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#294: Mein Herz Goes Out To You

We're living in the dumbest timeline.

#294: Mein Herz Goes Out To You
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I listen to this episode the day i go to an Armenian dr and have an allergy flare up from the cologne

Feverdream -

Nibbles! You can get him by reading the shard in the hallways next to your mega building apartment door. Then you drop some cat food in the bowl Then you wait, then the lil guy just chill in your apartment

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

I remember them selling cat food now!! But I didn’t know you could get one for your apartment. I go on too many murder sprees to take care of animal in game

Longswordsman of the South

All the vendors in the game also sell cat food, you can also get a cat for your apartment 💀

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Lowkey Pepe has become a calling card. At this point when I see Pepe there’s a 90% chance the person with the pfp has troubling opinions

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

Kingston is wrong about just one cat showing up. A few different cats show up for specific missions or motif purpose and after talking to Goro takamura he mentions that it could a be a yokai called bakeneko that is basically a supernatural cat.

Longswordsman of the South

In my case I never watched any of the trailers & it was still pretty obvious

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

This podcast clearly hates African Americans. Sad

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

Sweeny really hates Europeans

bongus

For sure a top 3 thrash metal riff writer of all time

46 Fucks

calling Dave Mustaine talented was certainly a choice

I hate the Kansas City Chiefs

👁️👁️

Betanick

Would Hitlers dog be considered a nazi furry

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

It's funny because the furry fandom is very very queer. There are straight furries of course but I can't imagine willingly being part of a subculture you hate the vast majority of. Tldr: Nazi furs fuck off

kweermo

My take on the nazi furries: they want to be into more feminine stuff. "gay shit" if you will. But they want to retain their masculinity. They still want to feel stronger than all these pussy ass LIBERAL furries. So they either get really into guns or sometimes they go nazi fur.

Staingo Jenkins

At around 3:08:00 they start talking about people selling iphones with Tiktok in them is fucking insane because you can download previous versions of apps SO easily, there's entire websites dedicated to archiving every version release of an app. How can be people be so STUPID

Paz

Would love to hear sween talk to colin about blood meridian it would be a fun convo

ThroatCoatGoat

My first Squire strat is still my baby, seen so much shit and is still the first I'd ever pick up.

Stratman

Damn I really wanted Sweeny to keep talking about Blood Meridian. Sucks that he has the memory of a tofu square.

Can't believe we're getting Segregation before GTA 6

With the amount of clips y’all play on the show just bring back Inward Club or just fucking make a clip show for patreons. I listen to these at work and I’m always so lost lol

Derrick’s Hereditary Take Is Ass

Chris. You didn't get attached to Jackie in cyberpunk not because of your ability to sense the writing was going to kill him. He literally died in like 3 trailers lmao

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Sad that your remote is still gone Chris. I hate it when I lose stuff in my place. Thanks for the lengthy podcasts, they make my job go by quick.

Since you guys mentioned Victorious, can you guys pull up a picture of Daniella Monet. She is my crush, next to Jade's actress.

I must have imagined all the joy those two games have brought me. Damn.

Noah Friscopp

give it up. it's an aggressively mid game. I regret buying it

The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.

When it comes to bloodborne I have two theories. 1. They lost the source code when they closed Japan Studios Or 2. They want a full remake to launch with the ps6 like they did with demons souls for ps5

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap

He's annoying

YaGuyALT

Holy shit I laughed unreasonably hard at the Billy Bob Thornton bit.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Tom Sweeney is the Embodiment of Judge Holden no lie

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Sweeny doesn’t do “yes, and,” he does “no, but”

BigUglyJordan

A God of War live-action game is about as ludicrous to me as making Marathon an extraction shooter.

Rat Pobertson

Elon’s gang of gamers putting in work.

Noah Friscopp

Robbie Williams

Clark

Shut up. You are dumb and gay.

Monday I was gooning.Tuesday I was stroken.Wednesday my empty balls were broken.Thursday waiting for cum waiting for cum

I’m just kidding. I don’t know, but it feels like it could easily be true.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Thats wild, i dont know how he has time or energy for anything with that schedule frankly

My Colonical Romance

See now, I accept that reason. Also, he still finishes more games than Chris.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Literally everything you guys say about Britain or England or whatever the fuck have been stereotypes. Don't pretend like y'all know shit mfs and get back to doing the gay English voice

♪ I fell in love with a homeless gay ♪

Wonder who finishes more games, Chris or Elon.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

I feel like people always try to justify their dislike of him with some flimsy serious reason like platforming politically designated terrorists, when they could just be straight up and say they dont like him cause hes too douchy. Thats my issue, guys just a dudebro imo.

My Colonical Romance

It makes me more upset than it reasonably should. You can’t wax poetic for years without finishing it. You are paid to play games for a living!

Noah Friscopp

Sween has such an easy job and can't even turn his phone off for 3 hours 💀

BussyTV

I didn't look up the video until the podcast just so I could get, more relevant context and it's beyond clear. Hand over heart and juts his arm out its too clear cut

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

I just wish the old one was completely gone. When I hear the living tombstone i feel the same way Chris does about imagine dragons.

Dunder Funkly Dunkly

Lord

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

Who in their right mind would ever choose Tony Stark over Bruce Wayne?? Tony is a constantly spiraling alcoholic who keeps building machines that want to either kill him or fuck him. Bruce is the alter-ego, so fuck it, wear the "rich socialite" mask.

Rat Pobertson

Give it up, Prey 2017 is still unfinished lol.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

The coldest of takes, honestly.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Hot take, but the old intro was way better for me. Especially the kingpin edit.

Frank G.

Chris, just finish Space Marine 2, jesus christ.

Noah Friscopp

I mean, I dispute that the guy was a terrorist, so other than that?

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

In a vacuum one could explain away the salute with all that. But A) I find that super infantilizing to autistic people, and B) the dude has reposted literal avowed Nazis, agreed with white replacement theory, agreed that Jews are facilitating it, and the dude grew up in apartheid South Africa. His maternal grandparents were also outspoken Nazi sympathizers in their day. All of that together points to a pattern, idk man. I get not wanting to just call everyone a nazi, but this shit is so mask off at this point that I actually think it’s very very silly to give Elon the benefit of the doubt here and you’re being super dumb and gay

Mr. Ray Sizzum

These 4 hr eps seriously get me through these work shifts

Jelqal Queer Solid 2 Bums of Verily

He legit had a terrorist on his stream. Dude also has a lot of wild takes. Not completely out of the norm to say he's offbase

Madea Oblongata

Elon is straight out here in Germany straight up showing up via live video feed to the far right party‘s events

The Bren Word

I'd rather flay the skin off my dick with a potato peeler than have Bluepoint touch Bloodborne after their Demon's Souls attempt

Saddest Substance (wait no it just looks like cum)

I still don’t know why these guys hate on Hasan. Is it just vibes or do they disagree with his politics?

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Have you not seen all the other things he’s done and said? If it’s truly just “trolling”, that doesn’t change the fact that he has done a great job of appearing to be Nazi-friendly.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

Rivals of Aether and Multiversus are kinda live service smash games. One is arguably way better than the other but still.

What happens to the shirts when shirt man dies

Honestly I feel like I'm losing my mind over this, because people, like Chris, feel it's "undebatable" that he did the salute, but I'm just not convinced. I'm no fan of Elon but come on, the man is riddled with the tism. I honestly just think he is super socially awkward and doesn't think about what he's doing half the time. I guess I just worry that we're slipping into the whole "everyone's a nazi!" thing again, which Chris has rightfully pointed out the dangers of before.

A British patron who pays to hear you fucks bully his nation on a weekly basis

'Preciate getting my comment read out on here, took me by suprise while starting my shift

My Colonical Romance

Derricks brain is going crazy this episode

Damien Sawyers

idk emulation is kinda fire on PC and steam deck as long as you don't use your Xbox controller for Nintendo/PlayStation games .

One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.

Seargent Johnson??

RoachDoggJr

Naw Elon.is too terminally online to "accidentally" do a sieg heil. He knew what he was doing.

Eric the human

Got robbed while listening to this episode 9/10

Kevin Kotton Kohls

It’s likely Elon is just retarded and didn’t think about what he was doing. But I do not blame people for not giving him any benefit of the doubt.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

James Avery does the voice of WarMachine in the Spider-Man cartoon

WaffleHouseHomo

Perfect timing, just finished the extra ammo right before this one got uploaded

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

I know damn well this episode is gonna be fire

I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat

Nothing really happened this week so I assume it's going to be a chill podcast today

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

I have been shitting myself waiting for their response to this to come out

They Might be Giants put an album out the day of 9 11 by accident and it fucked their careers

Elon Mengola

Everytime Sween Says He Hates Guns I Buy A New One

Lets a goooooooooo

One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.

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Chugging Newport Water


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