#253: Homer and Yoda Sitting in a Tree
Added 2024-08-11 08:24:17 +0000 UTC
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I'm sure nobody cares at this point, but break a few eggs to make an omelette means accepting necessary sacrifice to achieve ones goals. One cannot make the omelette if they are not willing to break the eggs
Jack
2024-08-21 19:03:36 +0000 UTCGreen tastes like retirement
SPECIAL NEEDS CANNON!!
2024-08-16 23:45:51 +0000 UTCGreen would taste like cucumber
Precisely shitting up back (clothes stayed clean)
2024-08-15 16:37:37 +0000 UTCBi boi here, my ass is fine asf. Bit different because its something you can work on, in comparison to the front. I catch myself looking though, not the same rush as checking someone else out but it's there.
Stratman
2024-08-15 12:23:32 +0000 UTCSome shit I found on deviantart years ago I honestly have no fucking idea
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-08-14 10:56:16 +0000 UTCI was dressed as Papa Emeritus III too with the face paint black suit n all and I have not felt that level of confidence since
Does this unit have a soul
2024-08-13 17:21:19 +0000 UTCCOMMON EXPERIENCE
Hannibal Lecter politely asking to suck your dick
2024-08-13 17:12:32 +0000 UTCCut to a carton of cum that spills.
EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)
2024-08-13 17:08:15 +0000 UTCBi trans guy here. I made a video of me jorkin it and proceed to jork it to the video the next day.
Does this unit have a soul
2024-08-13 15:41:29 +0000 UTCBro what is your pfp??
Cum Master
2024-08-13 13:06:59 +0000 UTCHey snark team, fun fact the prison system looked at getting a machine that would basically pull your head up and off. Saw it in a promotional gif, have fun!
Suspicious-Fox-35
2024-08-12 23:33:49 +0000 UTCI feel like I'll probably be the only person to say this, but red legs are what you call artillerymen in the army. Really funny story behind that. You should Google it or ask me. I don't care. Lol
Joshua Jones
2024-08-12 18:22:02 +0000 UTCI'm a bisexual transmasc, and my relationship with my body is either endless loathing or unfathomable lust. I'm attracted to my own genitals, but it's a pretty uncommon experience across genders and sexualities in my experience. 🤷
Hannibal Lecter politely asking to suck your dick
2024-08-12 16:27:28 +0000 UTCChris, my brother in Christ, cyberpunk feels immaculate to play. After 2.0+phantom liberty, Katana build with sandevistan is one of the best feeling games I’ve ever played
Out_Of_Focus_Bigfoot
2024-08-12 15:23:32 +0000 UTCChris, I know you’re jaded and you’ve been hurt many times before, but it’s okay to believe again. You’re not really living if you don’t open your heart, dive in, and commit to making it work. I know you may get hurt again, but I think that’s okay. You and I both, we can have hope for Coach Walz. 🥰
Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE
2024-08-12 13:35:20 +0000 UTCAs a gay man the inner machinations of my sexuality are an enigma.
Large biscuit maximum joy
2024-08-11 22:24:24 +0000 UTCAs a bi man, bruh I couldn't give a fuck about my own body. I would bet money that the amount of attraction you feel towards your stuff, and the amount I have for mine is the exact same at 0. I feel like the split between yourself and others in terms of attraction is hardcoded. I mean you can always appreciate your shit like sweener, but attraction? HELL NAH, idek if narcissism can get you there
Numbdigga
2024-08-11 19:35:41 +0000 UTCI like dicks but not men, where my fellow girlpenis lovers at?
you look like an amazon package, a box. wii bowling lookin ass. get a strike with your bowling pin lookin ass.
2024-08-11 13:54:11 +0000 UTCI guess, it just confuses me because I don’t even find women unattractive, but I don’t like vaginas so much that even though some would classify me as bi, I have so little interest in ever being with someone with a vagina that I consider myself to be gay. They’re so off putting it’s crazy, I can’t comprehend wanting to be with someone that has one, even if you do like the rest of them.
The Talibum
2024-08-11 13:14:02 +0000 UTCChris I glad your Australian cousin did well on the break dance Olympics
I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick
2024-08-11 12:47:31 +0000 UTCKarl Urban is from New Zealand you uncultured fucks
Martian Manfucker
2024-08-11 12:38:09 +0000 UTCBest way I can describe it is it's an attraction to the feminine body around it and not a specific attraction to their vagina if that makes any sense.
Bungler
2024-08-11 12:19:07 +0000 UTCA MAN
Haggis
2024-08-11 10:52:27 +0000 UTCthe rights strategy to get feeble minded W/L rizz morons on their side is working i fear
darklord anri
2024-08-11 10:51:30 +0000 UTCthe thing about gay guys getting recursive turn on's is somewhat true, there's a common joke about gay men finding partners that have similar body types to themselves instead of stereotypical bear/twink couples that straights imagine
pacific rim but with RFK and his lil' wormie
2024-08-11 09:38:23 +0000 UTCIt always confuses me when straight people say they don’t like vagina, yet I’ve heard it so many times, I’ve also heard many straight women say they aren’t attracted to dick. I couldn’t fathom having sex with someone, and not even be attracted to their genitals.
The Talibum
2024-08-11 09:15:22 +0000 UTCMEN BUTT IS GOOD BUTT! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?
Keith David but he's a MAGA supporter
2024-08-11 08:50:33 +0000 UTCGayest
I’ve Seen The “Cum Man” Jerry!
2024-08-11 08:30:47 +0000 UTCI agree
The Talibum
2024-08-11 08:29:14 +0000 UTCCum
Paying $5 rent to live in Sweeney's tooth gap
2024-08-11 08:24:51 +0000 UTC
