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#274: We're Still Mourning

it's bad, man...

#274: We're Still Mourning #274: We're Still Mourning

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That’s insane

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Oh yeah I didn’t mention it was raining so they brought out JET ENGINES on trucks to dry the track beforehand, so yeah my hearing was gone before the race started.

Guggie

And you lose hearing within 20 minutes

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

real shit

I'm 4ft11

If only you guys had known how truly bad it would get

YaGuyALT

“America is COOKED” incoming.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I'd hope so. Americans just made me realize how dumb we actually are now...

DeadCaptainJames

Next episode is going to be EXPLOSIVE

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

We need a new episode like ASAP boys. Shit has hit the fan

DeadCaptainJames

Literally every time Sween has mentioned something about Harry Potter he’s wrong even when it’s not about the lore of the world specifically. Sirius isn’t a constellation, it’s a star in the constellation Canis Major (Big Dog)

Aaron Fontanella

it's funny bc pokemon has always had that problem of making stupid things pokemon. i think a better argument wouldve been the digimon looking pokemon being introduced

crisco

I mean isn’t it obvious the Didact didn’t die by falling into a fucking giant death laser before plummeting towards Earth’s atmosphere or suffocating in Space? They killed the Rookie in the books as well which I still haven’t forgiven them for

Katana Silver

Dunking nuggs is all about the viscosity of the sauce, think Goldilocks. Too little sauce, there’s no point. Too much sauce, kinda gross. You need that perfect amount of coverage to nugg ratio. For reference, I use about 1 McDonald’s sauce pack per 10 nuggs

Katana Silver

Glazed and moist

Haggis

Snark Boi's, you're overmixing your pancake batter and if the edges are crisp and the center is raw your heat is too high. The batter does not need to be smooth, it should be a little lumpy. For cooking, you want a lower more even heat, you're cooking batter not searing a steak.

Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot

Yeah genuinely one of my worst childhood memories. So fucking lame.

Guggie

NASCAR is quite possibly the WORST fucking racing type on earth. That shit fucking sucks. Only good thing are when people crash and die

Martian Manfucker

Okay,so I have been to only one NASCAR race in my life (boring after 20 minutes) and I can confirm that Danica Patrick was not only last the whole race, but got lapped by half the other racers…

Guggie

Jerking my gooch goofy style

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

Snark Tank cookbook please.

Stratman

Deric almost pulled his groin?What’s the big deal, I pull my groin every night.

cam ham

Speaking of candy, shout out to Sweetart Ropes.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I had someone argue with me that it was obvious that you didn’t kill the Didact at the end of Halo 4, and it wasn’t stupid that he survived, and is killed in a comic.

The Talibum

The fact that Sween thought hardcore porn didn't exist in the 1970s is funny

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

Balls

1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'

My wife wanted to watch it last year out of curiosity, after I had seen it as a kid. It is so bizarre that it actually exists. You kind of have to see it, but don’t, but do.

Noah Friscopp

Is it really that bad? I’ve never seen it

Martian Manfucker

The Holiday Special is genuinely one of the most horrific viewing experiences you can have. Watch it as an adult, Kingston.

Noah Friscopp

I like Halo 4 more than a lot of people, and I even I think it sucks in most ways

The Talibum

No way sween is dogging on my boy Vanillish

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Lookin' for a pet one day, Sanjay found a talking snake, And the perfect match was made, Jumpin' in his arms to say -- Dude! What's up! Sanjay and Craig! The stuff they get to is insane! Sanjay and Craig! They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame! Sanjay and Craig! There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame! They made it up! Aah...yes!

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

I feel like if youre gonna write a good trans character their trans identity should be important to their story and to the plot if theyre the main character.

Paz

I spelled it Drigr because Draugr has one G. Holy shit, I never expected that one to fall flat. 😔 I thought y’all were Skyrim fans.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Getting one of these freshly uploaded while im at work gets my dick hard

The dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring GINGERS

Fucking Cring

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!


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