Uzumaki Naruko Side Story 9

The sky was clear in the hidden leaf village. The village was enjoying a warm sunny day without the interfearance of a certain troll cum fox girl.
But outside the village seven figures were getting ready to wreck havoc in the hidden leaf village. But outside the village walls, two unfortunate patrolling shinobi met these Pains who are going to feel pain for the first time in their ass.

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"Hey who are you ? what are you doing here ?"
Canon fodder number 1 asked one of the Pain.
"We are here for Naruto Uzumaki. Tell us where the Jinjuriki of the nine tails is and I will let you live."
"You are asking about the fox girl ? She is somewhere outside the village. It is obvious, today is no cold that means she is not in the village. But if you want to call her back then go to Ichiraku Ramen shop and say in a loud voice "Ramen is the worst food in the world." And believe me she will appear out of nowhere."
The canon fodder number 2 said to pain.
Pain's eye twitched violently.
Was everyone taking him as a joke ? That's why he decided to get rid of them. But before he could Konan stopped him.
"Wait, pain ! I cannot find any falsehood or joke in his speech."
"What are you trying to say ? Konan ! I am in no mood for jokes." Pain was irritated.
"No, I am not joking. It won't hurt if we try it. If she appears, then it will save our time. If not, we can always resume your.... assault plan. Not that, there is any plan in it." Konan explained.
Pain's eye twitched again. He felt like Konan was insulting his intelligence with her last sentence. But he decided to ignore it. Konan is his friend. So he knew that she didn't mean it. It's just everyone was being very annoying lately.
"Fine but I am not trying it. You will do it." Pain commanded.
"Okay." Konan didn't argue.
"But we can't enter the village directly now can we ?" While Pain asked Konan he completely forgot about two canon fodders. And they too using their 300+ IQ left the place and went straight to Hokage's office to report about them.

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"Hmmm.... I should call Naruto back.
You bunch ! Go to Ichiraku Ramen shop and prepare to welcome those seven invaders. Remember do not attack them in any cost. Try to distract them and buy as much time as possible. Move ! Quick !"
After ordering her Anbu, Tsunade quickly wrote a letter and sent it to Naruto via a special seal that she had developed with the help of jiraya.

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"I don't see what's wrong with going through the front gate. It will be easy. Why are you choosing the violent option first. You know that you are a God right. They can't do anything to you. So why ?" Konan made the most logical and yet stupid (in the point of view of a shinobi) argument that hurts Pain's pride.
"Okay...let's go through the front gate."
After that the two of them went towards the front gate where there were two gate guards guarding it.
Upon seeing the approaching figure they greeted them.
"Welcome visitors. Welcome to the hidden leaf village. Please tell us your names and purpose of visit."
Izumo greeted Pain and Konan.
Pain knew that it must be a trap. But he didn't act and decided to walk right into it. It was for the sake of his Pride after all.
"I am Konan and he is Pain. We are here to eat Ichiraku Ramen." Konan said to them. But at that moment Pain decided to steer up trouble.
"And to capture nine tails Jinjuriki."
"Oh ! Great then. We are really suffering very much because of that troll. We the citizen of the hidden leaf village would be eternally grateful to you if you really take her away. And as per the Ichiraku Ramen shop, it is at the end of third lane on the main road from the hokage tower. Good luck and stay safe !"

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Pain's bodies can't feel anything. Atleast that's what he thought. Due to being corpses, he couldn't feel pain or pleasure. But when he tried Ichiraku Ramen, he felt the pleasure on his taste buds all the way to his main body of Nagato. It should be impossible. And yet Nagato was feeling it. Like a miracle. Not to mention the taste was heavenly.
'This food must be the food of God's.'
Pain couldn't believe that he told that in his mind. But he had to admit that this was really good. On top of that they were giving a 50% discount to their first time customers. Even the paper clone of Konan has ordered five extra large bowls as parcel and fifty five premium super large Cup noodles with different kind of flavours. And the most shocking thing that she didn't bother him to pay the money. Pain the self proclaimed God was seeing miracles after miracles in a single day.
"What ! These are tasty !" Konan defended her self from Pain's gaze.
"Yeah ! Don't bully a fellow ramen lover !
Here big sis ! This is a gift from me. The ultra rare mushroom cup noodles pro max with extra chilly. And you know what there were only 5 of these cups have ever made !"
Another voice caught the attention of Pain. A girl was sitting besides Konan. She has white hair with two fox ears and a fox tail along with blue eyes and three whishker marks on each side of her chicks.
'Where the hell did she come from ?' Pain shouted in his mind.
"Oh ! Thank you !"
Even the God Pain's jaw dropped when the girls started chatting with each other happily.
They are there to capture her damn it !
Not to debate which flavour of ramen is the best !
At the moment when pain was just a second away from summoning deva path and blasting the two girls away with shinra tensei, Konan finally said there purpose of visit.
"Oh ! We are just here to capture you. So you can consider this your last meal ."
Pain was happy that the fight is finally going to start.
"So enjoy this as much as you can let's party !"
Back in a tree made out of sheets of paper Nagato's face crashed into the ground along with his make shift chair. He coughed up blood.
"What happened Nagato !" The original Konan was very anxious and worried about the condition of his friend.
"*Cough* What *cough* are you doing Konan ?" Nagato asked Konan between bloodied coughs.
"What do you mean what am I doing ?"
"I mean your clone. What the hell is she doing ?"
After hearing Nagato's words, Konan decided to focus controlling on her clone. Her clone is very special. A paper clone might be the most durable clone jutsu out there. It is remotely controlabe along with having its own personality like shadow clone. The only difference being the memory transfer function of the shadow clone. File when a shadow clone get destroyed it's user automatically gets its memories, aur paper clone has to come back and merge with her to give her the memories.
But the best part about it , is the remote controlling ability, where the user of paper clone technique can control the clone from far away.
But this time when Konan tried to control her clone, it didn't respond. Konan panicked.
"Nagato ! Someone must have hijacked my clone. I can't control it. Be aware of it !"
Nagato immediately gained a determined look on his face.
Back in the hidden leaf village, Pain got up from the ground. It was the animal path that has gone with Konan inside the hidden leaf village.
So weaving through some hand signs the animal path immediately summond the rest of the paths of Pain.
As soon as the Deva path landed on the ground in front of ichiraku Ramen shop, he unleashed a powerful gravitational blast of shinra tensei towards the girls.

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