Your Pre-Sale Code
Added 2025-03-22 17:21:56 +0000 UTCHello Emily. Wanna get tickets to this summer's tour before the unwashed riffraff, philistine undesirables, and ragged plebeian yokels?
Well you can do that, and guard your dignity. If you are as above the shameless rabble as your status as Patron of Conté declares, you can use the code "yukonyoink" to get ticket access starting Wednesday April 2nd at 10AM your time, two days before the godless ogres who comprise the filthy masses. Those cannon-fodder lepers and mangled beasts. May they all be condemned to the town square stocks, the foaming bilge-water-soaked steerage, the putrid gutters, those hound-bitten hellholes we know as the back of the theater. The mezzanine! The humiliation!
Non-members won't even get the code unless they sign up at https://laylo.com/willwood, and they won't get it texted to them until a few minutes after the pre-sale time. So you can log into your Ticketmaster account ahead of them and snag tickets the second they drop. May the courtiers have their cakes and all that which our great social contract has set aside for those proven deserving by the god-fearing principles of this good and fair society. May He continue to bless the blessed and forsake the forsaken.
Apparently they're giving Citibank customers April 1st access though, so I guess... get a credit card? Lmao idk man I don't control this shit.
Dates and details coming April 1st. Don't tell anyone the tour's happening, let them think the whole thing's an April fools joke for a day or two, you'll have an even better chance of getting the good seats.
Goodnight, Michael.
Comments
I can't even find the June 20th date at Mr. Smalls in Millvalve PA listed on Ticketmaster; how do we get tickets to that one?
Ina
2025-04-01 16:20:49 +0000 UTCWILL WOOD!!! COME TO AUSTRALIA NEXT YEAR AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!
sunny
2025-03-30 08:02:32 +0000 UTCHell yes! Really hoping you come to Texas or Oklahoma, but I’m willing to roadtrip for this
Ayla Marion
2025-03-23 02:32:39 +0000 UTCBro my name is Emily the panic when I got the notification for this post was unreal 😂
Emily Colwell
2025-03-23 01:27:45 +0000 UTCThanks - can’t wait!
Michael Dabrowski
2025-03-23 00:43:39 +0000 UTCI flew from England for the Slouching preview and it was the best money I’ve ever spent. One day you’ll look up at the ceiling above and you’ll be so glad you were there when you had the chance!
Michael Dabrowski
2025-03-23 00:41:56 +0000 UTCSo 10am for me?
Michael Stefanowicz
2025-03-23 00:37:36 +0000 UTCHey Wendy, hope all’s good. This is great news - hopefully, this time, I’ll get over from England with a bit less hassle. Can’t wait!
Michael Dabrowski
2025-03-23 00:36:47 +0000 UTCWill VIP be an upgrade or a seperate type of ticket?
Aaliyah McElroy
2025-03-22 23:20:02 +0000 UTCThank you Michael
Christa
2025-03-22 23:18:15 +0000 UTCThank you so much for the code!! Just curious, will they all be +18 or will there be some +21 like Branson?
Figalicious
2025-03-22 20:04:30 +0000 UTCOh HOT DOG!
Opticko
2025-03-22 20:01:49 +0000 UTCAnother Scottish fan here!
Shane (Hierophant)
2025-03-22 19:09:39 +0000 UTCProbably going to vary by show and timing, but I really don't know much these days.
William
2025-03-22 19:02:18 +0000 UTCThanks so much for the code! I'm very much looking forward to this show. Thanks thanks thanks
Wendy Bullinger
2025-03-22 18:56:05 +0000 UTCi upgraded my tier just for a yoink of the yukon joke. don't know what i expected. any idea what the price range for tickets is gonna be this time around?
Ningy
2025-03-22 18:52:59 +0000 UTCI’m so excited Emily
Duffy
2025-03-22 18:40:39 +0000 UTCIt adds a nice little layer of hilarity to it, I think. Not a bad thing lol
The Green Kasey
2025-03-22 18:31:53 +0000 UTCYeah I wouldn't have picked it myself lmao
William
2025-03-22 18:31:22 +0000 UTCCool, thanks!
The Green Kasey
2025-03-22 18:24:33 +0000 UTCI think VIP will go on sale 4/4 along with the tour but I don't know that for sure.
William
2025-03-22 18:20:16 +0000 UTCWill VIP go on sale the same day?
The Green Kasey
2025-03-22 18:18:49 +0000 UTCyour music means so much to me, i really hope i can get a ticket. 🫶
clownaroundtown
2025-03-22 18:16:21 +0000 UTCthere's a tour??
Claire Golden
2025-03-22 18:13:58 +0000 UTCEmily and Michael, huh? I stg coincidences are secretly planning something 😂
HydrochloRick
2025-03-22 18:07:49 +0000 UTCWherever they are, 10am for them!
William
2025-03-22 18:05:28 +0000 UTCMasterpass will be selling VIP passes, but it's going to be very different and probably a lot harder to get.
William
2025-03-22 18:04:47 +0000 UTChell yeah
Jack Caudill
2025-03-22 17:59:10 +0000 UTCOmg beans mcsprout just said goodnight to my rat1!1!1!
Looperz
2025-03-22 17:59:02 +0000 UTCfrom what I can tell there’ll be an event listing on Ticketmaster that goes up on april 2nd where the code gets to be used, and it’ll be locked behind that code until whenever it opens for general public.
chumbo
2025-03-22 17:52:50 +0000 UTCexcellent!!! very exciting!
Alex Touzet
2025-03-22 17:42:50 +0000 UTCYeah!! Hi! :3
Bowie
2025-03-22 17:41:10 +0000 UTCEY another Scottish fan?
Viowlette!!!
2025-03-22 17:40:44 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know how that stuff works. Like do I make a Ticketmaster account now and put the code in somewhere now or ????
ohhhcrud
2025-03-22 17:36:06 +0000 UTCAlso, thank you for the presale code !!!
Kristen Sutcliff
2025-03-22 17:35:59 +0000 UTCSo excited for the tour! Do you think you will be doing VIP packages again?
Kristen Sutcliff
2025-03-22 17:32:56 +0000 UTCWAIT IM TWEAKING KDF THAT BEAN THIS IS AWESOME
Kenedy Groin
2025-03-22 17:32:42 +0000 UTCfuck yeah perpetual anxiety mode now through april 2nd time , my favorite is st louis on the roster?
erbse
2025-03-22 17:31:11 +0000 UTCYEAHHHHH
Kaycee
2025-03-22 17:29:44 +0000 UTCThe noises i made when I saw this were not something I'm proud of (I may have screamed) anyways thank you jeff
magic rat
2025-03-22 17:29:05 +0000 UTCWaiting expectantly. Hope it’s not a bit.
Kathy Connery
2025-03-22 17:28:44 +0000 UTCDo i fly from Scotland to go… sighhh..
Bowie
2025-03-22 17:28:43 +0000 UTChell yeah, but just for reference what time zone is Emily/Micheal in for 10am? :)
chumbo
2025-03-22 17:28:28 +0000 UTCHuzzah!
Holland Engele
2025-03-22 17:27:26 +0000 UTCgoodnight to you too, Bill
Daffodil
2025-03-22 17:26:30 +0000 UTCThanks John Jones
Dylan Taylor
2025-03-22 17:25:33 +0000 UTCSuper stoked. Thanks for posting.
Stashish
2025-03-22 17:25:23 +0000 UTCApril 1 is an insane day to announce anything but I totally respect it 😂
The Green Kasey
2025-03-22 17:25:06 +0000 UTCI HAVE BEEN BLESSED THIS MORNING
Jesus Lopez
2025-03-22 17:23:49 +0000 UTCwill the reciprocal tariffs impact ticket costs
adrien
2025-03-22 17:23:08 +0000 UTC
