The Snark Tank / January Question Thread!

Hey best friends, recently in my friend group chat a friend of mine who is anti woke or whatever popped off with a lot of N words (with the hard R) while scolding me for using the R word. Can you guys light him up? Just like with my friend who was caught masturbating on a train I’d like to cut that section of the pod out and send it to him

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

2025-02-04 02:34:07 +0000 UTC

Doubt this gets read but since you cunts just had to awaken my Cyberpunk autism in 294, some quick corrections. Chris is right, Misty has cats behind her store. Panam's native american, not white as Sween had screamed. And I don't know how Derrick missed it but in an earlier episode he'd said he didn't know whether or not Claire was Trans. Later in the same side mission he was talking about, she says word for word "I had gender reassignment surgery". Keep the good stuff coming.

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2025-02-04 00:26:50 +0000 UTC

Whatever happened to the dictatorship election?

Max Bevis

2025-02-03 06:54:37 +0000 UTC

Elon Musk just did the "DEI means DIE" bit because of the plane/helicopter crash.

Gohan saying the R-Slur

2025-02-02 22:21:55 +0000 UTC

I haven't heard spinnickers since game grumps yo, good reference 😆

RoachDoggJr

2025-02-01 07:25:35 +0000 UTC

Do you have any stories of you seeing another person/kid do something wild or illegal? I remember going to the school bathroom and watching the retarded kid take a pack of tennis balls, and one by one shoving them into the hole in the bottom of the toilet water, then he mashed the fuck out of the flush button and we watched hundreds of gallons of shit water flood the bathroom and school hallways.

SpaghettiAlready

2025-01-31 14:12:26 +0000 UTC

Interesting question, because I know people with some horrible answers, like my gf's ex apparently had a cum blanket

SpaghettiAlready

2025-01-31 14:04:55 +0000 UTC

Hey Spinnickers, here's an easy one. Have you ever bought something from an ethnic market or convenience store just to experiment around and you ended up really liking it? One time I bought whole sardines in chili sauce and they kicked ass on a little caesar's pizza.

They Might be Giants put an album out the day of 9 11 by accident and it fucked their careers

2025-01-31 13:35:00 +0000 UTC

Hey Tards! Frequent question asker here, when the fuck are you guys gonna have a guest? You’re always saying you’ll have one soon but then soon comes and we’re left guestless.

kai

2025-01-31 00:26:20 +0000 UTC

Just practice more

kweermo

2025-01-30 13:40:14 +0000 UTC

Just a quick one. Have you guys seen the video of a large fish just swallowing a womans head and just spitting it out, like it let it's intrusive thoughts win? And of course it was in china, I've just watched several times and it still baffles me.

My left nut

2025-01-30 13:19:14 +0000 UTC

Hey you old gays! Would you guys beat up your Grandma for $60 million? And I mean to a pulp, like her face will look different.

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-30 06:19:02 +0000 UTC

Hey Derek, Chris and The Ogre I've been considering picking up the guitar again after abandoning trying to learn it as a kid, my main issue I had was trying to remember where to place my fingers and also the timing of it. Of course, the problems I had as a kid are plaguing me now as an adult. Do you guys have any tips or advice for what I should do?

Shirt Man saying I will not die a monster as he puts himself onto a shirt

2025-01-30 03:10:07 +0000 UTC

Drinkin n Driving

Abolish Anime

2025-01-29 20:29:03 +0000 UTC

DnD lmao Dick and DooDoo lol

kweermo

2025-01-29 20:22:57 +0000 UTC

Hey, Rey, Will. I. Am., and Sgt. Johnson Listening to 295, you guys mentioned Marvel Vs Capcom music and it beamed the themes of Deadpool and Iron Man from 3 Which are a junk food and fucking horrible respectively, has there ever been a track in a game that has completely ruined an experience for you ?

crazysunshinevevo

2025-01-29 16:53:42 +0000 UTC

NEW RFK JR. LORE DROPPED. HE WOULD PUT LIVE MICE AND CHICKS IN A BLENDER FOR HIS HAWKS.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

2025-01-29 15:05:35 +0000 UTC

Hey ladies, I’m currently studying geology and will be presenting my research at a conference later in the spring, however my school just announced my department will be cut at the end of this semester, firing everyone due to spending cuts. The whole thing has sort of taken the wind out of my sails for geology and I’m not sure what I’ll do after college now. All this to ask what if when you came your sperm came out as one big sperm and it explodes your dick like Elmer Fudds gun.

Trullbus The Fear Eater

2025-01-29 04:25:56 +0000 UTC

Happy Lunar New Years, tank boys. I was wondering if y’all would ever be down to ever record a DnD session in the future. Cheers, lads. -Abolish Anime

Abolish Anime

2025-01-29 03:27:45 +0000 UTC

Everybody knows you only have so much sperm, gotta recycle 😆 but seriously you know some odd people

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-29 00:30:09 +0000 UTC

When y'all jerk off where do you cum and what do you do with it? I've had at least 3 friends in the past say that they just cum in their hand and lick it up and they didn't understand why I thought that was insanely weird. I am heart broken. My question is sandwiched between two that were picked so Chris read my thing and thought "this gay retard won't get me any clicks" and he just passed me by..

kweermo

2025-01-28 23:39:31 +0000 UTC

If it isn't the three muskequeers. I recently remembered a game from when I was younger called "Legendary" for the 360/ps3 about Pandoras box opening in new york city and a bunch of griffins and mythical beasts flying about. It was a great concept but the gameplay was atrocious. My question to you guys is this, what's a game that had an amazing concept but shit the bed at the delivery. Stay gay

Derrick's allergic to eggs but not sperm...curious

2025-01-28 13:41:53 +0000 UTC

Gay respect

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-01-28 07:38:29 +0000 UTC

Hey not gay gay for pay and probably bisexual. Have you fellers seen the Chinese jo Rogan? Can't remember if I made this up or if it's real but I wonder if he as stupid as good ole Joe. Anywho thank y'all for making my poverty wages pay for something entertaining

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-01-28 07:35:55 +0000 UTC

In the most recent episode you talk about how you guys bet they laugh at your flaccid penises in surgery. I work in an OR of a major hospital and I can say for certain that we in fact do make fun of your penis. Like actually. We once had a patient with a cock so hairy we nicknamed him Chewbacca and made a joke about him sounding as such when he busts

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-27 17:38:02 +0000 UTC

Hey Cigarette, Cigarillo, and Cigar! First time question asker, long time listener and patron. First off, thank you fellas for keeping me insane in our hell world. I am constantly reminded by the show of my back log of single player games. Being 20 in college I find myself dedicating my time to multiplayer games as it's easier to pick up and put down. So, I'm looking for advice on what single player game to pursue first... MGS3, Dead Space 2, GTA IV, Batman Arkham City, Cyberpunk 2077, or The Witcher III Sorry for yapping and thanks boys!

Juxto the jester

2025-01-27 15:33:00 +0000 UTC

Why is YouTube still giving me Charlie Kirk Ads? I asked google like six times to stop showing me these adds and it won’t stop. I used to watch republican stuff like 5 years ago but never him. Is this google sucking off the next administration or is that stupid.

American_Butter

2025-01-27 15:24:48 +0000 UTC

Dear Fart Tank, I wrote in about 6 months ago asking for advice for starting BG3. this game is one of my favorite of all time but I really fucked up. I work 45 hours a week and I'm playing co-op with my brother. Needless to say we're still playing it and I still think it's amazing but I don't want to do it anymore lol. How do I get off this ride? I'm watching the game industry pass me by and I'm getting anxious about it. Help please. All jokes aside I'm just gonna push through and do it but how did you guys do it so quickly. How much did you miss? I'm at like 250 hours

Dmnsrage

2025-01-27 08:04:31 +0000 UTC

It's wierd how it really does add to the comedy, although it enrages me cuz I wanna hear the naughty words

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-27 07:46:22 +0000 UTC

Olà homosexuals, is it just me or do the censor bleeps make TV comedies funnier? I feel like it gives swear words a bigger punch, specifically in shows like South Park.

Mehgerdeth

2025-01-27 04:29:54 +0000 UTC

You are tasked with fucking one Star Wars alien. Not one of the human characters, an Alien. Who you fucking? Personally, Watto is getting my cock shoved up into his long ass nose

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-26 23:25:53 +0000 UTC

Question for sween…. I cant remember if you talked about it before but since you have been begging nintendo to release a remake of mario 64 for years, have you played the one on the ds? It was remade from the ground up with a couple new worlds and characters and other shit that i feel you would love

Me like movie for the right reasons, you like movie for the wrong reasons

2025-01-26 16:41:22 +0000 UTC

From my experience there's a larger potential for shenanigans when they're small

FilipIsCold

2025-01-26 13:46:01 +0000 UTC

Why specifically small?

kweermo

2025-01-26 05:05:06 +0000 UTC

Hello Americans! I've been following your stuff since 2016, and I'm 20 now as of January. (Make of that what you will.) Recently, I met a small American from new jersey studying here in my home country of Norway, and its been fun showing him how things are over here. My question to you is: if you had a small foreigner over (preferably smaller than you are), what would you do with them on a night out with the boys? Would you place them in a situation they would be woefully unprepared for, or would you set them up for success? What kind of foreigner would you prefer to bring with you on a night out? So many choices!

FilipIsCold

2025-01-26 02:08:21 +0000 UTC

Hello Monkeys! (but in a Frieza way), I’ve been watching Benny Feldmans comedy recently, mostly on IG reels, and have listened to some of his podcast, I think he’s one of the most inventive and interesting comedians I’ve seen in years, yall should check him out, he’s kinda got a Hedburg thing going on but with Tourette’s and a different style of set up. Much Love.

SryMissJackson

2025-01-25 23:27:43 +0000 UTC

Fucking hell dude LMAO

Sippin on prolapse-thazine. I can't pull my colon up

2025-01-25 17:15:38 +0000 UTC

With the ACTUAL episode 300 coming up, will you guys bring on a guest? Will black Corey Taylor be making his return while downing a 12 pack of yoohoos like the danger to society that he is?

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-01-25 16:50:23 +0000 UTC

If you had to star in a Nickelodeon sitcom that was 100% compromised by pedophiles, what show would it be and what's the least amount of money you'd willingly take per episode? You are a child in this hypothetical and always at risk.

Shirt Man saying I will not die a monster as he puts himself onto a shirt

2025-01-25 03:14:11 +0000 UTC

Hey cunts. I've been listening to/ watching the pod since episode 1, because I used to watch Chris and Derrick's content as an already jaded 14 year old leftist in 2016. Sorry for taking so long to sub, but I am pretty poor as the homeless usually are. Anyway here's my question: If you could move anywhere in the world, where would you choose? I know Derrick has talked about western Europe, and Sween has talked about the midwest; But where specifically? I want your future street addresses. After almost six years of wanting to, I'm finally escaping the hell that is Florida and moving my weeb ass to Tokyo next year.

Mugen Mori

2025-01-25 01:45:42 +0000 UTC

Heyo, Rey, Will. I. Am., Sgt. Johnson On a somewhat recent episode, if my rotten brain remembers correctly, Chris brought up the dude Hitler shoots in that last real Wolfenstein game. That dude, according to every source I can find , was Ronald Reagan. What's a baffling cameo or retcon in that spirit that's ever caught you off guard

crazysunshinevevo

2025-01-24 20:08:41 +0000 UTC

The mayor of Newark is named Ras Baraka

getting pantsed while soft

2025-01-24 18:30:19 +0000 UTC

Hello bababooees Since all three of you were young when the Internet was just starting to spread her legs. What video do you remember seeing early on in life that told you that nothing is ok and we're doomed as a species? Personally, I was a little late to the party so the earliest one I saw that made me question everything was that video of dudes in Ninja Turtle costumes having a circle jerk around a pizza with comically large fake penises. They end up spending the last few minutes drowning the pie in cum. Love youuuuu MWAH

Goopy

2025-01-24 17:54:07 +0000 UTC

Wait hold on that genius

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-24 16:52:21 +0000 UTC

Hello, filth. I came and had nothing to clean it up, so I used the scumbag shirt to wipe up the cum. My question: is this sexual assault?

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-24 16:51:48 +0000 UTC

Dude holy shit that scream Chris does kills me every time it reminds me of that meme of the screaming emoji getting thanos snapped out of existence

Balls

2025-01-24 16:19:49 +0000 UTC

How ya doin, you filthy animals and Derrick. If you could out one individual as whatever you want and have it turn out to be true minutes after, who do you pick and as what? I'd out Trump as gay just to see what his fan base does with that.

SweenyFlossingWithScatman'sColonIsACaribbeanThing

2025-01-24 12:32:53 +0000 UTC

what's up twig, average, and fat piece of shit with a gap tooth so wide you could fit all of new jersey and half of Pennsylvania in it. I've been replaying all of the gears of war games recently and I'm left wondering why people dislike judgement, 4, and 5. all of them had interesting things to add to the gears sandbox that didn't utterly ruin the core gameplay like the 343 halo games, and the characters are genuinely charming and fun to be around. What are some things that you like that few others do and you don't understand why?

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-24 02:33:06 +0000 UTC

Hello Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest. Did you hear that Bad Bunny of Bullet Train fame had to quit his Hot Ones competition for fear of his colon falling out? Thanks and have a great day!

Putting black face on my light bulbs

2025-01-23 22:45:48 +0000 UTC

Got any good drug stories or first time advice?

American_Butter

2025-01-23 20:46:28 +0000 UTC

hey gang, so for christmas i treated myself to a PSVR2, despite its limited library of games i was still quite interested in a few upcoming and past titles, i have to say though that after experiencing resident evil 4 vr, metro vr and TWD saints and sinners i really believe in the technology and think in the future it and flatscreen games will live in harmony, but my question to yall is what do you think of vr gaming and has anything VR related really impressed you or make you really love it? and chris since you’re on sacred did you review the psvr2? cheers guys!

John_is_eternal

2025-01-23 14:47:08 +0000 UTC

RoachDogg!!

John_is_eternal

2025-01-23 14:37:51 +0000 UTC

a bingo card of the next 4 years would be rad

John_is_eternal

2025-01-23 14:36:21 +0000 UTC

When I was in 11th grade there was some kid in the cafeteria just slapping his dick from side to side through his pants. He was probably special needs or something, but that image will never leave my mind.

kweermo

2025-01-23 02:36:45 +0000 UTC

Hey Moe Curly and Larry Did you guys ever have a kid who was a known gooner or sex pest in high school. In my high school there was this kid that we’ll call goonie who would constantly be watching porn at school and jacking off in bathrooms. He somehow managed to get porn on his school assigned iPad and allegedly was caught jacking off in class. Do you have any similar stories gentlemen? Cheers

Sweeny was a ridiculously stupid kid

2025-01-23 01:15:07 +0000 UTC

Just writing in to say that in the most recent episode Chris is talking about DigitalPh33r. Who became Jon CJG but is now just Jon Graham. He was talking about his series Deus Ex Machina but his big one was Arby n’ the Chief which I think is still going to some degree. It “ended” quite a few times and was a big part of how I got into internet content, machinima, and Halo in general. He also did Hard Justice and One Life Remaining which were very good too in my opinion. Although I should note. He’s Canadian.

Master BFE

2025-01-22 15:54:01 +0000 UTC

Just wanted to let you guys know: In the nickelodeon TV show "Victorious" the character Jade apparently has a Gears of War bag with her constantly.

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-22 07:09:11 +0000 UTC

Can we get a extra ammo if y’all predicting the next 4 years.

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-01-22 05:03:34 +0000 UTC

Hey gays, I finally got to seeing the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time. It was a blind spot for me. I expected to be just fine due to seeing all of the LoTR inspired media, but ended up really enjoying all three. I watched the extended editions and was surprised to find out in the vanilla version of the third movie, Saruman didn’t even show up. Anyway, my question is, how would you rank them? Also, I want to see Gollum put in a car crusher.

Derrick, what places would you recommend seeing in Greece

2025-01-22 02:40:22 +0000 UTC

How far back do you think you can go in human evolution until you can't find any women who are attractive?

Cum and Cum and Cum is Pee --- Got to Suck Bro's Penis but it's so Hard to Squeeze --- Cum Together, Right Now, Over Me

2025-01-22 00:48:35 +0000 UTC

Have you guys ever messed with emulation? Sometimes you guys will talk about old games like Onimusha and how they aren't accessible anymore but emulation makes it so easy to play these older games that it seems weird you've never talked about it much before. I just got into it and it's life changing for someone who likes playing retro games. Thanks for the hours of content you three gays

Damien Sawyers

2025-01-21 20:55:00 +0000 UTC

I was recently thinking about what kind of wild nazi-tier human experiments we could be doing with modern technology if not for medical ethics. For instance; if you stuck a VR headset to an infant and they grew up only interacting within that virtual space, would they just freak the fuck out if you eventually removed the headset at like 10 or something. Anyway, what wild experiment would you perform if you didn't have to worr about ethics

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

2025-01-21 20:46:06 +0000 UTC

Sup snark kings quick question should they marvel rivals go crazy with skins in america and make a donald trump red hulk for the fuck of it? Also hope yall are doing well during these fires stay lit ladz

ASTROBOY

2025-01-21 20:43:17 +0000 UTC

Hello, libtardigans I think the "i take a look at my enormous penis" song was onto something. My toxic trait is that I argue with right wingers online, and when they ultimately flounder and resort to name calling, I take immeasurable pleasure in knowing that I almost assuredly have a much larger penis than they do. I don't have a porn star dick or anything, but I am twice the size of at least 50% of the is male population. Am I a psychopath for this? Thanks for all the good sessions, boys. Also I'd actually get only fans and pay good money to see sweet dogging femboys on camera

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-21 19:10:40 +0000 UTC

Hello Master Splinter, Black Majin Buu, and the random black guy the two of you don't know but keep on the podcast, SECOND time writer here; A couple months ago or so I finally finished RDR2, excluding the epilogue for now, and balled my eyes out while doing it. After completing the game and finally getting to understand all the references, I wanted to ask if there's any game on your backlog that you've been meaning to get to for a while, or a game you know you'd love but just haven't gotten around to it yet.

Gaylo Cumbat Evolved

2025-01-21 17:52:46 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, Chris mentioned on Sacred Symbols he is particularly fond of edibles. Which ones? I'm not a cop lol

Michael Rojas

2025-01-21 16:08:23 +0000 UTC

Hia snarks, 2018 listener here, first time actually contributing. Writing in to point out the guy who gets shot in the wolfenstein cutscene is actually meant to be Ronald Reagan, which made it 5 times funnier for me atleast. P.s Dave Mustaine is an avid Obama citizenship denier who claims he knows it to be true, thought id throw that in, peace.

My Colonical Romance

2025-01-21 14:41:08 +0000 UTC

I'm not!

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

2025-01-21 06:07:18 +0000 UTC

Is that you, lyle?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-21 02:53:05 +0000 UTC

Who would say no to that

kweermo

2025-01-21 01:19:03 +0000 UTC

Would you guys accept $50 Million if you had to kill 5 rats, bare handed, every week for the rest of your lives?

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-20 20:44:41 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, this one is a longshot but What do you guys make of Sam Hyde? I’ve seen the fishtank stuff other than that he’s funny here and there. If he’s really a Nazi, why don’t more people shit on him the way they do Nick Fuentes? It feels like taboo to talk about him and I don’t get it. I would love to hear your perspective on this, cheers kings.

Lizurd

2025-01-20 07:19:43 +0000 UTC

Hello twig, average, and fat piece of shit Not a question but an extra ammo idea. You guys should write your own version of halo 4 since you disavowed the original Independence Day 2

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-20 03:45:55 +0000 UTC

Right here!

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-20 03:43:31 +0000 UTC

Nickelback

kweermo

2025-01-19 21:42:26 +0000 UTC

Hello Tits, Ass, and Armpits (Chris) I currently can't stop listening to Creed no matter how hard I try. Are there any bands or artists that you put off for a long time that turned out to not suck?

A Glade Pulg-in that just fills the room with cum

2025-01-19 21:05:39 +0000 UTC

Would you speak like an elcor from Mass Effect for the rest of your life for 10 million dollars?

Joe Krogan, cousin of Joe Frogan

2025-01-19 13:12:41 +0000 UTC

I didn’t need to hear this

Dandylion

2025-01-19 11:14:50 +0000 UTC

Hello Coach, Nick, and Louis! i'm having my first floor/pit concert experience in february and my second in april, and wanted some pointers on what to do/not to do. the first one is for tyler the creator so i really don't expect anything crazy, but the second is a Denzel Curry concert (which i'm insanely excited for) and I hear his shows usually have decent moshpits. never been to any live hip hop shows before this, so i wanna know what to expect other than "bring earplugs" and "dress light"

fell asleep during the blazi episode and i think it gave me lucid dreaming for the first time in my life

2025-01-19 07:30:16 +0000 UTC

There was a video on pornhub a few years ago of some dude jerking off using sandpaper

kweermo

2025-01-19 05:12:15 +0000 UTC

Back when I used to vape, a boomer took a long drag of his cigarette, looked at my vape and said "that'll turn your lungs into jelly". I could only raise a brow, have you ever been left speechless by something like that?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-19 03:03:39 +0000 UTC

So what im gathering is that you can't do a better job, so I win.

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-19 02:46:53 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, would you rather have your colon be forcefully removed by a large beautiful black man with sandpaper gloves while awake, or play Overwatch? - Sincerely, an Overwatch player.

Dandylion

2025-01-19 02:03:43 +0000 UTC

Wuz good Snark men. Question mainly for Sween and Derrick. I watched X-men 97 and could only think that Magneto is correct and everyone should listen to him. What villain or villians across comics/shows do you think should win??

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

2025-01-18 21:55:31 +0000 UTC

Question, or not to question? That is the answer

GEARSxWARRIOR

2025-01-18 16:56:30 +0000 UTC

Sup bois, no question, just wanted to say that Chris’ new song on SoundCloud sounds like it belongs on a lonely island EP

Kevin Kotton Kohls

2025-01-18 08:54:31 +0000 UTC

Idk Taylor Swift I'm not a girl 🙄

kweermo

2025-01-18 05:33:24 +0000 UTC

What's up Titan, Titan, and Warlock (none of you are hunters because you're all actually respectable people), what're some of your favorite immortal (but lesser known) pieces of content on YouTube? I rewatched BalloonShop's Poptart video a few days ago and it still cracks me up.

gay trump be like VAGIYNAH

2025-01-18 04:42:19 +0000 UTC

How would you gay parody Taylor swift?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-18 02:30:44 +0000 UTC

Hey Ray, Rick, and James. What are your go to karaoke songs?

Irish Wristwatch

2025-01-18 00:42:07 +0000 UTC

Hey fucktards, just a quick one. Sween, have you finished veil guard yet? I want the extra ammo of you and derack talking about it already

Shot Yung Sheldon

2025-01-18 00:30:45 +0000 UTC

Bro think he funny 💀

kweermo

2025-01-17 21:58:47 +0000 UTC

You are given a million dollars (non-taxed). But after you take it, you will explode at a random time between 2 months and 10 years. Keep in mind that the explosion will not cause any damage, but it will paint the entire vicinity red. Do you take it?

Sippin on prolapse-thazine. I can't pull my colon up

2025-01-17 17:50:45 +0000 UTC

How much of your audience do you think is actually legitimately gay? (Or any type of LGBT+)

American_Butter

2025-01-17 17:28:43 +0000 UTC

One episode derrick mentioned having tons of recordings voicing out song ideas. I used to play guitar in high school, but coming up with original melodies/rythyms always seemed impossible, as I would just end up with an existing song stuck in my head. Is this an issue that you guys deal with when making music? I don't do drugs but it seems like I would have to take them all to get the creativity for writing music. Where does your creativity come from?

Squidward Killing Machine Operator

2025-01-17 14:39:51 +0000 UTC

Gaylor swift be like "I knew you were gay when you walked in~ homo, homo, homo!"

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-17 12:41:39 +0000 UTC

Hey Chino, Girl Danger and Spider. Friend with fully paralyzed legs started moaning loudly as a group of chicks passes, then uses fake “tard voice” as he blames the friend group. What is the most devious thing a crippled person has done to you?

Cumming on Insurance CEOs

2025-01-17 03:50:20 +0000 UTC

Not a question, just my own anecdote for some shit they tried to make me do at work harkening back to ep 290. I work in a warehouse as a forklift operator and we have rodent problems sometimes. A few weeks ago I smelt an awful smell, turned a corner to see an enormous rat pancaked under a rat trap, this on its own isn't unusual at this point, what was the skidmark line of bloody diarrhea that blasted out of it like it was squeezed out like a tube of toothpaste. I go to tell my manager about it and instead of calling hazmat he tells me to get a mop and clean it, obviously I declined, citing the fact that my job is to drive a forklift and not mop bloody rat shit.

Big Uncle Fungus

2025-01-16 23:09:43 +0000 UTC

Hello there Lord Snarkest, Apple Breeze and sween. Would guys guys ever do a show with David Jaffe. I think that'd be hilarious okay, I'll sit down and shut the fuck up

Joshua Jones

2025-01-16 20:38:01 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow GLEP

getting pantsed while soft

2025-01-16 18:59:15 +0000 UTC

Love your name lol 😂

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-01-16 18:57:10 +0000 UTC

Hello fellow GLEP

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-01-16 18:56:51 +0000 UTC

Hey howdy ho fuckwads! What’s a movie or show that you have thoroughly enjoyed but don’t like to bring up because you don’t want to be associated with the type of person who enjoys that kind of show/movie? Fight Club is my favorite movie of all time but I don’t like saying that because then I’m associated with the million chauvinist incels who worship Tyler Durden. Hope y’all stay safe

BeatoMyMeato

2025-01-16 18:28:44 +0000 UTC

A while ago you mentioned you pissed off the dude from New Rockstars by asking if he was from wise Crack then responded with "same thing" do you think dude was upset because apparently Rags from efap did the exact same thing to him. So maybe he gets that alot. Point is any other funny stories of accidently upsetting people? Thanks stay shmexy

JulesAdventures

2025-01-16 16:43:01 +0000 UTC

Hello voices I hear when I’m alone, I wanted to know if there is any niche childhood media you still enjoy. For the 35th anniversary of hot wheels, Mattel made a movie called “world race”. I think it’s far better than anything vin diesel pulled out of his soggy colon for the fast franchise.

Allah hauk tuh on that infidel

2025-01-16 16:04:57 +0000 UTC

What are yalls thoughts on Eminem calling Candace Owens the N-WORD.

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

2025-01-16 09:55:49 +0000 UTC

i live near the city so i just went downtown to see a girl i’ve been talkin to

Marky Mark and the Vietnamese

2025-01-15 20:59:43 +0000 UTC

I was thinking more like the kind of hair people grow on their arms/armpits, but that's an even more heinous image

Papa_Gzeus

2025-01-15 19:04:03 +0000 UTC

Stalin solos both

GundamStyle69

2025-01-15 18:37:39 +0000 UTC

Hey you chimps. Let's say that there was boxing matches of the worst people in history. Which kind of contestants you you guys like to see take the ring? For me, I would go Epstein v Neil Gaiman .

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-15 17:11:01 +0000 UTC

This comment is so unhinged I hope it gets answered Also why Chicago specifically to get pussy? Wouldn’t you want some place with more variety so you have more options?

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-15 16:31:30 +0000 UTC

How do you think life millions of years from now will evolve in the environment humanity has created today? What do you think any future species that conquers the world will think of humanity massive porn addiction when they inevitably find someone’s goonstash? Or maybe a whole server that somehow survived?

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-15 16:27:47 +0000 UTC

imagine a bunch of thin long hair sticking out of the tip of your dick…..

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-15 16:21:09 +0000 UTC

What's up big boys? Would yall rather have a hairy esophagus or a hairy urethra?

Papa_Gzeus

2025-01-15 12:44:06 +0000 UTC

Bonjour tards, I've been dealing with some video game burnout lately. Usually I could go back to my absolute favorites like Skyrim or Fallout 3 to reinvigorate my interest but no such luck this time. Any advice on other ways to get back into gaming?

Mehgerdeth

2025-01-15 03:48:32 +0000 UTC

Greetings my three chuckle cucks, Quick aside, I've been a fan since 2016 and have listened to every podcast you've all put out. What are some of your favorite open world games in terms of mechanics and story? I'm replaying Cyberpunk and I love how the game plays and the story it tells. Its so satisfying to beat a man half to death and then launch him at his buddy. Seriously love all of the content coming from this and your individual channels! I can't wait to see what comes in 2025!

The Clip of Sweeny Freaking Out Over Bears

2025-01-15 02:42:07 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, Ben Shapiro versus Andrew Tate wasn't on my 2025 bingo card. If you could watch a "Celebrity Deathmatch" style fight between these far-right/MAGA dinks, who would it be between? Personally, I would love to see Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert fight one another. Celebrity Deathmatch was a claymation style show on MTV in the late 90's-early 2000s in case you forgot. Stay safe ❤️

NurseBob

2025-01-15 01:03:55 +0000 UTC

Hello my three Musketeers. Did you know that it was confirmed by Johnny Bravo's creators that Johnny does Get Lucky with women off screen. Obviously since it's a kid show they can't exactly show him getting laid.

GundamStyle69

2025-01-14 22:34:48 +0000 UTC

Hello The Three Amigops Do you plan to bring back any past guest from the podcast if so who?

Masterbaker

2025-01-14 20:37:03 +0000 UTC

He was mentioned many many episodes ago and I've been meaning to ask this for quite a while. I'm sure if they googled him real quick it would jog their memories.

Great-Four-Five

2025-01-14 18:48:04 +0000 UTC

Am I supposed to know who that is

kweermo

2025-01-14 18:45:16 +0000 UTC

Vincent Ambrosio was my neighbor. My only substantial memories of him were of his lightsaber battles in the street of our neighborhood and the times my friends called him 'Walker Texas Ranger' in highschool. It wasn't until years later during Thanksgiving dinner when I heard about his Chris Hansen episode from my titis and tios roasting him. What was something from your childhood that came back to you in the strangest way?

Great-Four-Five

2025-01-14 18:34:18 +0000 UTC

Happy start of a New year, ya three homos! Got a hypothetical for you guys. You’re walking down the street and a bee whizzes past you and lands on a flower. Upon further inspection, you notice that the bee is an animated Bee Movie bee version of yourself. Like down to the clothes you’re wearing in black and yellow. What do you do with this horrifying new info?

Papini Bros- Karl Urban daring Jack Quaid to stick his hand in a deep fryer for the Novocaine movie

2025-01-14 16:49:59 +0000 UTC

PLEASE REACT TO THIS Just remembered this from way back in the day. Derrick may be aware of this, but I’m positive that Chris and Sweeney aren’t. Look up “Delusions of Grandeur - Glazed Donut Zero (Official Video)” on YouTube, 2:27 in. https://youtu.be/HEfBrXV74GA?si=KOwICx1faoTnhdd3 (If anyone else looks this up, please don’t spoil it)

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

2025-01-14 14:15:19 +0000 UTC

Hello gay gayer and you gap toothed son a bitch. Basing this question off a tweet from Mr gun, if you could build a pyramid in the modern day what shape, size and all around features would you choose? Personally I'd build an Aztec style pyramid but make it cyberpunk and metal as fuck with neon lights, heavy music and a strip club inside similar to the one from the cinematic masterpiece from dusk til dawn except more badass and futuristic. No budget. No rules. Fucking go for it. Be well boys. Sweeney get glasses.

getting pantsed while soft

2025-01-14 10:19:18 +0000 UTC

Mai from Fatal Fury is coming to Street Fighter 6 and she is making me cum BUCKETS

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-14 05:28:15 +0000 UTC

Hello my favorite band of minorities. Not a question, but I recently started playing Mass Effect through the legendary collection and I can confidently say I've seen the light Matriarch Benezia's got one of the best racks I ever darn did see

Gay

2025-01-14 03:24:09 +0000 UTC

Nah he was just a YouTube prankster. Even the few freaks that still make content that were pranksters are no longer pranksters.

Dunder Funkly Dunkly

2025-01-14 02:53:13 +0000 UTC

Hey blacks (Now that Chris is burnt) Have you guys tried speedrunning any games? If not, which game would you be willing to learn? BTW AGDQ (a speedrunning charity event) had a live band for a speedrun of Crazy Taxi this year. It was dope!

Mr.Bubbles

2025-01-14 02:44:00 +0000 UTC

Hello Hispanic Billie Joe Armstrong, black James hetfield, and the guy who doesn’t look like Mario Judah, but in fact actually looks like 7 Kim Jong Uns stacked side by side if they were all Jamaican and used to be thinner back in like 2017(I’m not sorry you gap toothed fuck) Are there any albums that you can point to and feel as though they perfectly describe you either currently or at a certain period of time? Personally, dark side of the moon perfectly encapsulates my thoughts when I was suicidal and the story told in American idiot eerily accounts for the last two years of my life, so much so that I’m getting it tattooed on my body.

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-14 02:33:49 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, I’ve watched you guys since episode 0, which feels like forever ago, and over the years i couldn’t quite understand your take on Joe Rogan, which in my mind until recently was just the harmless hippie who talked to wack jobs, such as the guy who wore a mushroom hat saying the world was 90% conscious mushroom and flat earthers. Until recently i thought it weird to be so critical of essentially a long form version of the howard stern show, with the exception of the ivermectin debacle. Joe claimed back in 2020 that stories were taken out of context and focused oddly on the ivermectin, but then he turns around in 2025 with Mel Gibson claiming it cures cancer. Between that, him having trump on during election season, and the fact that my viewership already dwindled completely unless he had somebody like hulk hogan on that scratched that mushroom man itch, i cant believe that i didn’t see it for so long. Rogan knows what he is doing, and it is fucking gross, i am so dejected that i defended this asshole as being just stupid for so long, i felt the obligation to tell this to you guys because i felt for the longest that calling rogan malicious was just a hot take. It really feels like a santa isn’t real situation to me and i feel stupid.

Kazuhira 'The Racial Pain Hurricane’ Miller

2025-01-14 02:04:12 +0000 UTC

What happened to the radio show idea?

Elon Is A DEI Hire Because Hes Ret@rded And Gay

2025-01-14 00:05:27 +0000 UTC

Hello Oreo Thin. I recently went into Chicago to acquire some pussy. while there i was driving down a poorly lit road and nearly hit an elderly man standing in the street. Upon further inspection he was standing there in the dark actively shitting his pants, i was so taken aback i had to pull over. My question to you is what is the wildest thing you’ve seen someone unabashedly doing in public?

Marky Mark and the Vietnamese

2025-01-13 16:16:55 +0000 UTC

Just quick question for the bunch of you, with the recent Arkham games talk as over the holidays I got back into them. After replaying the depressing fight with the deathstroke in knight I went back to origins where I was reminded of the online mode and how silly it was with friends. Question I have is did any of you play or see stuff on it and could it be seen again in something else? Thanks for the laughs while I work cheers.

My left nut

2025-01-13 15:22:59 +0000 UTC

Hey there Kiki, Bouba & Derreck. Is/was there a piece of media you you distinctly remember seeing at one point that you've never been able to find again? For me I remember watching this interview where the interviewee was talking about playing with his wrestling figures when he was younger and midway through he mentioned he was smoking while playing with them which caused the interviewer to ask him what what age he was at the time. To which the interviewee replied 17 (around that age) and the interviewer and the crew in the video all lost their shit laughing.

Ben Shapiroquai - Virtjewal Insanity

2025-01-13 11:52:48 +0000 UTC

Salutations miscreant, misogynist, & milkman. I was talking with a girl (with rizz) and after 2 hours of conversating she said "I hate jews they control the media. Are you Jewish?" (I'm very much not). Naturally I left and blocked her because I don't want to deal with that. What was the fastest and quickest turnoff you ever had from someone?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY - DR. FRANKENSTEIN VERSUS DR. JILL STEIN

2025-01-13 06:31:45 +0000 UTC

What’s a food or drink or drink you used to love but overtime ate so much you can’t eat it anymore, mine are cheese itz

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2025-01-13 05:20:59 +0000 UTC

Hello Hispanic Electro, Caribbean Kingpin, and Black Kraven I've been listening to a lot of Daft Punk lately, and I can't think of a single person who hates them or doesn't bop to at least one of their songs. Can you think of any other musical groups or artists that have 0 haters? Thanks for the gay jokes wishing y'all the best

Schadenfreudian Slip

2025-01-13 04:19:41 +0000 UTC

Hey belligerent muck on the inside of my ear canal, what have been some of your favourite usernames you’ve used throughout the years? I’ve been Angela and Bagel primarily, yes, it’s me, fuckers listening.

Dandylion

2025-01-13 02:25:07 +0000 UTC

What’s up, body type 1, body type 2, and body type 3 My old friend Jess had an argument with someone which Jess stated that the other person listens to music wrong because they preferred listening to the instruments rather than the lyrics. Have you guys ever heard something just as baffling (anything Sweeney said doesn’t count) Edit: the other person is hard of hearing and can’t hear the lyrics in most songs

Rise Against recorded their new vocals in between Sweeney's teeth

2025-01-12 22:42:42 +0000 UTC

Hello The Penis Brothers Have any of you been late to the party on watching or playing a beloved series and ended up loving it? Since chris said he doesnt trust anyone who hasnt seen dragon ball z, ive started reading the manga at the ripe old age of 23 and aside from the constant harassment of women, im really enjoying it! Im currently on the namek saga and its actually reigniting my love for drawing, so thanks chris for the peer pressure

Me like movie for the right reasons, you like movie for the wrong reasons

2025-01-12 21:06:44 +0000 UTC

Chris, does Jontron know you stole his hat?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-12 13:48:39 +0000 UTC

Hey, which President would be the worst ghost to get haunted by? For me, I would hate to be haunted by that fat fuck Taft

Chris Kisses Boy Penis

2025-01-12 04:40:17 +0000 UTC

Hello my humans(?), If you were to categorize each race into Types, like Pokemon, what would be the rock-paper-scissors nature of each race? Would Caucasian be weak to Black? Would Asian be strong against Latino? Discuss.

John Martian

2025-01-12 04:32:32 +0000 UTC

Ur Living up to that joker face with that one

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-12 03:27:43 +0000 UTC

Welcome to the year of the budget carnival! what are the all time worst viral tweets you’ve seen?

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-12 03:26:17 +0000 UTC

buffcorrell covered even flow

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

2025-01-12 01:09:52 +0000 UTC

I dont think spending $300 a year on this podcast is worth it. Just ask good questions.

kweermo

2025-01-12 00:40:47 +0000 UTC

Itll be worth it when you purchase the name read tier and make your name into ridiculous things and make them read it. It’s my favorite part of the podcast consistently

3XO and the sudden onset of diarrhea on the way home and unfortunately having to potty outdoors

2025-01-12 00:14:38 +0000 UTC

What's up, Playstation 2, Xbox 360 and, Gamecube. have you ever had a game miscommunicate something to you that you felt dumb for not understanding afterwards. my best example (I'm sure there is more) is from helldivers where fighing the illuminate, trying to understand there hitboxes was a mystery for so long until a friend just told what they were and i felt so dumb for not thinking that the legs of a massive tripod would be the weak point

Being the lead singer of pierce the veil must be weird rn

2025-01-11 21:02:14 +0000 UTC

Yeah, all 3 become equally dark/lightskinned but the average is enough that all 3 are dark enough to say the N word publicly

Asseaters Anonymous

2025-01-11 18:55:36 +0000 UTC

Hey F, agg, and ot my question FOR CHRIS is will we get a soft a n-word out of him this year? He is comfortable saying the T-slur and even the F-slur on a much smaller occasion so just say it fuck nigga

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

2025-01-11 17:59:38 +0000 UTC

Like they split it amongst each other or share their melanin equally with chris so he can become black enough to feel comfort saying it on camera

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

2025-01-11 17:57:57 +0000 UTC

They def just taking a long needed break after the new years

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

2025-01-11 17:56:51 +0000 UTC

Hello Fat black gay retard, Fatter blacker and gayer retard, and Chris. If you guys were to have snarktank action figures of yourselves what accessories would you have, press and talk catch phrases, and what Playset themes would you have ie lego cityscape or batcave

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

2025-01-11 17:52:13 +0000 UTC

What's up Dr. Yakub, the Amazing Albinoid, and General Monk-monk. On a recent episode you briefly mentioned the devious behavior of gooning to music. Have you ever gotten chubbed up listening to sexually charged songs ie, Megan thee stallion, Doja Cat, etc?

My Sexual Awakening Was The Quirky Goth From NCIS and Now My Taste In Woman Is Ruined

2025-01-11 06:14:36 +0000 UTC

What’s good See, Hear, and Speak no evil. What Snark Tank Universe characters would you put in Marvel Rivals and what roles would they play? I could see Bashed In Head Joel being a tank that takes on any blunt force damage. Appreciate you guys.

Goon Knight

2025-01-11 04:49:01 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, dont have a long one here, for new years me and a couple of friends got absolutely hammered for new years, can definitely say i was “blackout” drunk for the first time. My question is what is the most fucked up you degenerates have been.

Futt Buckerson

2025-01-11 04:03:59 +0000 UTC

If you could make a sequel, prequel, spinoff, or remake of any game/gaming series, what would you make? As a huge Fire Emblem fan, I’d love a prequel to FE5 that follows the 12 Crusaders of Dahna

Scumbag without the “S”

2025-01-11 03:39:45 +0000 UTC

Hey snarkos, I'm workshopping an insult, what do you think? "Your parents divorce was your fault"

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-11 03:26:09 +0000 UTC

Hey hungry hungry homos, got a question for you guys. You get the ability to have the best duck meat ever but only through the Greek Myth Prometheus style situation with Donald Duck. Chained to a rock and you cut him open to harvest his insides to cook them, then he regenerates his insides. Again, unlimited duck meat that is so good it makes your toes curl, BUT, you are constantly harvesting this poor duck. Are you doing it or are you freeing Donald? If yes, then you also have to contend with Mickey Mouse snooping around, looking for Donald

Derrick, what places would you recommend seeing in Greece

2025-01-11 00:25:25 +0000 UTC

Hello Gang, it’s my first time writing in, I have one question have you guys seen the trash keemstar and kidbehindacamera have made it’s just a bunch of losers sitting around a camera screaming Its called lolcowqueen and your boy boogies on it, thanks for making me laugh every week, I’ll sit back and listen now and hope you all tear them up and make me laugh.

Chris Childers

2025-01-10 23:09:38 +0000 UTC

hope yall are doing well and are safe. its been a while and I think alot of us are worried about yall. stay safe little bros

The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.

2025-01-10 19:20:04 +0000 UTC

minors, its always minors

The Sheen of Sween's peen is green from banging Colleen last Halloween.

2025-01-10 19:18:44 +0000 UTC

Hello, Derrick and Sweeny, if you could share the melanin equally, would you become lightskins and thereby ostracise yourselves from "real black people" just to grant Chris the N-word pass?

Asseaters Anonymous

2025-01-10 18:27:46 +0000 UTC

Thats kinda what I'm thinking too. Idk if Wolverine could survive a black hole. But I think Larry King's mouth keeps the black hole contained, so he needs to be super close to his target to engulf them. That's why he had the show, to get victims within consumption range.

Joe Shmoe's Arabic brother Mohamed Shmamed

2025-01-10 18:12:01 +0000 UTC

Greetings, seething filth. Maybe I'm just retarded, but did yall every get curious enough to stick your DS stylus down your urethra when you were watching porn on the DS browser? Or was I caught in this weird era where thay would have even crosses my mind at the same time I had a DS?

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-10 17:50:18 +0000 UTC

Hello Calvin candie and his two underperforming Mandingo fighters! What is the most out of pocket thing yo uncle heard an old person say in front of you? When I was a freshmen in high school back in 2016, I had a substitute teacher, and the Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne meme was popular and I repeated it and she said “hey, don’t say Jesus Christ, say Buddha or Muhammad” I actually called her stupid and got suspended.

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-10 14:41:42 +0000 UTC

the one and only

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-10 14:37:46 +0000 UTC

The last straight bender?!?!

SryMissJackson

2025-01-10 05:57:06 +0000 UTC

Yea they were not subtle with it at all lol Early on I specifically recall Ashley saying some shit like “Politics amirite” verbatim. She may as well have winked at the camera

Jelqal Queer Solid 2 Bums of Verily

2025-01-10 05:38:46 +0000 UTC

Yo! Share some Wild party stories!

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-10 03:58:32 +0000 UTC

Disgraced? What did he do?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-10 02:58:21 +0000 UTC

As a huge fan of Mass Erect, it’s an incredibly pro-military game with a quintessential Randian protagonist who is bogged down by bureaucracy and an inefficient government. To be fair, you could boil down a lot of video game protagonists in a similar way, but I feel like ME lays it on thicker than most.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

2025-01-10 02:27:58 +0000 UTC

It's secret alien tech ancient news kept secret it does get weird. Reminds me of spirit science.

Dunder Funkly Dunkly

2025-01-10 01:53:01 +0000 UTC

Hey there you genuine lobotomites. I was working over Christmas and served beer to some discraced YouTube prankster with 5 mil subs and no uploads in years. Have you ever interacted with someone for an amount of time before knowing they were famous/infamous.

Dunder Funkly Dunkly

2025-01-10 01:49:41 +0000 UTC

Bonjour fucktards, if you were given a time machine and were able to travel to biblical times what events or people would you interact with? They can be either the real world events or the cult fanfic we received.

Thiccgod

2025-01-10 01:35:31 +0000 UTC

It depends. Are Jay Leno's regenerative abilities powerful enough to withstand the sheer magnitude of force contained within Larry King's maw, if they were to ever battle?

Roadside Piss Bottle

2025-01-10 01:23:07 +0000 UTC

hello, my retro retards! I work for a medical equipment delivery service, and on occasions we’ll get gifts from the patients. Today I got the biggest score that I think anybody in our department has gotten and that is a Xbox 360 with two copies of Halo 4 and the Black ops trilogy. My question is what is the best gift of stranger has given you ?

FrankenTubbie

2025-01-10 01:15:52 +0000 UTC

Do you think wolfenstein might be slightly antisemitic? The basis of the nazis winning in it is they stole secret jew magic? Or am I just reading too far into it.

My Dick Is hard my balls are numb~ (BRAIN STEW)

2025-01-09 20:35:36 +0000 UTC

Hello my three favorite minorities as a long time Warhammer fan I find it hard to recommend the franchise since a majority of the community is Nazis. What franchises do you like but hate the community?

Transfem with trash taste

2025-01-09 20:00:01 +0000 UTC

Hey dudes; no question just wanna say hope you boys and your friends/significant others are all okay and safe with this fire happening. Thinking of you guys!

Landon Keith

2025-01-09 14:50:54 +0000 UTC

Hi Fart Tank, I just beat Mass Effect for the first time after listening to you guys & my girlfriend recommend it nonstop. Amazing game and I’m excited to start 2, but I have a burning question. The Council is an intentional allegory for real-world government inefficiency, right? I hated that I was constantly being gaslit into thinking Saren & the Reapers wouldn’t be a problem when you can take one look at him, with his wires and shit hanging out, and realize he’s not okay lol Hope you guys & loved ones are safe from the fires.

Jelqal Queer Solid 2 Bums of Verily

2025-01-09 14:33:15 +0000 UTC

Hope you snark boys are safe, the fires look bad

Clark

2025-01-09 12:44:28 +0000 UTC

Not a question: hope you are all okay and safe from the fires going on in California right now. Stay safe.

3XO and the sudden onset of diarrhea on the way home and unfortunately having to potty outdoors

2025-01-09 09:37:27 +0000 UTC

Hello there Ed, Edd and Eddy! First time question asker from Ireland🇮🇪. Simple question but one that caused alot of debate in my friendgroup. What is the strongest animal you think you could take in a fight? My friend is convinced he could take a Leopard in a fight and we all think he's insane, while they called me insane for thinking you could take on a small chimp with a lead pipe. Happy new year boys, I hope you didn't get vapourized in the wildfire

Spike The Lizard

2025-01-09 09:15:39 +0000 UTC

there's a finding nemo one called "Finding Crack" that I love

Being the lead singer of pierce the veil must be weird rn

2025-01-09 07:28:33 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas if you guys had to make one of those shitty disaster movie , date movie etc what would y’all base it off of ?

Derrick’s Hereditary Take Is Ass

2025-01-09 06:46:34 +0000 UTC

Good ol PU is their favorite as a whole

Madea Oblongata

2025-01-09 05:20:04 +0000 UTC

What is your favorite Youtube Poop?

Owen2

2025-01-09 04:18:38 +0000 UTC

Happy new year fellas, wishing the best for all. If you could have Weird Al do a parody of any song from the past few years what would you choose? Personally I think it'd be be hilarious to hear his attempts on something like "Not Like Us"

Gay Gamer, A Gaymer If You Will

2025-01-09 01:34:14 +0000 UTC

*? Fuck grammar mistake

One Woman Roving Band of Raiders.

2025-01-09 00:29:49 +0000 UTC

How would the snark tank solve global warming?

American_Butter

2025-01-09 00:22:26 +0000 UTC

Two more weeks until big boy even gets in and I’m fucking exhausted. I legit may just stay away from news for four years.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

2025-01-08 23:42:20 +0000 UTC

Hey fellas, you all have lived in both L.A and New York right? When you guys guys feel homesick for either city, does playing GTA kinda help or have y'all not given it ant thought?

Michael Rojas

2025-01-08 22:43:01 +0000 UTC

Have y'all ever realized your subscribers' names are just card against humanity tier shitposting?

Skynet

2025-01-08 22:11:56 +0000 UTC

Hello to my three future concubines, First time question asker, probably, I genuinely can’t remember. My partner and I have been together for 7 years and married for 5 in April, and the whole time they’ve really disliked video games and only played like Sims 4, Mariokart, etc. I finally got them to try Skyrim, fully expected them to hate it, but it is now their favorite game ever and they’ve completely changed their tune on video games. Has there ever been something you guys recommended or showed to someone that completely changed their perspective/life?

Just the words “Big Gay Balls”

2025-01-08 21:22:33 +0000 UTC

Asking my first question I think, honestly can’t remember if I’ve written in before, I’d like to know what Kingston thinks of the new absolute line of DC comics. Superman and wonder woman are phenomenal imo

Logan McDaniel

2025-01-08 19:58:50 +0000 UTC

Hello snarko and the darkos. I finally caved and joined the patron after nearly 5 years of listening to ur crazed ramblings. So recently my mom asked what I was laughing at after listening to some of the old episodes on a car ride. I begrudgingly let her listen after she wouldn’t let go of what I found funny and she busted a gut laughing at John Lennon being “drummed to death” by Ringo. So this is my question; what of one of your weird or niche interests that your parents actually liked or enjoyed? P.S. I also shared one of Derik’s gay parodies of AC/DC to my dad and now we quote “he kept his anus clean” all the time at random😅

I’m new. Don’t bully me or I’ll cum

2025-01-08 19:38:29 +0000 UTC

Hoping you guys are all safe ❤️

king_ryan_james

2025-01-08 19:37:01 +0000 UTC

Good day gentlemen, can you fart so hard your balls explode?

Carpeted Microwave

2025-01-08 18:09:05 +0000 UTC

Duo???? As in duo the cat??? Aka Mimic the octopus????? From sonic????????

kweermo

2025-01-08 17:33:29 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris-Topher and the Darky Malarkey Duo. Long time first time, for serious and true. Lets get straight into the most heinous question I can think of. Would you rather be molested by everyone you know, or have to molest everyone you know? Bonus, you can eat a shotgun sandwich but only halfway through one of the choices.

Sween and Derrick in a SAW trap where they have to bust in each others faces or get fucked to death by horses while Chris watchs

2025-01-08 17:09:23 +0000 UTC

Yes. If an interview isn't going his way, he resorts to consumption

Joe Shmoe's Arabic brother Mohamed Shmamed

2025-01-08 17:07:27 +0000 UTC

See but that was like January 4th or sum they said before the holidays they got episodes and extra ammos lined up. Now Chris is sick so we’re double fucked for awhile

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

2025-01-08 16:34:38 +0000 UTC

Chris said on his twitter he got the flu and can’t do in person

BAAM is making cum and lots of it

2025-01-08 16:28:31 +0000 UTC

So filming extra for the holiday season was BS this year?

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

2025-01-08 15:09:36 +0000 UTC

When they read your name on the show

kweermo

2025-01-08 15:07:52 +0000 UTC

persona 5 doesn’t have heavy romance lol. rest of the stuff that guy is wilding about though

Yan Uli

2025-01-08 13:58:24 +0000 UTC

did the fire cause an indefinite hiatus?

Yan Uli

2025-01-08 13:55:01 +0000 UTC

How much do I have to pay you guys so I can remove your colons

♪ I fell in love with a homeless gay ♪

2025-01-08 12:11:51 +0000 UTC

Hey Snark boys, When will my patreon contribution be worth it?

Clark

2025-01-08 11:51:11 +0000 UTC

Not a question but stay safe out there dudes, this weather is fucking wild

Feverdream -

2025-01-08 11:23:12 +0000 UTC

Just a quick one for cyberpunk. I'm pretty sure they added a skip for the start of the game so it starts after the heist and you wake up with a terrorist in your head. It also might be linked to the dlc so you can jump into it fresh but you can just walk off and do your own thing. Keep being glorious twats and happy new year.

My left nut

2025-01-08 10:34:51 +0000 UTC

So he has a black hole for a mouth?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-08 08:36:24 +0000 UTC

Or Sween's curtains

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-08 08:35:43 +0000 UTC

What's up SpongeBob, Patrick and, Squidward. I was watching an old episode and heard you guys talking about how much Coletrain could lift. I think you guys said 500lbs for an arm curl which is insane. of the characters you guys have created who is doing insane numbers in the gym? Can Shirtguy just put someones muslces on his shirt and then manifest them on him?

Being the lead singer of pierce the veil must be weird rn

2025-01-08 06:42:13 +0000 UTC

Who do you think would be a more devastating foe, Jay Leno with Wolverine regeneration powers, or Larry King with a maw so powerful, not even light can escape?

Joe Shmoe's Arabic brother Mohamed Shmamed

2025-01-08 04:34:24 +0000 UTC

Apparently it's in vogue to give people a stroke when you type now, so: What is one thing you can't do the least?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-08 03:04:51 +0000 UTC

What is y’all’s least worst quality you think the other has? -

H-7M

2025-01-08 02:49:45 +0000 UTC

choice between batman university and salamanca university where do i go (both are real)

The sketch is sweeneys alt skin

2025-01-08 01:40:20 +0000 UTC

New years goals. How soon will you guys fail or complete them?

the void

2025-01-07 23:41:00 +0000 UTC

Would you be gay if cum tasted like pizza?

Cum and Cum and Cum is Pee --- Got to Suck Bro's Penis but it's so Hard to Squeeze --- Cum Together, Right Now, Over Me

2025-01-07 23:39:25 +0000 UTC

When is Derrick going to get checked out for his early onset dementia? Or when is Sween gonna finally get glasses?

Quube

2025-01-07 22:53:27 +0000 UTC

What's up Hawk, Tuah and That Thang. What do you guys think about Trump straight up pledging to create the evil North American, South American and UK Empire from 1984 in his latest speech?

MojaveScribe

2025-01-07 22:49:35 +0000 UTC

Avast ye scalawags! Me dear newborn infant child is blighted with scurvy, and the devilish hand of death now endeavors to take him from me! What be a seadog like me to do?

drop the soap (don't drop the soap baby)

2025-01-07 21:34:05 +0000 UTC

The world is a difficult place to live in, but please don't give up on it.

drop the soap (don't drop the soap baby)

2025-01-07 21:21:16 +0000 UTC

This sucks lmao

drop the soap (don't drop the soap baby)

2025-01-07 21:19:28 +0000 UTC

This is fucking awesome

drop the soap (don't drop the soap baby)

2025-01-07 21:18:45 +0000 UTC

Hello dark humanoids, whats the best cosmic retribution yall have ever witnessed? A bully of mine gravely injured themself in a biking accident and in an adrenoline and shock indused state they saw me helping them to the hospital, which then caused them to be nicer to me. Really wish they fell twice though tee hee

Unkle Adams dropping his keys between sweens teeth

2025-01-07 20:35:24 +0000 UTC

Hey ya QUEERS. Question for Chris here. Since you've been listening to more Devin Townsend, have you listened to Ziltoid the Omniscient? If not, definitely give that one and it's sequel a chance.

Chase Johnson

2025-01-07 20:32:18 +0000 UTC

Hey boys, have you ever wanted to strike one of your co-workers physically? I spent a good 20 minutes arguing with my co-worker over Baldur's Gate 3 winning GOTY a few years back, he said he thought the game was dogshit and that none of his friends knew what it was so it didn't deserve to win GOTY. I asked him how far he got and he didn't even get past the tutorial, and then proceeded to call it a "Gooner Game" for having romance. He then went on to praise Persona 5 as the greatest RPG ever made, a game with heavy romance. He then went on to say Astro Bot and Cash Bandicoot were Mario Galaxy rip-offs because they're 3D platformers.

Shirt Man saying I will not die a monster as he puts himself onto a shirt

2025-01-07 20:06:33 +0000 UTC

Hey Gang! I was thinking since you guys are always pulling up clips mid show, maybe you could get a monitor in there and connect it to the switcher so that you could show us better instead of the blown out phone audio

Some Caucazoid

2025-01-07 19:39:21 +0000 UTC

Sup my mixed melanin maniacs. Best insult you’ve heard?. It can be a word or a phrase in English or any foreign language. In Colombia, there’s a phrase called “mal parido”, which basically translates to “you were birthed wrong”.

Sippin on prolapse-thazine. I can't pull my colon up

2025-01-07 19:37:13 +0000 UTC

Melanin

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-07 19:23:39 +0000 UTC

Who’s the most retarded and why is it Sweeney?

Russell Garrett

2025-01-07 18:37:26 +0000 UTC

It really is. Clears all the big chains, easy.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

2025-01-07 17:52:19 +0000 UTC

Greetings you bile spewing cretins. When I was just a child, I thought the movie Men in Black was about black men because Will Smith was a black man. Do you recall from your childhood any embarrassing misunderstandings on your part?

Speaker Mike Johnson and Son Gooning Emporium

2025-01-07 17:46:14 +0000 UTC

It's honestly the best shitry pizza, and I would say the one here in lousiville is better than a good chunk of NY pizza places, although I admit I have no gague

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-07 17:45:44 +0000 UTC

When is Derick fighting Daniel Cormier

A smiling friend named Bryan

2025-01-07 17:41:58 +0000 UTC

Casey’s is one of the few things I have as an Iowan. I know these NY fucks would shit on it, so I’m saying “fuck you” to them preemptively.

Hard R. Kelly - I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little shuck n’ jive

2025-01-07 17:40:26 +0000 UTC

No fr it does bro, he needs to see the light

The Big CheeZe

2025-01-07 17:37:20 +0000 UTC

Clussy goes bonkers

kweermo

2025-01-07 17:34:45 +0000 UTC

hey snarkcrew can u write a made-up eulogy for other cast member

randeep kang

2025-01-07 17:26:57 +0000 UTC

Hello Don Cheadle, Iron Juan and evil Pillsbury Dough Boy, what is something that you lads have done out of pure financial desperation? Like a moment where your funds were so limited that you stepped where no man has ever stepped.

East Coast Heroin Baby

2025-01-07 17:18:11 +0000 UTC

Hello no-tism, some-tism, and all-tism, been a fan of the series and Chris specifically ever sense i was 15 (I’m 20 now) I wanted y’all to participate in some improve, its a zombie apocalypse were gays run rampant, in this damned reality Sweeney has found a dog and wants to keep it, it is you and derricks job to convince sweet to eat, kill, or fuck the dog i don’t really care what y’all do, peace out

Gaytothebonegaytothebonef-f-f-f-f-fagf-f-f-f-fag

2025-01-07 16:08:12 +0000 UTC

Question mainly for Sween. Are you actually afraid of clowns or is that a bit? And if you are, what's scary about them? They throw pies and hand out balloons, they're not scary at all.

The Big CheeZe

2025-01-07 15:57:08 +0000 UTC

Yo cum burglars what’s the most poison damage you’ve done to yourselves? Got my grandma cards against humanity as a Christmas gift and had to explain what bukkake was to her.

From Hicksville with love

2025-01-07 15:54:21 +0000 UTC

Yo it's the new year should I kill myself? Because eh why not

JulesAdventures

2025-01-07 15:52:23 +0000 UTC

Hey there, Snark Tank Trio! It’s 2025 and the Snark Tank is a few years old now and the new year is typically a time for reflection. So, how do you feel the podcast going, what could be improved on, and where do you see it going next? Any goals you want to hit? Thanks guys! I look forward to seeing your continued success. -Riley🍻

rileydelete

2025-01-07 15:30:04 +0000 UTC

Greeting you sex filled men, what is the most baffling/stupid thing you've seen your cohosts do?

MaxSilhouette

2025-01-07 15:22:06 +0000 UTC

Would you rather Option 1: You have to ride sentient, constantly crashing trains like Thomas the Tank Engine everywhere you need to go (remember they always say "luckily no one was hurt," so you won't die, you're just late to work.) Option 2: Every time you make a decision you have to pause, ask the audience, and wait for them to repeat your answer like Dora the Explorer.

DanTheManWithThePants

2025-01-07 15:19:04 +0000 UTC

Hey Rocko, Heffer and Filburt. Long time listener second time question asker. I have recently graduated college by time you answer this I am graduating with a Bachelors degree in broadcasting any advice if you can provide not about jobs (but if you can please do) but life after college.

The Sharpe Pain Behind My Right Eye

2025-01-07 15:05:51 +0000 UTC

Hi Snark Tank Crew, what has been your favorite concert or stand out surprise moment at a concert? For me one of my favorite concert moments was Jay Weinberg coming out to play drums at the Red Rocks Amphitheater with King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard.

Naphrum

2025-01-07 15:00:34 +0000 UTC

"HaI eVeRyBoDy" Chris when you all admit that you're like a level 2 week? Derrick and Sweeney stay black and beautiful my niggas

Xbox loves that corner chair in the hotel room

2025-01-07 14:42:09 +0000 UTC

Hey, my chaotic shoulder devils, please open a P.O. Box! I’m trying to send you some nice pumpkin bomb replicas from the Disney parks. As for my so-called 4chan criminal backstory, I was just a nerdy Boy Scout who helped map out the stars from the night sky footage. They would have stolen the flag without me, but still, I do feel partially responsible.

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

2025-01-07 14:28:21 +0000 UTC

Hello all. What’s a moment of lore in a franchise you only hear talked about but you wish got shown happening?

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

2025-01-07 14:17:24 +0000 UTC

Hi Chris Gay Gun, Tom Gayneey and SomeGayGuy. I can be your token Non-Binary fan. Listener since episode 0, I've been a member of the patreon since this November for the extra ammos (don't see myself regretting it anytime soon) but couldn't think of a decent question so Im compromising with a dumb one. Question: Do you guys legitimately actually dislike furries or is it a bit played up for the camera? I personally find it amusing to pretend to be overly upset about something that doesn't really matter so I can kind of understand either way. Sorry for the wall of text, keep up the good work fellas.

Pholleen Phorrest

2025-01-07 14:08:27 +0000 UTC

When is the fuck a fan contest, again?

Goopy

2025-01-07 13:57:35 +0000 UTC

hello nig, negro, & negus. That woman combusting in the subway reminded me that ive traveled on that train line almost daily for years & the worst ive seen is like a homeless man opening the train doors & hopping out while its running. My question is, whats the absolute worst thing thats happened at/near an area you frequent, or use to go to frequently

Jimmy Carter looks like one of them frenzied flame niggas

2025-01-07 13:37:35 +0000 UTC

Greetings funny little men in my computer, and Sweeney. Which which is more embarrassing for a straight man, getting fucked in the ass by a dude or getting pegged by a women. I'm bi, so their both equally gay to me. Thoughts? Keep up the good work, Chris and Derrick.

I make a da pizza, I cook a da meatball, I shoot a da CEO

2025-01-07 13:08:02 +0000 UTC

What if all three of you kissed? 😳

Michael Nesburg

2025-01-07 13:03:52 +0000 UTC

Hello butt sharks and happy new year. How much influence do you think the speculated release date of GTA 6 is effecting the gaming industry as a whole? BREAK, read the rest at your discretion. We can only assume it is coming in fall 2025. I am certain that other game developers have been planning around this. I can only imagine the chaos that would happen if GTA 6 was delayed to say spring 2026.

Kevin Durant's feet.

2025-01-07 12:28:49 +0000 UTC

Happy new year you beautiful baby boys! With the rise of nostalgic cash grabs, what are some things from your youth that you don't miss at all? Call it "anti-nostalgia" if you will

Papa_Gzeus

2025-01-07 12:04:24 +0000 UTC

Can you think of a band or artist whos later material is better than their early material? My submission is one Derrick may know: Napalm Death.

Sperm butt fuckers

2025-01-07 11:30:08 +0000 UTC

Hey one funny man, derrick and the black version of blob. Why is it that when you read a news article about a man fucking a burger do you automatically assume it's an American who did it

Viggo Runar Sigurdsson

2025-01-07 11:03:16 +0000 UTC

Hello Chris Cum Gun, Derrick Cumman, and Cum Sweeney. It's a common question as to what Album or soundtrack you want as the soundtrack to your own life. But I think I can do better than that, so to you I pose this: What artist/band/composer would you want to score your life with original music? Keep in mind this is a real-time job for the artist in question. They record it all relatively in advance I guess, or in person/live, your choice, and therefore the quality of the score may be affected by their personal life so choose carefully (Kanye might not be a shout here). Personally I would choose the band CAKE, I feel like they could keep me on track. P.S. while the artist's life will affect the score, retirement or even death can be ignored. Alright, keep on fuckin!

Only the longest will survive, Lead me to semen when we dry, I am a cumstain on the wall, I'll be the one to gape us all - Blow

2025-01-07 10:59:22 +0000 UTC

Hey Steve, Beave, and Smeave. In a recent episode you guys brought up the idea of a Vaudeville Gun and it’s continued to invade my thoughts. So my question is if you had one use of the gun where would you use it and who would you use it on. For example Elon right after that goofy x jump.

What happens to the shirts when shirt man dies

2025-01-07 10:50:12 +0000 UTC

Hello creatures of comedy Long time listener and 3rd time asking, and recently after seeing nosferatu I’ve seen so many women thirsting after that chicken legged fuck that slings meat and I wanted to ask yall what’s your wildest hear me out?

The Locust that shot carmine

2025-01-07 10:35:46 +0000 UTC

Hi Larry, Barry and Garry. In a recent episode Derrick mentioned that he likes Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy. Just wondering if any of you have seen the new War of the Rohirrim animated film? If so what are your thoughts, as a fan of LOTR since I was 5 I thought they did a great job.

Johnny Ronnie

2025-01-07 10:24:48 +0000 UTC

We need another psychicpebbles episode, you guys should bother him until he comes on and then not ask him about any of the stuff he's working on.

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

2025-01-07 09:27:04 +0000 UTC

Greetings shit stains What is the most ridiculous moment you’ve had while gaming. Banter, interruptions or random hilarity whatever goes. P.S. you should write Red Dead 3 as an extra ammo

Geography with Sweeney is worse than a lobotomy

2025-01-07 09:22:12 +0000 UTC

Not a question. Just wanna say thank you for introducing me to Mass Effect. This is easily my favorite series of games ever. I have been playing the shit out of the Legendary Edition and am halfway through Mass Effect 3. I sure hope nothing bad happens!

Joe Krogan, cousin of Joe Frogan

2025-01-07 08:38:57 +0000 UTC

Greetings Snark Tankians, what are y'all's opinion on lemon meringue pie? I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue SUCKS!

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

2025-01-07 08:27:48 +0000 UTC

Why are you gay?

Bingus

2025-01-07 08:16:42 +0000 UTC

Hey there, beta cucks So I was listening to episode #55 with Meat Canyon recently and heard you all discussing chain pizza, my question is have you ever tried Casey's pizza? It's basically like a pizza place that's also a gas station that you can buy liquor at, and the pizza there is freakishly good, especially in comparison to other chain, let alone gas station. I would genuinely love to hear back from you on it because I really do think it's the king if shitty pizza

TheAntiDefamationLeague DefamesTheDefamationLeague

2025-01-07 07:59:19 +0000 UTC

Upload a fucking podcast before I buy a house and stop being homelese

Dandylion

2025-01-07 07:52:44 +0000 UTC

The rss feed was fixed for me when 288 was uploaded but you can download and play podcasts directly in the patron app

Declan Browne

2025-01-07 07:21:50 +0000 UTC

And goodbye to you too, fellow retard

Mr. No-Pants, the underdog of the Shirtmanverse

2025-01-07 07:18:19 +0000 UTC

It’s 2027, trump has given Alaska to Putin as a birthday present. Canada couldn’t elect a human in time and became the 51st state. The west coast is now a trade route for the new U.S.S.A. Gay is now illegal, an exception is made for animals. Furry culture sweeps the nation. What animals you picking for your government issued fursonas?

Trevor Moore’s ghost

2025-01-07 06:40:23 +0000 UTC

Wondering if anyone else is having issues with the Apple RSS feed the episodes and extra ammos from 284-287 aren’t showing up?

I hope you only cum sand forever

2025-01-07 06:25:53 +0000 UTC

Can you answer this question?

semen in I by thick knot

2025-01-07 06:21:37 +0000 UTC

If you could choose one person to forcibly make trans who would it be?

Questionable

2025-01-07 06:19:42 +0000 UTC

Arrivederci various shades of brown I wanted to know, would you guys rather be a werewolf or a vampire? And to add on, which versions of those things (Ex: Underworld, Twilight, Bram Stoker, etc)

Shoving my head all the way up Invisible Woman's ass to suck on her colon

2025-01-07 06:05:40 +0000 UTC

Hey Derrick and Chris Long-time patreon, first time question asker ;) With the year firmly behind us, I was wondering: which was you favorite bit/in-joke on the show, from last year? (PS: I know you've said before that you forget quickly, but you're gay)

Epic Rap Battles of Spunk

2025-01-07 06:03:57 +0000 UTC

Greetings fellow bretheren. What's a life event that seems average or mundane to many but to you was a significant turning point in your life? After years of self improvement I got a good job, got engaged and also moved out of my parents house. I'm 29 by the way about to turn 30 so to have these things finally happen to me feels so much more significant, as if my life has officially started. A great way to start 2025.

Mehgerdeth

2025-01-07 05:58:00 +0000 UTC

Hello Milhouse Carl and Doctor Hibbert. Which CEO would you Luigi? Hypothetically of course

Nile Hay

2025-01-07 05:57:00 +0000 UTC

Hello live leak,rise against and Simpsons Any predictions for the next 4 tremendous years. Is trump gonna have health complications will we see the first president with a drag photo out there only time will tell!!! P.s. I’m Super happy a person in nowhere Idaho has as much representation as me in voting birds

Pan_of_Jello Lord of Jeff

2025-01-07 05:51:02 +0000 UTC

G'day ya sick cunts. Hopefully this year won't be absolute dogshit. In an emergency situation where you have found yourself at the controls of an aeroplane, who out of the 3 of you stooges, would be the fastest or most successful in figuring out how to fly it?

JettStorm, A lots and lots of jets and planes guy

2025-01-07 05:48:57 +0000 UTC

Sup dick heads! What are your thoughts on the Ghost of Tsushima anime and the Helldivers movie? Thank for the killer content. I'm going to inflate all of your foreskins and use them as a spiritual tent of foreskin.

Do you think Snark Tank lead to Pee-Wee coming out

2025-01-07 05:41:52 +0000 UTC

Hello snark bois my question is this. With your banging casting of the Mario and independence movies, can we get a snark tank version of a mass effect film? I could see it as a truly cursed masterpiece. Have a good life

Hispanic Clone Trooper

2025-01-07 05:33:26 +0000 UTC

Hello trinity of snark! If you guys could gift a village a single movie for them to watch for generations like “Simple Jack” in Tropic Thunder, what movie would it be? Thanks for recommending Tropic Thunder way back and have an awesome year

BeatoMyMeato

2025-01-07 05:18:06 +0000 UTC

What up Spider-Man 2 enjoyers what’s your favorite YouTube poop series that you enjoy the most for me it’s Slop Skull’s “Gyatt’s Face when he saw the Supercut”. Hope you have a wonderful year.

One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.

2025-01-07 05:13:19 +0000 UTC

Chris, did you really have to lick every doorknob in South Burbank? Sween, is that spiderman porn on your phone?

RoachDoggJr

2025-01-07 05:08:49 +0000 UTC

Sup slurs Now that we're halfway through the 2020s what are your guesses as to what the best of the decade will be? This could be songs, games, movies and even moments in the snark tank. Hard to believe you've been doing this for about 5 years now

shitting in a gatorade bottle

2025-01-07 05:06:32 +0000 UTC

What’s up Jizzy, Gaymes and Mouth, Since you amoral cysts susbsisting on chicken, video games, and bacterial vaginosis won’t answer any of my god damn questions, I’m finally giving up and asking. How do I get a fucking question read?

He's a metal gear, Dutch! I know it, you know it, Ocelot revolver knows it.

2025-01-07 05:06:03 +0000 UTC

Hello, Tanks of Snark! In 2025, what are your plans to grow the channel or try new things? Nearly 7 years and we've barely begun to tap the vastness of this show's potential. · Only 7 guests (or 8 if we count Lily). · Only one live event. · Only one fan contest. · No PO Box or mailbag. · No audio or video questions · No gameplay (Horde would be lit). · No movie commentaries · No dictatorship vote

Mikesapien

2025-01-07 04:59:21 +0000 UTC

Hello, black coded heroes. I bring about an inquiry of a most dire state. At my job we have employe of the month posters, all good but recently they had a poster up of a black gentlemen (the one that sweeny is against having a shirt of)... looking exactly like "sweeny." I can't really say much since it isn't mine, and I don't really interact with this big black cog (bbc). But I can't help but giggle whenever I see it, and my co-workers have taken my ill-timed laughter as racism (mexicans so they dont care). It's a photo (not in the best of lighting), and he doesn't look like that on rare times that I see him. Nowadays I wonder, what would you have done? Ps. sorry for grammar and length

The homeless person in between Sweenys teeth

2025-01-07 04:54:32 +0000 UTC

* Dear Bliggers When Sweeny decided to show the “Kill all Bliggers” video on the podcast, I had the idea to show my girlfriend the video. Every since then she’ll mutter “Bligger annihilation” or “Bliggers are in your area” My question is A. How do I stop her from continuing this B. Has there been a piece of media that has corrupted someone’s vocabulary

FrankenTubbie

2025-01-07 04:53:56 +0000 UTC

Hello Donaldo, Tom, and Man, My question is simple. What are your new years resolutions? I've decided to get off my ass and get back into drawing. I haven't done anything since High School after losing a drawing I had spent 2 weeks on. Hope yall and your loved ones had a Happy New Years!

Here's a good question by

2025-01-07 04:52:44 +0000 UTC

hulk hogan

I'm 4ft11

2025-01-07 04:52:10 +0000 UTC

I just wanted to let SomeGayGuy know that I've never seen a regular photo of Jojo , so my reference for what she looks like is that edited photo of her in the Twitter trash you all did. Oh and I started RDR2 because of you all , I named my horse "horseigga"

XxchinodiabloxX

2025-01-07 04:52:10 +0000 UTC

dolphin cum jelly? uhhh, yeah - i sure hope it does.

I'm 4ft11

2025-01-07 04:51:48 +0000 UTC

Hey Sween (my favorite) and the other two. Good luck on the weight loss journey, you're looking good! Question for the boys. What's your least favorite type of setting for a story to take place in? Personally, I think everyone who loves steampunk is a net-negative to society.

I'm 4ft11

2025-01-07 04:51:36 +0000 UTC

Greetings Nick, Stav and Cool Adam. Pretty generic question, but what are some of your all-time favorite comedians or comedy specials?

Definitely Stephanie

2025-01-07 04:43:28 +0000 UTC

Now that we're done thinking of last year, you guys should make a list of what events you think might happen each month and by the time 2025 is over see who was right.

Midwest Faggotry

2025-01-07 04:40:40 +0000 UTC

‘Sup Dark Elf, Redguard, and Falmer, What TV channel do you think each of you is the personification of?

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

2025-01-07 04:37:56 +0000 UTC

Happy new years! I’m sure it’ll come up one way or another but Adrian dittman has to be Elon right? That fornite Friday stream gotta be the funniest shit I saw in a while.

Lizurd

2025-01-07 04:37:01 +0000 UTC

What are your thoughts on the Doom/Halo crossover episode of Secret Level being denied by Microsoft?

SquawksPal

2025-01-07 04:35:33 +0000 UTC

What are your picks for new DNC Chairperson, fictional or otherwise

legolas, what do those slutty eyes see

2025-01-07 04:35:07 +0000 UTC

Hey guys. first time asker, long time liar If you each had one "get out of cancellation free" card what atrocities would you commit and why?

OldSkooRebel

2025-01-07 04:34:31 +0000 UTC

Hey y'all. If you could add any fictional character into any live-service game, who would you pick? Personally, I want to play as Pizza Time in Call of Duty

The In-Game Currency in Call of Duty is called CP

2025-01-07 04:31:07 +0000 UTC

Any particular thoughts on the Breaking Bad house going for sale for $4 million? What a stupid old cunt

MeggerDeath

2025-01-07 04:30:57 +0000 UTC

Lebron Vs. Tiger who’s winning?

Jarvis, take me off Epsteins black book

2025-01-07 04:30:47 +0000 UTC

Hello 2 and a half gay men! For each of you, what are the cringiest moments you've witnessed in real life?

A Chonki Boi

2025-01-07 04:28:57 +0000 UTC

Howdy boys, what's an opinion you strongly hold that's been ruined by the internet? I'm 26 and stayed offline until I was 16 and completely missed the pseudo-intellectual atheism wave. I'm not religious for all the obvious reasons and the fact that being critical of it was ruined by Amazing atheist, a banana, and reddit disappoints me to no end.

Commander-in-Queef

2025-01-07 04:28:11 +0000 UTC

What if you looked in a mirror and noticed one object out of place

Sweeny having a good barber and looking like that

2025-01-07 04:27:27 +0000 UTC

Howdy howdy boys. A quick question for you. A very pale man approaches you weilding the physical manifestation of the n-word. How do you respond.

None Of The Fun

2025-01-07 04:25:32 +0000 UTC

Free idea for an extra ammo: Each of you read a fan fiction about the Snark Tank. P.S. The tax on this free idea is a free month subscription.

My cock in the middle of your cheeks

2025-01-07 04:24:50 +0000 UTC

Hath thine come across the world class gaming experience known as "I Am Jesus Christ?"

Jumping into a stranger's hand as I animorph into a gun so the police do the job for me. It's the perfect crime.

2025-01-07 04:24:44 +0000 UTC

Hello Gom Gweeney, Gerrick Glackman, and Ghris Gay Gun. I just finished playing through Mafia II for the first time and about 5 hours into it the camera switches to first-person for one segment and then never does it again. What are some other weird or jarring development decisions in games you enjoy? P.S. If you haven't played the Mafia Trilogy yet, do it. If Spiderman makes you feel like Spiderman, Mafia makes you feel Italian.

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

2025-01-07 04:24:30 +0000 UTC

Hello Donatello, Raphael and Michelangelo, Sequel to freezing the celebrities in ice question: Pick a famous person to boil in an iron bull. No pussying out.

EmmaThrowinBigBucks

2025-01-07 04:24:05 +0000 UTC

Hi Chris and only chris fuck thoes DEI hired. I have a question for you can we get monthly recaps pleade

chris please do that john marston voice and talk about like nineeleven idk i love the voice

2025-01-07 04:22:54 +0000 UTC

American Alien is the GOAT All star superman is also the default for good superman comics.

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

2025-01-07 04:20:38 +0000 UTC

Hello, I have no funny introduction to this question. Recently I heard a remix of radioactive with a feature verse from Kendrick Lamar, my question is what examples do you have of one very good thing surrounded by a sea of dogshit. Thank you for your time

FredDurstButABratwurst

2025-01-07 04:20:27 +0000 UTC

Sup gamers! New years resolutions? Or do you think that's dumb and gay. All the best!!

call me package the way I came in the male

2025-01-07 04:17:45 +0000 UTC

Howdy ho Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbass, what do you blame your parents most for what's wrong with you? Long days and pleasant nights comrades!

Putting black face on my light bulbs

2025-01-07 04:17:38 +0000 UTC

Hello New York Niggas, and the other one. What's an underrated pizza topping in your eyes that you don't see enough?

Putting black face on my light bulbs

2025-01-07 04:15:24 +0000 UTC

Hello Adam,Stavros, and Nick. Question mostly for Sween, if you could go back and get braces as a kid for your gross tooth gap would you? P.S. I've been watching the show since episode one much love

Shooting a 3pointer of cum into Sweens tooth gap

2025-01-07 04:15:18 +0000 UTC

Hey y'all! Not a first time question asked, and definitely no a first time listener. Just a quick one, what's the gayest thing you think you've ever done?

Shot Yung Sheldon

2025-01-07 04:14:59 +0000 UTC

hello boys, long time listener first time question asker: the Oscar's are coming up so i wanted to get your guys' movie/tv show of the year takes. all the best

Sadomasochistic word piglet

2025-01-07 04:14:41 +0000 UTC

Hey Dick, Dick, and Dickelodeon. You guys should do a deep dive on Grummz aka Mark Kern like you did JF and Ethan Ralph. He's shown little to no progress on his "game" after 8 years and spends all his time on Twitter complaining about wokness in games. He is also allegedly the Blizzard breast milk thief.

Marcus, Maria's colon fell out man. I don't know what to do man. I don't know what to do.

2025-01-07 04:14:28 +0000 UTC

Greetings Snarks, I'm a bit on the older side and as a result I've been dating someone with a teenage son. He recently discovered that he is an atheist (from reddit) and I also went down that direction in my teenage years. I recall how cringe and standoffish the community got and I don't want him slipping down that rabbit hole. What do you think the best solution would be for him to maintain his beliefs while also being socially well-adjusted?

Candace Owen's blackpeoplemeet profile

2025-01-07 04:13:17 +0000 UTC

Hi, Sniggas Who's the youngest friend each of you know and how different are you from them?

Paz

2025-01-07 04:13:14 +0000 UTC

Hey you stupid bastards I agree only 20% of the time In NFS Prostreet (2007) the announcers will react to certain cars you pick to certain events like an E92 in a drag race or a GTO in a drift race What are your favorite attention to detail type of things that appear/change depending on what you pick/do in games ?

CycloneofChaos

2025-01-07 04:13:03 +0000 UTC

Hello to the three people I REALLY don’t want bad shit to come out about. My question is this; what’s a moment you’ve seen in yours or someone else’s life that, however mundane, was like a red flag for serious mental health issues. When I was around 16 and at the height of my depression, I remember needing to eat food before I left for school but not wanting to put any effort into it. So I grabbed a cold slice of bread, crumpled it up into a ball with my fist, and stuffed it into my mouth. Btw I’m now 23 and generally very happy in life.

Hey, my dad used to punish me by publicly embarassing me with tard-speak too!!!

2025-01-07 04:12:42 +0000 UTC

What’s up dawgs what sandwich do you think is the gayest

Tankis The Trash Man

2025-01-07 04:12:36 +0000 UTC

If you had to take one personality quirk or defining feature from every right wing influencer and combined them all to form one person, what would that deeply closeted monstrosity end up looking like?

The Snark Tanks Favorite Wrestler

2025-01-07 04:12:29 +0000 UTC

Y'all ever had to end a relationship that didn't technically have any issues? Sorry for the serious question. I guess tell me what color was your cum this morning instead.

Hung Sheldon

2025-01-07 04:12:27 +0000 UTC

I just wanted to point this out since I'm replaying it right now. In a recent episode Derrick says he's not sure if Claire from Cyberpunk is trans despite the trans flag on the back of her truck. I don't know how the fuck he missed it, but a few minutes later in the very same side quest she says, word for word, "I had gender reassignment surgery a long time ago".

More like dumb stupid fucking idiot Jameson

2025-01-07 04:11:43 +0000 UTC

Hello Shris, Dween, and Cerrick, This question is primarily for Kingston. I hear you guys talk about the new Superman animated series and decided to check it out. I absolutely love it and was wondering if there any versions in the comics that are similar that you could recommend.

IT'S OKAY TO PUNCH NAZIS!

2025-01-07 04:11:25 +0000 UTC

Less of a question, more just unrequested knowledge. You guys got me to start watching dragonball just so i could understand what you guys were talking about. I tried one piece twice and nearly vomited 20 seconds into the intro and i assumed it would be that again, but despite how childlike it is, it never felt childISH. I as an almost 30 year old man have watched 130 episodes now and i get excited every time i see the kameha meha wave. And finally, id just like to reiterate. One piece sucks such monumentally microwaved dog ass and anyone who enjoys it needs to apologize.

pp. my uncle became royalty last week. police said he was human traffic king. sounds lit whatever it is

2025-01-07 04:11:14 +0000 UTC

Hey gays, if y’all were to start a series on your YouTube channels where you were going to rate years by the games that came out within that year, how long would it take you to give up on continuing that series? Thanks and hope y’all have an excellent new year with lots of gay sex and straight sex too

Kevin Kotton Kohls

2025-01-07 04:11:00 +0000 UTC

Sorry for the long question boys, but I'm going to get my money's worth even if it kills all 3 of you. You are transported back to October 20th, 1889, into a child's bedroom in a small house in Braunau am Inn, Austria. In front of you is a door that is closed but not locked. Behind you is an open window leading out into the street. To your right is a crib with a sleeping baby inside. That sleeping baby is 6 month old Adolf Hitler. Hitler's father is out on the town drinking and gambling and will not return for several hours. Hitler's mother is sleeping in her own bedroom across the hall, and will not wake up unless you or baby Hitler make enough noise to wake her. You have exactly 10 minutes before you are transported back to the modern day, so you don't have to worry about spending the rest of your life in prison. You can stand silent and motionless, and change nothing. No one will ever know you were there. Or, you can kill baby Hitler, and change the course of human history forever. What would you do?

Have you guys seen the video of that gorrila throwing a racoon like a frisbee

2025-01-07 04:10:57 +0000 UTC

Hello juwanna menn Have you guys checked out james gunns new animated dc show creature commandos? I think its alright at best but since you guys liked peacemaker you might connect with it more. Its like a less annoying peacemaker in my opinion

Me like movie for the right reasons, you like movie for the wrong reasons

2025-01-07 04:10:34 +0000 UTC

Literally

Pelvis Cocktello and the Same Sex Attractions

2025-01-07 04:10:31 +0000 UTC

Hello insane people inside my phone, This is mainly for Chris and Sween. I'm currently planning to move to New York hopefully in a year. Mainly to pursue the arts (acting/ music), as the scene blows here in Australia. But also because my life needs a shake up. Any advice?

Scooped James

2025-01-07 04:10:12 +0000 UTC

What's up The Woker, The Diddler and Gayne. I was wondering if any of you have played the Batman Arkham games, and if so, rank them from best to worst.

Ra's al Slur

2025-01-07 04:10:00 +0000 UTC

Which GOTY nomination from last year do you think would have a callout thread for grooming

YaGuyALT

2025-01-07 04:09:43 +0000 UTC

I think about making trump trans often. Minority Note.

Sween’s crispr baby being born in malevolent shrin

2025-01-07 04:09:39 +0000 UTC

Howdy boys, what is the stupidest movie or show that you enjoy that you could never recommend to anybody normally. For me, I love the movie “America the Motion Picture”. It is an animated movie about George Washington founding America, and his best friend is Abe Lincoln. He gathers a crew of Sam Adams, Geronimo, Paul Revere, and Thomas Edison, fighting against a Werewolf Benedict Arnold.

The artist formerly known as Semenem (8=D)

2025-01-07 04:09:19 +0000 UTC

What’s up Khorne (sween), Tzeentch (Chris), and Slaanesh (Derrick). You each can elevate one (or more, fuck you) internet degenerate to become a member of a pantheon of gods. They can be added to one that already exists (Olympus, Norse, whatever) or rule over a new conclave of deities. Keep on yoinking that sploinky, my boys

Majin George Costanza

2025-01-07 04:09:12 +0000 UTC

Hello to my Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, my Beautiful Puerto Rican Twisted Fantasy, and my Beautiful DARK Twisted Nightmare. This isn't really a question but more of a notice. Did you see that Joel Haver made a video that used the same skit you guys made about the Grinch (about the song accusing the Grinch of heinous crimes)? Amazing coincidence that two separate creators came up with the same idea lol.

Pile of Crumbs

2025-01-07 04:09:06 +0000 UTC

If you could be any other race to say the slur associated with that race no hassle what race would you be?

Giving my SS number to the hot singles in my area

2025-01-07 04:09:05 +0000 UTC

Hello Cool Guy, Colgate, Coal Guile, mostly for Sweeney, but how do you guys feel about Guilty Gear and (especially in the older games) it's metal aesthetic and soundtrack. Lot's a liver.

One Woman Roving Band of Raiders.

2025-01-07 04:08:42 +0000 UTC

Sup boys? Back on that bullshit again; is Not Like Dutch the peak of music? Or have I been too gas lit by the Snark Tank for red dead 2 shenanigans

It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

2025-01-07 04:08:42 +0000 UTC

"Come back, ..I miss you! Sandy misses you! Even Squidward misses you!"

Jason

2025-01-07 04:08:41 +0000 UTC

Aside from Echo the Dolphin, what's a game from your childhood you never hear anyone mention, nor does anyone know wtf you're talking about when you bring it up? For me it was a ps1 game called "Future racer" (or Defeat Lightning in other regions) ALSO Just wanted to let you all know I got some big titted they/them pussy a few weeks back and my soul has been healed. The Dark thoughts are gone. The sky is beautiful.

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

2025-01-07 04:08:27 +0000 UTC

Hello dubious creatures, y'all been in any car accidents? (other than Sween crashing his in-law's car (without permission ))

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

2025-01-07 04:08:26 +0000 UTC

Hello you cantankerous tank dwellers On a more refined point, what's the one time the weather system in video games made the difference in making a game better, or the opposite?

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace of Parades

2025-01-07 04:08:09 +0000 UTC

Hey creepy uncles, been here since the dawn age. A few episodes ago, sween had asked "what happens to sand when you c*m on it". I'm not here to provide an answer, what do I look like, Bing? But it did make me wonder, if you had the power to shoot ropes onto any inanimate object and turn it into a golem of sorts, what are you dumping a load on and why? You're doing the gays work, fellas

Debirez, the only Devin with the B

2025-01-07 04:07:50 +0000 UTC

Greetings aqualads, this question is mostly for Sweeney. So I’m dating this girl and I wanna introduce her to my friends but they all have an offensive sense of humor similar to mine. So with that being said, how’d you introduce Lily to your friend group? The rest of you fellas can comment as well. Stay snarking into the great beyond

Judawong loves you

2025-01-07 04:07:24 +0000 UTC

Why does Sween, the largest snark, not simply eat the other two?

Absolute Horse Piss

2025-01-07 04:07:05 +0000 UTC

Greetings to my three favorite Benadryl-induced demons! This question is for Sweeney. I'm entering my second year now of getting fit, and while I've done a good job of tacking on muscle, I'm not losing as much weight as I'd envisioned. Do you have any tips/advice that you've found useful on your weight loss journey? Much love as always lads.

Archibald Shrungus

2025-01-07 04:07:00 +0000 UTC

Hello degens, When has a situation involving a slur gotten you in the most trouble? It can be a time you said a slur, laughed at one, etc.

Sween the Grouch

2025-01-07 04:06:38 +0000 UTC

Hello questionable takes and Chris. Any movies you look back on fondly even though they probably aren’t actually very good? My example is that I love Talladega Nights, and it probably sucks objectively

Hayden Spring

2025-01-07 04:06:38 +0000 UTC

Did I goop that?

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

2025-01-07 04:06:30 +0000 UTC

What’s up Sweeney, Derrick, and the man who killed jimmy hoffa? Before I start, I wanted to say thank you for the hip hop and ps2 recommendations. Backstreet freestyle has become my favorite Kendrick song, and msg2 is fucking sick. My question is this, I recently moved across the country, leaving my family behind(in fact I don’t speak to them anymore) what advice do you have for establishing a life in another state?

Chris should have been saved by liquid majin laci green from the time bandits instead of the bluey creator

2025-01-07 04:06:24 +0000 UTC

Hello Arbiter, Spawn, and President Keith David. What are your anti-resolutions for the year? In other words, what do you pledge to not change at all, or even double down on?

BigUglyJordan

2025-01-07 04:06:24 +0000 UTC

What would you do with a boatload of gorilla testosterone in syringes that has been FDA test tested and is safe to use?. You are allowed to insert these testosterone syringes into any person or animal you desire you have 54 syringes

58 Shades of Gay

2025-01-07 04:06:12 +0000 UTC

What do you think about uncoiling your belly button?

Putting black face on my light bulbs

2025-01-07 04:06:01 +0000 UTC

Hello Some Ray Gun, Chris Sweeney and Tom Black Man. Weirdest childhood fever day dream? For me I used to write comics for myself about sonic the hedgehog storming Normandy Beach in 1945 or liberating the concentration camps.

Pelvis Cocktello and the Same Sex Attractions

2025-01-07 04:06:00 +0000 UTC

Hey tip touchers. I work at Walmart and there is a couple that regularly shops here, and I shit you not, they look exactly like sween and Chris if they were 20 years old and gay for each other. I cannot stress enough how much it catches me off guard when I see them. Much love.

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

2025-01-07 04:05:59 +0000 UTC

Shut up you figgernaggets, now tell me what is your grossest or worst experience in the workplace. And I mean the nasty shit, like a guy smearing shit on another guy's dick in the bathroom for a chocolate blowjob.

RFK Jr getting cucked by Ronald and the Hamburgler

2025-01-07 04:05:33 +0000 UTC

Hey butt! If ya'll dated Taylor Swift and broke her heart what would her song be about? (How you hurt her physically and physically, etc.) P.S. Derek when you and Jojo inevitably get divorced who gets the cum?

Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole

2025-01-07 04:05:27 +0000 UTC

With items around your house what is your deadliest trap, home alone style

iSho

2025-01-07 04:05:21 +0000 UTC

Hey there future victims. Which fictional character do you think would be the hardest for I, Steven Urkel to sodomize? I'll leave the decision to you

Steve Urkel Viciously Raping Sweens Tooth Gap

2025-01-07 04:05:03 +0000 UTC

Happy new year gents what even is the upload schedule?

Filthy Animal

2025-01-07 04:04:49 +0000 UTC

Sup Halo: The Fall of Reach, Gears of War: Aspho Fields and Blood Meridian. Hope y'all have a good 2025 especially Sween. I have a gamer question, what is your favorite attention to detail in gaming? Mines is Left for Dead 2 where for the longest time I was confused why Coach's walking animation was so weird, later on I read his back story and he was in college football and during the season he got knee injury where he was benched permanently. Which explains why he wobbles when he walks.

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

2025-01-07 04:04:46 +0000 UTC

Happy Nude Queers

HardCockCafe

2025-01-07 04:04:46 +0000 UTC

We shared the same wavelength for a second there bro

Derek and Sweeney bellyfucking Chris together

2025-01-07 04:04:39 +0000 UTC

Most anticipated game and movie of 2025 Don’t say gta6

Would you kindly tickle my anus

2025-01-07 04:04:36 +0000 UTC

Hello, friend of JPEGMAFIA, The U.S Secretary of the Gays, and Mr. "Can You Imagine?" In a previous episode you discussed absurd guns in video games and it made me think of an old shooter called "Armed and Dangerous" for the original Xbox. In that game there is a gun called the "Land Shark Gun" that literally shoots sharks which tunnel underground and eat people. If you've never seen this gun please look it up cause it's amazing! Love you all so much.

Phantom Rosewood 2 Divine Swendle of Chaos

2025-01-07 04:04:30 +0000 UTC

I feel I just got the first text in a week from my partner after a huge fight

Sween’s crispr baby being born in malevolent shrin

2025-01-07 04:04:22 +0000 UTC

How ya doin, you filthy animals and Derrick. If you could out one individual as whatever you want and have it turn out to be true minutes after, who do you pick and as what? I'd out Trump as gay just to see what his fan base does with that.

SweenyFlossingWithScatman'sColonIsACaribbeanThing

2025-01-07 04:04:11 +0000 UTC

why are you gay?

Slip Dippium

2025-01-07 04:04:04 +0000 UTC

January Question Thread!

Comments

Whatever happened to the dictatorship election?

Elon Musk just did the "DEI means DIE" bit because of the plane/helicopter crash.

I haven't heard spinnickers since game grumps yo, good reference 😆

Interesting question, because I know people with some horrible answers, like my gf's ex apparently had a cum blanket

Hey Spinnickers, here's an easy one. Have you ever bought something from an ethnic market or convenience store just to experiment around and you ended up really liking it? One time I bought whole sardines in chili sauce and they kicked ass on a little caesar's pizza.

Hey Tards! Frequent question asker here, when the fuck are you guys gonna have a guest? You’re always saying you’ll have one soon but then soon comes and we’re left guestless.

Just practice more

Just a quick one. Have you guys seen the video of a large fish just swallowing a womans head and just spitting it out, like it let it's intrusive thoughts win? And of course it was in china, I've just watched several times and it still baffles me.

Hey you old gays! Would you guys beat up your Grandma for $60 million? And I mean to a pulp, like her face will look different.

Drinkin n Driving

DnD lmao Dick and DooDoo lol

NEW RFK JR. LORE DROPPED. HE WOULD PUT LIVE MICE AND CHICKS IN A BLENDER FOR HIS HAWKS.

Happy Lunar New Years, tank boys. I was wondering if y’all would ever be down to ever record a DnD session in the future. Cheers, lads. -Abolish Anime

Everybody knows you only have so much sperm, gotta recycle 😆 but seriously you know some odd people

Gay respect

Hey not gay gay for pay and probably bisexual. Have you fellers seen the Chinese jo Rogan? Can't remember if I made this up or if it's real but I wonder if he as stupid as good ole Joe. Anywho thank y'all for making my poverty wages pay for something entertaining

Why is YouTube still giving me Charlie Kirk Ads? I asked google like six times to stop showing me these adds and it won’t stop. I used to watch republican stuff like 5 years ago but never him. Is this google sucking off the next administration or is that stupid.

It's wierd how it really does add to the comedy, although it enrages me cuz I wanna hear the naughty words

Olà homosexuals, is it just me or do the censor bleeps make TV comedies funnier? I feel like it gives swear words a bigger punch, specifically in shows like South Park.

You are tasked with fucking one Star Wars alien. Not one of the human characters, an Alien. Who you fucking? Personally, Watto is getting my cock shoved up into his long ass nose

From my experience there's a larger potential for shenanigans when they're small

Why specifically small?

Fucking hell dude LMAO

With the ACTUAL episode 300 coming up, will you guys bring on a guest? Will black Corey Taylor be making his return while downing a 12 pack of yoohoos like the danger to society that he is?

If you had to star in a Nickelodeon sitcom that was 100% compromised by pedophiles, what show would it be and what's the least amount of money you'd willingly take per episode? You are a child in this hypothetical and always at risk.

The mayor of Newark is named Ras Baraka

Wait hold on that genius

Hello, filth. I came and had nothing to clean it up, so I used the scumbag shirt to wipe up the cum. My question: is this sexual assault?

Dude holy shit that scream Chris does kills me every time it reminds me of that meme of the screaming emoji getting thanos snapped out of existence

How ya doin, you filthy animals and Derrick. If you could out one individual as whatever you want and have it turn out to be true minutes after, who do you pick and as what? I'd out Trump as gay just to see what his fan base does with that.

Hello Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest. Did you hear that Bad Bunny of Bullet Train fame had to quit his Hot Ones competition for fear of his colon falling out? Thanks and have a great day!

Got any good drug stories or first time advice?

RoachDogg!!

a bingo card of the next 4 years would be rad

When I was in 11th grade there was some kid in the cafeteria just slapping his dick from side to side through his pants. He was probably special needs or something, but that image will never leave my mind.

Just wanted to let you guys know: In the nickelodeon TV show "Victorious" the character Jade apparently has a Gears of War bag with her constantly.

Can we get a extra ammo if y’all predicting the next 4 years.

How far back do you think you can go in human evolution until you can't find any women who are attractive?

Sup snark kings quick question should they marvel rivals go crazy with skins in america and make a donald trump red hulk for the fuck of it? Also hope yall are doing well during these fires stay lit ladz

Hey fellas, Chris mentioned on Sacred Symbols he is particularly fond of edibles. Which ones? I'm not a cop lol

I'm not!

Is that you, lyle?

Who would say no to that

Would you guys accept $50 Million if you had to kill 5 rats, bare handed, every week for the rest of your lives?

Hello twig, average, and fat piece of shit Not a question but an extra ammo idea. You guys should write your own version of halo 4 since you disavowed the original Independence Day 2

Right here!

Nickelback

Hello Tits, Ass, and Armpits (Chris) I currently can't stop listening to Creed no matter how hard I try. Are there any bands or artists that you put off for a long time that turned out to not suck?

Would you speak like an elcor from Mass Effect for the rest of your life for 10 million dollars?

I didn’t need to hear this

There was a video on pornhub a few years ago of some dude jerking off using sandpaper

Back when I used to vape, a boomer took a long drag of his cigarette, looked at my vape and said "that'll turn your lungs into jelly". I could only raise a brow, have you ever been left speechless by something like that?

So what im gathering is that you can't do a better job, so I win.

Hey boys, would you rather have your colon be forcefully removed by a large beautiful black man with sandpaper gloves while awake, or play Overwatch? - Sincerely, an Overwatch player.

Wuz good Snark men. Question mainly for Sween and Derrick. I watched X-men 97 and could only think that Magneto is correct and everyone should listen to him. What villain or villians across comics/shows do you think should win??

Question, or not to question? That is the answer

Sup bois, no question, just wanted to say that Chris’ new song on SoundCloud sounds like it belongs on a lonely island EP

Idk Taylor Swift I'm not a girl 🙄

What's up Titan, Titan, and Warlock (none of you are hunters because you're all actually respectable people), what're some of your favorite immortal (but lesser known) pieces of content on YouTube? I rewatched BalloonShop's Poptart video a few days ago and it still cracks me up.

How would you gay parody Taylor swift?

Hey Ray, Rick, and James. What are your go to karaoke songs?

Hey fucktards, just a quick one. Sween, have you finished veil guard yet? I want the extra ammo of you and derack talking about it already

Bro think he funny 💀

You are given a million dollars (non-taxed). But after you take it, you will explode at a random time between 2 months and 10 years. Keep in mind that the explosion will not cause any damage, but it will paint the entire vicinity red. Do you take it?

How much of your audience do you think is actually legitimately gay? (Or any type of LGBT+)

Gaylor swift be like "I knew you were gay when you walked in~ homo, homo, homo!"

Hey Chino, Girl Danger and Spider. Friend with fully paralyzed legs started moaning loudly as a group of chicks passes, then uses fake “tard voice” as he blames the friend group. What is the most devious thing a crippled person has done to you?

Hello there Lord Snarkest, Apple Breeze and sween. Would guys guys ever do a show with David Jaffe. I think that'd be hilarious okay, I'll sit down and shut the fuck up

Hello fellow GLEP

Love your name lol 😂

Hello fellow GLEP

Hello voices I hear when I’m alone, I wanted to know if there is any niche childhood media you still enjoy. For the 35th anniversary of hot wheels, Mattel made a movie called “world race”. I think it’s far better than anything vin diesel pulled out of his soggy colon for the fast franchise.

What are yalls thoughts on Eminem calling Candace Owens the N-WORD.

i live near the city so i just went downtown to see a girl i’ve been talkin to

I was thinking more like the kind of hair people grow on their arms/armpits, but that's an even more heinous image

Stalin solos both

Hey you chimps. Let's say that there was boxing matches of the worst people in history. Which kind of contestants you you guys like to see take the ring? For me, I would go Epstein v Neil Gaiman .

This comment is so unhinged I hope it gets answered Also why Chicago specifically to get pussy? Wouldn’t you want some place with more variety so you have more options?