January Question Thread!!!!

What it do my favorite trio of race enthusiasts, to put this simply, do you think a furry rpg could be received well? After playing as the dragonborn twice in BG3, it reminded me of the good times playing as khajiits in skyrim and how I wanted more beastial races to play as, these two races also being top picks make the possibility not so slim. While some could dismiss the idea due to the connection to the fandom at large, I believe there are plenty of people who enjoy such characters and worlds casually like most have with sly cooper, crash and star fox. Putting aside the technical, setting and funding logistics for maybe an LSM inquiry, the dream rpg would still have human npcs and creation options for those that don't want to play as funny animal people but are still interested in exploring a world filled with mostly primal and beastial characters. And naturally bugs would be the mid to late game threat. Thanks for the amazing content y'all put out and hope for the best down the road for you.

WHAMblitz

Shortening question so yall fucks will read Is there a FPS game mechanic you feel hasnt been done before or done properly.

Using infants as a nunchucks

Sup Snark Dudes. Tired of these insulting, demeaning ass comments and wanna instead say, hope everything in your lives is going well and only continues to get better! Heard y’all mentioning exercise more frequently so it made wonder what some of your biggest gym pet peeves are. Mine’s the classic mother fucker who slams the weight and screams for absolutely no reason. Keep grinding boyos.

Undefeated Homeless Champ

Greetings no mom, no dad, and no sister; I'm a little late, but as a certified double gay (I have 2 boyfriends) you guys all get unlimited use F passes. I get more joy from hearing "faggot" than Sween does hearing the N word. I'm a strong believer in taking back the power from slurs, and as one myself, I want to be able to call myself one without people getting upset even if they have no right to be. want pee pee want pee pee, gimme your pee peeee

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

Hey guys if you did a racial draft like the Chappelle show skin, what would your picks be?

Eric Lopez

Hello tar and cum hue podcast. Theoretically, which cryptid could you win against in a fist fight?

Letting a venomos snake bite my balls so that I can poison my bitch with my toxic cum later tonight

Would it be morally wrong for me, as a white man, to call Bill Cosby the nword if I ever encountered him on the street?

semz

Have you or your penis ever disappointed a women in bed

Adhdeviant

Did you know Alec Baldwin has accidentally gunned yet another person on the set of 'Rust?'

i am normal now

Hey Boys, I have a question that doesn't pertain to music for once. I was always the weird kid who liked the ps1 Spiderman when everyone else liked 2. But if yall are looking for a game that gives those web swinging vibes I think yall might like Cyber Hook. It satisfies that web swinging nostalgia and movement shooter need.

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Whatsup peter stan and Cleveland( Cleveland is Sweeney)Have you seen hazbin hotels new season? Any thoughts? I personally loved it and Keith David did great. Stay gay boys.

BE GAY KHALED

Hey Boys, As I've grown older my love for my first album has only grown. I keep discovering ways that American Idiot has shaped my life and worldview. I'm more into Imminence and Currents and some deathcore these days but every time I put that album on it takes me right back to third grade. Anything like that that can just instantly take you back?

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

What's up Homo gay men with Joe Rogan's podcast getting worse I've been on a search for a podcast that fits that broad subject matter but is also entertaining, what podcasts have you guys found that you all really like. I personally think this past weekend w/theo von is wild.

Seajesus

Greetings Gay, Gay, and Gayer. Top album of the 2000s, go. Might be the Toonami kid in me but I personally I find it hard to decide between Daft Punk's Discovery and Demon Days; both for the massive impact each contributed to their respective scenes and because they're still just as incredible as they were on first listen. Happy Belated New Year, keep up the good work

Demon Days and Discovery (Daft Punk) are the some of the best and most influential albums of the 2000s prove me wrong

My question is mostly for Derrick i remember you talking about YT poops. I was wondering if you ever checked out Very tall bart, he did the Eminem buys a car video, and he also does ytps of right wing people.

Cum the DNA of the soul

If offered, which celebrity would you anonymously assassinate?

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Hey fellas, I've been a patron for awhile but this my first time writing in and I'm doing it mostly to say that they guy from episode #199 who said Bioshock Infinite was bad, I hope your lungs collapse, clearly you have poor media analysis skills. Anyway, Do you have any favorite media that if anyone talked negatively about it would immediately make you consider violent actions.

Some Caucazoid

Hello trans masc,non binary,and primordial beast My question for you three is would you rather be tasked with making peace in the Middle East? Or convincing XQC he is gay and making him do gay porn reactions Thanks love yall beasts

Y_Jello

Not a question. I wanted to let you guys know that pastrami is made from brisket. The brisket is brined for like a week to insure the salt penetrates throughout the meat. Once the brisket is brined then you coat that shit with the seasoning, from what ive seen the seasoning has to involve cracked black pepper and corriander, but the other herbs and spices can vary. True pastrami is smoked but you could cook it in the oven on a low temp. I've also seen pastrami turkey but idk about that shit.

Salty lemon

Hello El Grande and the two skinny minis, If you could live as a normal person in any fictional world and/or universe, what one would you choose?

I paid for the discord link and idk how to access it where is it!

Hastur-Mora

How high are you guys when you make these videos

Adhdeviant

Would you rather never be sleepy or never be hungry (you can still eat and sleep)

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

If you dont do a call in episode I will shit in so many places I shouldn't.

CrabCrabCrab

Have ya’ll seen this shit about Jews building tunnels under New York?

The Talibum

hey black, blick, and spick, if you could pull an infinite amount of something out your pocket, what would it be? if you say money youre gay

if i, chris ray gun, had one wish, i'd wish that women could only speak by shouting their names like stupid fuckin pokemon

Hello married, almost married, and married to glass Snapple. Been listening since episode 0 and a first time patron. What's a song or band that you loved as a kid, but now realize is terrible as an adult.

Halo 3 Mountain Dew

Hello SpongeBob, Patrick, & Squidward, have you heard the musical genius of wheeler walker jr? Maybe this could be the inspiration for your super straight covers.

Fortnite Balls All In Your Face

hey guys its been a while since i became an audience participant and ur boys are stacked with questions. just wondering is there a method of handling things, organizing questions like cut a few ppl who asked too often or a few that you already answered this month so it wont stack? maybe its me but i feel we havent talked about management in a while

devil_fun

What up no mom, no dad, and no sister, when was the first time you ever noticed that someone you look up to is younger than you are? Did it fuck with you? I remember finding out like 9 years ago that JonTron is 2 years younger than I am and I couldn't decide whether I felt hopeful that I could do that someday, or like more of a mess than I already was

wait woah, hold on, this guy is subscribed to the patreon for $300, he's so cool and probably has lots of friends and a huge PP

Hello Can't Swim, Buoyant, and Swam Here, The three of you are each given the opportunity to travel back in time to convince the populace that an AI generated image is real. Which time period would you travel to, and what AI monstrosity would you show them?

3 inches is a lot right now, thanks Trump Shooter

Hey there my Snarky Gays, which Ninja Turtle do you think has the biggest cock?

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Hello sociopath, psychopath and nymphomaniac - first time ever writing in but I've been a fan since before ep 0. What is the farthest you've gone to perpetuate an inside joke? When I was in high school we started an online petition to get the White House to formally recognize someone in our friend group as a "gay terrorist." It got over 250 signatures while it was up. But my real reason for writing is because the gay terrorist also listens to the show and his birthday is coming up, so I was secretly hoping to surprise him with a shoutout from the Snark Tank crew. You know who you are, Happy Birthday my guy.

Trump calling Saul Goodman to get him off

Hello Snark Dark and Tank Of all instruments I've always found myself strangely drawn to both Chellos and Accordions. I find myself listening to a lot of a Finnish and Russian folk music as a result. Any particular sounds you enjoy that have pulled you to a strange place on the playlist?

Greetings my main men. Hypothetical: You’re throwing a coming out party to your family and friends to tell them about your love of Cock. What song do you play during the big announcement? As a bonus, what do the invitations, decorations and snacks look like? Keep on being classy bois.

The Papini Bros present Master RoshiFlow “We smokin Dino Caps and Flying Nimbuses you stupid piece of shit”

Hello Keith David Acolytes, in the english dub of the recent Astro Boy based anime, Pluto, Keith David voices Dr. Tenma, the in universe inventor of Astro Boy. My only question is have you seen a clip and if not can you look up what Dr. Tenma (Pluto) looks like and imagine Keith Davids voice coming out of him.

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Hey there, illegal mining operation, videogame question for you. I have been and still am an Oblivion person, but always felt like I was missing out by not liking Skyrim. But after trying the Survival mode, I've finally been able to personally enjoy the game. So it got me thinking, do any of you have any game modes or gameplay systems that helped you get into a game you previously just didn't care for?

Would Read The Names For You For Free

Hello there chamba casino advocates by association, if you can make your own task force x out of whatever existing or dead folks, what would they be sent out for?

Jack-O's ODBT

Every new season could be them world-hopping to a new fantasy IP and reeking havok in the land. I think the trick to getting it green lit would be keeping it ethnically diverse but equally gettho.

i am normal now

Hello Cock, Block, and Shock, Since yall brought up Linkin Park a few episodes back, it piqued my interest over how their music evolved and wanted to see where they started falling off. Turns out, they've had a high caliber multi-arstist roundup of an album remix of HT called Reanimation (2002) that NO ONE talks about so what the fuck???? I now have multiple tracks in my daily playlists since I cannot believe I somehow missed out on my childhood here. Anyways, what remixed albums/songs would you consider better than the original?

I will in fact be wearing a suit and tie to the superbowl

Hey Shitlords! I just wanted to know if you had ever heard of a book series called "Save the Pearls". Keeping it quick, it's a post apocalyptic series where black people are at the top of a race based caste system. Some highlights include: the main character being in holographic blackface for the whole first book, the main romantic lead being a half man/half jungle cat hybrid and the random inclusion of Aztec gods. There's much crazier shit than that in the book, but I don't wanna take up more of your time.

Hello distinguished gentlemen, What is your favorite trinket that you have for decoration? I had a miles suit that hang on the wall (in my cardboard box Apt) like JJJ did in Spider-Man 2

Hyperbolic Cum Chamber

Hello my favorite Mongoloids if life was an rpg video game what special traits would diferent races have.

Adhdeviant

What’s good you unruly nergroid YouTube turtles. I’ve been a fan of chis and Blackman since like 14 and I love sween I just think he’s fuckin stoopid but on this rare occasion I agree with him I just wanna let Chris know that a new cover of Miles with a sword dropped and it also has VENOM WITH FUCKING NUNCHUCKS it’s called Giant Size Spider-Man 2024 # 1 Miles is anime and I fucks with that heavy but also fuck u sween luffy is Goated !!!

Exotic BrukShot 420

What's good my noogas, I got 2, but you pick either or: What music artist(s) did you connect to more once you officially became an adult? Where do you see yourselves ultimately once you all have retired from Snark Tank and your respective channels?

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paying 25 a month, just to be ignored :/ Hey team, What's your thoughts on Fortnite essentially becoming a one-for-all game? Their new season feels targeted towards the Apex fanbase, the LEGO collaboration, and the fact that Harmonix worked on the rhythm engine that's also upcoming makes it feel like FT is going to be the HUB of gaming. No need to launch an entirely different game (ie: COD HQ) when it's all compact into one. Love your banters as always, neat.

preeroz.

Could we get an Extra Ammo where you write the first season of the N-Word Quest TV Show in the Elder Scrolls universe?

i am normal now

How do you feel about all these YouTubers quitting and do you see yourselfs quitting anytime soon?

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Hey brown and browner boys, no question just a demand You guys should say the n word in unison but sing it in the SEGA logo tune Thanks and god bless

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hello darkness my old friend, darkness my old friend, and lightness my old friend. my only question is what the fuck happened to that video where kingston breaks the mac because he saw a disabled child. please, at this point it borders on lost media. kind regards, — the gayest listener

let derreck read the names you tyrant

NANOPLASTICS??!

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

(Don’t read on show) Yo Chris, I know you said you wanna Platinum some games. AC: Brotherhood is an easy plat that still holds up as a great fun game that doesn’t ask for too much of your time

Gandalf Flow

Not a question, but tell Derrick that he can disable the AI Zoom on his webcam. That bit where the camera showed his pill addiction was gold! But if you want to fix it, you basically download the Insta360 Link Controller, and disable it through there. Thanks guys! Love the podcast! P.S.: Derrick, don't overdose, there are people that love and care about you

What are your thoughts on the Aaron Rogers vs Jimmy Kimmel beef?

Sweeny showers in sneakers.

Hello first, second, & third leg of The Forbidden One. First time, long time. Have you guys ever had a “fuck around and find out” moment online or offline. My first recollection of one was in 2nd grade, a kid said my Yugioh card was fake and I said “no your mom is fake” and he punched me in the face. Thank you for the laughs all these years.

Lizurd

Hola niños, What childhood influence sparked a fetish in your adulthood? I had a picture book of Bible stories for babies and there was a page on Adam and Eve where they just had leaves covering their privates. That gave me an exhibition fetish. I also had a Disney Halloween book that had a story based on the Mickey Mouse short, Runaway Brain. It had a picture of Minnie Mouse holding a green two-piece bikini while giving a suggestive look. That image may have unintentionally turn me into a Furry.

Long Schlong Silver

You can now teleport anywhere in the world, but you have to drink a tablespoon of cum. Do you take it?

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Would you rather be able to toggle people into slippy-mode or sticky-mode, (make their feet stuck mid-walk or turn their traction off)?

i am normal now

Hello bois, EXTRA AMMO IDEA HERE! I’ll try to keep this short but I want to provide context. How many Dairy Queen dilly bars do you think you could eat in an hour? This topic recently came up and one of my friends said he could do 10 EASILY and then even claimed he could do 20. This guy is like 120 pounds soaking wet. I agreed that I could do 10 relatively easily. One of my other friends was claiming there was absolutely no way either of us could even do 10 in an hour. So we took that as a challenge and there was money put on it. It was far more grueling than expected. The guy who claimed he could do 20 crapped out after 8, which took him about 45 minutes and he nearly had some sort of panic attack. I got through all 10 in about 52 minutes and it was by far the most mentally taxing thing I think I’ve ever done. The stomach issues were nothing compared to the mental anguish of forcing yourself to shove more chocolate and ice cream into your mouth when you really don’t want to. Anyway the mental strain was definitely not expected, but I got my money. You guys should take the challenge and film it as an extra ammo. I know the EA’s aren’t usually video, but you’ve done video on Patreon before so this could be a special one! If not it’s cool, just wanted to see what you guys think. Keep up the gay work.

Pouring Hot Sauce Into Derrick’s Gaped Rectum

Yo, why the fuck are they sending human remains to the moon?

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

If you could magically turn one person outrageously gay, who would it be and why? Personally I think Ben Shapiro having to fight off strong homosexual urges while complaining about Barbie would be amazing.

I’m Johnny GAWKSville, and this is Gayass!

What’s up guys. As someone moving somewhat far away from home soon for the first time, what’s a seemingly unimportant behavioral norm that the people of your area follow, that everywhere else surprisingly ignores. Mine was realizing the hard way what the opposite of “Midwest hospitality” is.

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Hey there my broskis! What's your favorite joke that you've ever heard? Love you guys.

huggerderek

When are you guys dropping those nice cum rags y’all promised

A smiling friend named Bryan

No question just a gay song idea. Ain’t no rest for the semen, penis don’t grow on trees, I got dick to suck, I got balls to squeeze ain’t nothing in the world Jizz free.

Mark blamel

Hallo educated black man, musical black man and Puerto Rican who makes music that hits too close. How would you three handle waking up with each others genitalia each morning and only the original owner having any sensation of what happens? For example: Chris wakes up one morning with Sweens and decides to get a Prince Albert. Chris'll feel nothing, but Sweens will get the full experience.

The homeless cat that Shane Dawson impregnated

How’s it going morally superior, no morals, and i don’t know the third guy just lies a bunch I can’t tell What’s your case to fix a game that you don’t like, what could it do to get you to try it out in a hypothetical sequel or future installment

Precisely shitting up back (clothes stayed clean)

Hey Dayquil, Nyquil, and Viagra. Let's say you get to make the roster for the next Twisted Metal game, who's on it, and what are they driving.

Heya Homosexual twink, Homosexual black and homosexual nerd, if you could retroactively put a celebrity on the epstein flight logs just to fuck with them, who would it be?

Norwegian gamedev, fucking the homeless to sleep

What’s up TomBlackGun I’m sure yall have taken a itty bitty peak at the Epstein list that’s recently come out. My question is who would you place on the list it can be anyone fictional or not. As always stay black, stay sexy and stay healthy <3

Judahwong Ni-ni-NAHHHH

Question from a friend

randeep kang

If the three of you became a throuple, who would be the husband, and why is it Sweeny?

randeep kang

Hello retard trio. What's the gayest experience you've ever had?(not necessarily sexual)

Cumming kidney stones like a machine gun

Guarantee he won’t answer this

Conor Wilson

Hey what’s up guys, scarce here. I heard on one of the more recent episodes that more merch is on the way and I was wondering if an official snark tank bag sword will be a real thing. If it does, I’ll be more than happy to throw money at you guys for it.

GEARSxWARRIOR

Good evening stupid fat piece of shit, rat faced ray man and Derick What's the video your least proud of quality wise relative to the amount of genuine effort put into it

guy with Average sized penis

Dear Ray Gun, Ray of Sunshine, and Cosmic Death Ray, My question is: what is the goofiest mod you've ever come across for a video game that you unironically added and played? P.S. can I get a quick shoutout to my cute boyfriend Scotty. He introduced me to this podcast and would absolutely blush if he heard you read this out loud. Thanks!

Gay Smiling Friends Be Like- Hooray Charlie you bred me! I'm boy preggers Charlie. I love dick Charlie! I love dick!

what would u do if boogie quits his lolcow podcast then go missing for a week, only to post a video mirroring the hate the gay tom sweeny video. then stating that he's going to be come a tom sweeny impersonator

randeep kang

DID YALL HEAR ABOUT THE GAY SEX TAPE FILMED IN THE CONGRESS ROOM. ITS REALLLLLLLL

I Purposely Run Over Butterflies When Mowing The Lawn

How much does a “below average” ending ruin a plot heavy movie/show/game for you. We arent saying an awful ending, just a slightly below “enjoyable but forgettable” tier

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Sup Chris RedField, Derek Jeter and Tom Hardy. Hope y'all have a good 2024 My question is how many clones of you will it take to kill a Silverback Gorilla? Bare hands only, no guns or handed weapons. The clones aren't sentient, they're all remote controlled by you. Also no cheating, obviously 100 clones can easily kill one. Minimum you think it will take to kill one. Hope only Tom Sweeney has good day!

I ask The Rock for his autograph, I told him my name is Derrick Blackman, He death grip my balls and said It's about dick

Hey Snark Cestpool Seeing as this “God of Chaos” Asteroid “may” hit earth in 2029 if the Asteroid was 100% confirmed to impact what would you degenerates do with your last 5 years

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Question for the homies who burp on Marge Simpson's clit. If you could will into existence a Super Smash Bros style fighting game based on any media property (Spiderman, Breaking Bad, etc) , which one would you choose and what would some move-sets be?

Halo Reach Around

Hey Cammy, Chun-Li, and Blanka! I picked up Marvel's Midnight Suns recently and realised that this game got absolutely shafted by its marketing (I think Sween would really like it). What are some video games you guys love but got absolutely shit on and/or didn't sell well due to reasons outside the game itself?

Gregga

Would you rather find out every conspiracy is true or every religion is real?

Questionable

Hey gay, gayer and gayest! ¿What percentage of the population you think you can beat in a 1v1 fight? As an athletic dude with no fighting experience I feel like I can beat 50% of people

Sween flossing with submarine internet cables

Greetings to the only thing keeping me sane during my hour night 10 shift. What is the most unconventional way you’ve discovered a new band or artist? Thank you and good night

He was a gayer boy, he said fuck me harder boy. He wasn’t straight enough for her

currently having my arm in a cast till mid february, are there any good games you can play with one hand?

MelficeOne

If ONE race could be granted the N-Word pass for all eternity, which one would be most deserved?

Cocky Bowel-boa vs A-Penis Peed

Who is more entitled to use the n word east coast or west coast

Hello The Stank, The Jank, and The One who carries the indescribable burden known as "women," If you could do an improvised ad read for any company for the podcast, which one would you each choose?

Baldur's Gape

Youtube has historically fucked its creators through arbitrary demonetization and strikes. And it seems like creators cant do anything but get pissed off and move on. Couldn't youtubers organize to withhold content from the site until Youtube improved? A Kickstarter could be used to supplement their lost income if it gets enough traction.

Staingo Jenkins

Will Tom Sween and Derrick ever appear on Constallations?

Craig Robertson

Hello 3 queers, what's a song from a band or artist that you absolutely love but you aren't really into the band or artist, my example is War Pigs but I'm not that into Black Sabbath as a whole

Damien Sawyers

Dearest Snark Tank If you could choose to switch places with a fictional character for random increments of time(could be any amount). However you don’t get to choose when you switch places with them and how long it lasts.

Jewish Sopranos be like Shabbatabing

Hey guys simple question, what are your opinions on the BioShock franchise? I recently played all 3. My ranking is 2 > 1 > infinite.

The Big CheeZe

Hello schizos. If you had to destroy the world with one superpower what would it be.

Dipshit

Hello Snarky Cabin! You’ve talked a lot about having potential guests on the show, but have any of you considered appearing on another podcast as a guest? Thanks also eat my ass Sweeny

BerryTheDead

Question for Chris. Why’d you cross apple sauce? What AP do to deserve it?

Magma Tea

G'day sick cunt, mad cunt and dog cunt (you may fight over who is who). First time patreon contributer here! I once had a thong (sorry, "flip-flop" for you americans) frisbee'd at my nutsac once. It left be immobile for a good 5 minutes. So my question you lads is whats the most pain thats ever been inflicted on your downstairs boys? P.S check out "That Brahmatron Song" by Closure in Moscow.

That cop shoulda shat on that burning guy to put the fire out.

Hello Hispanic pretender, some dark dude, and David dukes erotic nightmare. If you could make any person alive today fall madly in love with you, who would it be?

Tendercut

Hello sleep paralysis demons, what's the most celebrated death you have experienced in your life mine is Maggie Thatcher, ding dong the witch is dead from wizard of oz charted when she died and multiple cities had large parties celebrating her painful death

Carry on with the UK slander shit sucks here man

What do y’all think about the kid that just beat tetris?

Curious Whorge

Hey babez! Long-time listener, slightly long-time Patron, first time question-asker! Wondering if you guys would know or be able to find out as to why I get an error when trying to give y'all 5 stars on Spotify? Been trying for like 2 years now and genuinely forget to ask every chance I get. I wuv yous guys (*°v°)/☆*♡♪

Marcus (Marcus)

Hey Snark boys. What is a respectable amount of farts should a woman do around men?

Blake

Howdy vaguely human shaped amalgamations of illnesses and retardations. If you had to pick one of these bands to make a full album about your life thus far which would you choose: Limp Bizkit, ICP, Nickelback, Mario Judah or Imagine Dragons?

Letting a venomos snake bite my balls so that I can poison my bitch with my toxic cum later tonight

Hypothetical. Would you rather sweat mayo or poop out a softball?

For Chris and Derrick, why does Sweeny suck shit so hard?

Escamvic

Sween why do you hate aba and preach?

what’s up trail mix equivalent of people. If after you died you saw a halo like stats screen how many Kills and or Assists do you think you’d have?

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Hey you grass fed, free range non-gmo retards. What are some moments in your life that had you go "wtf just happened".

Salty lemon

What's up mixed nut selection. If you could fake your own death in the most elaborate or out of pocket way how would you do it. Or how would you fake each others death.

My a left nut

Gay Willy Wonka be like Cum in me, and you’ll be In a wooorllld of pure or-gas-i-ma-tion… Reach out, touch, suck my nuts, make me blowwwww my-load-of-gay-cum

The pale midget from the new mad max movie

What's up Snark Semen Suckers in the same vain of the amusement park question, if you could create a fighting game made of canceled celebrities who would be in it? You have a roster of 10 with 10 added as dlc. Additionally who would you main and what would their play style be?

Robert De Negro

Hello funny joke that makes Derrick say "nice!". Throughout all your careers online, is there anything you'd like to go back and change?

Scooped James

Wassup fellas, what is your album of the year for 2023? I really loved Why Would I Watch by Hot Mulligan

Possum was actually homeless but now their back

What’s up failed cum stains; If you boys had the opportunity to trade places with one celebrity to do one task, who would you swap with and what’s the one thing you’d do? I’d trade places with Morrissey and immediately kill myself — I fucking hate Morrissey.

she knocked on my loose til’ I sit and mourn

What’s up you supremely handsome dicked up dudes (FULL homo). Thanks to some YouTube comments on a short I watched recently, I have been gifted the knowledge that some members of the older generations, to this day, refer to Brazil Nuts as straight up hard R n-word toes, and I nearly broke down in a Sween-esque cackling fit. My question is this: Are there any cartoonishly out of pocket bits of racist knowledge that caught you so off guard that it nearly killed you? Thanks for the years of entertainment, been a fan of Chris since his disembodied talking voice days, Derrick since 2016, and Sween since the first Twitter trash you guys all did together.

Cyrus Fisher

What's up, voices in my head. We all hate ads, but what's an advertisement that has stuck with you in a positive way through the years? Mine was probably the Mad World trailer for the Gears of War remaster. Chris you can't say Halo.

Definitely Stephanie

Hey Dwalin, Bofur, and Bombur. What’s your socials security #’s and can I get a scan of your passports please? Thanks

Gandalf Flow

Hello Jerry. George, and Kramer. What is your new year's resolution? Mine is to be worse. My boss doesn't think I can, but I assured her that if there is a will there is a way. Happy holidays boys.

It's Marcus, last month the CoG can support you at 25 as Baird spent our funds on Myrrah's only fans

Hey fellas. If you had to pick one single favorite piece of music from a video game what would it be and why? Mine is Zero from Ace Combat, an operatic flamenco banger that plays while you and your former wingman duel in the skies while a timer counts down before a nuke destroys the world.

What's up The Fuck You's? I moved up from being homeless recently so i may have to cancel my subscription for rent money. What's your favorite inside joke with friends that makes you laugh in very odd circumstances? Me and my roommate were talking about John Cena doing so many make a wishes recently and we made the joke that he only does it under the condition that he gets to pull the plug himself.

Jon snow invented eating pussy

Hi Snarkmen I was listening to your new years episode and you talked about how Carol of the Bells sounded metal to you. What other songs that are far from metal remind you of metal? To me, the French accordion waltz, "Daddy's gone" or "style musette" sounds like it could be a great metal song

Hey Otacon, Balog with a ginger mowhawk & King from Tekken If you could open your own arcade with pretty much unlimited funding, what games are you 3 putting in there? (There could be a 10-20 game max btw if y'all would want too btw)

JTheStrange

Hello my favorite white supremacist would you rather have sex with another man and nobody know or have to watch your partner have sex with another man and everybody like sneako

Adhdeviant

Howdy Fucktards, what's a game series or tv show you loved so much it genuinely upset you when the writing became dogshit? I love Gears of War but gears 5 turning JD Fenix into a fucking war criminal only to pointlessly sideline him bugs me to this day.

Commander-in-Queef

What is Sween’s next YT video gonna be

I Purposely Run Over Butterflies When Mowing The Lawn

V2, Gabriel and minos prime, what are some crazy good games you didn’t expect outside of the cybertron games, i personally didn’t think PvZ would work as well a 3rd person shooter but the two garden warfare games were lit

Heya nightmarish entities that haunt my dreams. Been listening since episode 0 and recently sold my lube collection and house to support Derrick’s brazzers addiction. Was just curious if y’all saw the OnlyUseMeBlade stream where he said the n-word over 300 times? Thought you’d get a kick out of that. Stay horny, gooners!

Jacko

who would win in a fight, a billion aaron rodgers, or one bugs bunny with covid?

a jeff

Whose ass would you suck the farts out of?

Somebody Told Me by The Killers - Breakin’ my back just to suck my dick, cuz women ain’t close in a place like this

Hi there Tj Combo, Noob Saibot and Luke from streets, have you ever done a "little" payback on your family and they folded faster than you expected? I'm currently "vacationing" and was told there's no internet here so I chose to leave my laptop at home. Guess what? Theres a fuckin router in the guest room. I confronted the liar but she won't admit fault and said i have an addiction to gaming. She pretends that I don't work 12 hr shifts and am homeless thanks to you guys. So I changed my aunts wifi password and refuse to tell them what happened. Theyre going miserable without their novelas and I'm gald they are. Anyway thank you for all that you do for us hobos

Diego Hernandez on the path to 100k kills with Fighting Lion

Greetings Whats a video game mechanic or idea you feel hasn't been attempted before or done succesfully that you think has potential to be really cool. Thanks.

Using infants as a nunchucks

Hey ethnic pals. If you could shoot cum at will like a Godzilla laser how would you utilize it and how much cum would it require to achieve hovering/flight?

Dailywire Presents Matt Walshs What is a Black

Howdy boys, been a listener since the Jonathan Young episode roped me into this podcast but am a newly christened homeless person. That said, have the Algorithms ever gotten you into something you never expected you would see/ maybe just some niche stuff you want to shout out?

Griffithonathanathaniel

Hey Fuckheads, were you ever accused of doing something you didn’t do as a kid, but nobody believed you, so you got in trouble? Happened to me more than once, I’m definitely not still bitter.

Darth Dumbass

Who would in a three way fight between the three of you?

Bruno Moyaho

Hey, knuckles, chuckles, and cuckold. Since you three are always coming up with wacky rhymes, what are your thoughts on Dr. Suess?

causewthoutrebel

Hey mates, a few weeks ago I wrote in asking for a single use N-Word pass for Christmas and you guys discussed it on the show, thank you for your consideration. I wish to let you know I have no intention of ever using it. I'll just hoard it in the same way the British museum hoards other cultures artefacts.

Hello podcast with swear words Do you guys have any predictions for content creator controversies and awful apology videos in 2024?

Lemon Pepper

Hey Wrong,Wronger,and Wrongest which one of you guys are winning a twerk off

Peenie Hisman

Hello bois, sorry for lack of creative questions,if you were to watch shin godzilla or minus one would their be a spoiler cast gor extra ammo? Interested to hear your takes on it.

Abbot and Costello 7 goes into 28.

Hey biblically accurate Three Stooges! I've been casually modding costume files as of recent & was wondering what specific supersuits would each of you like to have?

Hey y’all, first time question asker. If you had to choose a video game death that you had to go through irl, what would you choose. For me, I would want to go out like a character in a lego game and just break off into pieces.

Logan Watson

Hello man who is always right, man who is never wrong, and Kingston. Who is an influential person that you find hard to believe that you get to interact with? Every Tuesday I get to chat and play video games with Kevin Miller during his streams. He is the voice actor for Sly Cooper and it’s a game I played a shit ton as a kid and have fond memories of.

The depressed Minnesota man

Hey you lads ive been listening since episode 0 and I was in the top 1% of listener's on Spotify so i thought lets give you fucks a fiver so thank you for all the laughter you've brought me this the funniest shit ive listened to

Freddie your biggest fan

Hi all, What do you think will be the thing to define this decade? And what do you think defined the 2010s as a distinct decade? As currently I don’t feel there’s a strongly distinct identity to either. Stay snarky!

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hello unmedicated voices in my head, I've heard a lot of people refer to 2024 as a "buffer" or "catch up" year for gaming, but are there any titles you guys are looking forward to this year?

3 inches is a lot right now, thanks Trump Shooter

Hello Chris & the Darkies, Do y’all think Xbox can pull a 180 this generation or is all hope lost? P.S. 360 and PS3 was the best generation for games and I want it back Thank you,

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Hey Snarkos. Not a question just a quick caveat you guys mentioned 3D TV’s being a thing since Avatar was big. Just wanted to say, at work not to long ago I saw that they are now releasing 3D blu ray Avatar movies. Dunno how that works but I thought it interesting.

Gay-Z and Cock-a-fella (these are real nas lines)

You don't have to read this part if you don't want to, but it was insane to learn how much money and economic status contributes to mental health, as well as seeking treatment

Chris's alarmingly small nipples

Hello Black, Blacker and Blackest (y'all figure out who is who). I work in an inpatient psych hospital, and in doing so I learned that a lot of things I once thought about mental health are bullshit. What are some mental health misconceptions that y'all once held?

Chris's alarmingly small nipples

Hello white penis, black penis, and mirco penis what celebrity's do you think will die this year 🤔

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

Howdy partners! Would you rather have super convincing AI deepfakes (like 90% realistic) of you guys earnestly admitting to shit so horrible that there's no recovering from it, or record and release a video or series of videos of you guys taking turns spitroasting each other?

The Nightman

Salutations you wretched humanoid cum strainers. With all the buzz about the Epstein list, it got me thinking. What fictional characters would be on the flight logs? The more absurd the better.

Speaker Mike Johnson and Son Gooning Emporium

Question for Sween… You have sleep apnea right? Because you sound like you have sleep apnea.

Think of any gaming IP and pick two developers you'd love to see have it. Example from me is Remedy having the Silent Hill IP and Rockstar having the Spiderman IP. Because why not.

Sydney Sweenys Tit's as two Moons

Hey Cuz, Unc, and Brohammed Ali (Sween, Derrick, and Chris in that order) I want to know something. I know Sweenie poo talks about how fast he'd kill himself in hypotheticals when things get dicy but I want to know if you'd take an actual swing at surviving in a post apocalyptic world? Since that's broad I'll throw a few scenarios at you. 1. Traditional zombie apocalypse with the slow retard zombies. 2. A massive solar flare goes off and permanently destroys all electronics. Would you at least try and give survival an honest go in one of these or are you swallowing the nearest gun barrel ASAP? Happy New Year from South Carolina

Pissin' n Wizzin'

Hello snarky boys! If you were all wrestlers, what would your names and gimmicks be?

becca

Hey Gay, Gayer, and Gayest. A simple question for ya. Who is your favorite fighting game character you guys can think of? My personal ones are, Bardock (DBFZ), Dr. Doom (MvC), and Testament (Guilty Gear). Thanks boy love you sexy men.

TomTomOurLord

Howdy Snark bois, what is a video game twist that you either enjoyed or hate with a passion? For me I at first liked the Boda being a sith twist in Jedi Surivor, but its started to sour on me a while after I finished the main story.

Hispanic Clone Trooper

Cum by Metallica There’s so much cum on me So much I cannot breath And when there’s nothing left but cream This terrible goon it starts with me Now that the boys are through with me They’re spankin up my ass to bleed So that nut can penetrate Nowhere is safe to be now Hold my ass as I swim through men Oh please no more dick

Red Head Redemption

Sup you snarky cunts, my fyp has been fucked recently and it showed me a GameFly trailer where a bunch of men are crying and breaking their shit over getting a bad game. What are some old commercials you remember being just fucking wild? Keep up the good work stay safe y’all.

The Locust that shot carmine

Hello you waste of Vault Space, With Bobby Kotick let go from Activision, what do you think his next line of work will be?

Chris bitchanado and Sween Blackman how do y’all feel about the Into the Light and Final shape

Blessed day Chris Ray Gun, SomeBlackGuy and Tom Sweeney. I ask you this: what would your ideal World War III look like? Which nations are involved, why did war erupt and how is it going to end. Killing yourself is not an option.

Hello, my favorite N word sayers. What is a piece of media that you cannot possibly understand the amount of praise it receives? Heres a starter: Bioshock Infinite is hot fucking garbage. The hate that 2 got should've been aimed at Infinite.

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As well known racists, white supremacists, and homophobes, what's your respective ifunny account account names? (Also, please read the Wikipedia page, especially the extremist incidents section)

Jar_Farters_inc

What’s up Reese,Twix and king sized butter finger. Would you actually go on a chosen one adventure akin to bg3 or Percy Jackson? (You gotta fight some evil dude and go on a big adventure with puzzles and dragons and shit)

dort snort

Hey printer running out of ink, what's the craziest thing a colleague has said to you? During a discussion about bisexuals, a coworker said that "women are more likely to be gay because they have weak blood." Cheers.

I'm not a big fan of the government (30 on 30)

Hello you Beautiful Bastards! What is something in a video game that you knew at a first glance was outright broken.

Sween with the face of a 10 year old white girl

Hey all three acts of Spiderman 3. Have you see Dave Chappelle's new special? Thoughts???

Steven Crowder OWNS Candace Owens after buying her at an auction

Hey there Gaylo Reach Around, Gaylo LGBT, and Gaylo Fat Cock Erect, how should the Halo story continue? Should it even be about Master Chief or should there be more spin offs or even change it to be about Locke? Ps, you should do a extra ammo episode all about the Mass Effect Trilogy(plus Andromeda) talking about the ups and downs of it

Yo it's me Vladimir Vladamirnovich Putin, Im going to send Ethan Ralph to destabilize Lithuania so I can take it

Hello my dudes With a solar flare potentially hitting the earth in our near future, what will you guys if all of our electronics shut down and cease functioning causing humanity to revert back to the dark ages? Personally, I would probably go backpacking across the world. Have a nice day!

A half-black, half-Vietnamese person named Bich Nga

Hello Puerto rican Popeye and the darknesses. If you were isekai'd, what's the first thing that you would do? get a harem of big titied women or men, or become a villain or worse a triffling do-gooder.

Kevin shut up and dribble abdul

Hey Slitterheads, Was wondering if Sweeny and/or Derek would be interested in appearing on LSMs Constellation? Would love to see it!

9-11 is a reference to MGS 2

Keeping it short, and since Chris roasted me for putting “context” last time, this time I got creative, and put it all in my name and profile photo. Yes, that’s real. No, it’s not a joke. Wanted to get Derrick and Sween’s takes specifically, since they grew up with WWF, and also this absolutely is not going to help Chris’s opinion that pro wrestling is stupid. My personal opinion is that the dumbass begrudgingly deserves it. Wrestling is a showman sport at the end of the day, and not only is Logan Paul a phenomenal athlete in-ring, he’s perfect at portraying an unlikable douchebag, because of course he is. I’ll gladly pay money to boo him as loud as I can.

Logan Paul has been the WWE United States Champion for over 90 days, and has defended it fucking ONCE

What is up with geriatric politicians going on podcasts? Fucking Joe Biden having a podcast with Conan O'Brien and he came accross as a skeleton wearing a old man's flesh.

Hey Dollar-Store Green Day, Wish Stevie Wonder, and Great Value Death Grips, I'm in the middle of college right now, and have been trying to catch up with people from my high school. I added one old acquaintance on Instagram, and his whole profile is MAGA related. Every time I see a post he's liked, it's blatantly unabashedly racist. With hard R's, crime statistics, and genuine hate crimes. Any stories of acquaintances going absolutely off the rails after entering the real world?

Hey Piss, Smegrick and Chris Brown's strongest soldier. Hope you're all doing well. You've been granted audience with a ghost of your choosing - you get to ask them two questions. Who do you summon and what do you ask? Their ghost permanently dies forever after this BTW. Thanks for the show fellas, it feels good in my ear-snails

Saddest Substance (ok it MIGHT be cum)

Hello The Darkness that looms over all, Tiny but Mighty Music Man, and The Man with the Golden Raygun. My question for you three is you get three wishes but your cohosts get to give you a monkeys paw like effect, what will the wishes be?

Zerowolf

Hay boys What absurd power would you guys want and how would you use it. Like being able to shape shift but with only your penis.

manuel iop

What's Gay My homos? I run a D&D game and I haven't had a ton of time to prep for my next few sessions. I want to introduce the three of you as NPCs. Whatever you guys come up with is what I will use. It was nice seeing you again son.

The snark tanks favorite wrestler

Sup 2 nigs one spic. What's the most surprising talent you've seen someone have? I'm basing this off of the episode where you guys were talking about people who surprisingly had talent for singing bit never use it. P.S. My mom is one of those people she only uses it for cleaning the house or at funerals.

Almost $50k in debt

What's the absolute worst advice you have ever gotten in your life?

LilCompanyCreditCard

If you had to design a piece of technology that was purposefully designed to fail, how would you make it in your own degenerate way? No you cant kill yourself

Paz

Hey aids, heart disease and black! I find that most things either work themselves out or explode. How do you think this political landscape of personality over policy will shake out? Will Chris Christie enter a cocoon after he loses and turn into a cherub? Fuck you, Yankees suck.

I don't want to set my ass on fire, I just want too see a really big fart

Greetings Minority Report, I have been made aware of a Hatsune Miku and Set It Off collab from a while ago and was struck by how odd of a combo it was. What is the weirdest collab(music or anything really) you've seen, or what is a collab you'd desperately want to be real. Stay glazed.

Capricious Rizzard

Hello my three flashlights. You all wake up with stands (except Kingston because he’s gay) what are the stand’s names and what are their powers?

SillyLittleEnbyWithAMissile

Hello cock featuring balls and torture. Listener since the start. What is something you should have for free but everyone else should have to pay for

Makeshift Mousepad

Hello Gus Fring, Jesse Pinkman, and Walter Jr: Listener since episode 0, managed to end my homelessness but still can't do $25 yet. Question is, what combination of annoyances would make you violent? For example: someone who puts pineapple on pizza also talking with their mouth full, or someone badmouthing Keith David also being female.

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Well there lads, what's the craic? A genie gives each of you a single wish to help one member of the podcast while hindering the other. What is your wish? (Your wish can't directly affect you specifically or directly. Eg Kingston can't wish for Chris to get a million dollars and to give it out to his friends.)

Emmet Daly

How's it going, Muhammad Ali, fat Albert, and black Jonathan Young? What's one myth that you would want to make real? I would like to make skyrim argonians real because reasons.

That_One_Furry

Sup Mouse, Honey Badger and Big Bear. Do you care that questions are asked for the sake of asking them (My own, not judging others), or would you prefer those that sincerely want their questions answered? Tldr: Chris do you get annoyed sifting through a fuck ton? You are the only reason I have a patreon account. Love each of you.

Stratman

Hello gay man, gay man, and bisexuality personified. Chris this is long read but worth. What is the furthest you've ever gone for a bit? Have tormented my male friend by convincing his family that he's PREGNANT. Have gone so far as to convince hotel chains to tell him, 'Congratulations' and give gift baskets for the occasion. And even was briefly part of the $25 tier of this patreon so Chris would tell him that he is pregnant.

DevinIsPregnant

Hey guys quick one but did you guys see that some kid beat Tetris

Liam Paynes skydiving instructor

Hey, Snark tankers and Fat Albert. I'm so grateful for your stupid lil antics as it helps me endure my current job was a Shopping cart boy. My question is, do yous ever sit around and seek intentionally bad movies for fun? My friends and I are can't get over a movie we watched called "Evil tapes" it's hilarious and completely horseshit Hope yall are doing well and gave a great 2024

BussyTV

Hey fuckers, say you were able to change the color of your cum, what color would it be

Benis

Hey Himmy Burner and his Fairly Black Friends. What is the most disrespectful ALBUM to gay cover, and what is the most gay song to straight cover?

LZ I'm gonna give you my cum, I'm gonna give you my cum, Nut a whole lotta cum, Nut a whole lotta cum, Nut a whole lotta cum

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Stacy's Dad is So Gay and it's Rad!

What’s pussy poppin, Ding-bat, Wing-bat, and God Emperor Sween This question is mostly for my baby boy Chris! You may have talked about it but I’d love to hear how, if you had unlimited money and resources, you would change, tweak, or rewrite the original Halo Trilogy. If the other fine snarky gents have their own, I’d love to hear it. Stay crack-a-lackin, brothers!

That one Always Sunny episode with P Diddy in it

would you rather pussy taste and smell vomit-inducingly awful, or, human shit smelling so inticing you compulsively eat it on the daily (it does not taste good). you can kill yourself, i understand the appeal

if i, chris ray gun, had one wish, i'd wish that women could only speak by shouting their names like stupid fuckin pokemon

Hey birch mahogany and oak what was one of the first memes you guys remember seeing? happy new year and stay gay

My dick fell off

Favorite Baldur’s Gate 3 companion and why?

Pouring Hot Sauce Into Derrick’s Gaped Rectum

Hi Guacamole n-word penises, Have you ever considered making a game out of who has to read the names at the end? The loser has to read the names.

buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

Dear Shrek, Donkey, and Puss, how does your first fictional crushes compare to your most recent?

BigUglyJordan

Hello there, supermegacast replacements. First time patron here! I just recently bought an old PSP and loaded it full of games I missed back in my childhood. Did you guys play the PSP growing up and if so what were your go-to games?

Empire Ants

Greetings my three slurs, What would you say your favorite album of 2023 was? I would personally have to go with Periphery V by Periphery. It’s so creative and fun. I’m curious to hear your answers.

Dank McMuffin

On the set of the Clint Eastwood film "Any Which Way You Can", the orangutan co-star was caught stealing a donut and the trainer took the ape out back and beat it. It later died of it's injurys. My question is this. If you could take any non human character from a movie and beat it to death, what would it be?

Some Black Thighs, Derek's OnlyFans coming soon...

Hello Snark Tank Crew! If Chess never existed before, and was randomly released on Steam by a indie developer, how popular would it become?

Conor Wilson

Hey fuckheads and Derrick If 2016 and 2020 have indicated anything it's that in some way shape or form every 4 years will go along the same lines . I simply call it "The 4 year curse". Think 2024 will follow suit?

CycloneofChaos

Heya Shart Boys! I'll keep this brief, since I ramble. I've been wanting to try getting into being a metal/metalcore vocalist but don't know where to start. Something like Knocked Loose or Boundaries. Any tips or recommendations on how to get started, not kill my voice, etc?

Howdy my sweet bottom boys. What is a Video Game title that would be improved by replacing one word with the N-word?

Frieza calling black Saiyans the N-word

Are there any foods you look at as being "gay?" Not just in appearance or consumption, but as a general vibe. I personally think spaghetti and most types of pasta are really gay, but I'm not sure why.

Gay Jonah Gaymeson, Chief Editor of the Gayly Bugle

Dear Jiminy and the coal crickets, What do you guys have planned for the future of the podcast for the wonderful year of our savior, 2024? Thank you guys for all the laughs. PS Fuck you sweeny, cats are cool, you’re gay.

The 3 terabytes of Porn on Chris’ old MacBook

What's popping frungle, gungle, and clungle? With the recent revelation of Steven hawking being at Epsteins island, what fictional character do you think would be so laughably out of place there? My vote would be Mr Bean.

Stacy's Dad is So Gay and it's Rad!

Not a question but I need you guys to know your mask rewrite us eerily close to the mask comics, it's actually way closer than the movie is it wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility

YaGuyALT

Hey cum boys what’s a game your anticipating this year

Homeless Transfem who cums

Hey Chris, Derick and Tom Sweetie Long Time listener, First Time Patron Recently, I finally got a PS5 (Slim) with Spiderman 2. However I only paid 50 bucks for it. Spiderman alone would’ve cost me 70 bucks ALONE. 
I wanted to ask, what was the best deal you’ve ever gotten? Games or otherwise.

Tacko3D