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Now now. You can have page 29.
But first you and I need to have a little chat.

In the past 12 months, though the waits between pages have fluctuated (not counting the times I've announced I was taking a break, or was without tablet) I did the numbers, and there's a pretty solid average of a new page upload every 16.5 days. 13.5 if we're also including the occasional other art work.
So next time you (yes, you!) are thinking of asking me when you can "expect" the next page to drop. I want you stop, take a deep breath, and ask yourself "wait... is there some kind of pattern here?"
I don't meant to lecture, I just don't want to have to give the obvious answer every time somebody asks me that.

Second!
Oh that's right, I'm serving up the harsh-browns today (figured I'd do it now so I immediately salve you with the next page.)
And this will likely serve you in all your internet travels.
I know it's born from a genuine place of enthusiasm, but hear me - expressing your anticipation for the next of something in the format of " We need 'x' " is no where near as charming as you seem to think it is.
Oh do you? Do you need 'x'? Suppose I'd better get to it then. Here was I not already spending every spare minute I have on this project. How fictitious of me.
I'm not mad... Nobody's mad. We're all friends. Just... come on now. please. No more.
You know when you friend has a joke or a line from a show in their head and they're enjoying it so much they keep saying it. And you laugh good naturedly, and then after a while you're like "aha." matter-of-factly in the hopes they'll see the magic has drained. And then eventually you snap at them like "Okay, please! No more of that..."

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Okay. Now you can have page 29 (I think it's a good one! I hope you like it)