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#266: Elder Abuse

Jimmy Carter and Frankie Valli are knocking on Death's door

#266: Elder Abuse #266: Elder Abuse

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I want Sweeny to crush my skull

Jake Nunley

shirt-man grabbing "the space between you and him" had me laughing til i was in genuine pain

Cult of The Golden God

i know this is fucking cringe but its insane to have close to an hour of "credits" when we know the names take only about 5-10 minutes. glad y'all are getting the bag but damn i dont want to have to sift through hearing the same unfunny names every time

crisco

Jimmy Carter looks like one of them frenzied flame niggas

shockwave 787

Jay Leno killing a bull live on tv had me in tears you guys rock!

Vindictus Patron Saint of Decision Books

If i hearing chewing in the mic again ill kill myself then unsubscribe

Feverdream -

I’m glad Derrick called out Ari Shafir, that guy fucking sucks & should be killed I think

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

T-Shirt guy is just a stand user. [Plain White T's]

Rat Pobertson

I dunno Derrick; I think Jimmy might have another ten years in him.

Rat Pobertson

Kai dub, OG dub, and the Japan. Kai is way better than OG Z it’s not even funny.

Martian Manfucker

doesn't wukong have like 4 fucking layers of immortality??

Mumford and Gay sons

The endings great lmao

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Literally, he knew the ONLY chance of gutting the beat titan was to create a distraction for Levi

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

Aot ending was great I'll kill you

Derricks blonde Lithuanian beard

I mean, my initial reaction was poor, mostly because I didn’t expect the series to move in the direction it did for the last season, and so I felt sort of robbed of what I was expecting. But getting past that, I think it’s a masterpiece. Definitely depressing and nihilistic, but “feel bad” doesn’t mean bad. In my opinion.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

I may be interpreting this wrong but, I don't think Derrick understands that in physical card games ban lists only affect you if you play competitive. If you play with friends you can make your own bans or just have all cards be legal.

Alcoholism

Show ends 2 hours in, the last 56 minutes are just white noise. Y'all are good to leave, listeners

Chef Savage

Holy shit Derrick you just simply didn’t understand the Erwin charge scene. There was legit nothing they could do. They knew that and decided to die fighting and not hiding like a bitch. Them charging changes nothing except showing their resolve and showing their pride and respect for themselves and the soldiers that died before them

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

I have super mega aids

you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.

It’s okay we are all wrong sometimes

Clark

Honestly overtime Ive really grown to love zs ending

YaGuyALT

Frankie Valli covering Guns n Roses’ cover of Knockin on Heaven’s Door, in his falsetto voice but imitating Axl Rose’s retarded shit-straining singing

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Anime endings aren't all or even mostly shit, battle shonen anime tend to be but not all anime are battle shounen

Member of the I hate Sween Coalition

Thanks fellas, Foxtrot was a male by the way, he will forever be missed. Appreciate all the laughs you guys provide me on a weekly basis.

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Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

I thought that when I first saw it, but the more I thought about, the more I actually think it’s brilliant.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Sween is right about AOT ending it was so fucking bad

Clark

Jay Leno is so fucking ugly I can't believe he made it in show business at all

Damien Sawyers

Ah, right, I remember that now. I didn’t grow up watching it, so the only voice cast I know is the OG Japanese sub, with Goku as a screaming granny.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Sweeney was describing Supermarket Sweep, not Shop til You Drop. Shop til You Drop was set on a set that was supposed to be a faux two story mall.

Dustin Goncharoff

There are different versions?

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Jay Leno’s Cars and Comedians, then Combustion

sweeny is just steven universe but gay and black

Rah

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Krieg fan Marine? Checks out.

Noah Friscopp

Why is Swenny talking like he really believes that Jews run the world 😭

Man Of Action

Hold up… his writing is fire?

Call Her Lyndon The Way she B on my Johnson

As a Marine, you are absolutely correct about us driving.

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Sweeny saying one piece is gonna end poorly makes me wanna slice his kneecaps

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

They don’t even like the best version of Z either, they like OG Z where Goku sounds brain dead the entire cell saga

Martian Manfucker

Bro, you guys think DBZ is the best, your anime takes are invalid.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Hearing Jerry Seinfields opinion on Iran was what disappointed Kingston? Not you know, the him dating a 17 year old?

The Talibum

Robert Burns

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

O my Luve is like a red, red rose That’s newly sprung in June; O my Luve is like the melody That’s sweetly played in tune. So fair art thou, my bonnie lass, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a’ the seas gang dry. Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt wi’ the sun; I will love thee still, my dear, While the sands o’ life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only luve! And fare thee weel awhile! And I will come again, my luve, Though it were ten thousand mile.

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

After all this time, a figure to rival Pizza Time…

BeatoMyMeato

Shirt-man rules

Lizurd

I'm doing a 16hr shift this is exactly what I needed, thanks My Favorite Hard R's ❤️

TheHybrid Theory

Lobster boiled in ranch dressing.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Gay

I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!

How first

cum the color of sangria

Caught you

cum the color of sangria


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