Welcome back to Katanas and Hexes coming back for a second installment. This time we are going a little bit less fantasy and just enough more cyberpunk!
Stick out for all the cool new minis coming in November including the second set of Titan City Civilians!
And in December get ready for a desert-themed-dune-inspired great new release with a lot of great new ideas!
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In Katanas And Hexes
Transcript from a blinkscreen at the entrance:
Katanas and Hexes is a place for everyone. We know that all of you are degenerate psychos and we love you for that. However, we were shocked to learn that there are limits to our tolerance. Therefore, we no longer serve:
ICE
Spilling liquid nitrogen that fuels his aiming mask we can forgive. But inviting assassination contract targets to the bar to finishing the job inside we got tired of. Especially of cleaning afterward. Also, the dude is cold, not only physically.
AGATHA STARBURGER
Every Friday, when the bar is full, she uses her psychic powers to make bartenders sell everyone drinks at a negative price. She is banned for that and for that ridiculous name, we hate it.
JASON STORK
Dude, you are so not punk. It is not punk to whine around the bar for any gang to recruit you. To not pay after ordering rounds for the whole bar. When you enter, everyone is like 'ahh, not this guy'. We admit he did not do anything major to deserve this ban but there are hundreds of little annoying things we just can't stand. Consider this ban a lifetime award.
SUPREME HYGIENE SPECIALIST SOAP WITH SOLDIERS
They are not people, they are bureaucrats from the Department of Hygiene. Seriously?
S--teaters in charge of hygiene? Whose idea was that? You do not get to write us up and then come in for a drink as nothing happened.
BUCKER D
For re-engineering our dishwasher into a sentient killer mech. We could have found it funny but she was not cute about it.
BIG TEDDY
This guy likes to sign up for all kinds of heists, operations, and missions and then... not show up. He is in just for the social part of planning and excitement. Also might be a snitch. Watch out.
BEAR TORMENTORS (MODULAR)
Due to Wilhelm Bear's decree, none of his adepts may enter the bar unless a written permit signed by the Grand Master is provided.
GAZAR THE SANDMONGER
According to reports, the Cyber Cult has finished constructing a new sinister half-orc half-machine at what's left of the city's outskirts. We don't expect a Sandmonger to come here but we also want to make it clear that it is not invited either.
If you see any of those people inside, let the staff know. Discreetly!
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Transcript from a blinkscreen at the entrance:
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See you soon with more cyber news and cyber minis!
Cheers,
CF Team
Michał Marciniak
2021-11-04 09:23:41 +0000 UTCRobert Sakaluk
2021-11-04 01:07:08 +0000 UTCFalco
2021-10-31 19:48:30 +0000 UTC