#292: Elon Musk: Fake Gamer
Added 2025-01-20 05:23:22 +0000 UTCit's okay to suck at video games. no one needs to be good at everything.
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ITYSL fan here, that shit is fucking goated
EmmaThrowinBigBucks
2025-02-01 05:12:21 +0000 UTCThat whole segment had me fucking dying
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2025-01-25 15:25:59 +0000 UTCDamnit I changed my name to the answer
One Woman Roving Band of Raiders.
2025-01-25 06:36:53 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, when Chris mentioned Markiplier in his brazzein story i got worried. I love Mark and it would've been a real downer to hear Chris had a weird experience with him
The Albino That Lives In Your Walls
2025-01-24 08:51:58 +0000 UTCNot a scientist but the biggest theorized 'asteroid' that may have impacted us would be the Theia impact. They say it was mars sized and is how the moon got formed. You can look up animations of the impact and its fucking wild.
Jordan Carter
2025-01-24 01:49:05 +0000 UTCYeah that one hurt to hear 😭
Aaron Fontanella
2025-01-23 13:19:13 +0000 UTCOf course!
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-23 08:04:51 +0000 UTCAre you suggesting Lord of the Rings ass tree Ent slow daddy style speak occurs in this dime of a cosmos?
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-23 07:43:45 +0000 UTCWe get like 1 extra ammo a month nowadays
kweermo
2025-01-23 04:32:29 +0000 UTCyeah like give me a reason to keep paying here
Eric the human
2025-01-23 02:34:31 +0000 UTCYeah it'd be nice to know what I'm paying for tbh
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-23 01:03:47 +0000 UTC“the bleach guy” “kishimoto?”
mongrel intruder
2025-01-22 19:10:00 +0000 UTCSo are we back to one episode a week and no patreon exclusive content? It's now been over a month since the last extra ammo. Not to be gay or whatever but what are we doing here?
Eric the human
2025-01-22 17:43:15 +0000 UTCFare I'm still upset I wasn't there for the live show
The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth
2025-01-22 12:10:00 +0000 UTCNah, I mean they are grinding for sure, but my OCD ass is irritated that I don’t know exactly when to expect it. Spoiled by LSM at noon EST everyday, I guess. Also, I’m never gonna let go of them doing basically the opposite of what they said. At some point they said the idea is that when an episode is posted on YT, the newest episode will be up on Patreon as an incentive to sign up. Now we are at ep goes up on Patreon, then YT a day later. lol
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-22 12:09:00 +0000 UTCI see that answer why there 300 episodes and nothing special
The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth
2025-01-22 11:36:32 +0000 UTClol. lmao, even.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-22 10:41:35 +0000 UTCTotal Megger Deth
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-22 10:22:11 +0000 UTCWhat is the upload schedule again?
The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth
2025-01-22 05:20:15 +0000 UTCChris check out Graham Handcock’s work, his theories are basically what you’re describing when it comes to ancient civilizations
Dylbun
2025-01-22 01:22:53 +0000 UTCRamstein is fake and gay listen to real metal
ZestyDonger
2025-01-21 19:59:53 +0000 UTCYoure loss man, but i respect the hater energy
The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)
2025-01-21 19:51:53 +0000 UTCunless the character is black haha
The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.
2025-01-21 19:11:30 +0000 UTCTbh man i don’t care if it’s the best film in existence im not going to watch a film about a shit brit pop singer who wants to be portrayed as a cgi monkey. Especially with the Brit’s reactions to this, fuck that noise
Clark
2025-01-21 18:33:34 +0000 UTCIt's getting really frustrating getting lumped in with conservatives just because I dislike "popular media" Don't fall into the same trappings as those folks who thought Chris was right wing just because he's opinionated.
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-21 18:06:18 +0000 UTCI just think it being live action limited the scope of what the original had going for it. I'm cool with there being a diverse cast, but if the show was animated rather than live action, each of The Endless could have been voiced by several people of different backgrounds; like I'd like to see both African and Roman Morpheus portrayed in an art style reminiscent of the original comic art and acted by someone from their respective cultures. I just think live action was the wrong way to handle it.
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-21 18:00:01 +0000 UTCIsnt that show only hated by grifters and consevatives for diversity casting? Its apparently an incredibley faithful adaptation of the award winning critically aclaimed graphic novel I also havent read
The Demolisher
2025-01-21 17:28:47 +0000 UTCI mean with or without musk were definitely going to attempt to leave this rock actually
The Demolisher
2025-01-21 17:18:35 +0000 UTCElon Musk is a narccassist whos so stupid he can never actually be superior
The Demolisher
2025-01-21 17:16:54 +0000 UTCSo we got Lily pointing a shotgun at Sweeney Also Sweeney with clown make up I have to draw now
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-01-21 14:28:49 +0000 UTCI love how every time the guys talk about a universally loved character (Han Solo, Kraven, etc.) Sween always goes “I actually think they’re a really stupid character” it’s like clockwork
Aaron Fontanella
2025-01-21 13:59:56 +0000 UTCThe monkey man aspect intrigued me,but that movie will bring you yo tears. You get over the monkey thing 5-10 minutes in
The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)
2025-01-21 12:52:26 +0000 UTCI won’t lie when I saw that trailer at the movie theater everyone’s reaction to that trailer was appalled and grossed out and I was like I might check this out soon
One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.
2025-01-21 12:13:17 +0000 UTCI wonder if Derrick knows the line from Megadeth's rust in peace "rotten egg air"
46 Fucks
2025-01-21 09:35:55 +0000 UTCAnother 4 hour banger lesgo
Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap
2025-01-21 04:37:32 +0000 UTCThey also have complex minute long giant handshakes
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-21 04:12:18 +0000 UTCLYLE TURNED IT INTO A GAG OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO RIP GUITARMASTERX7
getting pantsed while soft
2025-01-21 03:55:47 +0000 UTCDIGITAL FEAR YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW DEUS EX MACHINA
getting pantsed while soft
2025-01-21 03:54:59 +0000 UTCReally hope Derrick went back to Rammstein. They are so iconic in the metal scene and the riffs they have are killer
Schadenfreudian Slip
2025-01-21 03:44:20 +0000 UTCmy bigga
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-21 03:28:32 +0000 UTCThe only person Elon was fooling was himself. What he did is the gaming equivalent of stolen valor and I propose we torch him for it. That way our species will never leave this godforsaken rock
Nightseye9
2025-01-21 01:30:23 +0000 UTCGiants are often called "biggers", but they call each other "bigga"
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-21 01:13:42 +0000 UTCMundian To Bach Ke goes so hard tbh
Smitchy The Kidd
2025-01-20 21:33:18 +0000 UTCOne day our dumb bullshit will be recognized. One day...
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-20 20:08:50 +0000 UTCSucks, dude. Chris lowtalked mine while Derrick and Sweeney were laughing. I feel your pain.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-20 19:55:31 +0000 UTCThe gay DK Rap flew over your head and my disappointment is immeasurable
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-20 19:03:51 +0000 UTCNah, these rich Hollywood liberal elites can afford it themselves.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-20 19:00:26 +0000 UTCI love how Chris referred to Dustin’s Japan trip as “people”
Noah Friscopp
2025-01-20 18:08:23 +0000 UTCHow the FUCK are you guys already near 300 episodes INSANE and glad I'm part of it
Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp
2025-01-20 16:54:25 +0000 UTCAre the Village People fake and gay?
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-20 16:26:14 +0000 UTCFour fucking hours, boys.
Staingo Jenkins
2025-01-20 15:41:46 +0000 UTCI need to note…I saw Better Man, the Robbie Williams monkey man movie…that is one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life. I am dead serious, I am not joking, this is not hyperbole or ironic in any way. I loved that movie so god damn much
The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)
2025-01-20 15:28:43 +0000 UTCPeople don’t get cold and wear layers anymore is, an unfathomable deduction.
Noah Friscopp
2025-01-20 15:05:48 +0000 UTCYOU DICKHEAD DERRICK! I WAS GONNA RECORD "THATS THE GAY IT IS"! ... you want the lyrics
♪ I fell in love with a homeless gay ♪
2025-01-20 15:03:06 +0000 UTCWE HIT 4 HOURS…..SEND IT TO THE HOMELESS AGAIN
Tankis The Trash Man
2025-01-20 14:48:12 +0000 UTCI second this decision! Let’s do a go fund me! Lmao!
Mateo Giles
2025-01-20 14:20:54 +0000 UTCYou guys should buy the Breaking Bad house.
Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive
2025-01-20 14:07:05 +0000 UTCSweeney what the fuck are you talking about. It’s currently -25° with wind chill here in Iowa, do you honestly believe a good chunk of people aren’t wearing long johns/thermals?
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2025-01-20 13:44:59 +0000 UTCWait... did people actually like that terrible live-action Sandman adaptation? Ewww
Rat Pobertson
2025-01-20 13:05:40 +0000 UTCAlready listened to this pod 6 times, my favourite part was when Kingston said the nword
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2025-01-20 12:27:17 +0000 UTCChris is the only other person I know who doesn't feel comfortable with using a mouse and keyboard. Part of the problem for me is I have a desk job and I cannot break the association with mouse/keyboard with just typing and working. A controller actually feels like I'm going to sit down and play a game.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-20 11:57:36 +0000 UTCWell I'm no "guy" but sure as shit am queer! And homeless.
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-20 10:09:16 +0000 UTCI need to feel a dick in my mouth
LilCompanyCreditCard
2025-01-20 09:16:52 +0000 UTCI’m dying of laughter to “I beat my wife, she won’t get up, she’s never gonna call the cops” I love Lyle he’s so fucking funny
Clark
2025-01-20 09:00:48 +0000 UTC4 hours we are so back
Clark
2025-01-20 08:48:08 +0000 UTCI fucking love I think you should leave, I rewatch that shit constantly. It’s the type of humor that’s on this show.
Lizurd
2025-01-20 07:23:27 +0000 UTC4 hours?! This is gonna be good
I got 2 poles, one in my ass and one in my throat
2025-01-20 07:18:27 +0000 UTC4 HOURS AT LING LAST WE'VE REACHED THE PROMISED LAND
(C.R.E.A.M. by Wu Tang) GAY rules everything around me, CUM in my booty, suckin on a DICK yaaaaall
2025-01-20 06:53:58 +0000 UTCLiterally stfu it's cold as fuck here I'm wearing long Johns i got for Christmas
Pelvis Cocktello and the Same Sex Attractions
2025-01-20 06:01:30 +0000 UTCFour hours Jesus christ
Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.
2025-01-20 05:26:49 +0000 UTCCOCK
getting pantsed while soft
2025-01-20 05:24:49 +0000 UTCSo yeah you're gay
Cum the DNA of the soul
2025-01-20 05:24:41 +0000 UTC
