It’s OUR FIRST restock of 2025, Haunties! We’ve got all-new items landing in the merch store RIGHT NOW and this batch is...chaotic. Skinny Bob is currently touching down in Nat's backyard like a Cosmic Claus dumping off some truly out-of-this world merchandise (including a Patreon-exclusive bundle with a price break). What did he bring in his alien sack? Simply read below to find out!
Exclusive Tee by Hauntie Hunter Camp
Designed by one of our very own listeners, this limited-edition shirt brings haunted style straight from the fandom to your closet. Have you ever looked at Aly's band t shirts and thought to yourself "...nice"? Well, now's your chance to replicate those millennial hxc vibes with a metal logo band tee of your own supporting your FAVORITE MESSY DUO - LGH!
NOTE: The shirt is found here along with the individual listings (the bundle and keychain are Patreon-Exclusives & found at the Patrons-Only link at the bottom of this post): https://www.letsgethaunted.com/shop
“I’m Not the Mole” Plushie
Soft, round, and deeply suspicious, grab this little guy (OUR VERY FIRST TIME EVER CREATING A PLUSHIE) to prove once and for all that you’re not the mole. If you don't buy it, you're the mole. Sorry, we don't make the rules. Also I cannot reiterate enough that this is completely custom-created and designed by Nat who worked for weeks with a stuffed animal maker to get this design just right! You may have even noticed it hanging on her microphone in recent episodes and she swears it's bringing her good luck.
“I’m Not the Mole” Sticker
Declare your innocence on your laptop, water bottle, or journal. Glossy finish and serious mole energy, designed by Aly after her crash out over the Dodleston Messages moles, but since then there have been countless other moles that we have yet to discuss because THEY WON'T LEAVE THE PATREON OMG GET OUT GET OUT!!!!
Screaming Possums Keychain
Also designed by Aly during one of her insomniac episodes at 3am on a random Tuesday, enjoy these two haunted possums trapped in space, eternally screaming into the void, but make it holographic! Features a shiny star-shaped key ring! ***THIS ITEM IS ONLY AVAILABLE AS PART OF THE PATRONS -ONLY BUNDLE
Patreon-Only Bundle Deal
Patrons get an exclusive bundle discount when grabbing the sticker, plushie, and keychain together from the Patreon-Exclusive merch store! This is a cosmic deal not available to the public, so don't wait because these items are sure to vanish faster than a UFO sighting and once they're gone they don't come back!
"How do I access the Patrons-only merch store?" You might be asking. Simply click here and type in (or copy/paste) the password HAUNTBOX : https://www.letsgethaunted.com/patrons-only
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