Ollie Lies
Added 2020-12-31 02:19:39 +0000 UTCSome fun untruths about Ollie!
1) he can run over 200 miles per hour, but only on odd-numbered days
2) he Knows what you Did
3) he speaks fluent French
4) his dad was a deer
5) his mom was a sawhorse
6) he can smell the future
7) when we got him neutered the vet was like "damn, nice balls on this one"
8) his ears are also wifi antennas
9) his eyes are vestigial and almost entirely useless
10) he's got a couple extra legs I think
and that's it for the holiday break! Regular comics resume on Monday. Thanks for your support through this shitty, shitty year. I hope you are all well and will stick with me as we advance into 2021. Maybe it won't be WORSE than 2020? Maybe????
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Comments
So long as he does know what I did last summer, we’re good...
William Karr
2021-01-02 17:43:32 +0000 UTCI say 6,8 & 10 are fake untruths
Ísabel Pirsic
2021-01-01 23:50:58 +0000 UTCMost of these are relatable, particularly #6 & 9 (nice)
Pejo
2021-01-01 06:15:27 +0000 UTCMy foster-fail quarantine kitten is named Khoshekh!
2020-12-31 23:30:21 +0000 UTCDogs and other things that look like Ollie
Miyaa
2020-12-31 17:46:54 +0000 UTCDo Not Tempt 2021
Vik M.
2020-12-31 14:18:48 +0000 UTCHappy new year, thanks for the stable source of joy throughout this year. :)
Antoine Leblanc
2020-12-31 12:38:58 +0000 UTCI sure hope 2021 is better. Happy New Year, y'all!
Jeffrey Anderson
2020-12-31 09:29:18 +0000 UTCWhat is next? Ollie Myths, or Ollie Legends?
Captain Button
2020-12-31 08:46:04 +0000 UTCI'd be looking for a new vet.
Joseph Bonnar
2020-12-31 08:34:25 +0000 UTCHappy new year Jeph!
Lars Gottlieb
2020-12-31 08:30:32 +0000 UTCKeep it up bro, the nicotine train is hard to get off of, but you did it! I've got a baby on the way, so I am trying, and it is damn near impossible. So from us still trying, keep it up.
2020-12-31 04:54:11 +0000 UTCHaving been a reader since 2007 and never chatting (an LTWFTW), nice balls on this one indeed. Love your work Jeph, keep it up and hope you're also healthy and well this year and the next.
2020-12-31 04:43:20 +0000 UTCThey can smell the future, and the future is butts.
KCkittysnores
2020-12-31 04:40:04 +0000 UTCWelcome to the 2020 re-runs. ;)
Ye Olde Phart
2020-12-31 04:40:01 +0000 UTCOh the mental imagery... Well, it's 2020, what did I expect?
Ye Olde Phart
2020-12-31 04:38:46 +0000 UTCDog lies are the best lies.
Hugh Eckert
2020-12-31 04:24:15 +0000 UTCI wonder if the "Ollie Lies" version of Ollie would be friends with Khoshekh.
tagno25
2020-12-31 04:19:52 +0000 UTCFact about my cat: when we brought him in for the check-up pre-neuter, the first words out of the vet's mouth, when he walked in the door, was "whoa, look at the pair on him!" And then he reached out to play with them!
2020-12-31 03:50:02 +0000 UTCWell at least he crosses his paws when he lies, so it’s ok (and adorable!)
2020-12-31 03:34:02 +0000 UTCBegging your pardon, but how do you know that he can't smell the future?
Thomas A. Dennis
2020-12-31 03:31:11 +0000 UTC"well maybe it won't be WORSE" is word for word how I'm approaching 2021
Stellar
2020-12-31 03:30:48 +0000 UTCHahahahhahahahaha! Woof
doorbender
2020-12-31 03:27:44 +0000 UTCi bet he does know what i did. i can tell. happy new year. i hope you had a nice holiday.
Ashley Thomas
2020-12-31 03:04:39 +0000 UTCI'm confident the vet comment is true.
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Ami
2020-12-31 02:53:44 +0000 UTCHere's to a less shitty 2021!!! 🥳🎉🎊 2021💩<2020💩
Andrew Carmedelle
2020-12-31 02:50:29 +0000 UTCIf #1 is an untruth, what's the truth? He can run over 200 MPH only on even-numbered days? He can run over 200 MPH on all days?
Richard
2020-12-31 02:38:26 +0000 UTC#2 oh no! I just watched Shut Up and Dance. (Black Mirror episode.) Don’t say things like that!
2020-12-31 02:38:21 +0000 UTCSome Ol-lies?
BobC
2020-12-31 02:34:49 +0000 UTCThank you for your artwork. It helped protect my insanity during this past year.
Joseph Bonnar
2020-12-31 02:27:54 +0000 UTCTake me to butt.church 🎵
L
2020-12-31 02:23:31 +0000 UTCSmelling the future is actually a fairly low tier doggy superpower. Most dogs can smell the future, unfortunately human language lacks the requisite olfactory vocabulary to communicate it to us :(
Verteiron
2020-12-31 02:23:29 +0000 UTCAll the best to you and yours, Jeph! Thanks for all the years of entertainment and may this be the year the collective "we" finally smarten up and make a better world! 🤘🤘
Dallas Hicks
2020-12-31 02:23:11 +0000 UTCFunny thing is that's sometimes a comment we might make, but it's usually about the tiny dogs, and then the big dogs usually have Itty bitty ones...
Jody Kincaid
2020-12-31 02:22:38 +0000 UTCHis dad was a buck and his mom was a sawbuck?!
pfreya
2020-12-31 02:22:35 +0000 UTChow do you know he can't smell the future? Any excuse for more oliie pics is appreciated.
Slashplane
2020-12-31 02:21:37 +0000 UTC
