Sex and Aliens - Snark Tank #32
Added 2020-08-04 00:42:40 +0000 UTC
The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens?
Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortly.
As requested, here is Paul Jospeh Watsons hands blotting out the sun.
https://youtu.be/VvVHaOUay0g
2020-09-02 12:36:11 +0000 UTC
Super stoked for a metal episode
Tantalized Funyuns
2020-08-07 17:35:26 +0000 UTC
Changed my pledge to 25 last month... forgot to actually change the tier, I have failed you Lord David
2020-08-07 03:54:40 +0000 UTC
100% blowjobs are sex
Empty Symbol
2020-08-05 08:42:30 +0000 UTC
Start reading your 5 -star review comments on the podcast. Great content AND iTunes sees that salty, frothy fan-engagement. Two-birds stoned at once.
Madshibs
2020-08-05 04:03:10 +0000 UTC
I love eating a bowl of pork and beans.... cold.
Conrad
2020-08-04 14:34:46 +0000 UTC
Maybe $15 could get an extra episode every month?
2020-08-04 13:35:22 +0000 UTC
The distinction between oral being sex or not is mostly trivial and pointless, the truth is kinda down the middle. No, you wouldn't say " you banged " if you only had a blow job...but like, it's not exactly cuddling either. Understand the calloquial distinction and then kill yourself if the conversation continues. Its basically the " what's considered a sandwich " debate
2020-08-04 13:22:58 +0000 UTC
Indeed the cold open was cool
Alex Lawrence
2020-08-04 13:22:13 +0000 UTC
Chris if you get a chance bring up miracle whip to Colin
Alex Lawrence
2020-08-04 13:21:05 +0000 UTC
Miracle whip is blasphemous
Alex Lawrence
2020-08-04 13:20:13 +0000 UTC
On the sex debate, oral is sex. The fuck do you think lesbians consider sex?
Cletus, the angry pro-life fetus
2020-08-04 13:16:07 +0000 UTC
Love the sitcom format of a moment before the theme plays.
Marcus Brown
2020-08-04 13:10:48 +0000 UTC
No for real tho Paul Joseph Watson speaks sign language in all caps.
ICryWhenGayMenDestroyMyThighs(ChopSuey)
2020-08-04 11:52:05 +0000 UTC