jephjacques / Accompaniment

I don't think she's so much angry, more needing a shit and doesn't want anybody to be in the fallout zone.

Andrew Taylor

2024-10-25 21:58:15 +0000 UTC

oh going down is the easy part, especially for Faye, she's a bourbon girl, it's how hard it's going to come up that's the issue. ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-10-25 04:54:52 +0000 UTC

I'm shocked the drink even went down in the first place!

Tim Starliper

2024-10-24 23:23:45 +0000 UTC

Jesus, Sven is never gonna stop paying for that kinda sorta but not really fuck up huh? Time to let go of that anger Faye...

wolfman

2024-10-24 15:11:41 +0000 UTC

I mean, the last time he broke up with someone he got so drunk he fought a giant purple gecko with a plastic vodka bottle. Also, if he keeps it NBD, then Svetlana(?) won't hunt Cosette down and kill her for breaking his heart.

Travis Young

2024-10-24 02:03:48 +0000 UTC

Fluctuate? Is that, like, a barometric pressure thing??

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-24 00:18:41 +0000 UTC

I like to imagine that is the Faye that our artist envisioned in QC #3, q.v.

Ursus Ridens

2024-10-24 00:15:09 +0000 UTC

Cherries and olives should stay well apart from each other.

Chris Warren

2024-10-23 23:17:22 +0000 UTC

Or how she prepares herself for the eventual pooping.

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-23 23:11:26 +0000 UTC

SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS APPROVES!

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-23 23:09:47 +0000 UTC

You mean she doesn't have an ASMR of that on her phone already?

ValdVin

2024-10-23 23:03:38 +0000 UTC

@Andrea Andrew They were definitely 'seeing each other' and it was implied that they hooked up more than was portrayed in the comic. Faye also laid out ground rules for the relationship, which Sven violated and then it was over. Sounds at least datingsque.

Not that Patrick Foltz

2024-10-23 22:36:21 +0000 UTC

Took them some time to get there, though: for a while their encounters were awkward, to say the least.

Comics Ladybird

2024-10-23 21:54:38 +0000 UTC

OMG - the first record that I ever bought, with my first ever payslip :)

Digi

2024-10-23 19:59:08 +0000 UTC

I think it wasn't that he bought the boat, it was that he KEPT the boat.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-23 19:12:57 +0000 UTC

Faye will also be providing porn sound track noises. Grunting, moaning, "oh god"...

Stephen Wells

2024-10-23 19:11:31 +0000 UTC

Wow, Faye is really lookin' good in that dress...

Hugh Eckert

2024-10-23 18:54:21 +0000 UTC

Perhaps her parents were blaxsploitation fans?

Philip Masters

2024-10-23 18:15:37 +0000 UTC

Tomahto, Tomayto.

Philip Masters

2024-10-23 18:13:39 +0000 UTC

The Leafs, in defiance of the NHL become the only team to wear black on black for both home and away games.

Jim Feldman

2024-10-23 17:33:56 +0000 UTC

That's not a girl. It's a goat, see?

Todd Ellner

2024-10-23 14:00:53 +0000 UTC

I thought they just hooked up. Were they dating?

Andrea Andrew

2024-10-23 13:58:47 +0000 UTC

is anyone shocked that the drink doesn't sit well? ~<3

Mitsuki Ayane

2024-10-23 13:18:55 +0000 UTC

Ten years later Dark Emmett & Grim Samantha’s drink is sold to Amazon as endocrinologists hail it as a more effective way to prepare people for their impending colonoscopy. They become billionaires and celebrate by wearing top hats and monocles, and become the youngest owners of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Miyaa

2024-10-23 12:46:35 +0000 UTC

Sometimes a breakup just works out fine: "We regret the partnership,etc, but not the friendship, which happily, has survived our errors." Speaking from personal experience here, if you can salvage the friendship, 30 years down the road you’ve got someone who "knew you when", and that’s a gift.

Claudia D.

2024-10-23 12:39:26 +0000 UTC

Must be the “Sven Effect". My husband and I have a joke about such things. As Faye seems unconscious of it, I would say it’s just a disturbance in the local atmosphere and signifies nothing on her part. Carry on Faye, and hustle down to the hall to the bathroom!

Claudia D.

2024-10-23 12:34:26 +0000 UTC

A didn't think there was much in it that was especially laxative, but I guess her digestion has identified the combination of olives and cherries, and noped out.

Philip Masters

2024-10-23 11:41:57 +0000 UTC

The important thing is we finally know she’s named Cleo. Hi Cleo!

Clifton Royston

2024-10-23 10:01:40 +0000 UTC

It's funny that Sven is probably warning her because she's about to overhear sex, whereas Faye is concerned about the couple hearing her bathroom activities xD

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-23 08:28:20 +0000 UTC

Even so... For me it's the fact that their relationship ended off-screen that's frustrating 😅 Plus, they were together for a long time (longer than Marten and Claire!), and yet Steve didn't even seem to care about the relationship ending. It's odd.

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-23 08:20:40 +0000 UTC

OOF

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-23 08:16:30 +0000 UTC

It is indeed Steve

enchantedsleeper

2024-10-23 08:16:19 +0000 UTC

Perhaps Faye needs more fibre in her diet.

Dean Reilly

2024-10-23 07:45:30 +0000 UTC

that timeline is awesome. And I realise how much I've forgotten in the meantime. Time for a full re-read

Sarah Peper 🏳️‍⚧️

2024-10-23 07:40:41 +0000 UTC

Also Sprach Zarathustra for when Bubbles gets dressed and porn soundtrack for when she gets undressed.

Stephen Wells

2024-10-23 06:42:28 +0000 UTC

Yep. We old

Drazi

2024-10-23 06:31:47 +0000 UTC

They fluctuate

Matthew Delahaye

2024-10-23 06:21:43 +0000 UTC

I love how the two of them still have good chemistry. Part of the hurt, I suppose

Bagge

2024-10-23 05:42:25 +0000 UTC

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade if you don’t have cups.

legobil

2024-10-23 05:07:32 +0000 UTC

Ah, that explains it. While Ahn may be looking to get railed, Cleo was looking to get bomped.

legobil

2024-10-23 05:01:51 +0000 UTC

Along with a loud prrffpphhtttbbbbtttttt

legobil

2024-10-23 04:52:48 +0000 UTC

I've been meaning to send some Letters to Cleo

Smashy smashy

2024-10-23 04:19:59 +0000 UTC

Bow-chicka-dum-tss.

Graydon Armstrong

2024-10-23 04:02:04 +0000 UTC

Nice. I remembered the bathroom encounter (reread that strip recently, probably starting from some other strip you linked), but forgot it was GI issues too.

Pejo

2024-10-23 03:59:57 +0000 UTC

Thanks very much!

PixelThis

2024-10-23 03:48:39 +0000 UTC

He should shorten and capitalise it, IMHO.

Diptych

2024-10-23 03:46:08 +0000 UTC

This spreadsheet? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?pli=1&gid=2000794116#gid=2000794116

Larry

2024-10-23 03:29:32 +0000 UTC

But there's only one girl, and no cups.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-23 03:07:33 +0000 UTC

That's how fast her clothes want to come off in Sven's presence.

Daryl Sawyer

2024-10-23 03:06:01 +0000 UTC

Not a spreadsheet, but: https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline

Captain Button

2024-10-23 03:04:31 +0000 UTC

I'm doing a archive deep-dive and I remember seeing on one of these posts (months and months ago) a link to a spreadsheet that dated everything and kept track of when characters first entered the comic, does anyone have a link to that?

PixelThis

2024-10-23 03:00:19 +0000 UTC

It's a party in Sven's bed. A lemon party.

Todd Ellner

2024-10-23 02:56:02 +0000 UTC

I did NOT realize that was Steve yesterday, I thought it was just some random dude! It's much funnier if it's Steve.

Paul Zagieboylo

2024-10-23 02:46:43 +0000 UTC

Nice one Bob! Hard to imagine that song is nearly 50 years old.

SilverbackRon

2024-10-23 02:36:16 +0000 UTC

Faye is missing a strap in the last frame

Julie Chan

2024-10-23 02:35:25 +0000 UTC

@BookBeard Spotify is suggesting O Fortuna and that does not seem appropriate… But I do have plenty Yaz!

Darren Franzen

2024-10-23 02:33:46 +0000 UTC

There is quite a lot of music distributed under a Creative Commons licence. You just have to check the particular terms for redistribution (and likely credit the artist and song).

David Paul

2024-10-23 02:31:21 +0000 UTC

It was the olives and the soda water that made it evil. Everything else was flavouring.

David Paul

2024-10-23 02:25:12 +0000 UTC

I knew a guy named Imhotep, anything is possible.

Sammitch

2024-10-23 02:11:30 +0000 UTC

That "drink" was more like a cold soup than a drink, no wonder it is affecting her like that.

Opus the Poet

2024-10-23 02:09:50 +0000 UTC

If you cross-reference the house layout between this and the previous strip, Sven's bedroom has a window into the bathroom that Faye is about to destroy.

Sammitch

2024-10-23 02:08:06 +0000 UTC

That Trace Atkins song sounds like a great example of a canon Sven composition. The joke "What did Ted and Edna see when they went to the barn?" Was my favorite 'dirty' joke to tell when I was a kid.

Not that Patrick Foltz

2024-10-23 02:07:26 +0000 UTC

I know what I’m doing at “work” “tomorrow”. Work = in bed Tomorrow = 5 minutes from now

Darren Franzen

2024-10-23 02:02:52 +0000 UTC

I thought Steve was the one with the appealing timber...

Captain Button

2024-10-23 01:59:09 +0000 UTC

And of course when Faye confronted him climbing out of the bar bathroom window, after she and Sven hooked up she used gastrointestinal distress as her excuse to Penelope for needing to go to see Dr. Corinne. Bathrooms and poop have been common themes in their relationship.

Not that Patrick Foltz

2024-10-23 01:56:14 +0000 UTC

I mean would work for me

Aaron Brewer

2024-10-23 01:51:21 +0000 UTC

I prefer to think she has an "Emergency Porn Music" playlist already built and ready to go, just in case.

BookBeard

2024-10-23 01:49:26 +0000 UTC

To be fair it's not like we saw a lot of Cosette anyway. Steve's appearances have been a once-a-year gag at most, and she only showed up in about half of those.

BookBeard

2024-10-23 01:44:55 +0000 UTC

Faye plays “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles. It’s super effective.

Miyaa

2024-10-23 01:44:10 +0000 UTC

I learned porn site may use royalty free music for their porn.

Miyaa

2024-10-23 01:42:10 +0000 UTC

I assumed youtube

Eric Sieck

2024-10-23 01:41:45 +0000 UTC

Nah, his Bubbles is Hanners

Eric Sieck

2024-10-23 01:41:33 +0000 UTC

I know a video game streamer who has a dog named Cleo!

Miyaa

2024-10-23 01:39:16 +0000 UTC

Faye might be my wife

JD

2024-10-23 01:30:31 +0000 UTC

These two have come a long way. Hope Sven finds his Bubbles (May).

Andrea Andrew

2024-10-23 01:29:43 +0000 UTC

Very thoughtful of her, honestly.

Populuxe

2024-10-23 01:27:43 +0000 UTC

The library maintains a comprehensive collection of porn soundtracks, you just have to convince Momo to open the horny vault. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4421

BookBeard

2024-10-23 01:27:14 +0000 UTC

Who knows? Faye may have incredible range and an appealing timbre.

ValdVin

2024-10-23 01:24:54 +0000 UTC

It ain't Sven's room anymore, it's the "guest room". They're at his parents house, he hasn't lived there in a while.

BookBeard

2024-10-23 01:23:39 +0000 UTC

🎶BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW!🎶

Tyler

2024-10-23 01:23:37 +0000 UTC

Kudos for the top notch callback in panel three. The last time Faye and Sven ran into each other she was similarly in a state of gastrointestinal distress. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3994

BookBeard

2024-10-23 01:22:36 +0000 UTC

But did Sven actually give permission?

JD

2024-10-23 01:22:25 +0000 UTC

They have permission. Tai told everyone where the hookups were supposed to happen right after the ceremony ended. Dora's mom said she would change the sheets tomorrow.

Tom B

2024-10-23 01:21:49 +0000 UTC

Faye has always had curves, but hasn’t put the goods right out there like this much. That kind of dress also requires a padded push-up bra, which usually adds at least a cup size, if not a couple.

Melissa Wilson

2024-10-23 01:21:40 +0000 UTC

Plop-Chica-Wowa

Doc Gumby

2024-10-23 01:21:14 +0000 UTC

I always really liked Cosette, shame we'll probably never see her again. Although, given we don't see plenty of the main characters for years on end (cough Brun cough) thining out their numbers might not hurt a bit...

David Durant

2024-10-23 01:10:44 +0000 UTC

I was wondering the same thing.

Doc Gumby

2024-10-23 01:10:33 +0000 UTC

Yup! Gotta have it!

Thomas Baxter

2024-10-23 01:08:27 +0000 UTC

Why Wouldn't Faye have porn music on her phone?

Doc Gumby

2024-10-23 01:08:04 +0000 UTC

tbh I think people willing to have sex in someone else’s bed without permission deserve to listen to the dulcet tones of Faye’s enormous shit

JD

2024-10-23 01:07:41 +0000 UTC

the dress accentuates the curves

Blake Manor

2024-10-23 00:59:43 +0000 UTC

Looks like Richard stayed in the room with Steve and Cleo

Zak Reichle

2024-10-23 00:58:14 +0000 UTC

That was kinda the point. It was more of a "Made you look!" than a "Gotcha!". However, for some folks it will bring back Disco nightmares. That's the real vein this needle was aiming for.

BobC

2024-10-23 00:57:10 +0000 UTC

I am very disappointed you didn't rick roll us

Drazi

2024-10-23 00:54:48 +0000 UTC

Is Cleo short for Cleopatra? (Don't laugh: That was my wife's tortie's name.)

ValdVin

2024-10-23 00:54:12 +0000 UTC

Who here is old enough to know tub girl? Speaking of.... Well, one of those things

Drazi

2024-10-23 00:54:05 +0000 UTC

Is it just me, or do Faye's boobs keep getting bigger? Like, not complaining or anything.

Nulgar

2024-10-23 00:50:07 +0000 UTC

I mean there’s rule 34 so sure.

Robert Smart

2024-10-23 00:48:09 +0000 UTC

Now you're a man! Manny manny man!

Likeablejerk

2024-10-23 00:46:19 +0000 UTC

I'm sure that's a turn-on to someone...

Alacrity Fitzhugh

2024-10-23 00:46:13 +0000 UTC

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5406 (setting off a flood of Claire puns that even Marten thought were a bit much)

Mark Eichin

2024-10-23 00:45:11 +0000 UTC

I think it’d be kinda surreal to try to poop to a porn music accompaniment.

Robert Smart

2024-10-23 00:45:03 +0000 UTC

But who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? (and where can I get one?)

Alacrity Fitzhugh

2024-10-23 00:44:55 +0000 UTC

We got the "bomp" yesterday from the closet door breaking.

Richard

2024-10-23 00:43:48 +0000 UTC

Here you go, Faye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEbaeLv-aOo

BobC

2024-10-23 00:42:58 +0000 UTC

I'm more of Bomp Chicka Wow Wow person. Gotta have that `bomp`

Thomas Baxter

2024-10-23 00:42:11 +0000 UTC

Faye always so considerate of others

Katie Spina

2024-10-23 00:41:57 +0000 UTC

I need to get a porn soundtrack into my library in case of similar contingencies.

William Cole

2024-10-23 00:40:56 +0000 UTC

Orgazmo soundtrack for the win!

Yelling Bird

2024-10-23 00:37:37 +0000 UTC

Goddamn, I was just about to make a similar joke!

Bridgette Ryan

2024-10-23 00:34:29 +0000 UTC

Faye being an excellent wingman even when dropping a deuce 🤣🤣🤣

Aditya Rameshan

2024-10-23 00:33:37 +0000 UTC

Dumped him cuz he bought a boat

Aditya Rameshan

2024-10-23 00:32:57 +0000 UTC

They broke up because he drunk bought a boat. (No, really. It was brought up like a week ago when marten was catching up with him at the wedding)

Travis Young

2024-10-23 00:32:44 +0000 UTC

Ahhh, Cleo. Now we have a name. Also, obligatory hey chicka bump bump

Anthony Gaglianese

2024-10-23 00:32:22 +0000 UTC

So considerate lmao

Jackie aka Jax

2024-10-23 00:31:57 +0000 UTC

Evilus deathicus blood blood blood On second thought, hopefully there's no blood blood blood.

Bill Silvia

2024-10-23 00:31:31 +0000 UTC

George Michael playing as she drops a wicked deuce 🎵🎶 somebodyyyy tellll meeee ohhhhhhh

Reece Chenault

2024-10-23 00:31:05 +0000 UTC

What happened to Steve's last gf? The college girl that was accident prone.

Michael

2024-10-23 00:30:49 +0000 UTC

I appreciate that Faye is help setting the mood for Steve & Cleo!

Shawn K. Younkin

2024-10-23 00:30:28 +0000 UTC

Bow chicka wow wow

Edward Clayton Andrew

2024-10-23 00:30:24 +0000 UTC

Accompaniment

Comments

I don't think she's so much angry, more needing a shit and doesn't want anybody to be in the fallout zone.

oh going down is the easy part, especially for Faye, she's a bourbon girl, it's how hard it's going to come up that's the issue. ~<3

I'm shocked the drink even went down in the first place!

Jesus, Sven is never gonna stop paying for that kinda sorta but not really fuck up huh? Time to let go of that anger Faye...

I mean, the last time he broke up with someone he got so drunk he fought a giant purple gecko with a plastic vodka bottle. Also, if he keeps it NBD, then Svetlana(?) won't hunt Cosette down and kill her for breaking his heart.

Fluctuate? Is that, like, a barometric pressure thing??

I like to imagine that is the Faye that our artist envisioned in QC #3, q.v.

Cherries and olives should stay well apart from each other.

Or how she prepares herself for the eventual pooping.

SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS APPROVES!

You mean she doesn't have an ASMR of that on her phone already?

@Andrea Andrew They were definitely 'seeing each other' and it was implied that they hooked up more than was portrayed in the comic. Faye also laid out ground rules for the relationship, which Sven violated and then it was over. Sounds at least datingsque.

Took them some time to get there, though: for a while their encounters were awkward, to say the least.

OMG - the first record that I ever bought, with my first ever payslip :)

I think it wasn't that he bought the boat, it was that he KEPT the boat.

Faye will also be providing porn sound track noises. Grunting, moaning, "oh god"...

Wow, Faye is really lookin' good in that dress...

Perhaps her parents were blaxsploitation fans?

Tomahto, Tomayto.

The Leafs, in defiance of the NHL become the only team to wear black on black for both home and away games.

That's not a girl. It's a goat, see?

I thought they just hooked up. Were they dating?

is anyone shocked that the drink doesn't sit well? ~<3

Sometimes a breakup just works out fine: "We regret the partnership,etc, but not the friendship, which happily, has survived our errors." Speaking from personal experience here, if you can salvage the friendship, 30 years down the road you’ve got someone who "knew you when", and that’s a gift.

Must be the “Sven Effect". My husband and I have a joke about such things. As Faye seems unconscious of it, I would say it’s just a disturbance in the local atmosphere and signifies nothing on her part. Carry on Faye, and hustle down to the hall to the bathroom!

A didn't think there was much in it that was especially laxative, but I guess her digestion has identified the combination of olives and cherries, and noped out.

The important thing is we finally know she’s named Cleo. Hi Cleo!

It's funny that Sven is probably warning her because she's about to overhear sex, whereas Faye is concerned about the couple hearing her bathroom activities xD

Even so... For me it's the fact that their relationship ended off-screen that's frustrating 😅 Plus, they were together for a long time (longer than Marten and Claire!), and yet Steve didn't even seem to care about the relationship ending. It's odd.

OOF

It is indeed Steve

Perhaps Faye needs more fibre in her diet.

that timeline is awesome. And I realise how much I've forgotten in the meantime. Time for a full re-read

Also Sprach Zarathustra for when Bubbles gets dressed and porn soundtrack for when she gets undressed.

Yep. We old

They fluctuate

I love how the two of them still have good chemistry. Part of the hurt, I suppose

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade if you don’t have cups.

Ah, that explains it. While Ahn may be looking to get railed, Cleo was looking to get bomped.

Along with a loud *prrffpphhtttbbbbtttttt*

I've been meaning to send some Letters to Cleo

Bow-chicka-dum-tss.

Nice. I remembered the bathroom encounter (reread that strip recently, probably starting from some other strip you linked), but forgot it was GI issues too.

Thanks very much!

He should shorten and capitalise it, IMHO.

This spreadsheet? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wqTgvVxV0GE1EoKnR0pxVChHUo4ZYtal/edit?pli=1&gid=2000794116#gid=2000794116

But there's only one girl, and no cups.

That's how fast her clothes want to come off in Sven's presence.

Not a spreadsheet, but: https://questionablecontent.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline

I'm doing a archive deep-dive and I remember seeing on one of these posts (months and months ago) a link to a spreadsheet that dated everything and kept track of when characters first entered the comic, does anyone have a link to that?

It's a party in Sven's bed. A lemon party.

I did NOT realize that was Steve yesterday, I thought it was just some random dude! It's much funnier if it's Steve.

Nice one Bob! Hard to imagine that song is nearly 50 years old.

Faye is missing a strap in the last frame

@BookBeard Spotify is suggesting O Fortuna and that does not seem appropriate… But I do have plenty Yaz!

There is quite a lot of music distributed under a Creative Commons licence. You just have to check the particular terms for redistribution (and likely credit the artist and song).

It was the olives and the soda water that made it evil. Everything else was flavouring.

I knew a guy named Imhotep, anything is possible.

That "drink" was more like a cold soup than a drink, no wonder it is affecting her like that.

If you cross-reference the house layout between this and the previous strip, Sven's bedroom has a window into the bathroom that Faye is about to destroy.

That Trace Atkins song sounds like a great example of a canon Sven composition. The joke "What did Ted and Edna see when they went to the barn?" Was my favorite 'dirty' joke to tell when I was a kid.

I know what I’m doing at “work” “tomorrow”. Work = in bed Tomorrow = 5 minutes from now

I thought Steve was the one with the appealing timber...

And of course when Faye confronted him climbing out of the bar bathroom window, after she and Sven hooked up she used gastrointestinal distress as her excuse to Penelope for needing to go to see Dr. Corinne. Bathrooms and poop have been common themes in their relationship.

I mean would work for me

I prefer to think she has an "Emergency Porn Music" playlist already built and ready to go, just in case.

To be fair it's not like we saw a lot of Cosette anyway. Steve's appearances have been a once-a-year gag at most, and she only showed up in about half of those.

Faye plays “Walk Like an Egyptian” by the Bangles. It’s super effective.

I learned porn site may use royalty free music for their porn.

I assumed youtube

Nah, his Bubbles is Hanners

I know a video game streamer who has a dog named Cleo!

Faye might be my wife

These two have come a long way. Hope Sven finds his Bubbles (May).

Very thoughtful of her, honestly.

The library maintains a comprehensive collection of porn soundtracks, you just have to convince Momo to open the horny vault. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4421

Who knows? Faye may have incredible range and an appealing timbre.

It ain't Sven's room anymore, it's the "guest room". They're at his parents house, he hasn't lived there in a while.

Along with a loud prrffpphhtttbbbbtttttt

Plop-Chica-Wowa

I always really liked Cosette, shame we'll probably never see her again. Although, given we don't see plenty of the main characters for years on end (cough Brun cough) thining out their numbers might not hurt a bit...

Ahhh, Cleo. Now we have a name. Also, obligatory hey chicka bump bump

Evilus deathicus blood blood blood On second thought, hopefully there's no blood blood blood.

George Michael playing as she drops a wicked deuce 🎵🎶 somebodyyyy tellll meeee ohhhhhhh