#289: Superman Looks GOOD
Added 2024-12-27 02:02:14 +0000 UTCHope y'all enjoyed your holidays!!!
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Day one of smoking meth until the Snark Bois are back
Kevin Kotton Kohls
2025-01-11 10:00:08 +0000 UTCYeah
Only the longest will survive, Lead me to semen when we dry, I am a cumstain on the wall, I'll be the one to gape us all - Blow
2025-01-09 19:32:22 +0000 UTCNot that kind of love bro đ
Nightseye9
2025-01-09 04:19:59 +0000 UTCYou wanna dock bro
YaGuyALT
2025-01-09 01:39:25 +0000 UTCI love you and have a fetish for parasocial relationships. I hope you know that dear reader. Somewhere, someone loves you (and itâs me)
Nightseye9
2025-01-08 03:11:41 +0000 UTCalso remind kingston he sucks at replying to emails
pp. my uncle became royalty last week. police said he was human traffic king. sounds lit whatever it is
2025-01-07 21:56:30 +0000 UTCDoesn't matter, communication is key
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-07 05:18:17 +0000 UTCYea but like it was the holidays we been known this
Feverdream -
2025-01-07 03:26:21 +0000 UTCYouâre saying NYC gave him the flu? We gotta retaliate. Nuke it?
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-07 01:12:45 +0000 UTCHuzzah! Funny's back on the menu boys!!
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-07 00:05:30 +0000 UTCThey are, but a little warning would have been appreciated
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-07 00:03:45 +0000 UTCI COME BEARING NEWS: Chris tweeted that he has the flu and he said they would be doing episodes remotely this week.
kweermo
2025-01-07 00:02:38 +0000 UTCDamn are they not allowed to just take a break?
Feverdream -
2025-01-06 23:47:11 +0000 UTCImprov is hard
H-7M
2025-01-06 22:58:23 +0000 UTCIt'd be yellow if it was yours apparently
YaGuyALT
2025-01-06 22:56:09 +0000 UTCI'm not convinced sweeny is actually allowed access to the patreon.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-06 21:33:42 +0000 UTCI just know itâs somehow Sweenys fault
Sweeny was a ridiculously stupid kid
2025-01-06 20:07:49 +0000 UTCWhat no new episodes does to a mf
Chrisâs Secret 3rd Ball
2025-01-06 19:16:05 +0000 UTCRolling around and the speed of sperm, got faces to glaze gotta come out a penis
kweermo
2025-01-06 18:34:38 +0000 UTCIt hasn't been 6 months yet
Dunder Funkly Dunkly
2025-01-06 16:36:01 +0000 UTCI'm sorry for yelling I just want you guys back. Dealing with work without you three fucks three times a week is making me understand Marx.
Dunder Funkly Dunkly
2025-01-06 16:31:36 +0000 UTCWhat happens is, what happens isâŠyou set expectations at two eps and a bonus ep a week, and then you just donât. Also, donât let em know.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-06 16:12:43 +0000 UTCMember' back in the day when we all bullied jontron into giving us an update? Good times
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-06 13:46:02 +0000 UTCStory time: the very first time I cummed I remember distinctly that it looked like lemon meringue and I wondered why people said cum was white because it was clearly yellow. I still don't know what was wrong because that's the only time it ever happened to me.
kweermo
2025-01-06 13:27:15 +0000 UTCLove that we celebrate reaching 4 pages of $25 patrons by not releasing any more episodes and not communicating anything, really rad way to say thanks to all the paying fans
out_of_focus_bigfoot
2025-01-06 12:58:43 +0000 UTCMan Snark tank is definitely my favorite podcast but basic communication being impossible for them is their biggest issue. Wouldn't be surprised to learn either they didn't actually pre record or somebody just straight up forgot to upload it again. We'll know if we see it pop up on free feeds first.
Eric the human
2025-01-06 10:53:03 +0000 UTCWondering if thereâs been a screw-up lol. Chris mentioned something on an LSM episode about recording extra to have episodes banked for the break, and 11 days with no communication seems a bit egregious. If only I wasnât a friendless degen that relies on parasocial relationships to get byâŠ
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-06 10:34:14 +0000 UTCNo new episode with no explanation makes me wanna eat lemon meringue pie.
I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!
2025-01-06 06:38:18 +0000 UTCLol imagine if they came back with another "failed boob ranking"
Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole
2025-01-06 03:45:23 +0000 UTCWhere pod
SryMissJackson
2025-01-06 02:22:26 +0000 UTCWe should bother them until they address it
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-06 00:40:46 +0000 UTCThis use to be a huge problem about a year ish ago too, every now and then they wouldn't upload for 2-3 weeks and straight up just wouldn't say anything until the next ep dropped lmao.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-06 00:03:11 +0000 UTCMaybe the real new episode was the friends we made along the way
AnbyLover9
2025-01-05 23:52:14 +0000 UTCEspecially when they're all posting on their other socials lmfao
Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson
2025-01-05 23:52:05 +0000 UTCDid somebody say coins?? âĄïžâĄïžđđ»đđ»
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-05 23:35:14 +0000 UTCNo one has a problem with you guys modifying the upload schedule over the holiday season, that shit busy. But typing 2 sentences explaining a small break is not hard.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-05 23:33:46 +0000 UTC*Bilbo saying âFUCKâ when he reaches for the ring *âLooks like FUCKâs back on the menu, boys!â Aragorn just saying âfuckâ before he turns and charges into the battle
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-05 20:49:14 +0000 UTCAlright guys, I was joking earlier but câmon.
Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson
2025-01-05 20:29:42 +0000 UTCitâs insane how much money we give you guys just for you to not even bother with an update
mongrel intruder
2025-01-05 20:17:47 +0000 UTCEnough time has passed, where is the new episode
3XO and the sudden onset of diarrhea on the way home and unfortunately having to potty outdoors
2025-01-05 19:15:08 +0000 UTCdamn they really died this time
pp. my uncle became royalty last week. police said he was human traffic king. sounds lit whatever it is
2025-01-05 17:22:37 +0000 UTCIf the Snark Tank Patreon was a Tamagotchi, it would be dead, rotting, and surrounded by mounds of shit by now.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-05 12:24:08 +0000 UTCrumor has it, sween killed Chris on new years
Filthy Animal
2025-01-05 03:54:25 +0000 UTCMaybe if I give them $25 they will give us a new episode. More blood for the blood gods.
Yankee Wit No Brim
2025-01-04 20:15:13 +0000 UTCSo I says to the guy, I says, âGUY, either youse gotta get another towel, or Shub-Niggurathâs buyinâ us a one way ticket to Toontown.â
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-04 13:44:53 +0000 UTCJust used steve smith from american dad
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2025-01-04 10:32:15 +0000 UTCNo, give it to me. I have a gun
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-04 09:24:47 +0000 UTCOr give it to me
Sweenâs Mean Bean Machine
2025-01-04 04:36:01 +0000 UTCI spend my $5 on this podcast every month and still no new episode. Do you have any idea how much $5 is for a homeless person like me? I could be buying heroin.
Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson
2025-01-04 02:20:02 +0000 UTCAll while I am still collecting coins
Some Caucazoid
2025-01-04 00:04:49 +0000 UTCTrying hard to beat the stage
Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole
2025-01-03 20:05:18 +0000 UTCIt's a pretty uncrazy reference imo
kweermo
2025-01-03 19:10:34 +0000 UTCANY AUSTIN MENTION
Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books
2025-01-03 18:30:05 +0000 UTCMy life is like a video game
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2025-01-03 14:58:24 +0000 UTCHawk tuah
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2025-01-03 14:04:03 +0000 UTCSomeone set chris on fire in NY & they looking for a replacement rn
Jimmy Carter looks like one of them frenzied flame niggas
2025-01-03 13:54:42 +0000 UTCThe new episode got lost in Sweeny's teeth gap.
I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!
2025-01-03 04:56:11 +0000 UTCDamn your account is a crazy reference
BAAM is making cum and lots of it
2025-01-02 23:33:06 +0000 UTCSnark boys, his life is in your hands, how will you respond? Do not disappoint us
RoachDoggJr
2025-01-01 07:53:27 +0000 UTCDrop the next ep or I'll shoot myself in the head with a gun infront of you all.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-01 04:09:06 +0000 UTC"The thing is that" "what happens is" "the nature of" Before dropping an explanation of something that was already implied.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2025-01-01 04:08:13 +0000 UTCAlso a "Looks like meats back on the fuckin' menu, boys!" would have been fun.
Rat Pobertson
2024-12-31 20:42:05 +0000 UTCWe just needed Frodo giving us a startled "What the Fuck?!" when Bilbo's face morphs.
Rat Pobertson
2024-12-31 20:39:52 +0000 UTCâSo what happens is thisâŠ.likeâŠlikeâŠ.what happens is thisâ Kingston 2024
OmegaZ
2024-12-31 18:26:28 +0000 UTCI donât live there anymore both the town has a pretty big meth problem. Meth with directly related to all of those situations.
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2024-12-31 04:42:47 +0000 UTCGuys. Gamepass Ultimate comes with EA Play, and Danteâs inferno is one of the games you get on Xbox through it. Youâre welcome Chris.
Cyrus Fisher
2024-12-30 20:26:43 +0000 UTCDo you live in fucking San andreas
YaGuyALT
2024-12-30 06:02:36 +0000 UTCYou don't understand. Derrick is too smart to be affected by nostalgia.
Hung Sheldon
2024-12-29 17:30:27 +0000 UTCDerek is so wrong about Superman. Chris is right the underwear is removed because itâs silly. Be silly itâs a comic book movie.
Jorge Stringeer
2024-12-29 17:16:58 +0000 UTCMr "I don't even hug women" taking a wild stance on this
Hung Sheldon
2024-12-28 20:38:45 +0000 UTCGet a guest on the podcast you fucking gimp lipped, droopy browed, knuckle dragging Neanderthals. I hope your sperm is sickly.
Dunder Funkly Dunkly
2024-12-28 19:41:24 +0000 UTC@somevantaguy
Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books
2024-12-28 17:03:21 +0000 UTCI genuinely forgot about that
Aaron Fontanella
2024-12-28 16:53:44 +0000 UTCI mean if he can do it for Chris Brown the sky's the limit
Hey Sween what are your thoughts on Redmans latest album or just Redman as a whole
2024-12-28 16:46:19 +0000 UTCWatching Sween run defense for Shameik Moore is actually insane
Aaron Fontanella
2024-12-28 14:36:46 +0000 UTCSween doing mental gymnastics for 20 minutes to defend weirdos
9 11 is the 7 11, full of monkeys
2024-12-28 13:31:29 +0000 UTCâI would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my fucking king.â
Kevin Kotton Kohls
2024-12-28 11:22:00 +0000 UTCsween be like âi agree but let me extrapolate into a point thatâs antithetical to the original point I MADEâ
mongrel intruder
2024-12-28 05:39:54 +0000 UTCYou know that last part was a little harsh but that came from wanting Voice Actors/Actors wanting to just act normal outside the set thatâs all. Again that was out of pocket on my end.
One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.
2024-12-28 03:56:28 +0000 UTCI mean have you heard him talk about oj and chris brown?
The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS
2024-12-28 02:29:49 +0000 UTCDerrek is actually vanta black
SillyPuttyEater
2024-12-27 21:13:54 +0000 UTCBlack flag says it doesn't support controllers, but mine works. They're gatekeeping you from the store page.
Smitchy The Kidd
2024-12-27 18:55:33 +0000 UTCSkyrim VR tho
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2024-12-27 18:23:14 +0000 UTCMissing context is that Hailee Steinfeld's fiancé is Josh Allen, the best Quarterback in the NFL with hundreds of millions of dollars lmao.
Micah Locke
2024-12-27 18:19:37 +0000 UTCSween has his moments, but he was REALLYYYYY missed the mark with the Shameik situation
The Senate
2024-12-27 18:13:21 +0000 UTCI think what it is with elders scrolls games is that they do have a time limit and their games are enormous so sometimes they just probably stop spending time on something if theyâve spent too much time on it hence lazy decisions and cut corners. I think the reason people say they hate elder schools games is because the video game culture we have right now is hypercritical and unreasonably so and elder scrolls games have a lot of cut corners so people will just point out whatever they can no matter how minor and elder scrolls has a lot of minor cut corners
58 Shades of Gay
2024-12-27 16:55:37 +0000 UTCI can't believe Sween split a atom and broke the laws of physics to defend Louis Armstrong
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2024-12-27 16:40:28 +0000 UTCDerrick getting stun locked funny af
ASTROBOY
2024-12-27 16:29:03 +0000 UTCSween would defend stalin if he was Caribbean
bongus
2024-12-27 14:42:35 +0000 UTCI live in Australia and everyone from the country always go on about how bad the city is, and Iâm not going to pretend bad stuff doesnât happen here but in the town I used to live in a woman got burned to death by her brother around the corner from my mums house, another woman got shot in the head at close range with a shotgun, my old weed dealer shot someone in the foot, a guy I used to go to school with bashed someoneâs shins in with a hammer, and so much other shit. It obviously happens way less, but thatâs just because thereâs less people not because country people are better.
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2024-12-27 13:13:37 +0000 UTCThose games arenât for me, but I see why people like them. Gta is absolutely made for me and find 4 to be extremely boring.
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2024-12-27 12:47:54 +0000 UTCThe harmonized oh my goodness made me smile so damn wide
TonyTwoTries
2024-12-27 11:49:47 +0000 UTCGot giddy when you brought up Custerâs Revenge. Classic AVGN episode. Derrick also needs to see âBeatâem and Eatâemâ.
Hard R. Kelly - I donât see nothinâ wrong with a little shuck nâ jive
2024-12-27 11:34:17 +0000 UTCYou say this as if PokĂ©mon and Zelda donât exist
Kevin Kotton Kohls
2024-12-27 09:40:57 +0000 UTCGame is probably the most overrated game on earth
Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run
2024-12-27 09:25:14 +0000 UTCSween be like "I agree with you but-" then proceed to absolutely not agree with what he's responding to
EmmaThrowinBigBucks
2024-12-27 07:55:20 +0000 UTCKingston I'm begging you that VA did a cringe move and hes knows it and refusing to take the video down when being told to, that guy dose not need to be defended for his actions. Sony should have just replaced the guy but I guess not.
One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.
2024-12-27 06:28:03 +0000 UTCSweens level of just being down right incorrect is concerning
The Sweater Weather situation has broken Derrick
2024-12-27 05:37:36 +0000 UTCSween once again proving he has shit opinions on GTA IV
Kevin Kotton Kohls
2024-12-27 04:31:26 +0000 UTCSkyrim genuinely sucks the game does NOT have good systems nor does it encourage you to learn them. The combat is awful and terrible compared to its contemporaries I think about how mount and blade came out around the same time and was MILES better
Paz
2024-12-27 04:17:01 +0000 UTCThis just came out but Iâm gonna hold off on listening until I work next. Only 30 minutes left on my shift so Iâll have to enjoy this another time
3XO and the sudden onset of diarrhea on the way home and unfortunately having to potty outdoors
2024-12-27 02:56:26 +0000 UTCOne of many the good things Sony ever made was the PS2 controller especially the rubbery thumb sticks, it was so fun to use.
One of these days Kingston, one of these days! Bang! Zoom! Out Your Colon.
2024-12-27 02:35:28 +0000 UTCWeâre so close to 4 hour shows
Tankis The Trash Man
2024-12-27 02:34:35 +0000 UTCTHERS NIGGAS HANGING FROM SEEEVERAAAL TREESSSS
chris please do that john marston voice and talk about like nineeleven idk i love the voice
2024-12-27 02:03:44 +0000 UTC
