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#112: FAST & MORBIUS

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#112: FAST & MORBIUS

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Hearing the anti gun argument that sweens brain defaulted to after the Ukraine invasion is just hilarious. Ye sween I’ve never heard of civilians fighting tanks

james passmore

What I love most about that JFK tangent, it started from a reference to a cult classic film about a man on the run even though everyone knows he is innocent https://youtu.be/U8BNV0mcvU8

JokersJuicyAss

Is it valid to have a random urge to hit up an ex to proposition a hate fuck?

Zelex

The way Derrick said RISE RISE and Rammstein gives me violent impulses

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The “school shooter drills” remind me a lot of “plane crash positions.” Like, if the plane is going down, I’m sorry but no amount of crouching forward and covering your neck with your hands is making you less dead. But they teach those things to help the people in the situation stay calm and feel like they have some control in a situation that inherently gives them none.

Nikki Ziggy

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Turniue

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You mean to tell me my question spawned a long conversation AND ended with a "fuck big bang theory"? You boys spoil me. Also holy shit, that JFK tangent in the credits had my cat concerned because of how hard I was laughing

Papa_Gzeus

We are only six seconds in and I can already tell this is going to be a banger

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What's even funnier about that JFK joke, that is a reference from the 1997 film The Wrong Guy, which have Jennifer Tilly and she is ffffffffiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeee

JokersJuicyAss

My song would be My Girl's Pussy from Harry Roy and His Orchestra, just the dirtiest song that is still a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x359GgVRWaE&ab_channel=iKnowBadeaux but if I can't for X reasons, Shannon by Henry Gross, because it's so out of place, like there is a new president coming into office, and the soundtrack is this dead dog song that got Casey Kasem angry

JokersJuicyAss

You know what's weird, I was originally going to use Anime as the example, but I didn't because there are some animes that I like, and it's more so the tropes that ruin my enjoyment, the fans don't help sure, but the tropes do more to ruin my enjoyment in this case

JokersJuicyAss

Sweeney I told ya why I hate Souls games, I got really sick of hearing about it, especially from fart sniffing tryhard little dicks

JokersJuicyAss

Oh Chris, and Derrek, you sweet sweet innocent boys, e621 is a furry pornsite

JokersJuicyAss

Also the whole vest thing, 5.56x45mm can penetrate a bulletproof vest, most rifle cartridges can, bullet proof vests are made for pistol bullets, and even then it's like 9mm, 50 S&W, or .45 ACP and if not that, a shot from a 12 gauge shotgun will knock him down, and possible put 5-20 shotgun pellets in his ass

JokersJuicyAss

Derrek, I have walked a mile just to get some Wendy's before

JokersJuicyAss

Chris you're wrong about both the New Type of Gun thing, and the it never happened before, the new gun thing is more so by the numbers of shootings I doubt they're all done by old heavy shitty guns from the 1980s, now by design, sure that is different, but most handguns relate back to guns made in the 1900s, and shootings have happened before, many of times, normally they used a hunting rifle and shooting 5 or 6 people, or they used a handgun and shoot up their workplace, you know going postal, the difference is more of these shootings are happening at schools, and the postal service became somewhat bearable to work at

JokersJuicyAss

Also Chris what are you Richard Nixon, Free Health Care is for crooks

JokersJuicyAss

Also a third thing about the shooting, social media giving the worst people a megaphone to speak their opinions.

JokersJuicyAss

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