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Wishmaster (1997) Commentary Track

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An absolute BANGER! Wes Craven, 90s wacky adult Rated R goosebumps vibes. ENJOY this one patrons as we approach OCTOBER BIG SPOOKY SEASON!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120524/

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Have you seen the Chris and Jack sketch?

Jake

If you liked Wishmaster you should check out The Rage (2007) with the same lead actor and director. I'd never heard of it before but it is a derpy splatter FX riot!

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

The Wish: "I wish for exactly one million United States dollars in currently valid, legally circulating currency, as defined by the United States government at the moment this wish is granted, with the money consisting of genuine bills and/or coins that are not counterfeit, stolen, cursed, enchanted, or obtained through any illegal means. This money shall come into my sole legal possession and ownership immediately, appearing in a secure, insured bank account registered in my legal name at a reputable financial institution of my choosing, or if I prefer, delivered to me physically in a secure, non-dangerous manner at a location of my choosing. This money shall have no strings attached, debts associated with it, taxes owed on it beyond standard applicable gift or income taxes that I can reasonably afford, nor any obligations requiring me to repay it, return it, or use it in any specific way. The money shall not be marked, tracked by criminals, or connected to any illegal activity. It shall not cause any harm to me, my loved ones, or any innocent people either directly or indirectly. The granting of this wish shall not harm me physically, mentally, emotionally, or spiritually in any way. It shall not alter my personality, memories, intelligence, health, lifespan, or physical form. It shall not cause me to be investigated by law enforcement, targeted by criminals, or experience any negative legal, social, or financial consequences beyond normal circumstances someone might face when receiving a legitimate windfall. The wish shall be granted in good faith according to my clear intent as a reasonable person would understand it, without exploiting technicalities, ambiguities, creative interpretations, or malicious compliance. You, the genie, shall not retain any power over me, the money, or the circumstances of this wish after it is granted, and you shall not seek revenge, punishment, or to teach me any lesson through the granting of this wish. Time shall not be manipulated such that the money becomes worthless, nor shall reality be altered in ways that make the money meaningless. The money shall have the purchasing power and utility that one million US dollars has at the time of the wish being granted. I shall retain my free will, autonomy, and all my current relationships, memories, and circumstances, except as naturally affected by having legitimately received one million dollars. No supernatural, magical, or otherwise unusual conditions shall be placed upon me or the money. This wish supersedes any default conditions, rules, or restrictions typically associated with genie wishes, and you shall interpret and execute it in the manner most favorable to my wellbeing and intent."

Odin's_Eyehole


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