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#268: Chris Goes HARD in the Paint

A youtuber made a video on Chris, being critical of his past. He didn't really wanna get into it, but then went off!

Also, apologies for the late post. Had some issues dealing with the video footage, but it's been salvaged in a weird format. You'll see soon enough when It's posted.

#268: Chris Goes HARD in the Paint #268: Chris Goes HARD in the Paint

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You guys always make me feel better

Jake Nunley

Chris I want to put this in absolutely no uncertain terms. You SAVED ME from being a Nazi. Your constant and comedic guidance in my life brought me back from the VIOLENT part of the pipeline worshipping Proud Boys and people like that. If it weren't for you, I'd probably be in prison right now on some fuckshit. Even if it WAS your job to stop people from being Nazis, you're doing an amazing job.

MojaveScribe

I think you should go outside pal and touch some grass, what are you? Their spokesperson? I don’t give a fuck who wants who to be where. I’m just here to laugh; little buddy. I don’t like Derrick because he reaffirms my political beliefs. I like him because he make gay song, so funny!!!!! 😆

William Haynes

Derrick used the radioactive spider as some justification they'd have a cure for cancer... Derrick, that spider gave countless people super cancer after Pete donated blood.

Rat Pobertson

I genuinely don’t understand what Chris sees in Starfield, even as someone who has hundreds of hours in Bethesda slop

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

Hate speech isn't just saying slurs, they don't mind you being here but clearly despise people you want in power and think your opinions are retarded (especially Derrek)

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Typical liberal. I don’t base someone’s entire value around their political standpoints. With that kind of energy (I’m assuming you’re familiar with Last Stand Media) should Colin disband Sacred Symbols because him and Chris are on different ends of the political spectrum? I’m sure you support people you don’t 100% politically align with, that’s life. There’s no morally correct way to live under capitalism bucko. This is The Snark Tank Patreon, these dudes (from the outside looking in) spew hate speech on an almost weekly basis. Read the room, understand that not everything has to be dead serious, especially when the hosts aren’t. If you don’t want to foster a fanbase of retards, don’t act retarded.

William Haynes

How do you pay money to people who don’t share opinions with you?

BAAM is making cum and lots of it

Derrick is definitely scared to talk to destiny about palestine

IceCreamRickShaw

You sad little bussy sympathizer, you ever actually tried bussy? Skiiiiyooooou brother, Imma go beat my wife and bully the blue haired retards.

William Haynes

"would you guys wanna watch a transformer go through a mental health crisis?" Guys. Fucking watch transformers one lmfao

TonyTwoTries

This ain’t it bruh

BAAM is making cum and lots of it

Take a trip to where I’m from bud, black people are few and far between, woman are just barely viewed as citizens and you put God first. That bussy talking about Chris needs help and FAST!!! ⏩⏩⏩

William Haynes

Nah you gotta kys what is this

omni

"He-"

I don't want lemon meringue, lemon meringue sucks!

Joker puts comet on his dick

Pan_of_Jello

The recent turkey tom video isn't about kero but I think he did make a video on him.

SKiV_

As a furry hearing Chris name drop kero the wolf was concussing.

SKiV_

"You know, I'm something of a man of my convictions myself"

Stratman

The Wet Bandits are actually the two silly pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean (the short one and the one with the loose eye), they just don’t remember after being undead for so long. That’s why they’re called the Wet Bandits and they can’t die 🏴‍☠️

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Not even half a second of the intro thats wild i love it

Swavant

Good episode, although I found it weird Chris called Soulbunni a nword tslur for an hour

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Rare Fringe mention that’s my favorite TV Show

Does this unit have a soul

Do we need to get William Haynes to step in???

William Haynes

yeah vastly different vibes for sure

Eric the human

That's gonna be a yikes from me

Edward C

Honestly depends on the vibes you are going for. 'Cause 2nd law and the Drones album are vastly different. I'm a Mercy and Undisclosed desire fan myself

Suspicious-Fox-35

I saw the thumbnail and watched about 10 seconds of the video about Chris to know that I don’t really give a fuck. We really taking mentally ill people this seriously? “I’m black, I’m trans, I’m a clown with rabbit ears.” I don’t give a FUCK LOL. Chris, as long as you didn’t fuck a baby I don’t really give a flying fuck what anyone has to say about anyone. That goes for you other two niggas as well. (Don’t worry I can say the nigga word, I’m white)

William Haynes

Muse has a lot of better songs than supermassive black hole. I'd say unnatural selection or plug in baby are the best but it depends on the day.

Eric the human

Yeah, don’t check out Wulkanaz. Black metal sucks so much ass.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

The political part of this episode was so cathartic and vindicating. I discovered Chris’ content during the surge of identity politics in 2016. The general polarization fascinated me, and the YouTube algorithm began to push me down the wrong path. Chris’ channel played a part in steering me off of that path, which I’m very thankful for. I lean FAR to the left, but as soon as I see someone “on my team” acting the fool, I’m just as quick to scrutinize them as I am for someone who lies on the opposite end of the spectrum. Pressure creates diamonds, self-reflection forms a stronger person, and constructive (yet harsh) criticism strengthens your arguments when trying to sway someone’s vote.

look

derrick you will LOVE hajime no ippo dude. enjoy it!

darklord anri

DERRICK WATCH TRANSFORMERS ONE AND YOU WILL GET YOUR MEGATRON MOVIE

TheRealDelly

Legit that movie is exactly what he wants

Martian Manfucker

Chris is HARD?!?!? Let’s go

Martian Manfucker

Kingston is so confidently wrong. Zombie Kang was in Deception

Master Quief

People like the person that did the video on Chris genuinely have made me give less of a shit about politics. I know this is incredibly apathetic but I just struggle so much to engage with politics when all the people that I agree with for the most part are seemingly retarded too. I had a look at the comments on that video and she is just being dismissive of any criticism, and playing the trans card making it out like people criticising her are being transphobic. She’s a fucking moron.

The Talibum

I love your guys’ impressions so much

God

I was fucking cackling when they mentioned the idea of Megatron's Joker story only for that to ACTUALLY BE IN THE MOVIE BUT THEY DON'T NK9W ABOUT IT

Beast Mascot

Where? I need to eat it. Also that pfp is GOATed

LilCompanyCreditCard

Let’s get out of here…93 minute’s latter

Large biscuit maximum joy

Sorry to glaze but during his rant about not apologizing i was nodding my head and going yessirrrr

ReviewsSlavesUSA

Derrick! Go watch transformers one!! Please!!

jenamphetamine

Gonna donate 20 trillion dollars to fund 3 hour episodes

1800s YouTube be like 'Civil War situation is crazy'

AND ANOTHER 3 HOUR EP TO THE HOMELESS

Tankis The Trash Man

Gonna feign an injury to go home early from work to listen to the pod

Lizurd

👁️👁️

Betanick

Hard in the taint!?

CycloneofChaos

hey i was listening to that intro you FUCK

mongrel intruder

Gents, I was listing to a YouTube video on my drive home from work and because I am giving you fucks my last dollars, I got ads. The first was a pro abortion ad, taking about some sop story I was too annoyed to pay attention to. IMMEDIATELY following this ad was a Warhammer mobile app ad that, when not looking directly looking at the screen sounded like this poor couple tried to abort some creature that crawled out her womb. So my question for y'all is, what is the funniest instance of two ads making some funny or wild audio

Suspicious-Fox-35

Chris stop fucking paint

Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap

CUM

Cum between her cheeks call it a Nutter Buttet

MAKE IT AGAIN THIS EPISODE SUCKS

I shit literal bricks please help me


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