episode
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2025-01-30 21:12:11 +0000 UTC
So Bryce Mitchell is a N@zi now? Thoughts?
Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos
2025-01-30 20:49:26 +0000 UTC
Hereditary good
Noah Friscopp
2025-01-30 17:09:33 +0000 UTC
As someone who doesn't care much for hereditary. Derrick rant on it was the gayest shit I've ever heard.
Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole
2025-01-30 11:42:35 +0000 UTC
derrick, you are nowhere near as smart as you seem to think you are.
mongrel intruder
2025-01-30 04:22:45 +0000 UTC
lol I’m fuckin with ya. I personally hate it but if you like it, god bless.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-30 02:43:03 +0000 UTC
black metal is garbage and full of literal Nazis
The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.
2025-01-30 01:48:34 +0000 UTC
Sweeney has another bad take. Shocker. His Melee opinion is wild to me
Girth Worm Jim
2025-01-30 01:06:08 +0000 UTC
Got that backwards buddy, black metal is king. Burzum is just the most surface level ns band I'm sure thats why he got that shit on
ZestyDonger
2025-01-29 22:22:47 +0000 UTC
It’s even funnier if you try to reason out why he wore it. Like, he’s a self-hating black guy and so he wore a black metal band shirt. Black metal is the worst metal subgenre but he probably just hated it because it’s black.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-29 20:42:24 +0000 UTC
My autistic meal is several grilled cheese sandwiches
Smitchy The Kidd
2025-01-29 20:36:04 +0000 UTC
That's fair. Derrick says a ton of retarded shit. Like when he talked about not believing that some people just naturally smell worse.
Monday I was gooning.Tuesday I was stroken.Wednesday my empty balls were broken.Thursday waiting for cum waiting for cum
2025-01-29 19:42:27 +0000 UTC
I don’t even like the movie, I just think he’s being gay and retarded about it for no reason
Muskrat Mike
2025-01-29 19:36:07 +0000 UTC
My favorite is General Blue vs Krillin and Bulma
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-29 19:22:55 +0000 UTC
nnnnooooo
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-29 19:20:18 +0000 UTC
I love how Chris had to say it first before anyone else says it
Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp
2025-01-29 18:58:08 +0000 UTC
Mnnnnnegerdeth
BARACK OSAMA
2025-01-29 18:53:39 +0000 UTC
"Wah wah. Derrick doesn't like my gay ass movie."
Monday I was gooning.Tuesday I was stroken.Wednesday my empty balls were broken.Thursday waiting for cum waiting for cum
2025-01-29 18:46:18 +0000 UTC
Derrick doubling down and calling people stupid for liking hereditary is infuriating. Dude has some of the worst takes of all time and is a huge asshole about them frequently
Muskrat Mike
2025-01-29 18:34:55 +0000 UTC
The shooter wearing a burzum shirt is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
ZestyDonger
2025-01-29 17:42:27 +0000 UTC
Ay 40:31 when Sweeney is talking about his GF, I could vividly hear the Jake the Dog "KILL IT" bit that's been going around
Ya_Boi_Bonez
2025-01-29 15:51:14 +0000 UTC
Elon used to be a furry.
He was in the ABDL Daiperfur community in the early 2000s until they ostracized him for being weird, even by their standards.
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-29 15:49:16 +0000 UTC
Maybe George Noon in Cannibal The Musical, too...
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-29 15:32:07 +0000 UTC
Gotta say that derricks take on people that like hereditary feels kinda mean spirited and overly cynical
TonyTwoTries
2025-01-29 15:22:06 +0000 UTC
Straightest guy in a musical?
Janet's dad in Shock Treatment, the sequel to Rocky Horror.
His song ends with the line "F*ggots are maggots, thank God I'm a man."
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-29 15:10:07 +0000 UTC
i play melee still and the movement is way better if you learn it the only thing better about ultimate is the accessibility theres no reverse hits and every move sends you in the same direction for every character for the most part so it gives you the illusion of choice with a big roster but in melee most characters feel like different games entirely like theres nobody as weird as melee yoshi in ult (at a top competitive level at least)
also theres way more defensive options in melee so its not just about oppressing people in fact people are mad that doesnt work as well anymore but again you gotta play a lot to know any of this and most people have lives
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2025-01-29 14:58:38 +0000 UTC
Bar bou bay? Bar bou bay bor be bun?
Dunder Funkly Dunkly
2025-01-29 14:42:32 +0000 UTC
if you have empathy for spiders and bugs you are conpletely worthless mentally
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2025-01-29 14:15:45 +0000 UTC
32:37 a time when a public figures death was celebrated? Margaret thatcher. People were openly singing "ding dong the witch is dead" Was the trump of her time but the foundation of identity politics wasn't the same. Her equivalent for "woke" was poor so the only people she could whip up into her cult were rich people. She didn't quite have the reach on people that she was fucking up the ass.
edam is the only cheese that's made backwards
2025-01-29 09:30:58 +0000 UTC
I mean if it hits my face that's pretty cool I guess. But I'll be disappointed if I don't get to taste it.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-29 09:26:49 +0000 UTC
Can someone get this nigga Sween some glasses, ffs?
I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat
2025-01-29 07:16:20 +0000 UTC
I hate Chris so much Dagon Ball is such a product of its time when it came with “Gags” and depicting minorities in a bad light but the fight scenes are still to this day amazing.
One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.
2025-01-29 05:12:22 +0000 UTC
Someone pls cum on my tongue
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-29 03:20:05 +0000 UTC
Cum for me
CycloneofChaos
2025-01-29 02:47:41 +0000 UTC
Thank you fellas for being timely with uploads its a rough week for me
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
2025-01-29 01:49:04 +0000 UTC
We've been spoiled these past few days with multiple uploads... How many British babies did the Snark Tank sacrifice by Pizza Time to ensure this?
TheHybrid Theory
2025-01-29 01:47:50 +0000 UTC
Guys please I don’t need any more material, I already came
Filthy Animal
2025-01-29 01:29:58 +0000 UTC
Atp, I get most of the news stories from you three, and MAN.... this timeliness should've been pruned
Debirez, the only Devin with the B
2025-01-29 01:28:52 +0000 UTC
That preamble was beautiful, you guys should just call people randomly during the show to ask them if they know about a meme or whatever bullshit and then hang up.
Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit
2025-01-29 01:10:27 +0000 UTC
Woah
Slip Dippium
2025-01-29 01:02:48 +0000 UTC