JUNE QUESTION THREAD

What is something you're unreasonably and irrationally upset about? I hate the word depot, I actively avoid any store with depot in the name. My work bought us pizza from some pizza depot and I refused to eat any. I hate any word with a silent T.

Magma Tea

Ey there my little snarky snooz. I have a whacky little question for ya a little brain tickler for your fun little business you have here. You're walking down the street one day enjoying a big corn dog and feeling truly alive when a man jumps out of an alley way and spooks ya. He pulls open his trench coat and 200 little screaming feet monsters appear and start nibbling at your toes. You try to kick them away but they are incredibly dense like kicking a brick. What do you do?

just hear me out so a man buys a plane and 500 gallons of aphrodisiac, he then chooses to crop dust times square with horny gas causign everyone to form a flash orgy in the middle of the road. he gets nothing out of this since hes in a plane. he cant join and he cant watch. is he a villain?

buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

Hello cool dude, sweet sweeny, and none fucked up ricky berwick (chris) what is worse ticks or Mosquitoes?

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Greetings snarkies, do you guys have any Mandela effect-like memories? I have this bizarre memory when I was around 8 and seeing a crash bandicoot game at GameStop called “Crash bandicoot unleashed” I know for a fact that I didn’t confuse this with sonic unleashed or something, and even though no such game exists it baffles me whenever it pops back into my head every now and then Keep up the good work

I wore my 3 sween moon shirt for a mothers day party and got weird looks for some reason

Hey guys, what would be a very mundane, very niche, but very enjoyable power to have? For me it would be the ability to reload any item without ending up with a bunch of half used cartridges/magazines (like reloading in video games). imagine having a bunch of nearly empty printer cartridges which you could convert into a single full cartridge through sheer will.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

Hello, Samaritans to the un-entertained masses. You have to choose between moaning like an hentai character every time you sneeze or producing pheromones that attract specifically furries and Disney adults. Can't kill yourself, yada yada yada. P.S. You guys helped me stay sane since the beginning of the pandemic, so finally decided to throw you some of my filthy European money. Thank you for the laughs.

Hello, long time Patreon, longer time listener, second time question asker. I went to rewatch the entire series while on summer break and I got to the sauce/condiments conversation of episode 62, and while I kinda disagree my question is does that opinion also apply to meals where the sauce/condiment is part of the recipe like Dijon mustard on a Cubano sandwich or thousand island on a Reuben sandwich, cuz while I am starting to kinda understand derricks stance of “people want way too many flavors at once” there are definitely instances where having multiple flavors at once are good. Have a great day

Michael Basketball Jordan Basketball Peterson

Kill, Marry, Fuck. Snap, Crackle, and Pop

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

So chris, why can audio get curropted so easily? It's been on my mind a lot that many youtube personalities and podcasters often complain about or try to prevent often. Even after the infamous eggman twitter monologue meme was recorded, Snapcube and the other improv voice actors had to cut and save to make sure that moment wasn't lost. How come it's so hard to deal with recording software?

I will in fact be wearing a suit and tie to the superbowl

would you eat gordon ramseys cooking if he was scratching his balls the entire time. i mean like, full on hands in the pants digging for gold. he does not wash his hands.

buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime.

If you could give one character in Star Wars a spin off show who would you pick and why? I personally would like a general grievous backstory. the one in old Star Wars canon was actually cool

james passmore