#273: BioWare is COOKED
Added 2024-10-31 07:07:32 +0000 UTCThe boys mourn over the mess that is DA: The Veilguard. BioWare just isn't the same. But if you end up enjoying the game, we're happy for you!!!
Comments
Crazy yall act like the speed of gay is a little slowet because in my experience a gay walk is way faster than a straight one
commie cumstar
2024-11-04 15:14:25 +0000 UTCWhich one?
Yoshi's Egg Smell
2024-11-03 18:03:15 +0000 UTCr/Zendaya fandom. If you ever want to watch loser city simps in action it's that. Kinda any celebrity -specific fandom, honestly.
Yoshi's Egg Smell
2024-11-03 18:02:47 +0000 UTCI can't tell you how many times I've gotten Wesley Willis removed from City Café jukeboxes in my life
Rat Pobertson
2024-11-03 13:08:35 +0000 UTCBuc-ees fandom/cult
Rat Pobertson
2024-11-03 13:05:49 +0000 UTCFuckk yeahh!
Seth
2024-11-03 03:39:08 +0000 UTCMy little pony fandom
Carpeted Microwave
2024-11-02 23:13:10 +0000 UTCThe furry fandom
Wolfen Deschain
2024-11-02 12:52:06 +0000 UTCI think maybe I memory holed them
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-11-02 11:10:02 +0000 UTCI get it but it’s just not worth arguing with people who are going out of their way to get mad. It’s definitely top 5 for me as well, it’s probably tied favourite with The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis, and The Nightman Cometh for me. Cricket throwing sand in Charlie, and Dennis’s eyes, and Frank standing there saluting Ben the soldier while he’s holding jean shorts, with Kiss From a Rose playing in the background will never get old.
The Talibum
2024-11-02 10:15:18 +0000 UTCCan somebody get this nigga some glasses?! Sween can't remain blind forever, I swear to god
GothicDecay
2024-11-02 04:22:29 +0000 UTC“But he’s a sweatshirt??” That hurt lmao
MysteriousCup
2024-11-01 17:28:23 +0000 UTCSweeney slowly learning how to read is my favourite character arc so far
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-11-01 15:30:43 +0000 UTCFandom List: Nintendo Star Wars World of Warcraft Magic the Gathering Anime Comics Trump Elon Musk Pokemon The Yankees The Packers Call of Duty
Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball
2024-11-01 14:52:32 +0000 UTChow did you forget furries?
Really bad at tying knots
2024-11-01 14:42:40 +0000 UTCThe vielguard is mostly positive on steam and is selling pretty well. It's also runs super smoothly on PC
GundamStyle69
2024-11-01 13:45:02 +0000 UTCYeah I probably should stop but I can't help myself sometimes LOL. I love that episode of Its Always Sunny by the way. It's a top 5 for me.
Seth
2024-11-01 13:21:37 +0000 UTCGood episode, I finally didn’t have an aneurysm from shit One Piece takes. Happy Halloween boys.
Martian Manfucker
2024-11-01 03:56:14 +0000 UTCWhy did no one acknowledge when Derrick said he was showering with his earbuds in
Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson
2024-11-01 03:13:24 +0000 UTCI don’t agree with you conclusion but I can absolutely see how you got there. It doesn’t seem like you’re being ignorant at all, you’re just coming at it from a different perspective. All these people getting really mad over a disagreement when you aren’t even being anti trans are retarded, responding is a waste of time.
The Talibum
2024-11-01 03:07:42 +0000 UTCWhen I finally caved and listened to a Spiritbox song, I was thoroughly underwhelmed. Also, Deftones. Shit’s lame.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-11-01 02:42:26 +0000 UTCWhat Strawman are you talking about? Nobody has even made any argument against what I said. I made a point, then everyone told me to shut he fuck up with 0 reason as to why. Just open your eyes a little wider and look beyond your tiny view people.
Seth
2024-11-01 02:38:13 +0000 UTCCalling Act Man "woke" is a far cry from what I am saying above. Please stop running defense for shitty writing and shoehorned crap in games. Take them to task so we can get some decent Trans content so people can shut the fuck up about it. Thanks.
Seth
2024-11-01 02:24:11 +0000 UTCYou're right, your point is less valid because you strawman scenarios to validate your own outrage. Hope that helps champ.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2024-11-01 02:22:49 +0000 UTCTwenty one pilots too. I'll add, any metalcore band that blew up on tik tok and now has a fake "alt" tik tok fanbase. Sleep token, bad omens spiritbox etc
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2024-11-01 02:21:26 +0000 UTCLOL I actually like that as a self-described "Get off my lawn" old man. Doesn't make my point any less valid though
Seth
2024-11-01 02:19:46 +0000 UTCI suspect a lot less people bought COD this year due to being on Gamepass, their largest player base is on PlayStation by a wide margin anyway. Still crazy to see so many buying Dragon Age. I thought we learned our lesson after Anthem and Andromeda. It’ll be interesting to see how sentiment for the game stacks up in a couple of weeks
Katana Silver
2024-11-01 01:57:44 +0000 UTCGo start a YouTube channel and circle jerk with Andypants you dumbfuck
darklord anri
2024-11-01 01:17:31 +0000 UTCLol the "You retarded liberals" gives off the same energy as "you meddling kids"
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-11-01 00:49:31 +0000 UTCThat image looks like a grown up garbage pail kid version of Kingston
Jocelyn McLey
2024-10-31 22:44:21 +0000 UTCgotcha
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-31 22:40:45 +0000 UTCYeah I’d say somewhat often is pretty on point, actually
Noah Friscopp
2024-10-31 22:38:49 +0000 UTCIt's ass with controller. I've done both. Gotta be played on PC.
Daniel Schiffer
2024-10-31 20:59:10 +0000 UTCDidn’t realize that Derrick was 5’6 these guys probably look hilarious standing next to each other.
Thisthattho
2024-10-31 19:13:42 +0000 UTCAh, I don’t play on PC. Don’t they do $10 less for PC somewhat often?
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-31 19:13:28 +0000 UTCNot on Steam
Noah Friscopp
2024-10-31 19:11:37 +0000 UTCMcDonald’s Vegeta is AWESOME
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-31 18:24:20 +0000 UTCAlso SkillUp hated both Final Fantasy 16 and The Last of Us Pt 2 and I love em’ so I’ll see for myself.
Breno Bezerra Bluhm
2024-10-31 17:49:26 +0000 UTCBIOWARE is BLACK!!!!!
SillyPuttyEater
2024-10-31 17:15:45 +0000 UTCi like how nobody can respond to anything dan (from anything else not h3) and ethan say about the twitch situation so they just say they are playing the victim card cuz theyre jews nice job guys
a jeff
2024-10-31 17:10:25 +0000 UTCYou retarded liberals, if you actually read my comment, you will see that its quite PRO Trans. I'm asking that they represent them with good art, not bullshit. Chinese brainrot and CIA derangement got you hard bro.
Seth
2024-10-31 17:02:57 +0000 UTCThe most toxic fandom is definitely hardcore Star Wars/trekkies. Lol
Jayrad
2024-10-31 16:43:46 +0000 UTCThe worst fandom is the Snark Tank fandom
MinJibby
2024-10-31 16:33:49 +0000 UTCain’t no one reading any of that slob nigga, just go
Really bad at tying knots
2024-10-31 16:14:08 +0000 UTCAlright, fandoms: Pornhub MCU Star Wars Avatar Lord of the Rings Star Trek The Simpsons Rick and Morty Seinfeld Dragon Ball/DBZ/etc. One Piece Junji Ito Harry Potter Brandon Sanderson Fromsoft Call of Duty Sonic Kingdom Hearts Halo Fortnite Elder Scrolls Mass Effect Assassin’s Creed Destiny (game) Destiny (streamer) Hasan Piker Donald Trump Joe Rogan RFK Jr. Elon Musk Jesus Christ Israel Playstation Xbox Nintendo LSM Snark Tank Five Guys NYC Trophies/Achievements Insane Clown Posse Taylor Swift 311 Nude mods Furries Also wanna request that the “F” rank be labeled “Insufferable Cunts”.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-31 15:31:48 +0000 UTCDragon Age is $70 lol
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-31 15:15:08 +0000 UTCRead above, it shows managerial and directorial failings by allowing easy, no thought interpretations of our modern world rather than creative and fantasy ones. This spans more than just the scar, it's the character design, the world design, everything artistic about the game. The directors and managers are mostly devoid of creativity and the scar just proves that point.
Seth
2024-10-31 14:56:23 +0000 UTCCant believe a full game sucks because of a two second screen
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-31 14:33:22 +0000 UTCWorst fandom is My Hero Academia. Not a suggestion, just a statement.
Stratman
2024-10-31 14:29:40 +0000 UTCDude Bioware is not cooked at least finnancilly talking. From the momment I’m writing this comment Dragon Age The Veilguard just became the best selling game on Steam worldwide passin BO6. That’s huge.
Breno Bezerra Bluhm
2024-10-31 14:27:26 +0000 UTCIt's not about the time taken, it's about the atmosphere of the work environment and what is important to the Directors of the game. Making good Transgender content is not what they care about whatsoever. They want to make an easy statement to give themselves a virtuous pat on the back at the EXPENSE of the game's quality. If they wanted to make good Trans content, they would of sat down and thought it through.
Seth
2024-10-31 14:25:24 +0000 UTCIt is the very first game to have done this. Yes the act of a 40 billion dollar company putting these scars in one of their mainline products, in a time where it is probably the most contentious political topic, is an obvious statement. If you can't see that you are deluded.
Seth
2024-10-31 14:21:17 +0000 UTCIt's not about a cosmetic choice, it's about lore, writing, and world building. There are many cooler and more lore friendly ways in a magical fantasy world to portray the Transgender community; they chose the cringiest way possible. Honestly is a disservice to Trans people and why most people hate this shit in their games. Either make good, well thought out transgender content or don't shoehorn it in at all.
Seth
2024-10-31 14:11:37 +0000 UTCPee is not sterile
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2024-10-31 13:51:15 +0000 UTCThe speed of gay is faster as confirmed by google maps and honestly just imagine a gay person moving they are fast
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2024-10-31 13:41:11 +0000 UTCpoor matty. i didnt see what that account posted but i knew it was nonsense. i remember being in his stream and he slammed the gauntlet on misogynistic chatters and was upset throughout the stream. maybe thats why he doesnt stream on youtube, but i will always remember that of him.
darklord anri
2024-10-31 13:15:31 +0000 UTCIm sure the game aint thaaat bad The graphics suck ass though
Paz
2024-10-31 11:50:49 +0000 UTCThe Polish being honorary negroes thing is true, specifically in Haiti. A group of Polish soldiers sent to Haiti to help crush the revolution turned on the French because they related to what the Haitians were going through, they helped in the revolution and the leader of the Haitians people dubbed them “the white negroes of Europe”
The Talibum
2024-10-31 11:34:37 +0000 UTCMortismal gaming. I like his stuff.
pudge
2024-10-31 11:07:00 +0000 UTCGame failed cos they spent five minutes making a texture, of course why didn't I think of that
Dragon Jay Z
2024-10-31 10:51:56 +0000 UTCMy ass is COOKED
sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black
2024-10-31 09:59:50 +0000 UTCFans of the Snark Tank gotta be a tier
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-10-31 09:49:27 +0000 UTCFrom my perspective on the controls part I’ve only ever played JRPGs like Earthbound and stuff like that and I’m used too play with an controller and the game that I like playing keyboard and mouse is BG3. So it might be a me problem.
I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!
2024-10-31 09:45:21 +0000 UTCYou think top surgery is a statement? What wrong with you?
Really bad at tying knots
2024-10-31 09:40:39 +0000 UTCIdk I’ve tried playing DA:O and as hard as tried that game specifically I can’t deal with the controls I’d rather play turn base only and the pc version needs to be fixed genuinely speaking. And if it’s that bad as Skill Up Say it is then that’s gotta suck.
I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!
2024-10-31 09:29:30 +0000 UTCI doubt a cosmetic choice you can make when building your character was a compromise of resource allocation when making the game.
Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard
2024-10-31 08:17:45 +0000 UTCOf course the game sucks. Top surgery scars in a fantasy game just means the directors of the game are more focused on making statements rather than making art. It's just not creative.
Seth
2024-10-31 08:07:27 +0000 UTCHappy Halloween Gay boys
Really bad at tying knots
2024-10-31 07:32:42 +0000 UTC
