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#228: Drain The C0ck Johnson

The Rock loves to piss in bottles

also Sween has been kidnapped

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That answering “How you doin’?” With the same thing is pretty common where I’m at in the South. A lot of people do it, it’s just a way to verbally acknowledge someone else.

Cyrus Fisher

sorry grown ass 30 year olds getting upset that a video game doesn’t give them boners no more is so fucking corny and rapey like shut the fuck up derrick we get it you horny

JVNUSTHEGOD

#Wolfgate You couldn't fight a wolf you absolute ding dong

Sir, shitting up my back.

A big Labrador is 90lbs Derrick. Add 100lb and give it an upbringing killing and eating to survive, no fucking way dude. You with a stick, different story.

Give us ur dong ur the penis man. Give us ur dong tonight. Were all in the mood for a slab of meat. And my booty's filed up nice

Derricks comment on assholes in traffic is so real. The angriest I've ever been is when some asshole drove head first at a semi to pass me, nearly killing everyone, just so he can be stuck in the same traffic that's always congesting that road. I'm fucking fuming just thinking about it. Literally started seeing my life flash before my eyes.

jenamphetamine

Did some quick looking into the Chris Pratt house thing, I guess it's architecture people who are upset cause the guy that made it basically introduced the giant glass walls into society. According to the wiki he also made the Epsine house in LA so I'm inclined to not like the guy

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