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#65: Give King Kong a Gun

Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be in Space Jam? Will we end the show if #HeadBashedInJoel or #ShotUncleBen trends on Twitter? Who was Estevez and why does he have so many relatives? 

Find out the answer to these questions and far more when god goes to sleep on the first official Derrick-less episode since we went weekly! 

#65: Give King Kong a Gun

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Well these aren't considered immortal because of long life, instead because they are capable of regressing to a younger stage of life in times of stress. It would be like if you could flip a switch and undo puberty.

BrandEver

Many lobsters are also effectively Immortal, dudes just get too big and heavy then starve to death

For Derrick and Chris: Snark Shrank (cuz ya short)

BrandEver

If he inexplicably becomes mayor The Yang Tank

Absolutely yes please to the editing tutorial video please god I will PAY you Chris. Please imovie has sucked my soul out of my arse. P L E A S E

DovahKing

It's actually only one type of jellyfish (that we know of) https://youtu.be/2kLSiE-eNjw Also we've actually discovered one other "immortal" creature, the hydra https://youtu.be/4h-tUWjesyg Both vids are SciShow, a pretty damn reliable source Also PS anemone and jellyfish are different species you dumdum

BrandEver

Had to stop partway, cause I was listening at work and couldn't stop laughing. Thanks, boys

Publius_616

Chris, you should definitely do an Editing Tutorial series of videos. I would love to learn some of your skills and techniques about editing and maybe implement that into my own work.

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Y’all need to chill with the suburbs slander. They’re completely fine. I’m glad I grew up in the suburbs. Couldn’t imagine being a weirdo growing up in a crackhead filled city

Bagel29

I died at "whats a wumpus" its the Discord pig mascot.

Kaleb

Good shit good shit

I'm quite happy my question got answered. I do have headphones while listening. And glad my name stunned you

Unwelcome Ghost

Yo if Derrek isn't great with multiplayer you guys should totally play sea of thieves.

Yank Tank

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