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Hello (long time fan) this Is a bit of a downer topic. But in the span of 5 months I've had 3 of my dogs pass away due to complications from medical conditions, previous trauma, old age, etc. I'd like to know, what are some of your favorite memories with your pets? Also... I ask that everyone please remember to show your pets the love they deserve.

Hey hey people. Long time listener, first time patron. For Derrik and Chris - Is it hard for you guys to write lyrics? Do you have any tips? Still trying to get over that hurdle. Thank Warm Regards, - Indie

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Hello snark trio. Have any of you heard the story of Nasubi? He was a Japanese game show contestant that was locked in a studio apartment and basically tortured. The goal of the game show was for him to survive on nothing but his winnings from magazine sweepstakes (including food). They only provided him with water and told him he wasn’t allowed to leave until he won 1 million yen worth of sweepstakes. This went on for over a year in which the producers upped the freedom amount multiple times because of how much money the show was making. One of the most fucked things I’ve ever heard of.

Hello Topher, Rick, and Ston! I was listening to an episode of The Snark Tank and I was reminded that you guys dislike the last of us 2, a game I really love. So I wanted to ask, what is the game that you think gets way too much shit? Or conversely, what do you think is a game that doesn’t get enough shit? Personally, I would say doom eternal. It’s an absolutely fantastic game, but it gets away with way more nonsense than it deserves to

Chris's alarmingly small nipples

Would you rather shit cum, or cum shit? Keep in mind, if you accidentally shit yourself it'll look like you've been creampied. Contract AIDS and go fuck yourselves

Greetings, menagerie of depravity. What is something trivial that makes you question a person's humanity? For example: I had a girlfriend that, later on, I discovered only listened to music from "Top 10" lists, and when I asked further, she said she had no favourite musicians/bands. I immediately felt like the relationship was doomed to fail. Keep up the hustle.

Hello cool chris, Dumb derrick, and BITCH BOY. . if yall could fuck a young betty white, Lucy (from I love lucy) or Betty white what one would it be I personly would smash lucky

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What's up, Sex Wizard, Executioner Smough, and Godskin Apostle (Chris if you've beaten them, mad respect to you) I'm catching up on episodes, and in Ep: 123, you talked about making adults angry, so I feel compelled ask, has there ever been a situation where you almost had to fist fight someone who would've pummeled because of an age gap or something else? My example is, that I wanted to hang out with a friend of mine, and his uncle who was in his mid 30's and living with his mom, came home drunk in the middle of the day and was trying to square up with me; at the time I was maybe 14 and no taller than 5'7" Sidenote: Sweeny mentioned not being able to finish during sex if something funny is on in the backround and i relate, I was literally getting a blowjob from the pastor's stepson mid Futurama episode couldnt get off lol Love you guys and apologies if this question is formatted weird Chris I'm actually trying to make it readable. Much love

Decwood

Hello there, what is an IP that you think is most underutilized in the gaming industry. For me it’s gotta be Star Wars, the franchise is practically made for games but the only really good ones in recent memory are Fallen Order and the Lego one.

I love FOV sliders

Ooh boy

Chris please cover American idiot I’ll donate 100

Hello Doug here , can you believe the best live action Spider-Man had Morgan freeman take on Spider-Man’s toughest the wall

Here's $5 that I totally didn't not steal from the green guy. If you had to eat any celebrity currently living, who would it be and why? Also, are the "three seen moon" shirts still available, and if not will they ever be back?


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