DERRICK BANNED! - Snark Tank #54
Added 2021-01-12 18:00:07 +0000 UTCThe Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery!
Meat Canyon episode next week!
Comments
This is a video of a pelican eating a pigeon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sTUSnUgDXI
2021-01-15 03:19:15 +0000 UTCWhat's the name of the piss vine again? Like the spelling
2021-01-14 21:50:20 +0000 UTCThe Covenant can just glass the Earth and we would be powerless to stop them, I would much rather have the Locust
CrizzlyBear
2021-01-13 21:53:19 +0000 UTCMan the most angry I've made a teacher followed me through the rest of highschool... My teacher was going off and told the class to "close yours mouths" and turned back to the board. I, against my better judgment, took that moment to say "close your legs" and unfortunately the class had actually gotten quiet when she said that so she heard me loud and clear.
Kaleb
2021-01-13 17:23:03 +0000 UTCI'm ngl saying you can reason with the Covenant sounds about the same as saying you can reason with ISIS- technically true but they're both brutal fanatics that are obsessed with their religion.
2021-01-13 13:59:19 +0000 UTCMy take on this is that the alien covenant doesn’t have impressional weaponry that would make the battle harder. Meanwhile the locusts have a torque bow and a digger that shoots out and goes underground, pops up and detonates.
2021-01-13 11:53:52 +0000 UTCtalking about gears and halo, very nice
Till Busch
2021-01-13 11:45:37 +0000 UTCGet dabbed on cringe ray cuck
Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy
2021-01-13 11:00:14 +0000 UTCI’m so happy gears of war is actually being talked about
2021-01-13 10:32:22 +0000 UTCSo the sky can actually be covered in green clouds in Iowa and it usually indicates a really bad tornado storm. In other words, if the clouds are green, get into the cellar.
Stacy's Dad is So Gay and it's Rad!
2021-01-13 03:55:02 +0000 UTCPelicans are quite dangerous, they are sometimes loaded with 50 cals. And even a few marines to boot.
BE GAY KHALED
2021-01-13 03:26:34 +0000 UTCFuck, you guys are gonna make me have to watch this on youtube now as well.
2021-01-12 23:32:53 +0000 UTCSween, a Locust would throw a grunt like a bale of hay, also imagine if a leviathan from gears 2 got into our oceans, no naval ship would stand a chance. Also the locust take prisoners, the covenant don’t. I’d really not like to end up like Dom’s wife and Thai. Would you? Also loved the discussion actually, this made my day.
Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis
2021-01-12 21:29:09 +0000 UTC
