FULL WATCHALONG: Clerks (1994)
Added 2025-04-29 07:59:27 +0000 UTCI'm not even supposed to be here today!
When I watched Dogma, a bunch of people seemed alarmed that I had watched several Kevin Smith movies... but not the one that started it all!
So we're fixing it. I'm gonna watch all three Clerks movies!
Join me in discovering this world of convenience store angst!
Here's the YouTube link in case you wanna watch along that way: https://youtu.be/KBZGwT-tA_Q
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an alternate ending, Dante get's shot and killed by a robber
zynjams
2025-05-13 23:34:09 +0000 UTCDenouement simple definition: The climax of a chain of events, usually when something is decided or made clear. Pronounce with French accent if you know how: day-noo-maan; stress the third syllable and make that last 'n' nice and nasally. Yeah that headline you read was a real WEEKLY WORLD NEWS headline. It was a tabloid that had mostly fictional news. The customer Randal spit on was reading from that paper out loud. My band used to butcher some of these articles to make flyers for our gigs. The one that became our t-shirt was from an article that read Half-Man-Half-Alligator Found in Florida Swamp. We changed 'Florida Swamp' to 'Rock Band' and put our singer's face over the face of the 'thing' they had in the picture (not sure which was weirder lol). Another funny one we made was, "The Fred Mertz Experience (our band) Causes Teens to Worship the Devil!" with the picture the paper had of four bald women (No idea what that was about lol). Google Weekly World News and you'll get an eye full! Inserted edit: I almost forgot, I know a guy who dated the '99 cent girl' ("How much are these again?") He was in another band I knew and they did a song he wrote called '99-Cent Girl'. I can PM a link to it, and one to my band too, if you'd like. "Bread!? What, are you giving him a massage?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 Creator quote of the month for sure! Good one Cristy! 🤘😎🎸
MertzRocks
2025-04-30 02:13:52 +0000 UTC
