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Acing The Interview

hmm the preview still looks weird even though Patreon support told me the issue had been "fixed"

Acing The Interview

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Apparently she's just doing this spontaneously, which is maybe worse.

Stephen Wells

Throw in a good offroad truck and 3000 acres of swampland and we have a deal!

Joseph Bonnar

@enchantedsleeper that’s an excellent guess. 😝 He couldn’t speak to the skills we needed & started scrolling social on his phone after that, so we called the interview short.

Melissa Wilson

@John Anderson Yes; it’s a canned response I practiced back when I was a corrections counselor. Flattering someone can be an effective way to deviate from a topic one doesn’t feel comfortable with; I was trained not to take the bait.

Melissa Wilson

Good job Jeph, I actually laughed out loud at how awful Anh was here :D

fx_in_mind

you surely mean the Ahnti-Marten ;)

Jimmy Thorsell

Much more of Anh, and Faye will give Claire a run for her money in the "lift glasses, rub bridge of nose" sweepstakes.

ValdVin

... She came out to her parents and was disowned / thrown out, wasn't she?

KiTA

just can't see how this DOESN'T end with a shovel, a tarp and some duct tape.

Jim Feldman

Man, it took me *way* too long to get that reference!

David Durant

But I'm guessing they didn't get the job xD

enchantedsleeper

Camera pan across to Pintsize, looking impressed, taking notes.

enchantedsleeper

I was actually thinking you meant panel 3, which I would say IS a boob stare from Anh xD

enchantedsleeper

The preview fixes for me when it’s been uploaded for a while

Maximum Turtle

Good news! Pacific Sunwear (aka PacSun) still exists in all fifty states and Puerto Rico!

Miyaa

A very belated GDI @Joseph Bonnar

Miyaa

Oh god, is Anh the anti-Marten?

Miyaa

And somewhere, someone is making a new TV Trope entry. Not me, I don’t know how to make a new page on there.

Miyaa

Both versions look fine on my PC.

awgiedawgie

The expanded version is looking blurry on desktop (Mac). :(

joFinndian

Depends. If they’ve got half a brain, even a rich person who inherited their money will realise that *someone* has to manage it. Usually, that means they hire someone — but it’s possible that their parents made sure that they learned the basics, mostly to reduce the risk of getting scammed.

Philip Masters

Seems to work fine on mobile btw, for anyone having issues viewing still!

Cole Blackblood

It's an AU of Marten's origin story - love it lmao

Cole Blackblood

Another long time software dev here. Can confirm.

Hugh Eckert

I don't think Anh is really Faye's type. Not anymore, anyway. [Sven and Angus off-screen looking dejected]

Mikey Bear

The preview was blurry yesterday, but all look fine to me now. So issue is at least partly resolved?

Raymond Dannelly

You're quite generous in assuming that the very rich categorize servants as "people". Servants are more of a thing that happens around them.

BookBeard

The really rich only know 3 types of people: Family, Peers and Servants. You figure out where you are on that list.

allanfranta

She did say, in the course of her drunken ramble, that she didn’t think her parents loved her. They may have been somewhat uncool about her bi-realisation without going full never-darken-my-doorstep-again; stack that with her whole identity crisis and the subconscious view of the east coast as the place where all this started, and fleeing home this way could seem kind of logical to her.

Philip Masters

Yeah just keep digging that hole

Eric R Queen

Ah, that explains the suitcase and the need for somewhere to stay. It wasn’t clear that home was a continent away.

Philip Masters

I'd assume that, as one who has inherited rather than earned and saved money, money management is her least likely useful skill.

Rich Holmes

Regarding no longer being able to view at full resolution: Got a note from Patreon support saying "We're working on a user experience for that which will be even better than what you used to have, meanwhile enjoy the one that's worse than what you used to have." Or words to that effect.

Rich Holmes

I’d assume that money management is her most likely useful skill, but presumably her claim to know all about robots has *some* basis in reality. Inherited tech talent, despite her air of inherited-money uselessness? Inside knowledge of next-generation technological developments?

Philip Masters

That’s head down but eyes *up*. Aggressive expression for short people.

Philip Masters

Chip stains and grease, but it's silicon chips.

Stephen Wells

She just needs to shine bright

A_Shadowmage_in_the_Pearlmania_War

'Cause everybody hates a tourist, Especially one who, who thinks it's all such a laugh.

Graydon Armstrong

My guess is that she is doing a whole "journey of self discovery" thing, but knows probably two-fifths of bugger all about humility and/or other people.

David Paul

yesterday the preview looked like it didnt render properly like if you set youtube to 240p, couldnt even read the text, it looks way better today, but i think i see what jeph means, but at this point it could just be confirmation bias thats making it seem blurry XD

Kattandra

Replace foot with other foot. Repeat.

Alasdair Mackintosh

The skill is tax evasion.

Bill Silvia

That’s a very tolerant response.

John Anderson

I may lack Jeff’s keen eye, but not today’s and yesterday’s looked fine to me, on Patreon and email.

John Anderson

Open mouth Insert foot Chew vigorously

Opus the Poet

I am not sure. I don't really see Jeph writing an intolerance story line, but he has repeatedly surprised us all with his storytelling skills.

SilverbackRon

Boob stare in panel four...

Anders Rapp

@ Andrew You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means (Actually true)

SilverbackRon

Anh is the Bechdel pest

BookBeard

You also can't spell fremesis without "rife mess", which seems appropriate given the state of Anh's life.

BookBeard

anh is fantastic. it’s so rare for female characters to get to be completely insufferable on their own merits (as in, not in a way that is intrinsically linked to a man). i hope she gets even worse. i love her

16 Crows In A Trench Coat

Get yourself a robot companion, an indie rock roomate and an office job. Worked great for Marten when he moved from California

Bagge

frown FROWN

darklion

Anhconceivable!

Andrew

It's gonna be funny as hell if it turns out Anh has some perfect skill that's been lacking and will totally put U.R. on top!

Uniquitous

OK, who still in Northampton? Dale maybe.

Rich Holmes

Yesterday's is OK for me. Might be yours is cached.

Rich Holmes

Oh Jesus 😂😂😂😂 You have to be fully familiar with Fays personality to realise just how frighin' hilarious this strip is. No wonder Bubbles' Faye radar (Fayedar?) is pinging right now... I mean, I live in Australia and I can feel the explosion brewing from here!! 🤣🤣

Shannon Woodbury

Ah! I did say of various temperatures. He be chill, but Martin has his messes.

Edward Clayton Andrew

Hey I laughed. I really should have though, that was awful! 😂😂

Shannon Woodbury

...Martin? Probably the most chill and normal of the whole bunch. 😂

Shannon Woodbury

And remember, you can't spell fremesis without emesis!

Rich Holmes

Tonight’s is better than yesterday. Yesterday’s is still fubar

Kevin v

(Winces) I want to pan away from this.

Edward Clayton Andrew

Today's PNG on the web is 620x899 if that helps anybody

Constantine Hannaher

Oh, Faye. Who do you know who isn't some temperature of mess?

Edward Clayton Andrew

That hurt. Good job.

Edward Clayton Andrew

This was their first interaction. Not stellar. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5431

Taigan

@BB: what about the "Anh stuff"?

Mad Marie

Bicoastal and Bisexual are pretty much the same thing.

Mad Marie

Eric the Half a Bee

Jon Wilson

But hopefully not bipolar.

Captain Button

That would be pretty seranhdipitous.

Sean Kinlin

Okay, wild theory dredged up from the distant past: A long time ago Marten's mom, who lived in California at the time, said she had clients who "move in the same circles" (i.e. rich people) as Hanners' mom. Now we find out that Anh's billionaire parents are California-based. I'm calling it now: one, or both, of Anh's parents are former clients of Veronica. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1831

BookBeard

OMG & now I’m flashing back to a repressed memory of a candidate I was interviewing telling me I had a sexy voice. “I don’t think that’s an appropriate topic for us to explore…would you please answer my question?”

Melissa Wilson

Send her out to do manual labor for a while. Hmm, subway tracks repaired perhaps? Oh, AHN BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD...

Joseph Bonnar

Nah, that still wouldn't have been the case with Old Faye. To be sticking out of a trashcan would imply that they were still in one piece.

Thunder

Anh has come out as bisexual, and figures she must also be bicoastal.

Sean Kinlin

On the other hand, she certainly has impressive oral skills, for how much she's managing to not choke on her foot.

Thunder

I think Faye has a fremesis!

Sean Brannon

@ Graydon I concur. I’m not sure why, but I imagined it that way too, so it must be true.

Melissa Wilson

Some might say this was poorly conceived.

Thunder

This is like watching a squirrel hop into the lion exhibit at the zoo. It might survive but only depending on if the lion cares enough to end it all.

Commodore_Perry

I suspect the fam has been deeply uncool about Anh’s recent self-discovery, but I just find her so abrasive, I can’t bring myself to worry about her. This will suck for her, but it will be the kind of suckage that will make her better.

Melissa Wilson

This comic has had its share of human dumpster fires, but Anh might be the dumpsterest fire yet.

William Cole

I feel like Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse needs to be in there.

Packy Anderson

Mmm… paste!

Melissa Wilson

Learning manners will help.

Sparky

Really wish you were making any of that up, but I believe you completely… 🫠

Melissa Wilson

She’s just SO BAD at it (& I should know, seeing as how I make a living interviewing people…)

Melissa Wilson

I mean, she *could* actually be quite knowledgeable about robotics. She's an heiress to a tech company, it's not *impossible* that she got interested in the family business. ... but it has to be said the "and stuff" in that sentence doesn't exactly inspire confidence...

BookBeard

Murderrrr...murrddderrr

Lisa

With the whole "unlicensed therapy" thing he's got going on, a night with Pintsize might just do her some good.

BookBeard

PUNCH HER, FAYE.

Everett Bradshaw

If Bubbles doesn't get there soon, Faye is going to explode.

Doc Gumby

But will the boy who likes Anh but was too shy to say anything follow her here? (Sorry, I've been rereading Megatokyo.)

Captain Button

Oh, no. No. No. No. Also, absolutely not.

Maurice Kessler

Whatever, I'm anh-bi-valent.

Rich Holmes

Wow, time in this scene really flying bi.

Andrea Andrew

The preview's back up to 620x899 which is what it used to be. However it's still set up as attachment rather than inline, which means you can't open it in a new tab at the full 800x1160 resolution. You can download it, that's it.

Rich Holmes

While she seems like an idiot, why won't I be surprised if she ends up being as skilled as Corpse Witch. And while they don't seem to work on that aspect of robotic repairs, being able to could be useful.

Jared Kolbly

I didn't think there were any buttons left to push but Ahn has a genius for finding more

SpookyPenguin

That is my thoughts.

Carrie

I feel like bifurcation would be perpendicular to her intermediate axis (into left and right parts) and bisection would be perpendicular to her major axis (into above-waist and below-waist parts).

Graydon Armstrong

Here's where Faye discovers the insufferableness Ahn can provide. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5433

ValdVin

You're doing great, sweety! 👍👍👍

Vilinda

You're doing great, sweety! 👍👍👍

Vilinda

I did recall her being insufferable but I thought it was just hanners. Thanks!

Ilana

Brb. Gonna pop another bag of popcorn

Hawkeye

They talked at the weddding, and Faye realized she was insufferable like this before mellowing out

Olivier Laroche

I feel like I missed something - did they interact at the wedding or why did Faye hate her already?

Ilana

Seriously, this strip belongs somewhere amongst the Captain Slocum, Morro Castle, and the SS Eastland.

ValdVin

Or did they....

Donna Flint

While Anh is a terrible person, I do love watching videos of catastrophic destruction. The Beirut Warehouse Explosion, The Mount St Helens eruption, The 1989 San Francisco Earthquake, Etc... I can add this interview to the list!

William Davy

She is vary not good at this

Kyle Major

Yeah, unless Bubs has a timely arrival, I'm pretty sure this is going to end in violence...

kupo

I want Anh to get shit-faced and wake up having sex with Pintsize. Of course, if she read that dating an AI pervert was now the in thing to do she'd be all over it.

OldGoat

Faye, your face is going to stick like that!

Kenneth Carlile

Faye punches Anh out (oooo, that'll leave a mark!) and Roko's former partner O'Mally takes the call. "T'was a perfectly reasonable response. Ye'd best be gittin' yer over-privileged arse outta Massachusetts by sundown!"

OldGoat

I use Edge and have seen no difference from usual the last two days. Well, except for never having been so irritated by a character as I have with Un.

Steve McSheffrey

I may be fairly disappointed if Anh survives this.

Doug DeJulio

No, she’s not ace, she’s bi, try and keep up.

Valerie Kaplan

For what it's worth the preview is looking fine for me in the Android app

Violet Moon

Tomorrow's comic: a single panel, solid red.

Simon Green

No, that's a disqualifying statement. Faye better not be understanding here, toxic people are toxic. Anh should be made to go find her own damn way.

glynch42

I thought the same thing, but they met at the wedding and didn't seem to know each other.

BookBeard

>: (

ValdVin

Ahn. Honey. I love you. Stop digging.

Travis Young

That first panel needs to be a framed print

Just James

This situation makes sense only if Anh is working down a bucket list. She's on "being bi-snarky" right now, with next being to find the droid she's looking for.

BobC

It's definitely more legible than last night but I don't know if I bi that Patreon's fully fixed it back to the way it used to work.

Aerin Moriarty

long-time software dev here to share that "fixed" is specialized software jargon for "somebody may have done something that might, in theory, affect and possibly even improve that thing you claimed was happening, OR somebody somewhere tried it and it worked for them so we don't believe you, OR your issue got lost and you should resubmit it."

Spike McLarty

Anh has done one positive thing today: make me feel less bad about interviews I bombed cause BOY HOWDY

Wooly50

Milk in the face time?

Captain Button

Marten is getting unconsciously grumpy because Faye is not occasioning tremendous violence against Anh here.

MikeT

if Bubbles was here the girl would be PASTE.

Peter McDevitt

I don't think Faye is bi-ing it.

Captain Button

This one looks fine, and yesterday's looks fine now, as well.

David Blood

If this happened in the first few hundred pages, Jeph would be running a storyline about now in which police finally found the body.

Czarzhan

Nope, nope, nope. She's too ahn-noying to stay.

Andrew Mitchell

grump grump grump

Brendan Luster

Omg, it would be great if somehow Anh and Marten knew each other from California.

Alcaria Swain

Open mouth, insert foot. She might be worse than Pinterest for engaging Faye.

Tannerbot

I confess I’m a little worried about Ahn. Why is a self-described heiress traveling cross-country for a job? Did her family react poorly to her coming out? Are her means no longer as robust as they were?

Taigan

On mobile I have absolutely no problem with the previews. I have no idea what y'all are going on about

Alcaria Swain

The fact that Anh isn't sticking out of a trashcan upside down is indicative of Faye's growth as a person.

Errol Lobo

You have a real knack for body language.

Eric Christian Berg

So she followed a girl from California to Northampton with no plan, no job and no place to live? Hmmmm.... where have I heard this before... https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=253

BookBeard

The last thing Dang needs is to give Faye more Anh-munition.

Miyaa

Ahn is Ahnungslos (German vor clueless).

Olaf

This gives "was I this much of an ass before? No, this is worse." vibes.

Mitchel Huffa

Sounds like an elaborate way to bring new readers to your comic by pulling in their support team :D

Darkflux

Faye really has calmed down a lot over the years lmao Imagine this happening in the first few hundred pages

Jackie aka Jax

It's a Bold Strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em.

JoeTheCynic

Possibly even bi-sected

Wynn Donivan

These expressions on Faye's face are killing me! panel 2 🤣🤣

Brent J. Nordquist

If she's lucky (no, not a joke), Bubbles will be quick and merciful.

Marc Johnson

Ugh. Called it. I hate when I'm right; it's never about there being ice cream.

Mia Augustson

Sounds like she might be bi-furcated before the end of the day

Cyclomo

Preview looks fine for me

YoPaulie!

She's awful, and it's great. I'm so sorry Faye. 😅

Rosilin

Sexual harassment. That's an... interesting interview tactic.

Bill Silvia

I hope they treat Faye fairly when 20/20 does a special on this murder that’s about to happen.

JMK

At this point if she walks out alive it's a miracle.

Jay

Preview looks fine to me. As do these ladies (bi-girl joke)

Bridgette Ryan

She is a disaster and I love it.

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