New Year, New 5-4 Zoom Event
Added 2026-01-15 01:23:53 +0000 UTCHello Court Haters of America (that should be our PAC name),
YOU’RE INVITED! we will be having a zoom event with Archenemy subscribers (that’s $10/month patrons!) to kick off the new year right THIS SUNDAY, January 18, at 9 PM eastern.
Join us for a lovely chat on 2026 resolutions, What The Hell Is Going On Right Now In America And Everywhere (another PAC name), and the pics and vids we’ve seen already this year that warm our hearts. See Exhibit A, above.
🫂5-4 zoom hangout with Archenemies
🗓️ SUNDAY, Jan. 18
⏰ 9 pm ET / 8 pm CT / 6 pm PT
📍Zoom!
As always, the zoom link will be posted—only for Archenemy subscribers—here in the Patreon on the day of. To our real life non-parasocial friends, see you Sunday!
Comments
Damn it so sad I missed this 😭 would you all ever consider doing an in person event?
Alex Cutler
2026-01-20 14:34:10 +0000 UTCI thought i had an upgraded membership and reupped just in case bc i need this. I don't need to talk. I need to hear you all talk. We are not ok.
Jessica Buckland
2026-01-19 00:20:13 +0000 UTCComing soon! You didn’t miss it
5-4
2026-01-18 23:40:58 +0000 UTCJust upgraded my membership. Hope it's not too late to get the link for today's event!
Robin Anderson
2026-01-18 23:39:42 +0000 UTCWill this be recorded? I won’t be able to make it live
Dan F
2026-01-16 02:43:09 +0000 UTCI love how I've seen this fall from so many different angles and somehow this is still a new one. Truly beautiful
Deanna
2026-01-16 02:42:55 +0000 UTCAlmost as funny as cop slide lol
Blaine
2026-01-15 21:36:55 +0000 UTCCourt Haters of American Dipshit Supremes. On second thought, let's not be CHoADS. Maybe drop the o and be CHADS!
hexalm
2026-01-15 17:24:51 +0000 UTCPlease drop the link
Rachel Cumbee
2026-01-15 16:32:03 +0000 UTCWatching some eat shit on slick pavement is already pretty funny, love when its ICE eating shit. I could watch that all day
Rachel Cumbee
2026-01-15 16:31:53 +0000 UTCThere’s a cut of this where he falls again and again to the beat of Hollaback Girl
Betti Tristan
2026-01-15 15:31:15 +0000 UTCi live in minneapolis and we are all so happy to see ice unable to handle ice - or to see ice extremely capable of handling ice (depending on you look at it i guess!).
Mia Jackman
2026-01-15 13:44:56 +0000 UTCCivil rights are so dang slippery for this lil guy
Joshua Webster
2026-01-15 03:57:36 +0000 UTCthank you for the laugh ❤️
Tony
2026-01-15 01:40:28 +0000 UTCIce is slippy
Shugoshin
2026-01-15 01:31:55 +0000 UTCThe run of shame after he got up is one of my favorite parts.
Mags Hefferon
2026-01-15 01:31:48 +0000 UTC
