Question thread! YMS (Your Movie Suck)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

What songs go perfectly with their music videos? Which don’t?

Private Private's Privates

Hello my dudes. This one is for Adam, I was surprised that you've actually attended this year's Fantasia festival since they've decided to make it an exclusively in-person event for this edition. Which movie or movies from that event you wished you had seen but unfortunately missed out on? For me, I had to miss out on Moloch, Polaris and My Small Land. Thanks for your time! From a Fantasia staff member.

A half-black, half-Vietnamese person named Bich Nga

Not a question but ALL OF YOU GUYS promised nudes.

A smiling friend named Bryan

Idk abt that but I’ve heard Adam can throw up on command

My bitch a freak, she licks it back to front 😩

Do you think Lion-O from Thundercats could understand King from Tekken?

There’s No I in LLC

Can you do a backflip?

Mr. Hot Salsa

What average to bad movie experiences have been completely reversed when you checked out the source material? I watched World War Z when it came out and thought it was pretty forgettable. A few years later and the novel is my favorite book of all time and completely different from what I watched (and leagues better)

Nice and simple question: do you guys have just one computer for everything or do you separate your work pcs and your gaming pcs? Keep stimulating our ears you zany gentlemen.

Private Private's Privates

Dear Adam and Boys, What is a movie/show/trailer that got you surprisingly emotional? Which movie/show/trailer was it and why do you think that it stirred you up in that way? “Archer” was a show that got me by surprise. It was the episode of which he fought and worked together with a WW2 Japanese soldier, Kato (I think) who believed that the U.S and Japan were still at war. Towards the end of the show, Archer and Kato make it out of some beach in Borneo (or some place) waiting for a CIA lifeboat to rescue them. Archer asks him about meeting his wife to which Kato says to how doubtful that his wife will recognize him after so many years of being away from her. Archer pulls out a cell phone, asks for Katos home address from many years ago, and hands him the phone. Kato hears a soft, older yet recognizable voice. His wife speaks and he starts crying as he hears her voice, they both are shocked to hear each other after a long absence. I started tearing up within that scene as the way the guy jumped to his Japanese language and talked in a soft yet weeping tone as he was with tears hearing her voice, was just super heartwarming. Hope this wasn’t too long. You guys enjoy yourselves now!

Jonathan Anguiano

All of you guys seem to have very different opinions about most of the comic movies out there, or just comic movies in general. What are each of your favorite and least favorite comic book / superhero movies?

My bitch a freak, she licks it back to front 😩

Hey adum what do you think of sweenys dumbass take that all scorcese movies are the same, which includes hugo, taxi driver, king of comedy, and the temptation of christ

Israelite boss baby

Hello dick, balls and cum! Greetings from Poland. I'm a fan from the zero episode and fan of Chris since 2015. When were you astonished by the games AI (not talking about scripted scenes). To me it was F.E.A.R. and SWAT 4 both from 2005. It feels like there is not much boasting from developers about AI in video games these days. Wish you all well, you make my work hours bearable!