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#279: Mike, Jake and Shrek

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#279: Mike, Jake and Shrek #279: Mike, Jake and Shrek

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The american government rapes me every day

Jake Nunley

As someone who's been raped, I approve of the Seinfeld jokes in this episode lol

Mr Gay man, bring your dick here. And then shove it, deep in my rear (mr sandman)

Plus, you know her bootyhole is clean as a whistle with all that Activia she’s eaten.

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Im submitting shit like crazy brother

YaGuyALT

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Woodys Round-Nuts come on its time to gay! There's Jesse the cum guzzling man slut (gay sounds) theres bullseye hes woodys whore

Hello? Black China?

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Bro team pull is the machinina channel

dangers awesome

Yeah, I love Derek but I really don't get his fixation with determining "objective attractiveness" at the very least he could try to add validity to his argument with statistics but he doesn't even do that. He just says everyone but him is being too subjective.

Woodys Round-Nuts come on its time to gay! There's Jesse the cum guzzling man slut (gay sounds) theres bullseye hes woodys whore

2:23:40 Looking forward to Chris in his Pornhub era.

Stratman

Regarding the Autism and ADHD discussion at the beginning, you're statistically more likely to have both than just one or the other

Gay Green Day be like, Well maybe im the faggot america

New Jay Leno injury, guys!

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Thank you for the closing music!!!

Jack

Great call using the MvC 2 song as an outro!

BeatoMyMeato

Yeah…that’s why I commented about it. Just because he admits he was being harsh doesn’t mean I’m not getting Nam flashbacks to that episode lol.

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Nah it's funny

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Ugly

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

My balls are safe for another day

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Did you not watch the podcast? Yeah that was dumb, but he then admitted he was being too harsh and binary. Also Derrick is absolutely submissive and breedable.

Twink Floyd-All and all it was just another dick in my ass.

Im constantly refreshing the page waiting on the sween pelt tier to show up, dont you let me down, hed make a real nice rug

waiting for the sween hunting tier i want his pelt

Asking the real questions, comrade.

Cyrus Fisher

Jamie Lee Curtis can absolutely still get it.

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Derrick is getting dangerously close to rehashing that fucking retarded rant about attractiveness again and it’s fucking annoying lol. Also, if we gotta say someone is either hot or ugly, what are we thinking for Derrick?

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

Smitchy The Kidd

I gotta say, Chris's "bit" where he just lies or says misinformation is kinda stale and predictable now. It also breaks the flow of some interesting conversations

TonyTwoTries

Ooo gotta know that outdo music

1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'

Chris is vastly underestimating who some of these companies will hire. I have worked at places that have hired people who went to jail for theft had to turn around and fire them for theft

Salty lemon

It always makes me laugh that they're like. But my kid's gonna be so fuck up I almost guaranteed none of them are gonna have kids.It's way too late for them lol 😆

Joshua Jones

I take back every mean thing I ever said towards Sween, his Sydney Sweeney take is so valid.

Clark

Did Derrick almost throw up at 2:56:00?

Skippy Brown

We got outros now?

CycloneofChaos

Idk i think the less you like those three the funnier it is. Especially rap lol

JAMES

Old guy with painted hair saying weird stuff. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t like rap. Nothing about it is that funny to me. 🤷‍♂️

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

The extent to which it is funny is incomprehensible to the feeble minded

Bi-curious George

Derrick definitely said nignorant lol

Dragon Jay Z

The fuckin spray paint hairline alone is hysterical

JAMES

Cmon man. Just plain wrong

JAMES

listening to this at work rn

Jelqal Queer Solid

49:25 genuinely shocked me, how many more laughs does Sweeney have in stock

Jelqal Queer Solid

32 mins

Woodys Round-Nuts come on its time to gay! There's Jesse the cum guzzling man slut (gay sounds) theres bullseye hes woodys whore

Go look up Lara Flynn Boyle in the early 90s compared to now.

Rat Pobertson

Tyson sold the fucking sport.

Alcoholism

Nice Outro :)

Shelly Duvall's final Drawn and Quartering

Derrick, if we're paying to keep your wife here, would that make her "our" wife?

Rat Pobertson

Dracula Flow was never funny.

Greta Thu’umberg HOW-DARE-YOUing Big Oil execs off a skyscraper

Am I blue? Am I blue? Ain't these tears In these eyes tellin' you? Am I blue? You'll be too If your schemes like your dreams Done fell through Was a time I was her only one Now I am The sad and lonely one, oh yes I am Was I gay? Till today Now she's gone and we're through Am I blue? Was a time I was her only one Now I am The sad and lonely one I'm such a lonely one Was I gay? Till today Now she's gone and we're through Am I blue?

Woodys Round-Nuts come on its time to gay! There's Jesse the cum guzzling man slut (gay sounds) theres bullseye hes woodys whore

I’m going to fight Derrick for his comment about Jamie Lee Curtis. Pay attention to her titties when you watch Borderlands, ONLY good thing about that movie. I would do anything to give that woman the most disappointing 45 seconds of her life.

Jk Simmons as Gay Gonad Gapemyson

57 minutes

Jason

It helps me get through the work week

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

Who else comes here hoping for new episodes like the magnificent antelope waiting for the morning dew?

cum the color of sangria

1 hour 24 minutes and 47 seconds

Phalice in Chains be like, I believe them boners are in me

Thank you, I now don’t have to kill myself on the four hour bus trip I have to do tonight.

The Talibum

Alright place your bets how long are the credits gonna be im saying 45 minutes

American woman, I AM GAY


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