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#244: The Boys Reminisce over Spongebob

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There is a pause in from soft games...sit at the bonfire or in elden rings case. Fast travel to a sight of grace Upon further listening and thought, i think pause in offline mode works i am just retarded

Thugzilla, King of the Hoodsters

The likely cause of no pause in the souls games is due to invasion & multiplayer, those mechanics require a separate architecture for the game and would require developer time and be hard to maintain. Given you can be invaded even if your offline (i.e NPC invasion) its using the same architecture for the multiplayer. So you would need to have a separate path for single player and "pausing", it would be a bit tedious to maintain, maybe their engine is not even setup for that.

Sharlock93

People already have been hitting that ALT F4 when they get invaded lol, just give the quality of life feature to people who have shit to do

Chef Savage

Are you gay for me, son?

Chef Savage

couldn't you just press the button on the console if that was the case, or alt f4?

Funny name

There is an episode where Plankton roasts like 3 generations of a family rapid fire and ending with telling a grandma to go and die is hilarious.

Cardboard_Pie

I smile like the Grinch when I hear, “Alright let’s get the fuck outta here,” and see there’s still another hour remaining

sauce

You can’t pause it because if you could, you can just pause it every time you think you are going to die in combat and turn off the console which would reboot the world. It would eliminate all the tension of losing your runes. That’s a pretty key part of their game design philosophy.

Liam Rogers

Does everyone have that one friend who works someplace where someone gets crushed to death every couple years?

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

Nah it’s real, he got that spider blood put in him

Sweeney's Girlfriend Archive

You guys should totally do a movie commentary thing. Preferably high

Next time on Death Battle, Kensington vs The Bronx

Boogie2988 is COOKED 2: Electric Boogaloo episode incoming

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

And I'd listen to the whole thang

dead again

Chris skating by on his genetics not understanding why people do bodybuilding///

dead again

You guys won’t fucking believe this but Boogie has just been called out for potentially lying about having cancer lmao

Lizurd

Did sween imply that sounding black is genetic in the credits???

YaGuyALT

Dude adds an "s" to my name every time he attempts to read. Fucking narcissist.

Clit Yeastwood (the artist formerly known as Phallic Boldween)

For Elden Ring it would have to be a pure pause button. People already swap equipment mid-combat. If pause was connected to inventory, you could swap to light roll for dodging and then swap to boulder weight armor mode for trading attacks.

Duke of Disorder

Speaking of sports, have y'all seen the up and coming combat sport of straight up mid evil knights in a UFC style octagone?

Suspicious-Fox-35

I'm so glad I forgot to change my name back on Thursday to what it is now. Having them read it after hearing their conversation about SpongeBob would be so wrong. lol

SHAROD BROWN! He's gonna fuck your mom, make your dad trans, and eat you pets!

I got news for ya bub your gayyyy

Pan_of_Jello

Noooo you can’t be treating us this good, Dutch nooooo

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

How the fuck could you think a regular pig is the same as a boar? They don’t have tusks. Regular pigs also don’t have fur the way boars do

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

The Colin/Micah episode is no doubt going to end up being like 7 hours.

Alan Wake 2 - Alan WOKE

Two things: Elden Ring does have a pause, it's just inside a sub-menu in your inventory. The main problem I see with having a concrete pause button is there just aren't enough buttons on the controller to facilitate simple functions like two handing your weapons without holding down multiple buttons. It would have to be some weird macro that would give you carpal tunnel.

Rat Pobertson

At this point I'm PAYING for you guys to make gay red dead references. It should be labeled on the patreon bonuses, and if you guys ever stop then i'm unsubscribing, and getting a refund IMMEDIATELY

TonyTwoTries

Chris impression of Spike was so spot on I laughed so hard

Martian Manfucker

Racist snake needs to become a regular thing

Pediatrician Disrespect

Oddly, the terminals from Marathon taught me how to read at a more advanced level as a kid.

Rat Pobertson

The in person arc is going hard with the times

Chris

HOLY FUCK WE'RE IN THE BEST TIMELINE 3.5 HOURS!!!

EXTRA AMMO IDEA plan eachothers futures from this point on (like careers, relationships, places of living, etc)

3 AND A HALF HOURS!?!?!? WE'LL NEVER STOP WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!

CycloneofChaos


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