#119: VSAUCE ANDREW TATE HERE

on one hand the intro song is nice on the other, *kneah* is just great

commie cumstar

its so weird that you guys start joking about waffle house when i start working in one. I'm listening to yall joke about fights while watching the regular old folks and mechanics eat hash browns i cooked. granted, i do carry a knife for boxes and things

commie cumstar

It's funny you guys didn't have any major stories of people posting out-of-pocket shit to facebook when I (just a regular guy) remember an old friend posted a nearly 10-minute video of herself clearly strung-out, walking around her house, mindlessly rambling, repeating "wassup fuckers" while showing off her underwear at random points. At one point you could even see a crack pipe in her bathroom. Never heard from or saw her ever since

Papa_Gzeus

Yeah, but you made it seem like the author of the article was stupid for making the title seem like Rockstar was considering a cultural shift for the game's writing as well when that really was the case. Just thought I'd point that out. Seemed like an honest mistake.

Seth Campbell

sounds like both are right, no?

The Snark Tank

Rockstar is going to make efforts to be more culturally sensitive in the game as well. Derrick probably just skimmed the article and jumped to conclusions.

Seth Campbell

Lol I'd rather them just crack jokes and call me gay if anything

Holy shit dude. Sorry to hear that. Maybe when your back there be an opportunity to talk about it on the podcast

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Falsely accused of sexual assault thanks to my ex fiance. I can't afford a lawyer so I'm kinda fucked

Bro what you do

Chris’s Secret 3rd Ball

Hey guys I I was listening through a bunch of old episodes cause I'm autistic and happened upon episode #37 with Shoe0nHead and thought that that intro with the tank sounds for picking up a guest would be a awesome running skit I don't know if y'all care about it but I think it's a cool idea and really added a cool intro for that episode

Kadeo the Average of Some Place or Another Maybe

Berserk is the closest you can get to a modern epic tale.

BE GAY KHALED

Well boys it's been a blast listening to these but now I have to go to prison (not a joke) hope this shits still funny 6 months from now

Derrick what the fuck did you just call me? Don't cut that, that was hilarious

KingOfHaphazard

Chris you need to go back to School 300 or something years? It haven't even been 250 years yet, you stupid Chris, you got the dumbs

JokersJuicyAss

First time listeniing on Patreon. Crazy not being able to see the boys. Might have to rewatch this on youtube to see the boys.

Is anyone in that haircake video a normal person?

JokersJuicyAss

Chris how the hell do you not know about nose cancelling headphones?

JokersJuicyAss

The fact Chris and Derrick didn't let Sweeney talk about Vic Vance makes my soul hurt, just like Kingsley geek out about Vice City Stories, aka the most underrated GTA game. Also Tony from Liberty City Stories is probably the worse, Tommy is a terrible person, but at least he didn't bomb a whole apartment complex like what Tony did

JokersJuicyAss

You guys losing it at my name brings joy to my dead heart

It's Marcus, last month the CoG can support you at 25 as Baird spent our funds on Myrrah's only fans

Tate has some funny moments but for the most part I really can't stand his earthworm jim lookin ass and the comfort he provides the ever-growing incel kingdom.

trini