#268: Chris Goes HARD in the Paint
Added 2024-10-14 22:37:31 +0000 UTC
A youtuber made a video on Chris, being critical of his past. He didn't really wanna get into it, but then went off!
Also, apologies for the late post. Had some issues dealing with the video footage, but it's been salvaged in a weird format. You'll see soon enough when It's posted.
You guys always make me feel better
Jake Nunley
2024-11-12 02:22:11 +0000 UTC
Chris I want to put this in absolutely no uncertain terms. You SAVED ME from being a Nazi. Your constant and comedic guidance in my life brought me back from the VIOLENT part of the pipeline worshipping Proud Boys and people like that. If it weren't for you, I'd probably be in prison right now on some fuckshit.
Even if it WAS your job to stop people from being Nazis, you're doing an amazing job.
MojaveScribe
2024-10-23 01:29:54 +0000 UTC
I think you should go outside pal and touch some grass, what are you? Their spokesperson? I don’t give a fuck who wants who to be where. I’m just here to laugh; little buddy. I don’t like Derrick because he reaffirms my political beliefs. I like him because he make gay song, so funny!!!!! 😆
William Haynes
2024-10-20 15:03:31 +0000 UTC
Derrick used the radioactive spider as some justification they'd have a cure for cancer... Derrick, that spider gave countless people super cancer after Pete donated blood.
Rat Pobertson
2024-10-20 13:35:07 +0000 UTC
I genuinely don’t understand what Chris sees in Starfield, even as someone who has hundreds of hours in Bethesda slop
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-10-18 12:24:22 +0000 UTC
Hate speech isn't just saying slurs, they don't mind you being here but clearly despise people you want in power and think your opinions are retarded (especially Derrek)
Member of the I hate Sween Coalition
2024-10-17 20:55:55 +0000 UTC
Typical liberal. I don’t base someone’s entire value around their political standpoints. With that kind of energy (I’m assuming you’re familiar with Last Stand Media) should Colin disband Sacred Symbols because him and Chris are on different ends of the political spectrum?
I’m sure you support people you don’t 100% politically align with, that’s life. There’s no morally correct way to live under capitalism bucko.
This is The Snark Tank Patreon, these dudes (from the outside looking in) spew hate speech on an almost weekly basis. Read the room, understand that not everything has to be dead serious, especially when the hosts aren’t. If you don’t want to foster a fanbase of retards, don’t act retarded.
William Haynes
2024-10-17 18:12:19 +0000 UTC
How do you pay money to people who don’t share opinions with you?
BAAM is making cum and lots of it
2024-10-17 16:33:38 +0000 UTC
Derrick is definitely scared to talk to destiny about palestine
IceCreamRickShaw
2024-10-17 07:53:43 +0000 UTC
You sad little bussy sympathizer, you ever actually tried bussy? Skiiiiyooooou brother, Imma go beat my wife and bully the blue haired retards.
William Haynes
2024-10-16 18:40:52 +0000 UTC
"would you guys wanna watch a transformer go through a mental health crisis?" Guys. Fucking watch transformers one lmfao
TonyTwoTries
2024-10-16 15:31:53 +0000 UTC
This ain’t it bruh
BAAM is making cum and lots of it
2024-10-16 15:31:25 +0000 UTC
Take a trip to where I’m from bud, black people are few and far between, woman are just barely viewed as citizens and you put God first. That bussy talking about Chris needs help and FAST!!! ⏩⏩⏩
William Haynes
2024-10-16 14:04:48 +0000 UTC
Nah you gotta kys what is this
omni
2024-10-16 13:26:21 +0000 UTC
"He-"
I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!
2024-10-16 07:14:57 +0000 UTC
Joker puts comet on his dick
Pan_of_Jello
2024-10-16 01:33:34 +0000 UTC
The recent turkey tom video isn't about kero but I think he did make a video on him.
SKiV_
2024-10-16 00:06:36 +0000 UTC
As a furry hearing Chris name drop kero the wolf was concussing.
SKiV_
2024-10-16 00:06:09 +0000 UTC
"You know, I'm something of a man of my convictions myself"
Stratman
2024-10-15 23:46:15 +0000 UTC
The Wet Bandits are actually the two silly pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean (the short one and the one with the loose eye), they just don’t remember after being undead for so long. That’s why they’re called the Wet Bandits and they can’t die 🏴☠️
Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive
2024-10-15 22:19:54 +0000 UTC
Not even half a second of the intro thats wild i love it
Swavant
2024-10-15 21:07:27 +0000 UTC
Good episode, although I found it weird Chris called Soulbunni a nword tslur for an hour
Member of the I hate Sween Coalition
2024-10-15 20:59:26 +0000 UTC
Rare Fringe mention that’s my favorite TV Show
Does this unit have a soul
2024-10-15 17:14:29 +0000 UTC
Do we need to get William Haynes to step in???
William Haynes
2024-10-15 16:28:26 +0000 UTC
yeah vastly different vibes for sure
Eric the human
2024-10-15 16:25:21 +0000 UTC
That's gonna be a yikes from me
Edward C
2024-10-15 16:24:58 +0000 UTC
Honestly depends on the vibes you are going for. 'Cause 2nd law and the Drones album are vastly different. I'm a Mercy and Undisclosed desire fan myself
Suspicious-Fox-35
2024-10-15 16:23:32 +0000 UTC
I saw the thumbnail and watched about 10 seconds of the video about Chris to know that I don’t really give a fuck. We really taking mentally ill people this seriously? “I’m black, I’m trans, I’m a clown with rabbit ears.” I don’t give a FUCK LOL. Chris, as long as you didn’t fuck a baby I don’t really give a flying fuck what anyone has to say about anyone. That goes for you other two niggas as well. (Don’t worry I can say the nigga word, I’m white)
William Haynes
2024-10-15 13:41:36 +0000 UTC
Muse has a lot of better songs than supermassive black hole. I'd say unnatural selection or plug in baby are the best but it depends on the day.
Eric the human
2024-10-15 11:37:18 +0000 UTC
Yeah, don’t check out Wulkanaz. Black metal sucks so much ass.
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-10-15 10:16:03 +0000 UTC
The political part of this episode was so cathartic and vindicating. I discovered Chris’ content during the surge of identity politics in 2016. The general polarization fascinated me, and the YouTube algorithm began to push me down the wrong path. Chris’ channel played a part in steering me off of that path, which I’m very thankful for. I lean FAR to the left, but as soon as I see someone “on my team” acting the fool, I’m just as quick to scrutinize them as I am for someone who lies on the opposite end of the spectrum. Pressure creates diamonds, self-reflection forms a stronger person, and constructive (yet harsh) criticism strengthens your arguments when trying to sway someone’s vote.
look
2024-10-15 08:22:02 +0000 UTC
derrick you will LOVE hajime no ippo dude. enjoy it!
darklord anri
2024-10-15 07:43:21 +0000 UTC
DERRICK WATCH TRANSFORMERS ONE AND YOU WILL GET YOUR MEGATRON MOVIE
TheRealDelly
2024-10-15 07:07:29 +0000 UTC
Legit that movie is exactly what he wants
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-15 07:02:57 +0000 UTC
Chris is HARD?!?!? Let’s go
Martian Manfucker
2024-10-15 03:56:07 +0000 UTC
Kingston is so confidently wrong. Zombie Kang was in Deception
Master Quief
2024-10-15 03:41:10 +0000 UTC
People like the person that did the video on Chris genuinely have made me give less of a shit about politics.
I know this is incredibly apathetic but I just struggle so much to engage with politics when all the people that I agree with for the most part are seemingly retarded too.
I had a look at the comments on that video and she is just being dismissive of any criticism, and playing the trans card making it out like people criticising her are being transphobic.
She’s a fucking moron.
The Talibum
2024-10-15 03:30:24 +0000 UTC
I love your guys’ impressions so much
God
2024-10-15 03:14:47 +0000 UTC
I was fucking cackling when they mentioned the idea of Megatron's Joker story only for that to ACTUALLY BE IN THE MOVIE BUT THEY DON'T NK9W ABOUT IT
Beast Mascot
2024-10-15 02:30:01 +0000 UTC
Where? I need to eat it. Also that pfp is GOATed
LilCompanyCreditCard
2024-10-15 02:06:08 +0000 UTC
Let’s get out of here…93 minute’s latter
Large biscuit maximum joy
2024-10-15 01:10:27 +0000 UTC
Sorry to glaze but during his rant about not apologizing i was nodding my head and going yessirrrr
ReviewsSlavesUSA
2024-10-14 23:59:34 +0000 UTC
Derrick! Go watch transformers one!! Please!!
jenamphetamine
2024-10-14 23:29:53 +0000 UTC
Gonna donate 20 trillion dollars to fund 3 hour episodes
1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'
2024-10-14 23:04:30 +0000 UTC
AND ANOTHER 3 HOUR EP TO THE HOMELESS
Tankis The Trash Man
2024-10-14 22:59:24 +0000 UTC
Gonna feign an injury to go home early from work to listen to the pod
Lizurd
2024-10-14 22:54:36 +0000 UTC
👁️👁️
Betanick
2024-10-14 22:53:06 +0000 UTC
Hard in the taint!?
CycloneofChaos
2024-10-14 22:50:44 +0000 UTC
hey i was listening to that intro you FUCK
mongrel intruder
2024-10-14 22:46:51 +0000 UTC
Gents, I was listing to a YouTube video on my drive home from work and because I am giving you fucks my last dollars, I got ads. The first was a pro abortion ad, taking about some sop story I was too annoyed to pay attention to. IMMEDIATELY following this ad was a Warhammer mobile app ad that, when not looking directly looking at the screen sounded like this poor couple tried to abort some creature that crawled out her womb. So my question for y'all is, what is the funniest instance of two ads making some funny or wild audio
Suspicious-Fox-35
2024-10-14 22:43:48 +0000 UTC
Chris stop fucking paint
Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap
2024-10-14 22:40:54 +0000 UTC
CUM
Cum between her cheeks call it a Nutter Buttet
2024-10-14 22:40:46 +0000 UTC
MAKE IT AGAIN THIS EPISODE SUCKS
I shit literal bricks please help me
2024-10-14 22:39:51 +0000 UTC